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31 Mar 2006, 12:52

where would you LEAST like to visit?

irian jaya. scares the crap out of me.
any of the US prairie states. miles and miles of wheat and cornfields don't fo it for me.
saskatchewan. see # 2.
detroit. wonder why?

31 Mar 2006, 12:53

AgentWood wrote: where would you LEAST like to visit?

irian jaya. scares the crap out of me.

any of the US prairie states. miles and miles of wheat and cornfields don't fo it for me.

saskatchewan. see # 2.

detroit. wonder why?

Luton... Or Leighton Buzzard...

Snorri xxx

31 Mar 2006, 12:57

Where the bird flu originated

31 Mar 2006, 13:03

AgentWood wrote:

detroit. wonder why?

because electro is a waist of time?

31 Mar 2006, 13:13

somalia and also whitley bay

31 Mar 2006, 14:06

Probably Irak right now...

31 Mar 2006, 14:10

shame about Iraq. one of these days it would make a good tourism location

Indonesia as a whole.

Zimbabwe

31 Mar 2006, 14:17

Snorrimon wrote:

Luton... Or Leighton Buzzard...

Snorri xxx

:mad4:

31 Mar 2006, 14:34

Dawlish Warren..........along the sea wall....on a bike!

31 Mar 2006, 15:11

Pitcairns have to be pretty rough.

Not sure why i mentioned that, but i just watched the 'Wicker Man'.

31 Mar 2006, 15:29

any of those places...

In my experience people are the same wherever you go.

Unless you turn up with an attitude.

Common sense.

But Peruvians are the most welcoming bunch of peeps I've ever come across. I love 'em :bow:

31 Mar 2006, 16:08

Florida--too humid, too many icky things, Old Germans, old NY Jews, Cubans--just like my damn family which I have a few down there
East St. Louis/any US inner city "keepin' it real" ghetto--too white for those places
Kansas
Oklahoma
Bolivia

31 Mar 2006, 16:23

Coventry

31 Mar 2006, 16:48

Albania Chorley :evil4:

31 Mar 2006, 17:50

NObabe wrote: Albania Chorley

Same place, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty;)

Bits of Belfast. Spain...I dunno why but spain always seems like a horrid place in my head, no mater how pretty it looks. It's probably the thought of the sweat soaked bottom 5% of UK society in residence on the beach.

31 Mar 2006, 18:08

Mauritania doesn't seem to have a helluva lot going for it.

31 Mar 2006, 18:22

Argentina - too many ex-Nazis for my taste

Malta - Seems kinda lonely on the map, between Sicily and Tunisia(sic)

Iran - Funny, I thought they were supposed to be calming down a few years ago

Myanmar - because Burma is a better name

Nebraska - miles and miles and miles and miles and miles of corn. Corn, corn, corn, corn, corn... :faint:

31 Mar 2006, 18:25

north korea

31 Mar 2006, 18:27

Bolton :ignore:

31 Mar 2006, 18:29

cabramatta, an almost unbeatable combination of westies, high unemployment, asian gangs, and drug dealing. they just had a couple of shootings there today. great place.

31 Mar 2006, 19:21

Texas (except Austin) most of the rural "Red State South" Cleveland Iraq

1 Apr 2006, 06:06

The entire southern half of the United States. :nonono:

1 Apr 2006, 06:11

North Carolina is probably underneath Iran on my 'wish list' right now. :evil4:

1 Apr 2006, 06:15

I've been to North Carolina and I don't recommend it. It has 3 things:

Mint colored cars
Sweet tea
Bojangles

Not worth the price of the cab to the airport.

1 Apr 2006, 12:46

Al Jarvis wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

Luton... Or Leighton Buzzard...

Snorri xxx

:mad4:

I'm Watford born-and-bred Al, it's a shame, and nothing personal, but we're at war... :tank:

Snorri xxx

1 Apr 2006, 14:08

Zimbabwe :nonono:

Wouldnt fancy Iraq right now either. Or Iran come to that...

1 Apr 2006, 15:49

Twatto wrote: Zimbabwe

Wouldnt fancy Iraq right now either. Or Iran come to that...

as my ultimate dream is to be a war correspondent, going to these places are near the top of my list!

1 Apr 2006, 15:52

AgentWood wrote:

Twatto wrote: Zimbabwe

Wouldnt fancy Iraq right now either. Or Iran come to that...

as my ultimate dream is to be a war correspondent, going to these places are near the top of my list!

Fair enough. Im just not too keen on going to places where i might get shot/kidnapped. Not really priorities of mine, i must confess...

1 Apr 2006, 15:54

Twatto wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Twatto wrote: Zimbabwe

Wouldnt fancy Iraq right now either. Or Iran come to that...

as my ultimate dream is to be a war correspondent, going to these places are near the top of my list!

Fair enough. Im just not too keen on going to places where i might get shot/kidnapped. Not really priorities of mine, i must confess...

ah, well. it's not like i haven't had rockets fired at me before.... :shrug:

1 Apr 2006, 15:56

AgentWood wrote:

Twatto wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Twatto wrote: Zimbabwe

Wouldnt fancy Iraq right now either. Or Iran come to that...

as my ultimate dream is to be a war correspondent, going to these places are near the top of my list!

Fair enough. Im just not too keen on going to places where i might get shot/kidnapped. Not really priorities of mine, i must confess...

ah, well. it's not like i haven't had rockets fired at me before....

Really?

Yeah. Dont get me wrong, id go as a soldier. Thats different, then im there to do a job i can see a point in. Im there to stop the shooting/kidnapping of innocents.

1 Apr 2006, 16:03

Twatto wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Twatto wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Twatto wrote: Zimbabwe

Wouldnt fancy Iraq right now either. Or Iran come to that...

as my ultimate dream is to be a war correspondent, going to these places are near the top of my list!

Fair enough. Im just not too keen on going to places where i might get shot/kidnapped. Not really priorities of mine, i must confess...

ah, well. it's not like i haven't had rockets fired at me before....

Really?

Yeah. Dont get me wrong, id go as a soldier. Thats different, then im there to do a job i can see a point in. Im there to stop the shooting/kidnapping of innocents.

not a soldier, just travelling along the lebanese/israeli border. it's pretty much a weekly occurrence up there.

2 Apr 2006, 03:05

Cath wrote: The entire southern half of the United States.

thanks, jerk.

2 Apr 2006, 03:50

Snorrimon wrote: I'm Watford born-and-bred Al, it's a shame, and nothing personal, but we're at war...

Snorri xxx

:abovelol:

Do they do Wi-Fi for caravans now then?!

Shitford born-and-bred?! You Filthy Scummer! :evil4: :lol:

(Er, don't you support West Ham though?) :skeptic:

2 Apr 2006, 04:16

I don't wanna go to school tomorrow.

There is one place I would REALLY LOVE to be right now though :nod:

2 Apr 2006, 04:17

Twatto wrote: [Fair enough. Im just not too keen on going to places where i might get shot/kidnapped. Not really priorities of mine, i must confess...

you assume there'e no chance of that happening in the UK then ??

2 Apr 2006, 04:20

Johnny "Two Sheds" Jackson wrote:

Twatto wrote: [Fair enough. Im just not too keen on going to places where i might get shot/kidnapped. Not really priorities of mine, i must confess...

you assume there'e no chance of that happening in the UK then ??

There's a chance of it happening anywhere, I just think he means there's much more of a chance that it might happen in those countries

2 Apr 2006, 08:21

Johnny "Two Sheds" Jackson wrote:

Twatto wrote: [Fair enough. Im just not too keen on going to places where i might get shot/kidnapped. Not really priorities of mine, i must confess...

you assume there'e no chance of that happening in the UK then ??

no need to go somewhere where the risk is significantly increased, is there?

2 Apr 2006, 13:48

2 Apr 2006, 21:19

NOOLigan wrote: cabramatta, an almost unbeatable combination of westies, high unemployment, asian gangs, and drug dealing. they just had a couple of shootings there today. great place.

Redfern would be pretty awful too.

2 Apr 2006, 21:24

Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: cabramatta, an almost unbeatable combination of westies, high unemployment, asian gangs, and drug dealing. they just had a couple of shootings there today. great place.

Redfern would be pretty awful too.

redfern is tame by comparison. i stayed there once for a few days.

3 Apr 2006, 01:42

papua new guinea!!

its full of large headed savages with spears. or so i've heard :laugh:

but seriously. London's the pits. full of unfriendly southern wooly back bastards.

{OBTW: He's back} :laugh: :laugh:

3 Apr 2006, 02:57

Steve Campbell wrote: Bolton

:angry:

I'll remember that!

3 Apr 2006, 03:00

Errrmmmm I meant errrrr (shit don;t you hate it when threads don;t sink fast enough)...errrrr "Bolton, were it not the home of the truly wonderful Jem"

No?

worth a try , I can limbo under a bog door I'm such a crawler.

3 Apr 2006, 09:53

Corby Derby Johnny's SHED WORK :cry:

3 Apr 2006, 13:45

Rocket Mick wrote:

Johnny's SHED

The shed could always come to you instead ,Mick

3 Apr 2006, 14:00

Johnny "Two Sheds" Jackson wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote:

Johnny's SHED

The shed could always come to you instead ,Mick

I can RENOVATE but i can't perform MIRACLES. And i am old enough to remember ALL FALL DOWN-Lindisfarne! :laugh:

3 Apr 2006, 14:02

Shed Up Mick !

3 Apr 2006, 14:07

J.A.K wrote: papua new guinea!!

its full of large headed savages with spears. or so i've heard

PNG is fine, it's irian jaya that's scary in all honesty (at least to me). far too many travelers who enter the inner region go missing for my liking. not to mention the lovely indonesian military police activity!

3 Apr 2006, 14:33

Rocket Mick wrote:

Johnny "Two Sheds" Jackson wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote:

Johnny's SHED

The shed could always come to you instead ,Mick

I can RENOVATE but i can't perform MIRACLES. And i am old enough to remember ALL FALL DOWN-Lindisfarne!

Didn't The Goodies have a travelling shed ? :laugh:

4 Apr 2006, 23:12

AgentWood wrote:

J.A.K wrote: papua new guinea!!

its full of large headed savages with spears. or so i've heard

PNG is fine, it's irian jaya that's scary in all honesty (at least to me). far too many travelers who enter the inner region go missing for my liking. not to mention the lovely indonesian military police activity!

...I exactly second that, Christy... :nod:

cheers,

The Saviour.

5 Apr 2006, 01:34

Johnny "Two Sheds" Jackson wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote:

Johnny "Two Sheds" Jackson wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote:

Johnny's SHED

The shed could always come to you instead ,Mick

I can RENOVATE but i can't perform MIRACLES. And i am old enough to remember ALL FALL DOWN-Lindisfarne!

Didn't The Goodies have a travelling shed ?

I believe they did. And don't forget the trandem.

Some fool also built a shed round a quad bike. Seen Clarkson racing round thruxton park (including the horrific church corner) on the telly.