Beckham is OCD

From Anglophenia Blog

In non-music news, David Beckham has come out...as OCD. Yes, Becks joins Charles Dickens and Marcel Proust as a famous sufferer of the mental disorder. Beckham, in an interview, admits to "counting the cans of cola he keeps in his fridge," "placing magazines in straight lines and symmetrical patterns," and "buying exactly 20 packets of Super Noodles on each visit to the supermarket." Victoria Beckham says, "Everything has to match in the house. If there are three cans of Diet Pepsi, he'd throw one away because it's uneven." Jesus. It's no wonder Posh is reportedly spending so much money on getting her teeth fixed.

It's funny because

1. I always associate OCD with people who are too bright to function.. not really so in this case is it?
2. Since he's OCD you'd think he'd do better with the penalty kicks.

this explains why he retaliated against simeone in the 98 World cup, it must have killed him that his red Didnt match El Cholo's Yellow

he's obviously got far too much time on his hands.Hopefully that time is evenly matched on both hands ,for his sake

just what is he obsessive about? his hair?