what some people here so *badly* need
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Steve Campbell wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: why didn't you suggest the two headed beast?
WTF?
well everybody would be much happier after doing the horizontal folk-dance.
Christopher Owens wrote: Each other?
whatever turns you on.
Cozzy can watch from the wardrobe.
J.A.K wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Each other?
whatever turns you on.
Cozzy can watch from the wardrobe.
J.A.K wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: ... a drink!
nerves shattered? and its only Thursday.
Yeah, i only need to see your name and it breaks me out in a rash and i start twitching for a strong drink.
Missy Jem wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: ... a drink!
nerves shattered? and its only Thursday.
Yeah, i only need to see your name and it breaks me out in a rash and i start twitching for a strong drink.
haha
Missy Jem wrote:
breaks me out in a rash and i start twitching
anyone got a hose pipe with a dildo shaped nosel?
J.A.K wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
breaks me out in a rash and i start twitching
anyone got a hose pipe with a dildo shaped nosel?
That's groce
Ah Bingo!Always had a fondness for the call "Two for lunch...69" Please excuse my immaturity :D
Steve Campbell wrote: Bleedin hell kershaw, that's no way to speak to a lady, or even Missy )
Taboo # 7 wrote: That's it, I'm leaving the forum!
Because at least I have a life...:p
No 'true' fan would ever leave.
And I speak for everytone here 
Definitely Barney Army wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: That's it, I'm leaving the forum!
Because at least I have a life...:p
No 'true' fan would ever leave.
And I speak for everytone here
STFU :D
JAK, I don't deseve to be humiliated sexual jokes on this site. That's DEFINITELY not a way to treat a lady. 
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: JAK, I don't deseve to be humiliated sexual jokes on this site. That's DEFINITELY not a way to treat a lady.
No humiliation Cozzie...he was just joking.
Yes, I know it's a joke :D . He will eventually be Burt Reynold's sidekick in roasting (as in comedy, not the slang) me on this site. :p
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: JAK, I don't deseve to be humiliated sexual jokes on this site. That's DEFINITELY not a way to treat a lady.
We're not starting up that debate again, are we?!
Now, are you a lady?! Or not?! 
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Are you a candidate for Burt Reynold's sidekick? :D
If it's a roasting partner you're after then, no.
Ah, bollocks, go on then.
I get first choice of ends though.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Yes, I know it's a joke :D . He will eventually be Burt Reynold's sidekick in roasting (as in comedy, not the slang) me on this site. :p
haven't got the foggiest what your going on about (above) coz. but i'm honestly only messing. chill out girl.
look at the shit i get for being a scouser. but i give as good as i get. its only a game. no nastiness ever intended.
offski now. cya next week.
J.A.K wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Yes, I know it's a joke :D . He will eventually be Burt Reynold's sidekick in roasting (as in comedy, not the slang) me on this site. :p
haven't got the foggiest what your going on about (above) coz. but i'm honestly only messing. chill out girl.
look at the shit i get for being a scouser. but i give as good as i get. its only a game. no nastiness ever intended.
offski now. cya next week.
you still have to spend the weekends in lockup man? That sucks :D
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, I think that means that you need a life.
At least I have a life...oh wait, used that one already 
Circle gets the square, and I get a lovely parting gift for my efforts 
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: JAK, I don't deseve to be humiliated sexual jokes on this site. That's DEFINITELY not a way to treat a lady.
Oh christ go away
Steve Campbell wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Yes, I know it's a joke :D . He will eventually be Burt Reynold's sidekick in roasting (as in comedy, not the slang) me on this site. :p
haven't got the foggiest what your going on about (above) coz. but i'm honestly only messing. chill out girl.
look at the shit i get for being a scouser. but i give as good as i get. its only a game. no nastiness ever intended.
offski now. cya next week.
you still have to spend the weekends in lockup man? That sucks :D
Where do you get these. M SIPHERS. great. has to become a frustration first.
Under the N- Fanfic elements to argue against the official fictions. A true case there for Power Corruption and Lies.
Al Jarvis wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Are you a candidate for Burt Reynold's sidekick? :D
If it's a roasting partner you're after then, no.
Ah, bollocks, go on then.
I get first choice of ends though.
Hmm... its gonna need a vast intake of alcohol. And we'd have to change ends at half time.
I get the impression she's a ladyboy though, so I'm putting in a disclaimer.
Ermmm not sure Coz.. Mebbe when you put up a picture of your 'tache.
I just got an email saying I have to listen to your blog, cos its dead scary, and mentions me too much, amongst other things like creating a JD/NO Tea Set. The use of the term 'friendship' is baffling, apparently.
http://cozmonite61.blogspot.com
I'm gonna listen now.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: You like saying that don't you?
I'm trying to slip in the phrase 'I'd rather be disembowelled' but haven't yet found the moment, in our occasional convos, cozzie. Its a question of finding the right opportunity.
Well as you seem to pop up somewhere on every thread, with the most basic of posts, that is not entirely surprising. You are the NOOL equivalent of elevator music
Sometimes i get the feeling you are here to post large numbers of posts rather than be of any 'relevance'. I'll say it again.. Quality not quantity.
hey Coz.. while you are at the pottery wheel.. how about whipping up an Electronic ash tray?
OK, I think I (badly) need to do some reading and log off until Sat. morning since I will be going to the concert tomorrow. Burt, you can stop banging your head now.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, I think I (badly) need to do some reading and log off until Sat. morning since I will be going to the concert tomorrow. Burt, you can stop banging your head now.
make it Saturday week
Emma Peel wrote: I can just feel the LOVE emanating from this thread...
Ohhhhhhh Emma... so can I...
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: I can just feel the LOVE emanating from this thread...
Ohhhhhhh Emma... so can I...
We might be going down again for the count!
Emma Peel wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: I can just feel the LOVE emanating from this thread...
Ohhhhhhh Emma... so can I...
We might be going down again for the count!
ding dong!..
S'gotta be better than going down on cozzie..
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: I can just feel the LOVE emanating from this thread...
Ohhhhhhh Emma... so can I...
We might be going down again for the count!
ding dong!..
S'gotta be better than going down on cozzie..
Well, now you've done it -- I'm sure Cozzie will put another post about you on her blog...!
She did one earlier.. I havent bothered listening to it. It's like a cross between Glenn Close out of Fatal Attraction, Forrest Gump and The Crying Game. I hope ya listened to the other ones Emma.. It's kinda freaky.
Mebbe she just likes punishment.
I've randomly listened to two posts, and there were all about you..! Hmm, I shall try and listen again tonight, and see if your name is mentioned again..
Methinks you have a secret admirer, dear Burt....!
Emma Peel wrote: I've randomly listened to two posts, and there were all about you..! Hmm, I shall try and listen again tonight, and see if your name is mentioned again..
Methinks you have a secret admirer, dear Burt....!
Emma dearest.. re:cozzie; 'I'd rather be disembowelled'.
leather catsuits conquer all, in my book..
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: I've randomly listened to two posts, and there were all about you..! Hmm, I shall try and listen again tonight, and see if your name is mentioned again..
Methinks you have a secret admirer, dear Burt....!
Emma dearest.. re:cozzie; 'I'd rather be disembowelled'.
leather catsuits conquer all, in my book..
see, I knew you'd have another chance to use that sentence!
I'm glad we're on the same page then, dearest Burt!
Emma Peel wrote: Hey Cozzie, does your audio blog allow people to comment on the posts?
Just wondering...
Yes.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: Hey Cozzie, does your audio blog allow people to comment on the posts?
Just wondering...
Yes.
okay, that's good...
Hey, Ed, are you listening?!?
I think I found a couple more odd than Cozzie and the Bandit
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060405-080643-2798r
Not even sure I want to live in a world where Heather Locklear and David Spade...:barf: 
Taboo # 7 wrote: I think I found a couple more odd than Cozzie and the Bandit
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060405-080643-2798r
Not even sure I want to live in a world where Heather Locklear and David Spade...:barf:
D'ya really think they're odder than Nikki Cox's last two men: Bobcat Goldwhait, and now Jay Mohr (currently married to him).
Burt Reynolds wrote: I get the impression she's a ladyboy though, so I'm putting in a disclaimer.
Any hole's a goal! 
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: I've randomly listened to two posts, and there were all about you..! Hmm, I shall try and listen again tonight, and see if your name is mentioned again..
Methinks you have a secret admirer, dear Burt....!
Emma dearest.. re:cozzie; 'I'd rather be disembowelled'.
leather catsuits conquer all, in my book..
ah burt you love cozzie, and she loves you. you two just wouldn't know what to do now if the other wasn't there. just you two admit it. ok my work here is done.
Burt Reynolds wrote: Well as you seem to pop up somewhere on every thread, with the most basic of posts, that is not entirely surprising. You are the NOOL equivalent of elevator music
I will use this in the future, thank you.
NOOLigan wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: I've randomly listened to two posts, and there were all about you..! Hmm, I shall try and listen again tonight, and see if your name is mentioned again..
Methinks you have a secret admirer, dear Burt....!
Emma dearest.. re:cozzie; 'I'd rather be disembowelled'.
leather catsuits conquer all, in my book..
ah burt you love cozzie, and she loves you. you two just wouldn't know what to do now if the other wasn't there. just you two admit it. ok my work here is done.
Where's the Comrade with his "you left your glove the last time you visited" ploy when you need him? :p
NOOLigan wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: I've randomly listened to two posts, and there were all about you..! Hmm, I shall try and listen again tonight, and see if your name is mentioned again..
Methinks you have a secret admirer, dear Burt....!
Emma dearest.. re:cozzie; 'I'd rather be disembowelled'.
leather catsuits conquer all, in my book..
ah burt you love cozzie, and she loves you. you two just wouldn't know what to do now if the other wasn't there. just you two admit it. ok my work here is done.
Hmmm, Nooligan, are you trying to be a Cupid here?
Emma Peel wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: I've randomly listened to two posts, and there were all about you..! Hmm, I shall try and listen again tonight, and see if your name is mentioned again..
Methinks you have a secret admirer, dear Burt....!
Emma dearest.. re:cozzie; 'I'd rather be disembowelled'.
leather catsuits conquer all, in my book..
ah burt you love cozzie, and she loves you. you two just wouldn't know what to do now if the other wasn't there. just you two admit it. ok my work here is done.
Hmmm, Nooligan, are you trying to be a Cupid here?
it must be true. they have both gone off blushing, and have disappeared. together?
NOOLigan wrote:
Emma Peel wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: I've randomly listened to two posts, and there were all about you..! Hmm, I shall try and listen again tonight, and see if your name is mentioned again..
Methinks you have a secret admirer, dear Burt....!
Emma dearest.. re:cozzie; 'I'd rather be disembowelled'.
leather catsuits conquer all, in my book..
ah burt you love cozzie, and she loves you. you two just wouldn't know what to do now if the other wasn't there. just you two admit it. ok my work here is done.
Hmmm, Nooligan, are you trying to be a Cupid here?
it must be true. they have both gone off blushing, and have disappeared. together?
into the sunset?
:p
Emma Peel wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Emma Peel wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: I've randomly listened to two posts, and there were all about you..! Hmm, I shall try and listen again tonight, and see if your name is mentioned again..
Methinks you have a secret admirer, dear Burt....!
Emma dearest.. re:cozzie; 'I'd rather be disembowelled'.
leather catsuits conquer all, in my book..
ah burt you love cozzie, and she loves you. you two just wouldn't know what to do now if the other wasn't there. just you two admit it. ok my work here is done.
Hmmm, Nooligan, are you trying to be a Cupid here?
it must be true. they have both gone off blushing, and have disappeared. together?
into the sunset?
:p
i think we should change the subject. i have listend to cozzie's blog.
The reason why Burt is such a star on my blog is because...oh, go listen to the "Disclaimer..." post.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Hmmm, the lady doth protest too much?
Apparently, you guys are my audience. What's going on here? I also made posts about my first gig.
OMG....can you imagine how long poor cozzie wold last in a belfast pub?
"alright cozzie ya yankie bastard" Instant Meltdown involving lecture on her family history, proving she is both a legitimate child AND half Okinawan.
Steve Campbell wrote: OMG....can you imagine how long poor cozzie wold last in a belfast pub?
"alright cozzie ya yankie bastard" Instant Meltdown involving lecture on her family history, proving she is both a legitimate child AND half Okinawan.
are we taking bets?
Emma Peel wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: OMG....can you imagine how long poor cozzie wold last in a belfast pub?
"alright cozzie ya yankie bastard" Instant Meltdown involving lecture on her family history, proving she is both a legitimate child AND half Okinawan.
are we taking bets?
£10 says she'll last 30 seconds.
Christopher Owens wrote: 10 seconds. Damn.
I'll put next week's dole on her not getting past the greeting.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: 10 seconds. Damn.
I'll put next week's dole on her not getting past the greeting.
Sensible.
Talk about lost in translation. I'm starting to feel the effects of the Zero Wing Video that Steve linked on his post. 
Cath, I don't know what's going on here with the Okinawan heritage and legitimacy. I can assure you that my parents married before I was born. And Steve with the Irish pub thing... where did he get that idea?
OK, let's change the subject here. How do guys think about my clips on the "FF and DCFC clips are up!" Sweet, huh?
What he means is, with your up tightness and self righteousness, you'd be laughed out of the place for having a breakdown in responding to a typical greeting.
Got it?
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Cath, I don't know what's going on here with the Okinawan heritage and legitimacy. I can assure you that my parents married before I was born. And Steve with the Irish pub thing... where did he get that idea?
I dont know what you are talking about Coz. But if I were you I would open a window before you inhale too many fumes.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Cath, I don't know what's going on here with the Okinawan heritage and legitimacy. I can assure you that my parents married before I was born. And Steve with the Irish pub thing... where did he get that idea?
this is exactly what cambo was getting at. you don't have to constantly justify yourself. we are all cool with who and what you are. sometimes we have a laff at your expense, but we mean nothing nasty by it.
NOOLigan wrote:
this is exactly what cambo was getting at. you don't have to constantly justify yourself. we are all cool with who and what you are. sometimes we have a laff at your expense, but we mean nothing nasty by it.
Well said.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, let's change the subject here. How do guys think about my clips on the "FF and DCFC clips are up!" Sweet, huh?
are you talking about your blog? cause i really don't know what ff and dcfc is.
just to put you at ease. no, you don't sound like a man. you have a lovely female voice, so there.
NOOLigan wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Cath, I don't know what's going on here with the Okinawan heritage and legitimacy. I can assure you that my parents married before I was born. And Steve with the Irish pub thing... where did he get that idea?
this is exactly what cambo was getting at. you don't have to constantly justify yourself. we are all cool with who and what you are. sometimes we have a laff at your expense, but we mean nothing nasty by it.
Xactly Ron.
Cozzie, I meant...if you walked into Lavery's on a friday night, me and Owens would greet you with "alright ya yankie bastard" (Ron wuld get somesthing INFINITELY more abusive, cos we can get him for being German AND Australian)...it's how we are here, and even some English folks get it, and the Aussie are down with it big time as well. But you would point out that you were not a bastard or a full blooded yankie imperialist dog.
you need to chill
you need corrupted.
you're too smart to be so fucking serious and frankly, mom's apple pie American, ALL the damned time, it's holding you back kiddo.
Do something utterly fucking pointless for no reason, other than it's funny and silly, by this time tomorrow....go moonbathing....do a cockroach on the freeway (lie on your back kicking your arms and legs in the air making squeaking noises.....please do not attempt during peak traffic hours)...produce something UTTERLY incongruous from your pockets in front of simillarly normal folks, and when they look confused and aghast...simply wink or smile knowingly.....ask a policeman for directions to your school...then correct him......direct a stranger who asks YOU to reccomend a good resturaunt to the skreggiest fleabitten hellhole in town....ANYTHING FUCKING STUPID>>>IT WILL DO YOU GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burt, we have a gig for you bro!
Steve Campbell wrote:
Xactly Ron.
Cozzie, I meant...if you walked into Lavery's on a friday night, me and Owens would greet you with "alright ya yankie bastard" (Ron wuld get somesthing INFINITELY more abusive, cos we can get him for being German AND Australian)...it's how we are here, and even some English folks get it, and the Aussie are down with it big time as well. But you would point out that you were not a bastard or a full blooded yankie imperialist dog.
you need to chill
you need corrupted.
you're too smart to be so fucking serious and frankly, mom's apple pie American, ALL the damned time, it's holding you back kiddo.
Do something utterly fucking pointless for no reason, other than it's funny and silly, by this time tomorrow....go moonbathing....do a cockroach on the freeway (lie on your back kicking your arms and legs in the air making squeaking noises.....please do not attempt during peak traffic hours)...produce something UTTERLY incongruous from your pockets in front of simillarly normal folks, and when they look confused and aghast...simply wink or smile knowingly.....ask a policeman for directions to your school...then correct him......direct a stranger who asks YOU to reccomend a good resturaunt to the skreggiest fleabitten hellhole in town....ANYTHING FUCKING STUPID>>>IT WILL DO YOU GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burt, we have a gig for you bro!
Wise words from the elder statesman.
I'm such a complex person. I mean, I have a sense of humo(u)r but it's weird. I'll take Steve's advice and find a way to accomplish it so that you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm such a complex person. I mean, I have a sense of humo(u)r but it's weird.
In that you don't have a sense of humour?
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'll take Steve's advice and find a way to accomplish it so that you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
I don't know about 'favourite'.....
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
Nobody laughs at me...:D
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm such a complex person. I mean, I have a sense of humo(u)r but it's weird. I'll take Steve's advice and find a way to accomplish it so that you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
No, then we will laugh WITH you
Do it, go on, take steve's advice, do it
CuanaD wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm such a complex person. I mean, I have a sense of humo(u)r but it's weird. I'll take Steve's advice and find a way to accomplish it so that you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
No, then we will laugh WITH you
Do it, go on, take steve's advice, do it
But also pay attention toparts such as 'please do not attempt during peak traffic hours' for the cockroach. But yeah, it will help you loosen up a bit. Just, not too much too fast though.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, Chris, just shut up.:)
Ooooooohhhhhhh...............
Them's fighting words. 
Twatto wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
Nobody laughs at me...:D
You're a NO fan???????
:D
Twatto wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
Nobody laughs at me...:D
get used to it, yer a drummer :D
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm such a complex person. I mean, I have a sense of humo(u)r but it's weird. I'll take Steve's advice and find a way to accomplish it so that you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
not for US....for YOU
Steve Campbell wrote:
Twatto wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
Nobody laughs at me...:D
get used to it, yer a drummer :D
Laugh at Andy
That guy hasn't QUITE got the drummer expression right.
we called it at collge the.... "the hamster is off the wheel" look.
Steve Morris is a terrible sufferer sometimes.
Steve Campbell wrote: That guy hasn't QUITE got the drummer expression right.
we called it at collge the.... "the hamster is off the wheel" look.
Steve Morris is a terrible sufferer sometimes.
Well direct your comments to Twatto and tell him yourself
State of Love and Trust wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: That guy hasn't QUITE got the drummer expression right.
we called it at collge the.... "the hamster is off the wheel" look.
Steve Morris is a terrible sufferer sometimes.
Well direct your comments to Twatto and tell him yourself
Im not happy actually, playing drums for the first time in a while earlier, was blistering within 2 songs! Had to stop playing.
Dang!..
Look what happens when i pop out for a 'tummy tuck' so i can fit in a wetsuit on pre-production on 'Deliverance 2: Piggy's Revenge'.
Damn, appear to have missed another 5 pages or so of Cozzie-baiting... Poor girl... I'm back to protect her now though...
Snorri xxx
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Hey, guys. I'm back. You guys missed so much from some fun stuff on NOOL.
And you all missed some fun stuff from my holiday!
Snorri xxx
I have put a lot of myself in this site. Go to these BCD threads and read my posts.
"Franz Ferdinand and Death Cab for Cutie Clips are Up!" "Anyone Remember this when they were kids" or something like that "Random Picture Thread, return of"
I'm going to eat some dinner. I'm very hungry today. 
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
I'm going to eat some dinner. I'm very hungry today.
Guten Appetit!
Snorri xxx
Hmmm...
looking at those blog titles, I might start a thread about 'Internet Stalkers'...
*checks pet rabbit*
Emma Peel wrote: oh yeah, more German!
Yeah, I feel bad for neglecting Cozzie's studies over the last week or so... Especially after she put all the effort into putting the phrases on her blog... So here's a useful one for her: Es tut mir leid (I'm sorry)...
Snorri xxx
Burt Reynolds wrote: Hmmm...
looking at those blog titles, I might start a thread about 'Internet Stalkers'...
*checks pet rabbit*
It's ok, Burt, it's just coming to the boil...
Snorri xxx
NOOLigan wrote: Zeit zur Arbeit zu gehen.
Hey ho! Ich hab Ferien im Moment - Es gibt einige Vorteile, wenn man Lehrer ist... Frage ist, verbringe ich die ganze Woche hier oder geh ich mal aus dem Haus?
Snorri xxx
Burt Reynolds wrote: Hmmm...
looking at those blog titles, I might start a thread about 'Internet Stalkers'...
*checks pet rabbit*
Ah, glad you're back!
But be nice to the rabbit... it's Easter soon! :)
Steve Campbell wrote: Cozzie did you do your homework for Dr Cambo?
I think that silence is a "no".
:\ohwell:
Emma Peel wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: Hmmm...
looking at those blog titles, I might start a thread about 'Internet Stalkers'...
*checks pet rabbit*
Ah, glad you're back!
But be nice to the rabbit... it's Easter soon! :)
I'm checking the hutch hourly, and have set up some booby trapped trip-wire particularly sensitive to nutty bloggers.
Snorrimon wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: Zeit zur Arbeit zu gehen.
Hey ho! Ich hab Ferien im Moment - Es gibt einige Vorteile, wenn man Lehrer ist... Frage ist, verbringe ich die ganze Woche hier oder geh ich mal aus dem Haus?
Snorri xxx
Fast wahre Ich Lehrer geworden.
NOOLigan wrote:
Snorrimon wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: Zeit zur Arbeit zu gehen.
Hey ho! Ich hab Ferien im Moment - Es gibt einige Vorteile, wenn man Lehrer ist... Frage ist, verbringe ich die ganze Woche hier oder geh ich mal aus dem Haus?
Snorri xxx
Fast wahre Ich Lehrer geworden.
Vor den Ferien war ich fast was anders geworden! Man braucht die Ferien als Lehrer, sonst waer es zu viel... Im Moment ist es der beste Beruf aber naechste Woche wird's wieder der schlechteste sein...
Snorri xxx
Burt Reynolds wrote:
I'm checking the hutch hourly, and have set up some booby trapped trip-wire particularly sensitive to nutty bloggers.
I think Cath is right -- you have a not-so-secret admirer! Must have been your plate!
Emma Peel wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
I'm checking the hutch hourly, and have set up some booby trapped trip-wire particularly sensitive to nutty bloggers.
I think Cath is right -- you have a not-so-secret admirer! Must have been your plate!
A plate which would be perfect for serving a slice of rabbit pie if you're (un)lucky...
Snorri xxx
How lovely, Cozzie is going to make a pot of hasenpfeffer and serve it on Burts finest dishware. I wonder if she will rest the pot on her trivet?
Must be one of those submissive nutty women that just love abuse, Emma.
She'll probably end up joining some Waco style cult, and get chained to the wall.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Hey, Steve. Do contortions count?
only if you were doing them on the conveyor belt on the express checkout at Walmart.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Do you want something extreme? I have a lot of work to do tonight.
No, just pointless. and preferrably very silly.
Someone help me out here. Suggest things Cozzie can do to break free and go nuts. Be nice you bastards!
Well, if she's looking for confrontation or attention living in Chapel Hill, I suppose wearing a homemade I HEART Duke Lacrosse tee shirt would be one way of getting it
FYI: The above statement is a complete joke, this post does not reflect the advocacy of violence toward women in any way, which includes killing and skinning strippers.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Someone help me out here. Suggest things Cozzie can do to break free and go nuts.
Wouldnt basically anything (within reason) that she wouldnt normally do be enough? 
She needs a bloody good spitroast. Open her eyes to the world of suckled pigs, is what I say.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Cath wrote: fornicate
Aye, bit of moisture might do her the world of good.
Just remember, Campo, you invited people to post suggestions and now, the floodgates have opened.....
Emma Peel wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Cath wrote: fornicate
Aye, bit of moisture might do her the world of good.
Just remember, Campo, you invited people to post suggestions and now, the floodgates have opened.....
Jeezus!.. At least it would give her something more pleasurable to do in the evenings..
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, why does this craziness happen to me on NOOL?
Cos this site is populated in the main part by mad bastards. anyone remotely normal is fair game. Anyone who's really normal, by US standards, well.....you get the picture.
we will corrupt you.
Maybe you need to have a wee desk motto "what would Barney do" or better..."what would Hooky do" (you might even work up to "what would Gretton do" but that's too advanced for now.
you seem to soak up New Order's music without absorbing the inherent madness that pervades their every action.
remeber they started with the phrase: "if they (the pistols) can do it, we can fookin well do it too"
People....let us stop being mean to Cozzie and try and help her out of her apple pie coccoon.
one of us one of us one of us.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Will a comedy post on a blog do? I have something good to say that will make you laugh.
It's going to have to be totally out of character. Unless you just bought a really good joke book.
This is a comedy post.. thread or whatever.....
and you dont ask Cozz.. you just do... take a chance..
No, this is based on a real experience. It's funny when I tell it. OK, I'm going to make the post now.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Will a comedy post on a blog do? I have something good to say that will make you laugh.
Steve Campbell wrote:
People....let us stop being mean to Cozzie and try and help her out of her apple pie coccoon.
one of us one of us one of us.
I applaud your sentiments Cambo, but sometimes I feel this is a job for Yahooligans..
Nooligan's suggestion is to drink with your fellow uni students.
My suggestion: streak the uni halls! Do a Lady Godiva!
Emma
Yes Coz.. and please.. PLEASE... dont tell us about being upset cause someone took your wet undies out of the washer without your permission..
Emma Peel wrote: Nooligan's suggestion is to drink with your fellow uni students.
My suggestion: streak the uni halls! Do a Lady Godiva!
Emma
Yeah!.. live a little!... become 'shop-soiled'..
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: Nooligan's suggestion is to drink with your fellow uni students.
My suggestion: streak the uni halls! Do a Lady Godiva!
Emma
Yeah!.. live a little!... become 'shop-soiled'..
and then you'll have something to really talk about in your audio blog!
Have we all been on the audio blog?. I will confess.. I have.. and would appreciate something a little more exciting than laundry talk.
Cozzie, tell us this....what do you WANT to do with your life? Not ...what do you think you will end up doing, but, if I could wave a magic wand over you (stop sniggering at the back!!) and set you up with your dream life and career and shit.
Do tell.
So.. in other words.. you have the attention you crave Coz.. use it.. say something worth hearing!!!!
Cath wrote: Have we all been on the audio blog?. I will confess.. I have.. and would appreciate something a little more exciting than laundry talk.
briefly, to confirm that she does NOT sound like a geezer.
Was too scared of someone thinking I was skyping with her to listen for long :D
Emma Peel wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: Nooligan's suggestion is to drink with your fellow uni students.
My suggestion: streak the uni halls! Do a Lady Godiva!
Emma
Yeah!.. live a little!... become 'shop-soiled'..
and then you'll have something to really talk about in your audio blog!
Yeah.. bit of luck, you'd be distracted from your blooming blog and Burt Reynolds would become a name in the ether of time.
Or you could describe your experiences, and make it an x rated blog. Can't quite see that happening though.
Whatever it is, you need some
Emma Peel wrote: and now....silence from Cozzie...!
mebbe she's gone down KFC..
wouldn't feckin surprise me..
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I made a series of posts just now. What do you guys think?
Steve Campbell wrote:
Cath wrote: Have we all been on the audio blog?. I will confess.. I have.. and would appreciate something a little more exciting than laundry talk.
briefly, to confirm that she does NOT sound like a geezer.
Was too scared of someone thinking I was skyping with her to listen for long :D
as opposed to internet stalkers, right?
holy crap! I don't think I can listen to all these audio blog posts!
And now Nooligan is a star too!
Emma Peel wrote: holy crap! I don't think I can listen to all these audio blog posts!
And now Nooligan is a star too!
And me
I have found a use for Cozzie...leave it with me for a wee while.
:dead:
oh, FFS, I'll try listening to one...let's see, one about Burt? or the one about Nooligan?
Steve Campbell wrote:
I have found a use for Cozzie...leave it with me for a wee while.
uh oh...
Emma Peel wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
I have found a use for Cozzie...leave it with me for a wee while.
uh oh...
Give me an hour.
Woah!..
just listened to one..
I'm glad i'm 500 miles away, and my bunny is well fed.
LOL... I think I better go to bed before it turns into a scene out of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.
Night Emma, Cath, Cambo...
Burt Reynolds wrote: Woah!..
just listened to one..
I'm glad i'm 500 miles away, and my bunny is well fed.
LOL... I think I better go to bed before it turns into a scene out of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.
Night Emma, Cath, Cambo...
night Burt!
Burt Reynolds wrote: Woah!..
just listened to one..
I'm glad i'm 500 miles away, and my bunny is well fed.
LOL... I think I better go to bed before it turns into a scene out of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.
Night Emma, Cath, Cambo...
Make that 5000, thank fuck!
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: Woah!..
just listened to one..
I'm glad i'm 500 miles away, and my bunny is well fed.
LOL... I think I better go to bed before it turns into a scene out of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.
Night Emma, Cath, Cambo...
Make that 5000, thank fuck!
so close, and yet so very far away.....
Go listening to Cozzies audio blog.. your brain will be cheese when you are done.. and you will no longer need to hear an argument.
Cath wrote: Go listening to Cozzies audio blog.. your brain will be cheese when you are done.. and you will no longer need to hear an argument.
Cath, Cozzie says in Disclaimer post that it's because Burt is the only one who responds to her posts that she talks about Burt on her audio blog...
But I know that Burt isn't the only one who responds!
Still think there is a crush involved here...
Me too.. big time. She only "name drops" men. She must have the hots for a particular older man who drives a trans am and has big fuzzy moustache.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
People....let us stop being mean to Cozzie and try and help her out of her apple pie coccoon.
one of us one of us one of us.
I applaud your sentiments Cambo, but sometimes I feel this is a job for Yahooligans..
From Nooligan:
It's Nooligan, not Yahooligans. And me thinks Burt doth protest too much.
Cath wrote: Me too.. big time. She only "name drops" men. She must have the hots for a particular older man who drives a trans am and has big fuzzy moustache.
Ah, poor Burt. I bet he thinks sometimes that 5000 miles is just not enough anymore...
and Nooligan agrees with me and says that Burt isn't the only one who responds to Cozzie's posts.. so...!
Cath wrote: I respond. I wonder if Cambo is coming back..
He has something up his sleeve
I'm getting worried...has it been an hour yet?
Emma Peel wrote:
Cath wrote: I respond. I wonder if Cambo is coming back..
He has something up his sleeve
I'm getting worried...has it been an hour yet?
I think so.
Cath wrote: And.. someone is gonna start bitching that we are using this thread instead of MSN. :(
But I don't think you can drag Burt into MSN with Cozzie...
Emma Peel wrote:
Cath wrote: And.. someone is gonna start bitching that we are using this thread instead of MSN. :(
But I don't think you can drag Burt into MSN with Cozzie...
No. It would be insane. Evil comments followed by long silences than smilie faces.
I am off. Have a great night. Will check in the morning to see what Doctor Cambo created in his laboratory.
were you right Cath?
sorry it took a little over the hour, windows hung up when I finished and It took the good computer down with it.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm going to stop doing posts for a while.
Your blog seems NOOL-centric. Bordering on Glenn Close territory there, might want to diversify
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: I've come here for an arguement...
No you aven't.
Yes I 'ave! 
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: I've come here for an arguement...
No you aven't.
Yes I 'ave!
No you 'aven't.
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: I've come here for an arguement...
No you aven't.
Yes I 'ave!
No you 'aven't.
Oh, this is pointless!...
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: I've come here for an arguement...
No you aven't.
Yes I 'ave!
No you 'aven't.
Oh, this is pointless!...
No it isn't!
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote: Yes it is!
No, it`s not, this this just contradiction, an argument cannot be just contradiction.
Server Error in "/" Application wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote: Yes it is!
No, it`s not, this this just contradiction, an argument cannot be just contradiction.
It CAN be!
Server Error in "/" Application wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote: Yes it is!
No, it`s not, this this just contradiction, an argument cannot be just contradiction.
Contradiction is just the automatic nay-saying of whatever the other person is saying!
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Server Error in "/" Application wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote: Yes it is!
No, it`s not, this this just contradiction, an argument cannot be just contradiction.
Contradiction is just the automatic nay-saying of whatever the other person is saying!
It IS not!
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Server Error in "/" Application wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote: Yes it is!
No, it`s not, this this just contradiction, an argument cannot be just contradiction.
Contradiction is just the automatic nay-saying of whatever the other person is saying!
It IS not!
If I want to argue with you I must contradict what you say...
Server Error in "/" Application wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Server Error in "/" Application wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote: Yes it is!
No, it`s not, this this just contradiction, an argument cannot be just contradiction.
Contradiction is just the automatic nay-saying of whatever the other person is saying!
It IS not!
If I want to argue with you I must contradict what you say...
'tisn't just a contradiction!
Taboo # 7 wrote: Look, I can't argue with you until you've paid for the hour...
But I DID pay...
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm going to stop doing posts for a while.
don't be like that we love ya cozzie. we really do.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Steve, what did you do to my audio post?
I "Orbified" you....rather good I thought. And all done in an hour.
NOOLigan wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm going to stop doing posts for a while.
don't be like that we love ya cozzie. we really do.
have you started using the royal we, babe?
ChrissMari wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm going to stop doing posts for a while.
don't be like that we love ya cozzie. we really do.
have you started using the royal we, babe?
i'm sure there must be at least another nooler who feels sorry for her.
i like the babe bit though.
Steve Campbell wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Steve, what did you do to my audio post?
I "Orbified" you....rather good I thought. And all done in an hour.
that is truly a work of genius cambo. you should release that as a single.
NOOLigan wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Steve, what did you do to my audio post?
I "Orbified" you....rather good I thought. And all done in an hour.
that is truly a work of genius cambo. you should release that as a single.
Cozzie didn't appear to like it. ???????
It's all loops anyway and while that may be OK for a DJ to claim as a record of his own, I could never do such a thing.
PS...still chuffed with it for an hour from a blank screen.
Steve Campbell wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Steve, what did you do to my audio post?
I "Orbified" you....rather good I thought. And all done in an hour.
that is truly a work of genius cambo. you should release that as a single.
Cozzie didn't appear to like it. ???????
It's all loops anyway and while that may be OK for a DJ to claim as a record of his own, I could never do such a thing.
PS...still chuffed with it for an hour from a blank screen.
it has hit record written all over it.
NOOLigan wrote: cozzie you're a star.
As soon as I heard the blog for mor than like 4 seconds I thought "ha....she's Rickie lee jones lovechild"....hence the ever so SLIGHTLY(narrow) Orb-esqu feel. I MIGHT just go back and pull induvidual phrases out of it into a sampler, and do something much more complex and funky with them, but I dunno, I rather like it the way it is (tho the 96k mp3 quality bites a bit)
Steve, I'm just too overwhelmed by this. I made two posts a few minutes ago addressing this and they are not up yet. Anyway, I'm really a laughingstock now. Chrissi must be happy since she started this thread and I became her bait. :( Actually, I'm everybody's bait here.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Are you saying that Maya, or is it the hysterical cat from your avatar? :D
Or are they one and the same?
Snorri xxx
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Are you saying that Maya, or is it the hysterical cat from your avatar? :D
My pussy cannot speak :D
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Steve, I'm just too overwhelmed by this. I made two posts a few minutes ago addressing this and they are not up yet. Anyway, I'm really a laughingstock now. Chrissi must be happy since she started this thread and I became her bait. :( Actually, I'm everybody's bait here.
Cozzie that tune was made with love you miserable bastard.
Offended of Bangor.
Steve Campbell wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Steve, I'm just too overwhelmed by this. I made two posts a few minutes ago addressing this and they are not up yet. Anyway, I'm really a laughingstock now. Chrissi must be happy since she started this thread and I became her bait. :( Actually, I'm everybody's bait here.
Cozzie that tune was made with love you miserable bastard.
Offended of Bangor.
I'm offended by Bangor.
BTW, STORMING remix Cambo.
I could only listen to it so much. Didn't go through the entire thing. Maybe I'll give the Orbital mix another chance when I'm better. I'll find a happy song to unwind.
NObabe wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Are you saying that Maya, or is it the hysterical cat from your avatar? :D
My pussy cannot speak :D
Uhh, care to reword that please?
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I could only listen to it so much. Didn't go through the entire thing. Maybe I'll give the Orbital mix another chance when I'm better. I'll find a happy song to unwind.
Shocking.
Christopher Owens wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Steve, I'm just too overwhelmed by this. I made two posts a few minutes ago addressing this and they are not up yet. Anyway, I'm really a laughingstock now. Chrissi must be happy since she started this thread and I became her bait. :( Actually, I'm everybody's bait here.
Cozzie that tune was made with love you miserable bastard.
Offended of Bangor.
BTW, STORMING remix Cambo.
thats only cos we have running water, and glass in our windows.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
NObabe wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Are you saying that Maya, or is it the hysterical cat from your avatar? :D
My pussy cannot speak :D
Uhh, care to reword that please?
Her pussy cannot speak. What's wrong with that?
Where's Emma when you need her? I learned the double entendre thing from what she started with my innocent phrase.
There's no such thing as innocence. As soon as you are born and you open your eyes, you are corrupted with the evil in the world.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I could only listen to it so much. Didn't go through the entire thing. Maybe I'll give the Orbital mix another chance when I'm better. I'll find a happy song to unwind.
See I did something deeply fucking stupid with your voice....now if you have any lack of sense at all, you'd be playing it to your mates and laughing yer baps off about it.
instead you seem to be getting upset by the tone of the piece.....have you seen my avatar? Ever think I might be a tad into sci-fi music?
(ps it's Orb stlyee, not Orbital, 2 distinct bands, both brilliant....)
Yeah, I seen your Dr. Who avatar and an avatar of your computer. I've also got Community 1 CD and went to your website. You don't think I know by now that you like making music?
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Yeah, I seen your Dr. Who avatar and an avatar of your computer. I've also got Community 1 CD and went to your website. You don't think I know by now that you like making music?
So why were you annoyed at the piece?
OK, I was just planning this dare/prank as a comedy post on my blog. I didn't think anyone would take it, rework it, and publicize it! The way I told my anecdote was funny.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Steve, I'm just too overwhelmed by this. I made two posts a few minutes ago addressing this and they are not up yet. Anyway, I'm really a laughingstock now. Chrissi must be happy since she started this thread and I became her bait. :( Actually, I'm everybody's bait here.
you should be flattered. steve really did a good piece of work there. show it off to your friends. have a laugh about it.
It will take time before I can appreciate it and no, I won't share it with my friends.
Here's my dare to all of you: I dare you to rent "Bad Lieutenant" and see it for yourself!
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: It will take time before I can appreciate it and no, I won't share it with my friends.
Why?
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Here's my dare to all of you: I dare you to rent "Bad Lieutenant" and see it for yourself!
WHOAH!!!!!!!!
WHAT A DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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