what some people here so *badly* need

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

Emma Peel wrote:

Cath wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Good thing that we can change the subject here. Hey, Burt, when you said that you were off from NOOL to get a "tummy tuck," did you ask for cosmetic surgery or genetic modification?

Go Cozzie Go!!!..

This is a v. weird day if Cath is rooting for Cozzie!

Her comment was funny... I am on the side of humor..

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Another comedy roast for Burt: If sex symbols sometimes get the case of the crabs, how come you're turning yourself into one?

Roast?.. Hmm... I can smell roast lamb..

Emma Peel wrote:

Cath wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Good thing that we can change the subject here. Hey, Burt, when you said that you were off from NOOL to get a "tummy tuck," did you ask for cosmetic surgery or genetic modification?

Go Cozzie Go!!!..

This is a v. weird day if Cath is rooting for Cozzie!

Credit where it's due, by cozzie standards that the banter equivalent of the USS Missouri's main guns.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

okay, I will be in the audience and you can be one of the *ahem* ladies on the stage..

Emma Peel wrote:

Twatto wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Boatraceface, read 1-9 (if you know how it began, you can skip some of the starter threads, but at least read to page 9), then go to 11 to the end.

Recap: My connection with Burt is emphasized, my racial background is discovered, while Steve asked me to do something outrageous to share with the NOOLers. I decided to summarize the Harvey Keitel film "Bad Lieutenant" in my audio blog on blogspot. Steve then did a Orb remix with the post. I got overwhelmed with all this fame. Then Chris Owens and I had a little fight. And then Harvey Keitel came back in the threads. Now, this is being considered as the "thread of the year."

Cba reading all that, your summary will have to do for me. Ok, Cozzie famous, this as thread of the year. Am i up to speed on everything now?

not really, Twatto...!

Awww damn it. The price you pay for having a life...

Got two days off now for a nice NOOL catch up

Burt Reynolds wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Another comedy roast for Burt: If sex symbols sometimes get the case of the crabs, how come you're turning yourself into one?

Roast?.. Hmm... I can smell roast lamb..

Thats cuz you live next door to a kebab shop..

Comedy?..

Please Cath, tell me you ain't regressing.

Emma Peel wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

okay, I will be in the audience and you can be one of the *ahem* ladies on the stage..

Sure Emma.. you'd be the first one to lose your top I bet..

Burt, if you're so obsessed with the posting pictures of cocks, why turn into a crab? Did you also experience castration on your day off?

Cath wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

okay, I will be in the audience and you can be one of the *ahem* ladies on the stage..

Sure Emma.. you'd be the first one to lose your top I bet..

Cath, I am far too modest for that...!

Burt, did you consider that you and Dolly the Sheep make a good couple?

Coz.. ya lost me.. ya had it.. then you dropped it.. try again..

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Burt, if you're so obsessed with the posting pictures of cocks, why turn into a crab? Did you also experience castration on your day off?

I was just putting up a couple of cocks for you cozzie, as a suggestion. I reckon ya need to get out there and try it for the first time.

And crabs are cool. Better looking than lobsters.

Cath wrote: Coz.. ya lost me.. ya had it.. then you dropped it.. try again..

LOL... I sense preparation Cath..

poor Dolly died in 2003, rest her soul.

Cath wrote: Coz.. ya lost me.. ya had it.. then you dropped it.. try again..

I was wondering if it was just me missing something then.

Twatto wrote:

Cath wrote: Coz.. ya lost me.. ya had it.. then you dropped it.. try again..

I was wondering if it was just me missing something then.

Coz, you overthink it.. just go with it..

Hmm, seems like Cozzie's getting better at holding up for herself...

Burt Reynolds wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Burt, if you're so obsessed with the posting pictures of cocks, why turn into a crab? Did you also experience castration on your day off?

I was just putting up a couple of cocks for you cozzie, as a suggestion. I reckon ya need to get out there and try it for the first time.

And crabs are cool. Better looking than lobsters.

No, I'm way too classy for that.

Twatto wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Twatto wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Boatraceface, read 1-9 (if you know how it began, you can skip some of the starter threads, but at least read to page 9), then go to 11 to the end.

Recap: My connection with Burt is emphasized, my racial background is discovered, while Steve asked me to do something outrageous to share with the NOOLers. I decided to summarize the Harvey Keitel film "Bad Lieutenant" in my audio blog on blogspot. Steve then did a Orb remix with the post. I got overwhelmed with all this fame. Then Chris Owens and I had a little fight. And then Harvey Keitel came back in the threads. Now, this is being considered as the "thread of the year."

Cba reading all that, your summary will have to do for me. Ok, Cozzie famous, this as thread of the year. Am i up to speed on everything now?

not really, Twatto...!

Awww damn it. The price you pay for having a life...

Got two days off now for a nice NOOL catch up

you're going to be busy then for the next 2 days, Twatto!

Taboo # 7 wrote: Hmm, seems like Cozzie's getting better at holding up for herself...

I thought you were watching your soft porn, Tabs.

Cath wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Another comedy roast for Burt: If sex symbols sometimes get the case of the crabs, how come you're turning yourself into one?

Roast?.. Hmm... I can smell roast lamb..

Thats cuz you live next door to a kebab shop..

Oh, so you donated your plate to a restaurant then?

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Burt, if you're so obsessed with the posting pictures of cocks, why turn into a crab? Did you also experience castration on your day off?

I was just putting up a couple of cocks for you cozzie, as a suggestion. I reckon ya need to get out there and try it for the first time.

And crabs are cool. Better looking than lobsters.

No, I'm way too classy for that.

:sex:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Boatraceface, read 1-9 (if you know how it began, you can skip some of the starter threads, but at least read to page 9), then go to 11 to the end.

Recap: My connection with Burt is emphasized, my racial background is discovered, while Steve asked me to do something outrageous to share with the NOOLers. I decided to summarize the Harvey Keitel film "Bad Lieutenant" in my audio blog on blogspot. Steve then did a Orb remix with the post. I got overwhelmed with all this fame. Then Chris Owens and I had a little fight. And then Harvey Keitel came back in the threads. Now, this is being considered as the "thread of the year."

Ok a cozzywood film trailer... that spoils the film :( Where is Cambo's soundtrack to this thread?Are you there Cambo?Remix?

Irony of ironies...a certain NOOL poster who spars with Cozzie is guest-starring on the awful sitcom Freddie on ABC right now

Cath wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Burt, if you're so obsessed with the posting pictures of cocks, why turn into a crab? Did you also experience castration on your day off?

I was just putting up a couple of cocks for you cozzie, as a suggestion. I reckon ya need to get out there and try it for the first time.

And crabs are cool. Better looking than lobsters.

No, I'm way too classy for that.

:sex:

Cath, those smileys are fitting to you and Burt.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Burt, if you're so obsessed with the posting pictures of cocks, why turn into a crab? Did you also experience castration on your day off?

I was just putting up a couple of cocks for you cozzie, as a suggestion. I reckon ya need to get out there and try it for the first time.

And crabs are cool. Better looking than lobsters.

No, I'm way too classy for that.

LOL.. class is one thing. Talking to strangers on the internet and talking into a microphone about them is another..

Emma Peel wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: Hmm, seems like Cozzie's getting better at holding up for herself...

I thought you were watching your soft porn, Tabs.

Unfortunately, he couldn't last long.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Cath wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Burt, if you're so obsessed with the posting pictures of cocks, why turn into a crab? Did you also experience castration on your day off?

I was just putting up a couple of cocks for you cozzie, as a suggestion. I reckon ya need to get out there and try it for the first time.

And crabs are cool. Better looking than lobsters.

No, I'm way too classy for that.

:sex:

Cath, those smileys are fitting to you and Burt.

oh lighten up Coz.. youre wasting your youth..

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: Hmm, seems like Cozzie's getting better at holding up for herself...

I thought you were watching your soft porn, Tabs.

Unfortunately, he couldn't last long.

Hmm, Tabs, I wanna see your response to that...