IT Takes TWO — Forum Archive

10 Apr 2006, 12:47

To fall in LOVE :love: What else do you NEED 2 for? So MANY questions ........so LITTLE TIME! :sleep: :idea:

10 Apr 2006, 12:49

It takes two hands to clap? :\ohwell:

10 Apr 2006, 12:50

NObabe wrote: It takes two hands to clap? :\ohwell:

..and ONE hand to get THE CLAP:p

10 Apr 2006, 12:51

:angry:

10 Apr 2006, 12:54

Double Mint twins? :scratch:

10 Apr 2006, 12:54

Two for tea

And it's alledged to take two to tango.

10 Apr 2006, 12:55

goals to beat Arsenal :evil4:

10 Apr 2006, 12:56

It takes two Michaels to die of boredom :lol:

10 Apr 2006, 12:57

Barney Army wrote: goals to beat Arsenal

HURRAH :clap: :clap: And evening BONZY if you are ALIVE and KICKING! :evil4:

10 Apr 2006, 12:58

to tango.

10 Apr 2006, 12:59

Two ways to choose, Which way to go, Had thoughts for one Designs for both.

Snorri xxx

10 Apr 2006, 12:59

Hello RON

10 Apr 2006, 12:59

minutes to make a cup of tea

10 Apr 2006, 13:00

Rocket Mick wrote:

Barney Army wrote: goals to beat Arsenal

HURRAH And evening BONZY if you are ALIVE and KICKING!

if she IS alive, she'll be KICKING soon enough :D

10 Apr 2006, 13:00

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: minutes to make a cup of tea

Bit WEAK that one sugar!:D

10 Apr 2006, 13:00

2 x 38ee's :blush:

10 Apr 2006, 13:01

Flying Teapot wrote: 2 x 38ee's

You have done the DOUBLE there MIKE :clap:

10 Apr 2006, 13:02

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: minutes to make a cup of tea

Only if you like tea that looks like it's seen a ghost.

Two...wheels to make a bicycle.

10 Apr 2006, 13:02

two arms to hold you, Rocket :D

Not mine, mind you :nervous:

10 Apr 2006, 13:03

Taboo # 7 wrote: two arms to hold you, Rocket :D

Not mine, mind you

I have my DOUBTS about you SONNY :lol:

10 Apr 2006, 13:03

Two numpty English measures to make a drink ;)

10 Apr 2006, 13:04

two more for a threesome, lol

10 Apr 2006, 13:05

To Pocket Rocket (forgot to quote you)...

f'COFF(ee)

10 Apr 2006, 13:05

NObabe wrote: two more for a threesome, lol

Count me in MAYA.........room for a small one on HER bottom! :eek:

10 Apr 2006, 13:06

lawyers to change a lightbulb

One to do the changing, the other to yell "objection!"

Yeah, I apologize for wasting everyone's time with that :shrug:

10 Apr 2006, 13:08

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: f'COFF(ee)

:rofl:

there's a post that works on SO many levels.

2 aa cells to run my mp3 player

Oooops, let me just clean the splinters of barrel bottom wood off that.

10 Apr 2006, 13:09

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: To Pocket Rocket (forgot to quote you)...

f'COFF(ee)

First time you invite me in for coffee.Great i will get my GLASSES.You DAZZLE me! :love: :lol:

10 Apr 2006, 13:09

NObabe wrote: two more for a threesome, lol

Pure class as ever Maya LOL

10 Apr 2006, 13:24

..... sheds, Jackson!

Hee Hee

10 Apr 2006, 13:28

Swallows to make a spring?

Snorri xxx

10 Apr 2006, 13:37

Rocket Mick wrote: Hello RON

hi there Rocket!

10 Apr 2006, 13:38

You OK mate? TWO to have a PROPER conversation :laugh:

10 Apr 2006, 13:39

Rocket Mick wrote: You OK mate? TWO to have a PROPER conversation

Or an argument on NOOL...

Snorri xxx

10 Apr 2006, 14:46

Snorrimon wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: You OK mate? TWO to have a PROPER conversation

Or an argument on NOOL...

Snorri xxx

Like who? :laugh:

10 Apr 2006, 14:49

Rocket Mick wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: You OK mate? TWO to have a PROPER conversation

Or an argument on NOOL...

Snorri xxx

Like who?

You starting? :evil4: TWO be fair, some folks could start an argument on their own, with themselves... :laugh:

Snorri xxx

10 Apr 2006, 14:51

I wouldn't do that,yes you bloody WOULD :evil4:

10 Apr 2006, 14:55

Rocket Mick wrote: I wouldn't do that,yes you bloody WOULD

:abovelol:

Calm down dear, it's only a forum...

Snorri xxx

10 Apr 2006, 14:56

Chill :hat:

10 Apr 2006, 14:58

CAn you just ANSWER the question and not TRY to MODERATE! :nono:

10 Apr 2006, 15:04

Rocket Mick wrote: CAn you just ANSWER the question and not TRY to MODERATE!

Yes, moderation in moderation is what we need...

Snorri xxx

10 Apr 2006, 18:40

Isn't the title of this thread the same as an Olsen Twins movie? I don't know why I remember this, especially when they both look like two emaciated trolls.

10 Apr 2006, 22:40

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Isn't the title of this thread the same as an Olsen Twins movie? I don't know why I remember this, especially when they both look like two emaciated trolls.

Maybe or it could be Mile's favourite band TAKE THAT AGAIN :laugh:

11 Apr 2006, 03:17

Rocket Mick wrote: You OK mate? TWO to have a PROPER conversation

yeh i'm all right thanks. good as gold. well not quite that good, i did have a slight cold for a couple of days, but better than i have been in ages. thanks for asking.

11 Apr 2006, 03:18

to perform the horizontal folk dance.

11 Apr 2006, 03:28

bullets; one for each Neville. :laugh:

11 Apr 2006, 03:49

J.A.K wrote: bullets; one for each Neville.

Violent scally! :nonono:

11 Apr 2006, 03:55

Barney Army wrote: goals to beat Arsenal

seconds to file for divorce! :blackeye: :laugh:

11 Apr 2006, 03:58

Bonzette wrote:

J.A.K wrote: bullets; one for each Neville.

Violent scally!

who me? :laugh: as if! :laugh: :blackeye:

11 Apr 2006, 04:00

drinks for Tony Adams - then he's fucked

& two bets for Merse, and he's fucked too.

:lol:

11 Apr 2006, 04:01

J.A.K wrote: bullets; one for each Neville.

Aye but if you shoot gary & phil...

Neville Neville will be after yer.. :nod:

so you need 4 bullets :scratch:

11 Apr 2006, 04:22

J.A.K wrote: drinks for Tony Adams - then he's fucked

& two bets for Merse, and he's fucked too.

you cheeky so and so! :nono: :lol:

11 Apr 2006, 04:26

IT TAKES TWO....

Great Man United goals to bully Arsenal at Old Trafford and make Bonzette lose her bet and buy me a Pearl Jam related present!! :clap:

:evil4:

11 Apr 2006, 05:02

State of Love and Trust wrote: IT TAKES TWO....

Great Man United goals to bully Arsenal at Old Trafford and make Bonzette lose her bet and buy me a Pearl Jam related present!!

UNITED won? :lol:

11 Apr 2006, 05:08

State of Love and Trust wrote: IT TAKES TWO....

Great Man United goals to bully Arsenal at Old Trafford and make Bonzette lose her bet and buy me a Pearl Jam related present!!

fuck Pearl Jam. They were the shite grunge outfit. No match for Mudhoney or Soundgarden. I was 20 when they came out. I'm bleedin 36 now. Hello!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

11 Apr 2006, 05:11

J.A.K wrote:

State of Love and Trust wrote: IT TAKES TWO....

Great Man United goals to bully Arsenal at Old Trafford and make Bonzette lose her bet and buy me a Pearl Jam related present!!

fuck Pearl Jam. They were the shite grunge outfit. No match for Mudhoney or Soundgarden. I was 20 when they came out. I'm bleedin 36 now. Hello!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Whatever.

11 Apr 2006, 07:57

...to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it outta sight.

Hit it! :drummer:

11 Apr 2006, 07:58

I'm dancing here!

11 Apr 2006, 07:59

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: I'm dancing here!

TANGO? :rofl:

11 Apr 2006, 08:05

No Foxtrot actually. And my dance card is full, so don't be asking.

11 Apr 2006, 08:08

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: No Foxtrot actually. And my dance card is full, so don't be asking.

Sorry but DANCING was the LAST WALTZ on my MIND.But i do remember your GLITTER! :lol: :love:

11 Apr 2006, 08:08

On your CLOTHES i hasten to ADD! :hat: :evil4:

11 Apr 2006, 08:12

That's nice. I don't remember you at all :evil4:

11 Apr 2006, 08:13

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: That's nice. I don't remember you at all

Cos i was the WALL FLOWER!:p

11 Apr 2006, 08:14

I thought you was the WALLPAPER :p

11 Apr 2006, 08:16

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: I thought you was the WALLPAPER :p

Sore SUBJECT :nono:

11 Apr 2006, 08:21

It takes two to be in Hall & Oates...

...sadly!

11 Apr 2006, 12:05

It takes two pieces of bread for a sandwich.

11 Apr 2006, 12:32

:beer: to start a party