Calling All Female NOOLers — Forum Archive

11 Apr 2006, 13:50

What is your favourite toy :wink:

11 Apr 2006, 13:55

Chilled cucumber :deal:

11 Apr 2006, 13:57

:abovelol: What a girl

11 Apr 2006, 13:57

NObabe wrote: Chilled cucumber

eeep

11 Apr 2006, 13:58

toys are for amatuers...

anything you can't do with your fingers and a well oiled fist isn't worth it..

11 Apr 2006, 13:59

ChrissMari wrote: a well oiled fist

great zeus's beard...

11 Apr 2006, 14:01

AgentWood wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: a well oiled fist

great zeus's beard...

i guess.. if it tickles ;)

11 Apr 2006, 14:02

anything you can't do with your fingers and a well oiled fist isn't worth it..

:confused3:

11 Apr 2006, 14:08

ChrissMari wrote: a well oiled fist

This is the best thread I've read in ages!!!!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

11 Apr 2006, 14:13

This is the best thread I've read in ages!!!!

Another Quality thread from Digital Threads :D

11 Apr 2006, 14:14

A well oiled FISH? good GOD :evil4:

11 Apr 2006, 14:21

Good COD

11 Apr 2006, 14:29

Flying Teapot wrote:

This is the best thread I've read in ages!!!!

Another Quality thread from Digital Threads :D

Congrats!! This almost make me feel like posting in this forum again! Hey, I'm posting! Again!

11 Apr 2006, 14:31

Speaking of toys...

11 Apr 2006, 14:35

Flying Teapot wrote: Good COD

Holy MACKEREL...

Snorri xxx

11 Apr 2006, 15:01

Rampant Rabbit :uhoh:

Can't believe what ChrissMari wrote - Go to your room young lady! (On second thoughts don't - it won't be punishment)

11 Apr 2006, 15:07

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: Rampant Rabbit

Can't believe what ChrissMari wrote - Go to your room young lady! (On second thoughts don't - it won't be punishment)

:nonono: And i thought you were an animal lover! :evil4: :lol:

11 Apr 2006, 15:10

Shhhh, don't tell everybody. I'm a passionate woman, i have needs!

11 Apr 2006, 15:13

Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote: Speaking of toys...

did you read the first one? :barf:

11 Apr 2006, 15:14

AgentWood wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote: Speaking of toys...

did you read the first one? :barf:

It is HIM that is the SELLER! :nono: :lol:

11 Apr 2006, 15:15

AgentWood wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote: Speaking of toys...

did you read the first one? :barf:

:rofl:

11 Apr 2006, 15:18

who needs a toy if you've got a tongue nearby? :D

11 Apr 2006, 15:19

who needs a toy if you've got a tongue nearby?

Who's that flexible? :skeptic:

11 Apr 2006, 15:21

I dunno, I know at least one woman who's considering writing a book on replacing boyfriends with toys, weed and the occassional meet up with a (platonic) male friend when you just need to feel superior for a while.

11 Apr 2006, 15:21

AgentWood wrote: who needs a toy if you've got a tongue nearby? :D

What's your dog's name?

11 Apr 2006, 15:21

LE Roberts wrote:

who needs a toy if you've got a tongue nearby?

Who's that flexible?

Liam, apparently.

11 Apr 2006, 15:22

LE Roberts wrote:

who needs a toy if you've got a tongue nearby?

Who's that flexible?

:abovelol:

Our first contender for post of the year surely.

Nobody who has time for this place certainly.

11 Apr 2006, 15:25

Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:

AgentWood wrote: who needs a toy if you've got a tongue nearby? :D

What's your dog's name?

ROVER and out :lol:

11 Apr 2006, 15:27

ROVER and out

Roll her ROVER and out.

11 Apr 2006, 15:56

Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:

AgentWood wrote: who needs a toy if you've got a tongue nearby? :D

What's your dog's name?

i have two cats.

and as cats have barbed tongues i wouldn't try it. well, i wouldn't try it anyway.

100% prime choice human male for me.

11 Apr 2006, 16:03

AgentWood wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:

AgentWood wrote: who needs a toy if you've got a tongue nearby? :D

What's your dog's name?

i have two cats.

and as cats have barbed tongues i wouldn't try it. well, i wouldn't try it anyway.

100% prime choice human male for me.

Just check his I.D., then, to make sure he's older than he looks. :D

11 Apr 2006, 16:04

Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:

AgentWood wrote: who needs a toy if you've got a tongue nearby? :D

What's your dog's name?

i have two cats.

and as cats have barbed tongues i wouldn't try it. well, i wouldn't try it anyway.

100% prime choice human male for me.

Just check his I.D., then, to make sure he's older than he looks. :D

but there are fake I.D.s! :p

11 Apr 2006, 16:07

Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote: Speaking of toys...

holy crap! i'm not sure whether to laugh or, well, be sick.

11 Apr 2006, 16:16

ChrissMari wrote: toys are for amatuers...

anything you can't do with your fingers and a well oiled fist isn't worth it..

Oh err :whip:

11 Apr 2006, 16:17

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:

AgentWood wrote: who needs a toy if you've got a tongue nearby? :D

What's your dog's name?

i have two cats.

and as cats have barbed tongues i wouldn't try it. well, i wouldn't try it anyway.

100% prime choice human male for me.

Just check his I.D., then, to make sure he's older than he looks. :D

but there are fake I.D.s! :p

For which Woodsy is eternally grateful. :D

Good afternoon, Emma!

11 Apr 2006, 16:18

Yes, I'm sure Woodsy would be happy.

You're still it, Comrade! :)

11 Apr 2006, 16:19

Yes, I am.

11 Apr 2006, 16:24

Apparently, some people have gone to some lengths for stuff like this. A fried of mine told me they were using this on Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago (NSFW: adults only!!!)

A tongue.....or two??

11 Apr 2006, 16:26

Flying Teapot wrote: What is your favourite toy

Men!

Unlike some, I am a meat eater and proud of it!

11 Apr 2006, 22:18

Emma Peel wrote:

Flying Teapot wrote: What is your favourite toy

Men!

Unlike some, I am a meat eater and proud of it!

Do you enjoy lion-tamer?

11 Apr 2006, 22:20

One Girl's Solution...

11 Apr 2006, 22:46

How RUDE Comrade :eek: :laugh: batteries ARE included

11 Apr 2006, 23:07

I will POST some batteries to America

12 Apr 2006, 00:53

Flying Teapot wrote: I will POST some batteries to America

bettter include some unused vibrators.

12 Apr 2006, 02:00

Never considered those types of toys - not yet anyway.

I know someone who accidently submitted the receipt to work to claim back for a very large female toy and got away with it!

12 Apr 2006, 02:27

Ness Order wrote: Never considered those types of toys - not yet anyway.

I know someone who accidently submitted the receipt to work to claim back for a very large female toy and got away with it!

Don't talk about JOHNNY GILES behind his bacK! :hat:

12 Apr 2006, 02:41

I know someone who accidently submitted the receipt to work to claim back for a very large female toy and got away with it!

What would happen if it's faulty and they need to take it back?

12 Apr 2006, 03:02

Flying Teapot wrote:

I know someone who accidently submitted the receipt to work to claim back for a very large female toy and got away with it!

What would happen if it's faulty and they need to take it back?

I'm sure the shop assistants love to handle used faulty ones - eerwwwuuuh!

Seen as they hadn't paid for it, they may as well just buy another.

12 Apr 2006, 03:06

Seen as they hadn't paid for it, they may as well just buy another.

Good point well made !

12 Apr 2006, 04:22

Ness Order wrote: Never considered those types of toys - not yet anyway.

I know someone who accidently submitted the receipt to work to claim back for a very large female toy and got away with it!

:clap: officer thinking on that deal anyway. I wonder what they filed it under "work related stress relief" "internal massge equipment", the mind boggles.

Still, you know, if your mind DOES wander to such a purchase, how to get it for nowt :D

12 Apr 2006, 05:09

Disgraceful!!

There are young adults on the forums you know!

:shades: :evil4:

12 Apr 2006, 05:10

State of Love and Trust wrote: Disgraceful!!

There are young adults on the forums you know!

Nah, it's sound mate, I aint offended

12 Apr 2006, 05:15

Me neither. I was talking about Twatto, he's scared of girls you see. :evil4: :laugh:

Lol I can take the mick while he's at work. :nod:

12 Apr 2006, 05:20

State of Love and Trust wrote: Me neither. I was talking about Twatto, he's scared of girls you see.

Lol I can take the mick while he's at work.

Not worth it...I've tried the same technique......it leads to emails!!!!!!!

12 Apr 2006, 05:22

Flying Teapot sure does come up with some pretty interesting threads.

12 Apr 2006, 05:29

State of Love and Trust wrote: Me neither. I was talking about Twatto, he's scared of girls you see.

Lol I can take the mick while he's at work.

well it did say feemale nooler. i'm sure twatto wouldn't look in her would he.

12 Apr 2006, 05:32

State of Love and Trust wrote: Flying Teapot sure does come up with some pretty interesting threads.

That's why I generally defend most any crap anyone wishes to SPOUT round here, bollox often creates the best threads....or at least somewhere safe to play :D

I also always hold the gent in question up any time time there is question over $POSTING_STYLE being the work of satan......why? because he truly is a bastion, a veritable pillar of NOOL, and yet apprx 98.3756 of everything he posts is fermented,undiluted yak's urine. And we loves him for it.

12 Apr 2006, 13:29

Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote: Speaking of toys...

I have the following pre-owned adult toys for immediate sale: Three-speed Vibrator with adjustable head, works great but rotator is slightly jammed with hair. $25 4 size small and extra small butt-plugs. I moved up the size rather quick so they are barely used and in perfect shape. $4 each

:abovelol: I like that

12 Apr 2006, 13:35

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Apparently, some people have gone to some lengths for stuff like this. A fried of mine told me they were using this on Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago (NSFW: adults only!!!)

A tongue.....or two??

WOW.

12 Apr 2006, 14:03

AgentWood wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Apparently, some people have gone to some lengths for stuff like this. A fried of mine told me they were using this on Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago (NSFW: adults only!!!)

A tongue.....or two??

WOW.

I believe this machine is working with its tongues moving on the opposite direction... at least I'm used to lick girls using the top of my tongue, not the bottom...

12 Apr 2006, 14:14

AgentWood wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Apparently, some people have gone to some lengths for stuff like this. A fried of mine told me they were using this on Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago (NSFW: adults only!!!)

A tongue.....or two??

WOW.

after seeing a few of those machine-who needs men?

12 Apr 2006, 15:48

Maybe these threads should be marked AO for adults only - to protect young innocents like myslef stumbing in her thinking some young gentlemen needs a womans contribution or opinion - perhaps need help choosing a gift for his beloved girlfriend or wife. And instead I find this! :uhoh:

AO in the thread title in guture people - lest I be scarred for life!

12 Apr 2006, 16:37

Ed Dalder wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Apparently, some people have gone to some lengths for stuff like this. A fried of mine told me they were using this on Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago (NSFW: adults only!!!)

A tongue.....or two??

WOW.

after seeing a few of those machine-who needs men?

hey, men have some use... don't knock your gender! :wink:

12 Apr 2006, 19:24

I'm willing to be any girl's toy...I come with my own set of batteries! :evil4:

12 Apr 2006, 19:27

mil wrote: Maybe these threads should be marked AO for adults only - to protect young innocents like myslef stumbing in her thinking some young gentlemen needs a womans contribution or opinion - perhaps need help choosing a gift for his beloved girlfriend or wife. And instead I find this!

AO in the thread title in guture people - lest I be scarred for life!

And stumbled quite a ways beyond the first post, and then some, didn't we young innocent Mil? :laugh:

12 Apr 2006, 23:10

I didnt actually, as soon as I realised what it was about I stopped reading quick smart!

13 Apr 2006, 18:26

Emma Peel wrote:

hey, men have some use... don't knock your gender!

Trust me I know, I am kind sensitive charming and well no luck....

13 Apr 2006, 18:29

Ed Dalder wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

hey, men have some use... don't knock your gender!

Trust me I know, I am kind sensitive charming and well no luck....

Perhaps you should read the other thread Nice guys vs jerks. You might find it enlightening...!

13 Apr 2006, 18:30

Steve Campbell wrote:

State of Love and Trust wrote: Me neither. I was talking about Twatto, he's scared of girls you see.

Lol I can take the mick while he's at work.

Not worth it...I've tried the same technique......it leads to emails!!!!!!!

was that the lllooovvvee technique?

I couldn't resist the pun! :p

13 Apr 2006, 19:54

Emma Peel wrote:

Ed Dalder wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

hey, men have some use... don't knock your gender!

Trust me I know, I am kind sensitive charming and well no luck....

Perhaps you should read the other thread Nice guys vs jerks. You might find it enlightening...!

I have been quite good......

13 Apr 2006, 21:19

Ed Dalder wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Ed Dalder wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

hey, men have some use... don't knock your gender!

Trust me I know, I am kind sensitive charming and well no luck....

Perhaps you should read the other thread Nice guys vs jerks. You might find it enlightening...!

I have been quite good......

....at what? :laugh: