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AgentWood wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
AgentWood wrote: who needs a toy if you've got a tongue nearby? :D
What's your dog's name?
i have two cats.
and as cats have barbed tongues i wouldn't try it. well, i wouldn't try it anyway.
100% prime choice human male for me.
Just check his I.D., then, to make sure he's older than he looks. :D
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
AgentWood wrote: who needs a toy if you've got a tongue nearby? :D
What's your dog's name?
i have two cats.
and as cats have barbed tongues i wouldn't try it. well, i wouldn't try it anyway.
100% prime choice human male for me.
Just check his I.D., then, to make sure he's older than he looks. :D
but there are fake I.D.s! :p
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote: Speaking of toys...
holy crap! i'm not sure whether to laugh or, well, be sick.
ChrissMari wrote: toys are for amatuers...
anything you can't do with your fingers and a well oiled fist isn't worth it..
Oh err
Emma Peel wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
AgentWood wrote: who needs a toy if you've got a tongue nearby? :D
What's your dog's name?
i have two cats.
and as cats have barbed tongues i wouldn't try it. well, i wouldn't try it anyway.
100% prime choice human male for me.
Just check his I.D., then, to make sure he's older than he looks. :D
but there are fake I.D.s! :p
For which Woodsy is eternally grateful. :D
Good afternoon, Emma!
Apparently, some people have gone to some lengths for stuff like this. A fried of mine told me they were using this on Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago (NSFW: adults only!!!)
Flying Teapot wrote: What is your favourite toy
Men!
Unlike some, I am a meat eater and proud of it! 
Emma Peel wrote:
Flying Teapot wrote: What is your favourite toy
Men!
Unlike some, I am a meat eater and proud of it!
Do you enjoy lion-tamer?
Flying Teapot wrote: I will POST some batteries to America
bettter include some unused vibrators.
Never considered those types of toys - not yet anyway.
I know someone who accidently submitted the receipt to work to claim back for a very large female toy and got away with it!
Ness Order wrote: Never considered those types of toys - not yet anyway.
I know someone who accidently submitted the receipt to work to claim back for a very large female toy and got away with it!
Don't talk about JOHNNY GILES behind his bacK!
I know someone who accidently submitted the receipt to work to claim back for a very large female toy and got away with it!
What would happen if it's faulty and they need to take it back?
Flying Teapot wrote:
I know someone who accidently submitted the receipt to work to claim back for a very large female toy and got away with it!
What would happen if it's faulty and they need to take it back?
I'm sure the shop assistants love to handle used faulty ones - eerwwwuuuh!
Seen as they hadn't paid for it, they may as well just buy another.
Ness Order wrote: Never considered those types of toys - not yet anyway.
I know someone who accidently submitted the receipt to work to claim back for a very large female toy and got away with it!
officer thinking on that deal anyway. I wonder what they filed it under "work related stress relief" "internal massge equipment", the mind boggles.
Still, you know, if your mind DOES wander to such a purchase, how to get it for nowt :D
State of Love and Trust wrote: Disgraceful!!
There are young adults on the forums you know!
Nah, it's sound mate, I aint offended
Me neither. I was talking about Twatto, he's scared of girls you see. 
Lol I can take the mick while he's at work. 
State of Love and Trust wrote: Me neither. I was talking about Twatto, he's scared of girls you see.
Lol I can take the mick while he's at work.
Not worth it...I've tried the same technique......it leads to emails!!!!!!!
State of Love and Trust wrote: Me neither. I was talking about Twatto, he's scared of girls you see.
Lol I can take the mick while he's at work.
well it did say feemale nooler. i'm sure twatto wouldn't look in her would he.
State of Love and Trust wrote: Flying Teapot sure does come up with some pretty interesting threads.
That's why I generally defend most any crap anyone wishes to SPOUT round here, bollox often creates the best threads....or at least somewhere safe to play :D
I also always hold the gent in question up any time time there is question over $POSTING_STYLE being the work of satan......why? because he truly is a bastion, a veritable pillar of NOOL, and yet apprx 98.3756 of everything he posts is fermented,undiluted yak's urine. And we loves him for it.
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote: Speaking of toys...
I have the following pre-owned adult toys for immediate sale: Three-speed Vibrator with adjustable head, works great but rotator is slightly jammed with hair. $25 4 size small and extra small butt-plugs. I moved up the size rather quick so they are barely used and in perfect shape. $4 each
I like that
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Apparently, some people have gone to some lengths for stuff like this. A fried of mine told me they were using this on Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago (NSFW: adults only!!!)
WOW.
AgentWood wrote:
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Apparently, some people have gone to some lengths for stuff like this. A fried of mine told me they were using this on Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago (NSFW: adults only!!!)
WOW.
I believe this machine is working with its tongues moving on the opposite direction... at least I'm used to lick girls using the top of my tongue, not the bottom...
