The Birth of Suri

Apparently, its happened and Tom Cruise can't talk cos he's munching on a placenta pizza.

And thus the anti-Christ was born from the womb of a Dawson's Creek-er and a over-the-hill jackass:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060418/ap_on_en_mo/cruise_holmes_baby

OK I need a sack and 50 pounds of lead in here Stat, and get an ambulance here, we're heading out to the lake.

this is v. scary.

I just heard it on Yahoo!

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I just heard it on Yahoo!

That the Yahoo audionews?

Sorry, I READ it on Yahoo! I just got back from a nap.

You take naps? Wow, I never had time to do that while in college.

I took a nap on the sofa in the lounge. It's what I needed after a couple of long days, working in real life and experiencing virtual humiliation.

Edit: Mind you, I hate Tom Cruise. I responded to this thread for two reasons:

Burt started it, and my home page is set to Yahoo! where I read the headline. Tom will not be an ideal father figure.

Taking a nap on the lounge sofa is a great way to get your belongings stolen

My backpack and dictionary were on the floor beside me, while I put my handbag around my arm. Nothing has been stolen, but thanks for giving me the caution. Chapel Hill does experience larcenies.

Of course, the couch could still consume you whole...

Don't laugh, it happened once in East Rutherford Technical College in the mid-Seventies, with a naive freshman and a couch that had been possessed by the souls of Indians...or am I making this up?

Either way...I need to stop when I'm ahead

So how's your response paper coming along?

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: So how's your response paper coming along?

Can't turn 'em in late, so no use doing it. I will, however, try and get a response paper to Remains of the Day in for next Tuesday

Taboo # 7 wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: So how's your response paper coming along?

Can't turn 'em in late, so no use doing it...

That's the old college try.

Sounds like sur..age. Sorry but thats what it sounds like. I dont mean to offend and Scientoligists that may be here but the whole this scares me. Apparently they want their kid and Bradgelinas kis (to be born in the African Desert, btw) to be friends. Completes the freakshow, doesnt it?

mil wrote: Sounds like sur..age. Sorry but thats what it sounds like. I dont mean to offend and Scientoligists that may be here but the whole this scares me. Apparently they want their kid and Bradgelinas kis (to be born in the African Desert, btw) to be friends. Completes the freakshow, doesnt it?

Don't tell me Bradgelina is a Scientologist freakshow as well?

ok, so like unless i see video of the head cresting from a vagina that is obviously katie holmes' i will not believe that her "baby bump" was real.

NO FUCKING WAY

she forgot to wear it somedays and everything..

Suri Cruise? Wasn't conceived in Syracruse, was it?

Snorri xxx

I bet the little darling will be taller than him in a month.

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: I bet the little darling will be taller than him in a month.

And smarter in two :D

how long before the dna test?

Suri... What a name ! Sounds like this crap food made of unused fish... Surimi that is in French... You know, this orange sticks that stink... Maybe one can see a reason why Tom Cruise did what he did...

Jiphy wrote: this orange sticks that stink...

that over here they call "crab sticks" and try and sell for a fortune LOL

Steve Campbell wrote:

Jiphy wrote: this orange sticks that stink...

that over here they call "crab sticks" and try and sell for a fortune LOL

Crab flavoured sticks according to Alan Partridge

I think I found the full name:

Suri Goter Pregnent Notlike Any1 Wood Be-Leave Aa Ladee Couldget Preg Nantby Tom Cruise

Comrade Shampanyov, Last of the Red Hot Gentlemen wrote:

mil wrote: Sounds like sur..age. Sorry but thats what it sounds like. I dont mean to offend and Scientoligists that may be here but the whole this scares me. Apparently they want their kid and Bradgelinas kis (to be born in the African Desert, btw) to be friends. Completes the freakshow, doesnt it?

Don't tell me Bradgelina is a Scientologist freakshow as well?

Nope, Brangelina is not a Scientologist freakshow.

i have a few Questions about this

is Suri the Reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard?

was it a "Silent" Birth?

how come tom was shooting blanks with Nicole Kidman and his First Wife and now he knocks up katie almost instantly?

why wont tom cruise come out of the closet?

I can't wait to see the South Park spoof:

• Cartman ruins the silent birth.
• Kenny gets killed by placenta after Tom barfs it out.
• It turns out that poor late Chef is actually the father.

v. odd name for a baby.

Suri is apparently the name of an Ethiopian tribe where the women have their lower lip stretched and a plate inserted.

apparently it also means pick pocket in Japanese.

Plato wrote: Suri is apparently the name of an Ethiopian tribe where the women have their lower lip stretched and a plate inserted.

so tom cruise approves of this practice but gets livid on the subject of Psychiatry!

NOOLigan wrote: apparently it also means pick pocket in Japanese.

Didn't know that, believe it or not. I didn't use the word often; instead I use dorobo which is the world for thief/burglar. What web site did you get that from?

Armageddon must be fast approaching. Get ready!

Anyone watching The Omen?

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Anyone watching The Omen?

i have it on dvd.

I haven't seen it, but there is no question that Suri will be the real-life anti-christ.

will she turn out to be the false prophet?