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SHEDimon wrote: Man, it's getting lonely in the Shed tonight... So to pass the time, back to the old days for another Shed classic - proving this time that the shed can do downbeat as well:

Gardener moves on, the weeding is over, Praise to the glory of old lawns now mown. Talking aloud as they clean out their stables, Scattering horseshit washed down the drain, Stood by the shed at the foot of the garden, Watching them pass bootleg DVDs on the sly, Try to cry out by the heat of the bonfire, Eating bacon sandwiches with brown sauce inside.

Start a new thread, though this crap gets me told off, With shedheads my time is so very well spent, A new shed to keep, a silly community, Destined to be told to 'Go And Get Real'. Played by the shed at the foot of the garden, My thread stretches right out to the flowerbed, No words could explain, no smilies determine, Just watching the new DVD from the Shed.

SHEDi xxx

:bow: :bow:

It got a name? :laugh:

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SHEDimon wrote:

Sheddo wrote: Am i alone in The SHED?

Sorry, I was working on some lyrics... I really should stop trying to do this - get a good line and then spend 20 minutes trying to get the rest of the song to fit... Still most pleased with Forbidden Shed... Sister Shed has come up with some good one's as well...

SHEDi xxx

No worries :thumb:

'Tis a good 'un that :nod:

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Sheddo wrote: :bow: :bow:

It got a name? :laugh:

The best I can come up with is The External... (Given that sheds tend to be outside)... This was the toughest one yet... I need to get back outside in the garden and spend some quality time in my shed, to await further inspiration... Bit dark at the mo, though...

SHEDi xxx

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SHEDimon wrote:

The best I can come up with is The External... (Given that sheds tend to be outside)... This was the toughest one yet... I need to get back outside in the garden and spend some quality time in my shed, to await further inspiration... Bit dark at the mo, though...

SHEDi xxx

The External it is :nod:

Yeah, bit dark now, best leave it till tomorrow. Make do with this SHED for now, its one cool SHED :thumb:

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Jesus, that's one motherloving flash shed you've got there Cozzie... Typical Yank, has to go one better... :wink:

SHEDi xxx

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Cozzie, go in the chat room :D

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I'm back in the shed :idea:

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Welcome back Sister SHED!

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SISTER SHED wrote: I'm back in the shed :idea:

Welcome back, Sister... Be sure to check out the POT SHED PIXIE's DVD offer and the couple of new song lyrics from earlier this evening... Good night out?

SHEDi xxx

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Everyone go in the chatroom if you can, i wanna try it out.

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Where the fuck is shedroom, Sheddo?

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SHEDimon wrote: Good night out?

NO!:nonono:

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Shame... Dare I ask why? The Shedroom is to be found in the Community section... But I can't go there cos Mrs Shedimon's computer won't let me... Typical...

SHEDi xxx

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SHEDroom for those who want it :thumb:

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Have fun in the Shedroom... Off to shed, I mean, bed...

SHEDi xxx

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SHED night SHEDi :thumb:

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You coming in the SHEDroom Sister SHED?

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Just d/l JAVA. Looks like it'll need some time.

Coffee anyone?

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SISTER SHED wrote:

Coffee anyone?

Dont mind if i do! Shed you very much :D

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Sheddo wrote:

SISTER SHED wrote:

Coffee anyone?

Dont mind if i do! Shed you very much :D

yes please. i need my first cuppa of the day.

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Sugar? Milk? I ain't a Chorley oracle yer know :evil4:

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white with sugar thanks

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:thumb:

My neighbour still with you there, Ron? :wink:

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Start the list now.:thumb:

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SISTER SHED wrote: :thumb:

My neighbour still with you there, Ron? :wink:

yup. he's still asleep. it is almost 9 am now. what do you recommend for waking him? yesterday I used my Round And Round remix single at full blast.

i just had my first coffee, and first asprin.

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[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

nice one shedmonite61,now that really is a deluxe shed!! there's even a fork and watering can (who's the really skinny geezer in the wellie's and flowery hat)?

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Sheddo wrote: You coming in the SHEDroom Sister SHED?

this is probably a silly question, but just where do i find it (chatroom). before the revamp i always knew where it was.

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VD wrote:

who's the really skinny geezer in the wellie's and flowery hat)?

:abovelol:

Brill! haha

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Sheddo wrote: You coming in the SHEDroom ?

Naughty naughty :nono: :lol:

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