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bansheeman wrote: there's a harmony in my shed

Time for a change of username, surely, BanSHEDman...

SHEDi xxx

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SHEDimon wrote:

bansheeman wrote: there's a harmony in my shed

Time for a change of username, surely, BanSHEDman...

SHEDi xxx

sorted

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dont banSHEDman wrote:

SHEDimon wrote:

bansheeman wrote: there's a harmony in my shed

Time for a change of username, surely, BanSHEDman...

SHEDi xxx

sorted

an official welcome to the shed to ya.

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Doctor SHED wrote: HAVE SHED

WILL TRAVEL

who? :thumb:

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Doctor SHED wrote: HAVE SHED

WILL TRAVEL

IF YOU'D HAVE TURNED UP IN THAT THING ON FRIDAY I WOULD HAVE RUN A MILE

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Doctor SHED wrote: HAVE SHED

WILL TRAVEL

About Time, Lord...

SHEDi xxx

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dont banSHEDman wrote:

Doctor SHED wrote: HAVE SHED

WILL TRAVEL

IF YOU'D HAVE TURNED UP IN THAT THING ON FRIDAY I WOULD HAVE RUN A MILE

yes, but you could have stayed to the death and still been home in time for tea. Woulda made getting back to arse-end-of-nowhere-thwaite at daft O'clock a lot easier too.

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This is not a shed song

Happy to have Not to have not Big sheds are Very wise I'm crossing over into BCD.

This is not a shed song This is not a shed song This is not a shed song This is not a shed song

It's adaptable And I like my shed I'm getting better and better And I'll get some head I'm changing my ways Where money applies This is not a shed song

This is not a shed song This is not a shed song This is not a shed song This is not a shed song

I'm going over to the over side I'm happy to have Not to have not Big sheds are Very wise I'm inside free Enterprise

This is not a shed song This is not a shed song This is not a shed song This is not a shed song

Not television Behind the curtain Out of the thread You take the first train Into the big shed Are you ready to grab the candle Not television

This is not a shed song This is not a shed song This is not a shed song This is not a shed song

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Finally here's a piccie of my dad's shed as promised.

Nothing spectacular though and possibly very different than a typical English shed :\ohwell:

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Murder:

SHEDS, SHEDS, SHEDS, I LOVE THEM! My grass is growing, I can see it My grass is growing, there is no question about it

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Blue Monday

What do you use to treat that wood like you do? When you've shown your hands to me And told me how you got the scar I guess I was mistaken I thought I was going to paint Tell me, what shall I do Tell me now, what shall I do

Those who brought the Shed to me Lived through their vocations From the panels until completion They'll build it from the floor And I still find it so hard The Timber they use today But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me It’s in the price I will pay

I see a shed in the Garden Iv’e put it on display But if it wasn't for my good fortune I'd have to wait another day And I thought I’d get the bacon And I thought I heard you speak Tell me how do you want it Tell me now, how do you want it

Now I stand here painting... I thought I told you to leave me While I walked down to the decking Tell me how does it feel When the Shed takes hold

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Evening SHEDHEADS.Great songs here.SHED o PLAY and BLUEE MONDAY:thumb: Decorating in the kitchen complete.I am TIRED:sleep:

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The site is SLOW.Is it a LANDFILL one?:evil4:

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SISTER SHED wrote: Finally here's a piccie of my dad's shed as promised.

Nothing spectacular though and possibly very different than a typical English shed :\ohwell:

mail it here dummy

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SHED wrote: The site is SLOW.Is it a LANDFILL one?:evil4:

yup, twatted again.

Took me ages to work it out cos my own internet connection's fuckered as it is.

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Took me ages to work it out cos my own internet connection's fuckered as it is.

Internet Pah! Get on the INTERSHED !

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Doctor SHED wrote:

mail it here dummy

fixed :scream:

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SISTER SHED wrote:

Doctor SHED wrote:

mail it here dummy

fixed :scream:

well the pic is fixed, YOU're still broken tho :D

More of a summer house than a shed Maya, never had you pegged for being quite so swish our kid ;)

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Turn

It's a hard weed to come out You've got me on my knees The rain is tumbling down Washing down the leaves

Seasons pass through months and years I can't forget that you were here I feel your presence everywhere In the shed over there

Feed my plants for me It's time for me to go Across the hills and over the sea I want a new jewson Hoe

It's a wild world out there And nobody trims it back In cold frost we don't care And we don't want the shed to crack

I'm sitting in the shed tonight My weeding eyes are open wide What do you want me to say I’ve made the green fly go away

The shed is high the greenhouse long Show me what I should have done What do you want me to do Store your garden tools for you

Feed my plants for me It's time for me to go Across the hills and over the sea I want a new jewson Hoe

Feed my plants for me It's time for me to go Across the hills and over the sea When I come back the lawn will need a mow

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POT SHED PIXIE wrote:

What do you want me to do Store your garden tools for you

:clap: :laugh:

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(I already submitted a NO one, so I digress now)

Little fluffy sheds.

What were the sheds like when you were young? They stood up forever, we lived in deepest Wales And the gardens all had little wodden sheds they were brown and smelled, there were lots of snails, at night. And when it would rain, they were fucking useless, the most useless sheds as a matter of fact. The doors were purple and red and on fire (kids burned a lot of sheds in those days), and the cops would catch the little buggers and it's neat cos they used to beat them senseless with their truncheons, "you didn't seee that", and of course we said we didn't.

little wooden sheds etc Layering different pots on top of each other.

Features samples by rickie lee jones the shed and from electric countershed by Shed Reich and Once Upon a time in the Shed byt Shddio Morricone.

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Shedstream

Can you wait My tool will be arriving shortly Right there at the shed I pray that you'll be waiting right there for me

This tool could be what We've all been searching for

B-C-D (BCD) You are such fun for me (You are such fun for me) You are my shedstream lover You're how I wanna be (Just how I wanna be baby)

We're so daft I’m watching all the cnuts moan there about us We should try It's been so long since we made them cry

Long Live Shed I just can't get enough of you I need that garden tool It's gonna make you feel so blue

B-C-D (BCD) You are such fun for me (You are such fun for me) You are my shedstream lover You're how I wanna be (Just how I wanna be baby)

:\ohwell:

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Maya, marry me :D:D:D:D:D

I can't be half that clever in my own language

Or my own shed.

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Doctor SHED wrote: Maya, marry me :D:D:D:D:D

I can't be half that clever in my own language

Or my own shed.

:blush:

That was with a little help from Diggy Mike actually :D

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