The SHED ( All welcome, just respect others, if possible ) — Forum Archive

25 Apr 2006, 06:16

Doctor SHED wrote: Well personally I find it ball droppingly hilarious that since we've all been herded into the shed Ghetto, BCD is quieter than a a morgue. To me this proves what I always knew, Gobby posters were not scaring these Oscar Wilde like wits away, they're just dull cunts and needed a scapegoat. Well, said goat is teathered in the shed (with a little yellow badge saying "der shedden") and there is no evidence of BCD bursting with energetic and worthy posts.

Good read on the way back from Bolton, was it, Cambo?

25 Apr 2006, 06:22

Most amusing Al. Seems to me that WE're the ones alienated and in the ghetto tho. Surely you should be out THERE in the now perfect BCD with it's dozens of wonderfully insightful threads?

Speaking of reading, I was informed by Jem that you're something of a creative yersef Al, probably why your lack of interest in C2 never spilled over into actual nastiness ;)

25 Apr 2006, 06:28

Doctor SHED wrote: Speaking of reading, I was informed by Jem that you're something of a creative yersef Al, probably why your lack of interest in C2 never spilled over into actual nastiness

I think you'll see that I have three Community points. Timbo, Conrad and Nick vs Re-Order. So I did take an interest, but only really in people I knew personally. There's nothing to be nasty about the project, I just have no general interest in listening to other people's takes on the band. And neither do I have the time. I prefer the original article myself.

25 Apr 2006, 06:34

Al Jarvis wrote:

Doctor SHED wrote: Speaking of reading, I was informed by Jem that you're something of a creative yersef Al, probably why your lack of interest in C2 never spilled over into actual nastiness

I think you'll see that I have three Community points. Timbo, Conrad and Nick vs Re-Order. So I did take an interest, but only really in people I knew personally. There's nothing to be nasty about the project, I just have no general interest in listening to other people's takes on the band. And neither do I have the time. I prefer the original article myself.

Well quite, I was sort of making the point that some others were not so, errrrm, enlightened.

Actually, I seriously reccomend you listen to C Bentley's ICB, it fairly floored me.

(I voted for 2 of those 3 myself, couldn't vote for Conrad cos I helped out on his original version, speaking of which i must hear the new one)

25 Apr 2006, 06:35

What the hell is going on ?

I have agreed with Nicos to the one SHED thread, can't we leave it at that ?

25 Apr 2006, 06:38

POT SHED PIXIE wrote: What the hell is going on ?

I have agreed with Nicos to the one SHED thread, can't we leave it at that ?

Depends how you feel about concentration camps, I mean shed threads.

25 Apr 2006, 06:44

POT SHED PIXIE wrote: What the hell is going on ?

I have agreed with Nicos to the one SHED thread, can't we leave it at that ?

:clap: Don't rock the shed, for heaven's sake... It's alright for you Steve, you can just rematerialise your shd somewhere else, us mere mortals are sutck here... There's always MSN, you know :wink:

SHEDi xxx

25 Apr 2006, 06:52

OK, my bad. dodgy aliens follow me everywhere, what can I say?

25 Apr 2006, 07:06

Doctor SHED wrote: OK, my bad. dodgy aliens follow me everywhere, what can I say?

As little as possible, unless it is to do with sheds?

SHEDi xxx

25 Apr 2006, 07:06

The SHED welcomes it's 5,016th visitor :lol:

25 Apr 2006, 07:08

SHEDimon wrote:

Doctor SHED wrote: OK, my bad. dodgy aliens follow me everywhere, what can I say?

As little as possible, unless it is to do with sheds?

SHEDi xxx

all's fair in love and sheds tho :D

25 Apr 2006, 07:28

SISTER SHED wrote: The SHED welcomes it's 5,016th visitor

We should arrange for some special prizes for 'random' numbered visitors. Maybe a rake or a packet seeds would be appropriate? Except for the 6,666th visitor which is bound to be you, Maya... :evil:

SHEDi xxx

25 Apr 2006, 07:31

:evil3:

25 Apr 2006, 07:32

SISTER SHED wrote:

Curry for lunch?

SHEDi xxx

25 Apr 2006, 07:34

SHEDimon wrote:

SISTER SHED wrote:

Curry for lunch?

You smell it too? :evil4:

25 Apr 2006, 07:40

SISTER SHED wrote:

SHEDimon wrote:

SISTER SHED wrote:

Curry for lunch?

You smell it too?

Sooner Than You Stink...

SHEDi xxx

25 Apr 2006, 07:43

Farts Never End :spit:

25 Apr 2006, 07:50

Broken Wind Guilty Partner Turn The Air-Con On

...my God, what have we started, M?

SHEDi xxx

25 Apr 2006, 07:52

Mopping or mowing?Since i finished the kitchen decorating last night before i install a slightly better set of kitchen units(note that not ONE drawer can actually be used here at the moment) i have stuck with the task of clearing up said mess or mowing my little patch of grass at the back near my shed.Any idea WHICH i should do?Now there is no good going about the domestic issues when GREATER concerns are to hand.What the fcuk should i do when i get the MONEY.I don't want to piss it all away.I DON'T want to work for any longer than i need but i will still have to do some shit from time to time?Thinking of buying a little getaway place in the countryside ....you know the type-static caravan or glorified SHED,so i can pursue of my HOBBIES(no nasty comments--PLEASE!)and also need to get my passport in order cos i want to swim with the dolphins.But i don't want many material possessions anymore.And i am gonna rent a place for me and my son until i can decide what the FUTURE will hold.So help ROCKET SHED will his domestics and maybe i can sort out my future at last! :lol:

25 Apr 2006, 07:53

Something Must Break Wind

:fart:

SHEDi xxx

25 Apr 2006, 07:54

Afternoon SHEDHEADS-what's GROWING on here then? :scratch:

25 Apr 2006, 07:57

Sorry, Mick, that wasn't intended as a reply to you! My advice - start with the little things and everything else will sort itself out - if the weather's nice mow the lawn - that'd be a start at least... Better still - have a cuppa, first...

SHEDi xxx

25 Apr 2006, 08:00

SHEDimon wrote: Sorry, Mick, that wasn't intended as a reply to you! My advice - start with the little things and everything else will sort itself out - if the weather's nice mow the lawn - that'd be a start at least... Better still - have a cuppa, first...

SHEDi xxx

I KNEW it wasn't for me unless you read a POST very quickly.But you are RIGHT.A cuppa and everything will be dandy. :lol:

25 Apr 2006, 08:00

Taboo # 7 wrote: Some common everyday expressions, with the word "shed" inserted for mildly comic effect:

How the shed are you?

Good shed-day to you, sir!

Thank shed it's Friday...

Shed me? Shed you! :p

or how about some exclamations and questions...

Why, you shed-n't have!

Absoshedalutely!

Shall I shed in?

Shall I shed or shall I go?

To shed or not to shed, that is the question.

25 Apr 2006, 08:01

Speaking of tea, I shall now have my PGTips. Thanks for reminding me!

Emma

25 Apr 2006, 08:03

Everything STOPS for tea except CAMBO posting! :lol:

25 Apr 2006, 08:06

MIKE-when are you starting DESERT ISLAND SHED?You could be onto another WINNER! :D note this keyboard works less than ME :hat:

25 Apr 2006, 08:08

now, if you're nice, and you're lucky, you might get a few hours off later.

Besides...I'd been gone like 24 hours and you monkeys started slashing the seats ans torching the curtains, I think Y'all NEED me :D (if only to have someone around you look cool compared to :D )

25 Apr 2006, 08:09

Se what i MEAN.Dr DEATH is back! :evil4:

25 Apr 2006, 08:13

SHED wrote: Se what i MEAN.Dr DEATH is back!

Now that's NOT being nice, I'll leave a cronjob posting random fortune cookies every time I go out if you keep that up :evil2: