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Shug wrote:

SHED wrote: SHUG-you have my NUMBER.Surely we are BOTH skint,no?:laugh:

I'm always fecking skint!

Will give you a shout, I said shout, when everyone else in the office fucks off to the production meeting this arvo :D

Shug -too TIGHT to ring on a FREE phonE!:lol:

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Draw this to a CLOSE Diggy?:hat:

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:clap: eVENING mike

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Just mowed my back lawn.Well it's my only lawn actually.Only took a few minutes whilst i was cooking steak & kidney pie and mash for tea.I see i have 15 pages to catch up on.Bit knackered though.Bad day at work.Had an argument with a cunt who was trying to bully me into taking his side in a an argument with someone else.I wasnt getting involved .I told him to feck right off

is the Boro game on ant tv channel? ITV 3 or something???

Hope all are welll .I havent read the last 15 pages as i already said .was gonna add my comment to the is BCD better now thread but i'm sick and tired of it all ,cant be arsed :sleep:

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s'alright, i just found the game is on ITV 4:thumb:

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Allo Johnny , how about this ;

SHED WILL LOOK THE PART AGAIN

When the Woodworm bite hard and the source i don't know And the shed makes us cry but we'll repair don't yer know And we're changing our posts, taking different threads

Then Shed, Shed will look the part again (4)

Why is the greenhouse so cold Built on the the wrong side? Is my buliding that flawed, our tomatos won't grow? Yet there's still this woodseal That we've kept for our shed

Shed, Shed will look the part again (4)

Put your face to the Shed and peep And see my B&Q Hose? The Shed faces south so the sun takes a hold Is it some beautiful wood For the roof to restore

When Shed, Shed will look the part again !

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POT SHED PIXIE wrote: Allo Johnny , how about this ;

SHED WILL LOOK THE PART AGAIN

When the Woodworm bite hard and the source i don't know And the shed makes us cry but we'll repair don't yer know And we're changing our posts, taking different threads

Then Shed, Shed will look the part again (4)

Why is the greenhouse so cold Built on the the wrong side? Is my buliding that flawed, our tomatos won't grow? Yet there's still this woodseal That we've kept for our shed

Shed, Shed will look the part again (4)

Put your face to the Shed and peep And see my B&Q Hose? The Shed faces south so the sun takes a hold Is it some beautiful wood For the roof to restore

When Shed, Shed will look the part again !

Roof to RESTORE......don't get me going!:thumb:

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The Shedkeeper wrote: s'alright, i just found the game is on ITV 4:thumb:

Cheers.......may have a look now!:thumb:

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A classic again,Mike.

has anyone done Face Up yet? I was working on some ideas in my head today.Needs a bit more time though

"Ever Since I've Seen Your Face/This Shed Of Mine Has Gone To Waste..."

That's what i have so far

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The Shedkeeper wrote: A classic again,Mike.

has anyone done Face Up yet? I was working on some ideas in my head today.Needs a bit more time though

"Ever Since I've Seen Your Face/This Shed Of Mine Has Gone To Waste..."

That's what i have so far

Don't give up your HAY job!:nono: :lol:

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The Shedkeeper wrote: "Ever Since I've Seen Your Face/This Shed Of Mine Has Gone To Waste..."

I was young and you were old and I always knew you had a cold:evil4:

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SISTER SHED wrote:

The Shedkeeper wrote: "Ever Since I've Seen Your Face/This Shed Of Mine Has Gone To Waste..."

I was young and you were old and I always knew you had a cold:evil4:

PC hung before on MSN.Just having a Pizza ........talk later!:thumb:

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2-0 now to BUC:lol:

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FACE UP

Ever since I've seen your Shed This life of mine has moved ahead I was young and you were old But the Shed will keep us from cold At the start you had a cart But in the end a Shed you did lend Can you see your own dark space? Needs an outside light in this place

Oh, how I cannot use the outside loo I said, oh, how I cannot use the outside loo

As we get old, we lose our place Reflecting back the shed of grace I feel i'll mow, I feel i fumble Sometimes in life we shift the tumble (weed) Don't let anybody tell you that you post shite Cause you know they will Don't let anybody tell you what you should post Cause it's not that way and...

Oh, how I cannot stand Rocket Mick's brew I said, oh, how I cannot stand Rocket Mick's brew We were young and we were pure And the shed had an open door I said oh, oh, how I cannot bear the thought of you

You were me and I was you This shed of ours it was brand new You took me a little further... I heard it all before, I've heard it all before I can't hear it anymore Your moans were long, in the posts from you Guess I will post something new

Oh, how I cannot believe the perfect view I said, oh, how I cannot believe the perfect view We were young and we were pure And the shed had an open door I said oh, oh, how I cannot bear the thought... Oh, how I cannot bear the thought of dew I said oh, oh, how I cannot bear the thought of dew We were young and we loved manure..

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2-0 (3-0) on aggregate now to Bucharest.Poor stand in goalie has lost em the tie:(

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Sheddo is here! :D

Dont look good for the 'Boro do it? :nonono:

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The Shedkeeper wrote: 2-0 (3-0) on aggregate now to Bucharest.Poor stand in goalie has lost em the tie:(

lol-good game.:thumb:

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But how come we cannot use the outside loo when the shed has an open door ? :lol:

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Comeback 1 3

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But how come we cannot use the outside loo when the shed has an open door ?

Cause the loo is not in the Shed

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SISTER SHED wrote: But how come we cannot use the outside loo when the shed has an open door ? :lol:

It's not you using the outhouse we object to Maya, it's you doing it from the arm chair IN the shed ;)

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good moring you lot.

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It's not you using the outhouse we object to Maya, it's you doing it from the arm chair IN the shed

I have seen a video with women in that can do that, ask Mick if you can see it

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Morning TIN MAN:hat:

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Shit CAMBO is about.Lock up your HOSEPIPES:hat:

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