this Stella swigging tit is on Channel 4 tonight at 10pm, dicussing his £9.7mill win, and how he's almost lost the lot already. Tom tit!!!
presented by "New Order's" Keith Allen
but watch Arsenal first.
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Michael Carroll - King of Chavs
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haha to both of those.
he's doing bird somewhere now, and no one comes to visit him. rrrrrr....poor lad.
The dickhead got done recently for giving some sort of prayer meeting a good shoeing.
Can't remember the details but they had CCTV footage of him bowling into a church hall, baseball bat in hand, ready to 'do' a few Christians!
Second part of C4's Mafia season on straight after too.
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: I'm actually looking forward to this, gonna get a nice bottle of red in and everything!
making tonight in what what special? LOL
Sounds like a good choice of viewing although I tend to get errrm,"involved" and end up burning something in my head out or yelling at the telly like a madman.
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: I feel sorry for his neighbours. Be interesting to see what he's really like though.
in the words of Shug. He's a cunt. end of.
Al Jarvis wrote: The dickhead got done recently for giving some sort of prayer meeting a good shoeing.
Can't remember the details but they had CCTV footage of him bowling into a church hall, baseball bat in hand, ready to 'do' a few Christians!
Second part of C4's Mafia season on straight after too.
awesome. did you see Henry Hill last night. man, can that fella swear. typical new yorker??
haha
Al Jarvis wrote:
Can't remember the details but they had CCTV footage of him bowling into a church hall, baseball bat in hand, ready to 'do' a few Christians!
WOW, even I wouldn't advocate such a solution.
An absolute tube of the highest order. Would never tire of skelping the c*nt. The fact that he's a rabid bluenose is purely co-incidental of course. :D
I don't think you are giving the poor lad a chance. I mean, he probably had a terrible childhood after all.
John Sludden wrote: An absolute tube of the highest order. Would never tire of skelping the c*nt. The fact that he's a rabid bluenose is purely co-incidental of course. :D
Damnit, all the real fucktards are on "my" team.
I have no time for this cunt especially since we runs about with complete scumbags like Johnny Adair 
Having just watched the programme; not sure what to make of it. To be honest, I didn't know whether to 'laugh' or 'cry'. I think the programme itself, whilst denying to do so, sort of took the 'p'; but on the other hand tried to make you sympathise from the start.
Hmmm. Jury out.
The guy, as I see him anyway, is incredibly mixed up and above all else, very rich. Not a great combination.
Missed the ending, take it he lost to Rhino? Didn't look like he could hurt him no matter how hard he hit him!
Al Jarvis wrote: Missed the ending, take it he lost to Rhino? Didn't look like he could hurt him no matter how hard he hit him!
NO, no no. It was all fair and square. (I think the fact his girlfriend started a punch up and a spitting match with a woman behind could have put him off though........), but putting my stilton on my water biscuit took my attention away...
No, the whole thing was 'gently' disturbing. I did find it interesting that he doesn't actually 'live' in the house that he has apparently destroyed, but his ex lives there with her family and a now recovered dog - plus another 9 - one of which is called Chav - and I think there is another called Stella.......He just turns up (apparently) when the Press are around.
As I say, don't quite know what to make of it all. Started to watch the Mob prog afterwards - but seen it all before (in fact this very subject is how I got letters after my name when I left uni!!!!)
W-A-N-T-E-D-D-E-A-D-O-R-A-L-I-V-E
I am in no way a violent person, but this cunt deserves a good kicking.
The programme showed him up to be the wanker he is, even after Keef Allen's best arse licking attempts to convince us otherwise.
Shug wrote: I am in no way a violent person, but this cunt deserves a good kicking.
What is it about the RANGERS SUPPORTING Michael Carroll that offends you most, Shug?!
*whistles*
Al Jarvis wrote:
Shug wrote: I am in no way a violent person, but this cunt deserves a good kicking.
What is it about the RANGERS SUPPORTING Michael Carroll that offends you most, Shug?!
*whistles*
I have a good few pals who support the Forces. Of. Darkness.
It's a given they are not the best behaved or good looking of people, but even they are not up to that cunts standards. He managed a draw with Rhino - then refused to shower after the fight.... and the Huns say we are the unwashed?
5 or 6 mates and a baseball bat at a young christian prayer night? That's hard. Beating up yer missus, almost as hard. Losing yer wife and kid? Priceless.
And Missy, I belive the word for them type of birds is "Bograts"
Bollox, I have to download this, I missed it (hey, fuck off, I had real live female company, and of a quality that'd leave yous'uns droolin and all :D ), and I think I could really like hating this cunt.
Bograts hehehe One down from this girl from MutantArds we used to know who was universally known as "bog monster"
Chavs/spides etc are never actually hard ever. They rely on superior numbers/armaments or on payback (you beat me fair and square, I pour parafin on your cat at 3am).
And yous wonder why I'm not ever so "proud to be a prod" (like anyone should be proud to be religious and consequently prove they have no education or intelligence, but I digress)
Steve, the lad's from Norfolk and talks like a wee girl 
I am not picking on him cos he supports the dark forces, merely for the fact he's given himself the title King Of The Chav's and living up to it by pretending he's hard..... he's a cunt that deserves everything he gets.
No doubt C4 will be showing repeats very soon
Shug wrote: Steve, the lad's from Norfolk and talks like a wee girl
I am not picking on him cos he supports the dark forces, merely for the fact he's given himself the title King Of The Chav's and living up to it by pretending he's hard..... he's a cunt that deserves everything he gets.
No doubt C4 will be showing repeats very soon
Downloading as I type :D
We need a big room with a sign saying "free bling", now where can we get Zyklon-B/sarin/nerve-toxins in bulk? (yes it Is a terribly off colour thing to say, but so what, the average chav would be right up for it if it were anyone BUT them)
Shug wrote:
I am not picking on him cos he supports the dark forces, merely for the fact he's given himself the title King Of The Chav's when everyone knows that the king must be from Corby which is is Chav central.
James Thomas wrote:
Shug wrote:
I am not picking on him cos he supports the dark forces, merely for the fact he's given himself the title King Of The Chav's when everyone knows that the king must be from Corby which is is Chav central.
I see that education of yours hasnae gone to waste, I said hasnae gone to waste.
Watched it last night.Pontious Pilate..err sorry Keith spent the programme trying to paint him in a different light,that he's a had a bad rap from the press,he'd die for his daughter an' all that. Then 2 minutes into the credit roll,he's shown out to be the complete cnut you assumed him to be. And for all the piss-take Blackpool got in the programme,I'd rather spend time with the fucking Krankies than that dick.
