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Arent the Cure great?
Yes, we love the Cure
We bear no malice here, we are at one with the Shed.
Harry Shed, Harry Shed , oh Harry , Harry Shed
Uncle Liam wrote: Arent the Cure great?
Brilliant.1015 SATURDAY NIGHT is superb....and the tap drips
SHED wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Arent the Cure great?
Brilliant.1015 SATURDAY NIGHT is superb....and the tap drips
I'm alive/i'm dead/killing a sheddie
oops diffrent song
SHED wrote:
SISTER SHED wrote: Beer anyone?
No-milk,pizza and cheese roll.
all at the same time? :barf:
The Shedkeeper wrote:
SHED wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Arent the Cure great?
Brilliant.1015 SATURDAY NIGHT is superb....and the tap drips
I'm alive/i'm dead/killing a sheddie
oops diffrent song
CATERPILLAR
SHED wrote: Anyone watching HAVE I GOT NEWS for YOU?
no but i will be watching Grumpy Old Men at 10 pm bbc2.Wonder if Tim will be on there
Digital Mike Binoshed wrote:
Anyone watching HAVE I GOT NEWS for YOU?
Me Dude and then SMITH N JONES AFTER
Scrapbook
Make this one sticky now, yer dafty
(SISTER SHED - How to moderate moderators and alienate people)
Maya, why the fuck would YOU visit such a site, you're clearly not even slightly normal and equally clearly could not give a decaying badgers scrotum about that.
Steve Campbell wrote: Maya, why the fuck would YOU visit such a site, you're clearly not even slightly normal and equally clearly could not give a decaying badgers scrotum about that.
Been waiting for someone to ask me that haha
Dunno, just googled 'float my arse' and found this.
SHED wrote:
Sheds on a Plane wrote: Guess who's baaaaaack....
WHO
yes i am, saturday nights 19:15hrs BBC1, thanks for caring ;)
The Shedkeeper wrote: Morning Karl ,um, i mean Ron
how did ya get Karl out of that one. i require photgraphic evidence. i am the guy in the middle of that pic.
NOOLigan wrote:
The Shedkeeper wrote: Morning Karl ,um, i mean Ron
how did ya get Karl out of that one. i require photgraphic evidence. i am the guy in the middle of that pic.
you just reminded me of Karl Bartos in the pic
ive shagged even worse lookers
o eck,these posts stay in view, i think i'd be better off on that chatroom 
I like the shed rules, by the way i have all the Shed Songs in a word document i will email to all who want it.
Morning Shedheads.Lovely day here.Work to be done soon.How the hell do i move 2000 Cd's and 1000 albums,400 tapes and severall million DVD's EASILY from my bedroom back down stairs?
Digital Mike Binoshed wrote: I hate that Sky news Showbiz geezer that is on now
i HATE people who BRAG about owning SKY TVs!
Morning Shedheads.Lovely day here.Work to be done soon.How the hell do i move 2000 Cd's and 1000 albums,400 tapes and severall million DVD's EASILY from my bedroom back down stairs?
You need a Tower Crane
SHED wrote: Morning Shedheads.Lovely day here.Work to be done soon.How the hell do i move 2000 Cd's and 1000 albums,400 tapes and severall million DVD's EASILY from my bedroom back down stairs?
make an early start.take it easy,have a tea breaj every ha;f an hour.
and make sure you don't SLIP A DISC whilst carrying them
The Shedkeeper wrote:
SHED wrote: Morning Shedheads.Lovely day here.Work to be done soon.How the hell do i move 2000 Cd's and 1000 albums,400 tapes and severall million DVD's EASILY from my bedroom back down stairs?
make an early start.take it easy,have a tea breaj every ha;f an hour.
and make sure you don't SLIP A DISC whilst carrying them
Very DROLL
i may be carying some discs too later on.i am going to a second hand record fair in town.
but first i will cook scrambled egg and beans on toast 
The Shedkeeper wrote: my MSN keeps opening of its own free will .what's going on???
Use SHUG pellets...i mean SLUG pellets.INVASION
I am a regular, I just enjoy laughing at you lot rather than posting, I can never tell who any fcuker is in here.
TURN THE HEATER ON......and the light :D
Sophie is in the garden
OK dudes.i'm off out on some Saturdy business.
hope the record moving goes well ,Mick
laters
The The Shedkeeper
Shug wrote: I am a regular, I just enjoy laughing at you lot rather than posting, I can never tell who any fcuker is in here.
yo what's up you lot. i just got back from sydney where i manage to get some more new order goodies. i'm not going to type it all out again so just look at mil's jackpost thread in digital republic.
Morning RON.Was going to move my entire collection but it is NOW too warm.Great wether here in CHORLEY.Been shopping and had breakfast.People busy making money.A coupla windfalls landing here soon too.But i am now debating where to go out walking today.
Regards SHED
it seems the round and round 12# i got was minty mint. when i opened the shrink wrap a factory australia catalogue fell out. too bad i opened it.
Nice post Chris
Can you please post your RETRO2 track list please, to
mrdigitalmike@aol.com
Thanks
Mike
Shed Worship wrote: What else did yer buy Ron ?
i got these goodies today.
my jackpot would have to be a jetstream promo for $4. i know its crap, but still a very cheap promo.
other items i picked up are the hacienda classics, round and round 12#, a new us blt 12#, something called the blue monday slinder remix, and a movement t-shirt.
i did also see a love will tear us apart 12# for $160. it looks exactly like the one i got many years ago for about $10. no i did not buy that item.
we are discussing new order in the shed. what's going on here?
so i now have all 12# vinyl up to the end of the technique period with two exceptions.
for some reason until recently, i think it was monetary i only bought cds after fine time.
SHED wrote: rON has lost the PLOT.New Order indeed.Get a spade and dig a hole mate!
i thought we could discuss anything in the shed. please don't banish me from here. :D
Go on then RON if you must.Don't wanna put you on the COMPOST heap just yet! Are the covers in MINT condition though?
SHED wrote: Go on then RON if you must.Don't wanna put you on the COMPOST heap just yet!
they were in shrink wrap and unmarked, that' for the r&r 12#s. i'm leaving the remix one unroped now. i have the cd singles anyway.
SHRINKWRAP can hide a MULTITUDE of scrapes,dent and creases.
THIS IS A WARNING ON BEHALF OF THE Perfect COver Party.
SHED wrote: SHRINKWRAP can hide a MULTITUDE of scrapes,dent and creases. THIS IS A WARNING ON BEHALF OF THE Perfect COver Party.
is it still minty mint if i open it? the normal r&r 12# single was double shrink wrapped and when i opened it a factory australia catalogue of 1989 vintage fell out. i'd say it was minty mint until i opened it.
The Shedkeeper wrote: my MSN keeps opening of its own free will .what's going on???
U are running windows, you are merely a client on someone else's computer.
bring up yer run prompt and type msconfig, uncheck MSN, it'll stop it autorunning on boot...will probably free 100's of MB of ram and all.
NOOLigan wrote:
SHED wrote: SHRINKWRAP can hide a MULTITUDE of scrapes,dent and creases. THIS IS A WARNING ON BEHALF OF THE Perfect COver Party.
is it still minty mint if i open it? the normal r&r 12# single was double shrink wrapped and when i opened it a factory australia catalogue of 1989 vintage fell out. i'd say it was minty mint until i opened it.
YES Minty Mint can only be used to describe OPENED items here at PLANET ROCKET.
SHED wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
SHED wrote: SHRINKWRAP can hide a MULTITUDE of scrapes,dent and creases. THIS IS A WARNING ON BEHALF OF THE Perfect COver Party.
is it still minty mint if i open it? the normal r&r 12# single was double shrink wrapped and when i opened it a factory australia catalogue of 1989 vintage fell out. i'd say it was minty mint until i opened it.
YES Minty Mint can only be used to describe OPENED items here at PLANET ROCKET.
i'll leave the r&r remix 12# unopend then.
Steve Campbell wrote:
The Shedkeeper wrote: my MSN keeps opening of its own free will .what's going on???
U are running windows, you are merely a client on someone else's computer.
bring up yer run prompt and type msconfig, uncheck MSN, it'll stop it autorunning on boot...will probably free 100's of MB of ram and all.
the shed's gone all serious. new order and computing. well i never.
the shed's gone all serious. new order and computing. well i never.
I know , I'm even changing my ISP to Compushed
Shed Worship wrote:
the shed's gone all serious. new order and computing. well i never.
I know , I'm even changing my ISP to Compushed
better be a joke mate. FFS just use a real ISP you FREAK ;)
NOOLigan wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
The Shedkeeper wrote: my MSN keeps opening of its own free will .what's going on???
U are running windows, you are merely a client on someone else's computer.
bring up yer run prompt and type msconfig, uncheck MSN, it'll stop it autorunning on boot...will probably free 100's of MB of ram and all.
the shed's gone all serious. new order and computing. well i never.
The perfect time for a picture of my shed.
Shed Worship wrote:
FFS just use a real ISP you FREAK
What do you suggest Steve?
Any....as long as....
they are a true ISP ( services like AOL and compuserve are not, they go beyond that).
They do not supply a USB "modem". With the exception of a few which emulate an ethernet connection via USB (and are not bad) these are host controlled or "WIN" modems, nothing but a soundchip...they rely on your computer's OS, drivers and processor to "finish the job" of turning squealing noises into useful network data. The upshot is, that if your cpu is busy, your networking goes wrong, and vice versa....they also tend to use horrid drivers which cause most if not all net problems. best bet is buy a nice standalone ethernet modem before you start....I'm not saying they never screw up....but being an autonomous system, they don't take out all the computers in the house and you can simply restart the modem (the old fashioned way of yanking the power cord, they never have power switches it seems) without also retsarting your computer.
They do not require dialer software....again..windows is perfectly capable of running a network connection on it's own, anyone who feels the need to augment that with a big "click here to connect to the internet" button, is not to be trusted.
They have no exotic requirements of their users....some dialer software runs distributed computing software.... like setathome, but you have no idea what the numbers being crunched are for.
They do not block ports, pages or anything else beyond obvious spam. You pay for your connection, anyone who says you can't run games on it or a local mailserver or anything you bloody like, should not get your money.
Take it from me, the same considerations one has when setting up a linux system on the net, also automatically make for a happy windows box too.
Shed Worship wrote: That is a big shed Fay.
What is the make and model ?
I call it a big mother fucker 
Shed Worship wrote: Wow
Some Shed , nice name also
I used to work in South Africa, nice place :)
Ahh, that's South Australia!! I know some people from South Africa though :)
Fay wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
The Shedkeeper wrote: my MSN keeps opening of its own free will .what's going on???
U are running windows, you are merely a client on someone else's computer.
bring up yer run prompt and type msconfig, uncheck MSN, it'll stop it autorunning on boot...will probably free 100's of MB of ram and all.
the shed's gone all serious. new order and computing. well i never.
The perfect time for a picture of my shed.
Better than my HOUSE!
Fay wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
The Shedkeeper wrote: my MSN keeps opening of its own free will .what's going on???
U are running windows, you are merely a client on someone else's computer.
bring up yer run prompt and type msconfig, uncheck MSN, it'll stop it autorunning on boot...will probably free 100's of MB of ram and all.
the shed's gone all serious. new order and computing. well i never.
The perfect time for a picture of my shed.
that is one awesome shed.
SHED wrote: Fay's got a BIGGER one than RON! :D
i have a huge pergola and a double garage as well.
Its not a shed. REAL sheds are made out of wood and have the need to be creosoted (if that is how you spell it!)
NOOLigan wrote:
SHED wrote: Fay's got a BIGGER one than RON! :D
i have a huge pergola and a double garage as well.
mmmmmmm, impressive.....:D
Hey Ron, do you have Rage on. They're playing oldies. Just had Sledgehammer, oh god, now it's Cyndi Lauper!
Fay wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
SHED wrote: Fay's got a BIGGER one than RON! :D
i have a huge pergola and a double garage as well.
mmmmmmm, impressive.....:D
yeh, im set up quite well and i own it all outright. i can't complain about how i live.
NOOLigan wrote:
Fay wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
SHED wrote: Fay's got a BIGGER one than RON! :D
i have a huge pergola and a double garage as well.
mmmmmmm, impressive.....:D
yeh, im set up quite well and i own it all outright. i can't complain about how i live.
Well, unfortunately the bank owns mine. Am putting two kids through high school at the moment. 
Fay wrote: Hey Ron, do you have Rage on. They're playing oldies. Just had Sledgehammer, oh god, now it's Cyndi Lauper!
i watching the international commedy feastival and the guy from balck books dylan something is on. i'll change channels as soon as he is finished.
Fay wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Fay wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
SHED wrote: Fay's got a BIGGER one than RON! :D
i have a huge pergola and a double garage as well.
mmmmmmm, impressive.....:D
yeh, im set up quite well and i own it all outright. i can't complain about how i live.
Well, unfortunately the bank owns mine. Am putting two kids through high school at the moment.
that's tough.
NOOLigan wrote:
Fay wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Fay wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
SHED wrote: Fay's got a BIGGER one than RON! :D
i have a huge pergola and a double garage as well.
mmmmmmm, impressive.....:D
yeh, im set up quite well and i own it all outright. i can't complain about how i live.
Well, unfortunately the bank owns mine. Am putting two kids through high school at the moment.
that's tough.
Oh well, think that's life for a good majority of us. Am happy with my lot.
Fay wrote: Can't stand that bloody Judith Lucy.
same here. all she does is moan. fuck will does she realize that she is the one with the problem.
Fay wrote: Hey Ron, do you have Rage on. They're playing oldies. Just had Sledgehammer, oh god, now it's Cyndi Lauper!
oh frack jikel makson is on with beat it. you'll get this in 30 minutes.
now they are playing weird al with eat it. back to back.
Shit, I forgot about the half hour time difference. You've just missed Take on Me - Aha, great film clip.
NOOLigan wrote:
Fay wrote: Can't stand that bloody Judith Lucy.
same here. all she does is moan. fuck will does she realize that she is the one with the problem.
Fay wrote: Must say goodnight - have to get up early in the morning.
Ciao.:)
cya. i'll be up a litle while yet.
Shed Worship wrote: What time is it over there Ron?
one am. i think i'll call it quits in 30 minutes or so.
what time do you make it over there?
Oi Sheddo.
Tell Jack that PJ are on Jools Holland next Friday night. And ask him please not to post a thread about it.
I did, he said he already knows. He's been waiting for it since March. Said thanks anyway though
Think Our jack's excited.
Not as excited as me tho.....in 15 mins the Dr is on, and I get to see my old mates Sarah jane and K9 
Strongly suspect there WILL be tears.
Shed Worship wrote: What side Steve?
BBC1 after strictly faketanned cunts.
They should Keep SJS and K9 and dump that fuckin horrible chav Rose.
I am very excited, new album on Monday 
:D :D :D
Just listened to the new Neil Young album, awesome.
Neil Young - Living With War (Full Album)
Awesome.
Shed Worship wrote: I want Davros to come back
I'm sick of the sight of Davros, they over used him sadly, so I need a break before he shows up again. Besides, the Daleks are nastier left to their own devices.
That episodes tonight was fucking awesome, everything the Doctor should be....and to see me all time favourite companions again was a bit much.
He's a Good Dog 
Also, bliss overload, ..LWTUA playing in the background :D
Hey, am I still considered a BCD exile? I started a thread under Burt's request and it backfired!
God, I feel so burned out from all this studying.
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Hey, am I still considered a BCD exile? I started a thread under Burt's request and it backfired!
God, I feel so burned out from all this studying.
No more posting threads about the cozzieverse or anything in it. No more doing what burt says. And especially....no more justifying youself every time someone takes the piss.
Follow these golden rules and you MIGHT be allowed back out of the shed into AHEM, "decent" company.
EDIT...PS...if you now post a thread called "should Cozzie follow steve's advice?" I will sell my internal organs to raise money for anyone who wants to fly over to your place and twat you one.
State of Love and Trust wrote: I am very excited, new album on Monday
Gonna be a MINT album
Steve Campbell wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Hey, am I still considered a BCD exile? I started a thread under Burt's request and it backfired!
God, I feel so burned out from all this studying.
No more posting threads about the cozzieverse or anything in it. No more doing what burt says. And especially....no more justifying youself every time someone takes the piss.
Follow these golden rules and you MIGHT be allowed back out of the shed into AHEM, "decent" company.
EDIT...PS...if you now post a thread called "should Cozzie follow steve's advice?" I will sell my internal organs to raise money for anyone who wants to fly over to your place and twat you one.
Steve, as I have said before, I'm not an caged animal 
. FYI, I have made posts elsewhere. Therefore, I should deserve to go out of the shed. Plus, you are in my "decent" company.
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Hey, am I still considered a BCD exile? I started a thread under Burt's request and it backfired!
Dunno if I should laugh or cry 
SISTER SHED wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Hey, am I still considered a BCD exile? I started a thread under Burt's request and it backfired!
Dunno if I should laugh or cry
23 sheds robbed, in West Oxfordshire Borrowed oxford mail Article Thieves have been on the rampage in West Oxfordshire burgling 23 garden sheds and outhouses in the past fortnight. Police are now urging residents in villages such as Shipton-under-Wychwood to be on their guard and more security conscious. Investigating officers say that entries, on most occasions, have been messy breaking wood and causing a lot of damage. The offenders only appear to have taken items that are reasonably easy to carry, leaving expensive lawn mowers. Bill Butcher, crime reduction advisor for Thames Valley Police, said: "Criminals like an easy life, so don't give it to them. While you are having a spring clean of your garden shed think about marking and securing the items.
Jesus! Its scary.. I think we should all take the advice of “Bill Butcher” he seems to know the score!
Sheddo wrote:
SISTER SHED wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Hey, am I still considered a BCD exile? I started a thread under Burt's request and it backfired!
Dunno if I should laugh or cry
You can laugh, but Burt ruined the thread. 
See for yourself.
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Sheddo wrote:
SISTER SHED wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Hey, am I still considered a BCD exile? I started a thread under Burt's request and it backfired!
Dunno if I should laugh or cry
You can laugh, but Burt ruined the thread.
Whatta tosser!
Shed Worship wrote: Sheddi, says hi He has no internet connection, but is with us.
He is the Spirit in the shed
Hope his weekend is going good..?
Sheddo wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: good morning sheders.
Morning Ron
mornin sheddo, join us in the shedroom.
NOOLigan wrote:
Sheddo wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: good morning sheders.
Morning Ron
mornin sheddo, join us in the shedroom.
were's the shed room bruv?
I SHEDTOTHINK wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Sheddo wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: good morning sheders.
Morning Ron
mornin sheddo, join us in the shedroom.
were's the shed room bruv?
SISTER SHED wrote:
I SHEDTOTHINK wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Sheddo wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: good morning sheders.
Morning Ron
mornin sheddo, join us in the shedroom.
were's the shed room bruv?
ok cheers for the link..rather be here with the shed
OK, I just made two posts about an issue that has been bothering me. Feel free to comment on any of your reactions.
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, I just made two posts about an issue that has been bothering me. Feel free to comment on any of your reactions.
not got a clue what you on about
The first part was about preparing my exams and the my college's take on sex, and the hypocrisy behind it. The second part was about my fear of sex and other related issues from college students making a joke about it and viewing "Bad Lieutenant". They're just rants.
That new Neil Young album seems ace, the one Comrade has posted about.
Great to play in the Shed!
SHEDSRUS wrote: Morning People, it's a nice brisk day her in Ilkeston, hope it's fine by you :D
Morning Captian, just been on the river its f'in freezin down here - glad to see the summer is almost here!!!! where did i put my hotwater bottle!!
Sheddo wrote: Afternoon (just) all! Hows it going?
good evening indeed. what time are you running on?
NOOLigan wrote:
Sheddo wrote: Afternoon (just) all! Hows it going?
good evening indeed. what time are you running on?
Sorry Ron, didnt see you there. Good evening!
Its 12.19pm here.
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, I just made two posts about an issue that has been bothering me. Feel free to comment on any of your reactions.
I don't see no posts 
Sheddo wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Sheddo wrote: Afternoon (just) all! Hows it going?
good evening indeed. what time are you running on?
Sorry Ron, didnt see you there. Good evening!
Its 12.19pm here.
21.20 here.
NOOLigan wrote:
Sheddo wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Sheddo wrote: Afternoon (just) all! Hows it going?
good evening indeed. what time are you running on?
Sorry Ron, didnt see you there. Good evening!
Its 12.19pm here.
21.20 here.
We 9 hours behind or 15 ahead?
9 behind im assuming...
State of Love and Trust wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, I just made two posts about an issue that has been bothering me. Feel free to comment on any of your reactions.
I don't see no posts
Might not be in here, Jack.
Saying that, i aint seen them either. Havnt looked though...
afternnoon sheddos !
shedkeeper back in the shed 
late drunk and disorderley night last night.kicking in tables and knocking down chairs,call the police there's a shedman around Sometimes you're better off shed There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your shedd You think you're mad, too unstable
In a restaurant in a West End shed Call the police, there's a shedman around Running down underground to a shed bar In a West End shed
Eastenders on here.everyones arguing again
that Ian Beale's missus scrubs up nice lately.
gonna try and make soem breakfast .
hungover to fcuk 
bloody big shed yer got there ,Fay 
Evening all, had a storming 2 days lots of drink lots of smoke plus I met a gorgeous woman. She said she has fancied me for ages (2 1/2 years), why the fuck didn't she do something earlier? I've been married for 18 months and now I feel guilty as hell for having feelings for her! fkin women! 
Is it possible to keep 2 on the go? :D and for how long?
Sheddo wrote:
State of Love and Trust wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, I just made two posts about an issue that has been bothering me. Feel free to comment on any of your reactions.
I don't see no posts
Might not be in here, Jack.
Saying that, i aint seen them either. Havnt looked though...
They are in my blogspot site. However, the posts contain some objectionable material. I think you guys can understand though. Welcome to my college life.
Just a thought Cozzie, but from a personal point of view, you may get far more interest in your blogs if they were written, rather than audio blogs, the time it takes to download etc, one can bore easily, so before those who are genuinely interested in what you have to say, are bored before they have even started listening!
Lucy, are you on dial-up? Is it really that slow to download my posts?
I'll make a text post about my rant to make this up.
No, broadband, but the thing is I usually have so much to do that even a couple of minutes downloading stuff really irritates me. Not to mentioned being pestered by kids when listening to stuff. It is sometimes more private in my circumstances to read a blog rather than listen, especially if the material is not suitable for 6 and 8 year olds!!
It's a bit quiet around the shed today, is everybody filled up on roast beef and yorkshire puddings? and of course home grown veg (originally cultivated from seeds in the shed of course)
Haha, anyone remember the scene in Full Monty when Dave walks outside to a shed and starts eating a Mars bar? Sheer class!
SISTER SHED wrote: Haha, anyone remember the scene in Full Monty when Dave walks outside to a shed and starts eating a Mars bar? Sheer class!
you have your MSN on fuckwitt? ;)
SISTER SHED wrote: Haha, anyone remember the scene in Full Monty when Dave walks outside to a shed and starts eating a Mars bar? Sheer class!
never watched that film and don't reallu want to
is it possible to keep two sheds on the go? what are the chances of that?
last night is gradually coming back to me.i had an argument with a mate and got kicked out of a pub
later on we had made a peace and i 've just recalled we were all in a club till 4am.i was doing the one legged Barney dance at one point you know he someimes does that thing like he stands on one leg and kind of leans forward and does swimming motion with his arms.he can sometimes be seen doing it on songs he doesnt play guitar on like BLT or Blue Monday.
waht on earth was i drinking last night ?
it had been a long day,we went to a childhood friend's Memorium service then spent all afternoon in the pub.eventually got home at god know what am
oh well .i may be off out again soon as its bank holiday.see yous soon sheddies
i may do a shed game tommorrow as i will be off work
:D :D :D
:rip:
Steve Campbell wrote:
SISTER SHED wrote: Haha, anyone remember the scene in Full Monty when Dave walks outside to a shed and starts eating a Mars bar? Sheer class!
you have your MSN on fuckwitt? ;)
Yes. So what?
Jim Morrison
I'm drunk, I'm nobody I'm drunk, I'm famous I'm drunk, I'm dead.
big fat dead cunt in a bath.
Steve Campbell wrote: Jim Morrison
I'm drunk, I'm nobody I'm drunk, I'm famous I'm drunk, I'm dead.
big fat dead cunt in a bath.
No.
The Shedkeeper wrote:
SISTER SHED wrote: Haha, anyone remember the scene in Full Monty when Dave walks outside to a shed and starts eating a Mars bar? Sheer class!
never watched that film and don't reallu want to
Typical ignorant Brit, bah 
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I don't know any musicians who shot themselves besides Cobain. Who is it?
It's not someone who shot themselves. Think of alcohol.
Is alcohol the only cause of death, or is it with drugs? Is the musician you're talking about Keith Moon?
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Is alcohol the only cause of death?
Yes.
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Is the musician you're talking about Keith Moon?
No, but you're on the right track.
SISTER SHED wrote: Why is World (NO track) called World and what exactly is the price of love?
£1.99 from Sister Shag, Belgrade.
(free coke with this coupon)
/me slinks away before maya puts the puzzle down and hits refresh.
SHED wrote: bon scott
Well done.
Brilliant article in today's Sunday Herald about legendary AC/DC frontman Bon Scott and his birthplace Kirriemuir:
The quiet town of Kirriemuir is finally celebrating the dirty deeds of its legendary rock son, AC/DC’s Bon Scott
Tom Shields
KIRRIEMUIR is famous for its gingerbread. It is famous as the home of the creator of Peter Pan (that’s JM Barrie, by the way, and not Walt Disney). On Saturday, Kirriemuir celebrates the fact that it is the birthplace of Bon Scott, the late and great lead singer with AC/DC. An engraved paving stone will be unveiled in the town’s Cumberland Close hailing Ronald Belford “Bon” Scott (born Kirriemuir July 9, 1946) as the “world’s greatest rock’n’roll legend”. I am no expert on exactly where Bon Scott stands in the pantheon of rock singers, but AC/DC are in the top five best-selling bands of all time, which makes him famous enough to be getting on with.
Australia, where the Scott family emigrated to when Bon was only six, certainly holds him in high regard. His grave in Fremantle has been named a national heritage site, putting it up there with Ayers Rock and the Great Barrier Reef. Where the Aussies enthuse about Bon (the nickname is an abbreviation of Bonnie, as in Scotland) there is a hint of reticence in Kirriemuir. You get the feeling Scott is only on the B-list of well-known Kirriemarians and does not have access-all-areas.
The town is already on the literary map with Sir James Matthew Barrie, so why make a fuss about a rough rock singer? Bon was something of a bad boy. He did time in Fremantle prison and borstal for stealing petrol and giving a false name to the police. There was a spot of unlawful carnal knowledge along the way.
He was chucked out of the Australian army for being “socially maladjusted”. These are solid credentials for a rock singer on the Highway To Hell but unlikely to impress in doucest Angus. You can understand the reluctance of some Kirriemarians to buy into the AC/DC vision of rock as music “to fight, fornicate and drink by”. That phrase should contain a shorter F-word than fornicate, by the way.
Bon Scott and fellow AC/DC songwriters Angus and Malcom Young had a talent for penning louche lyrics. On their Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap LP there is a gem called Big Balls with this stanza: “Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress/But when they’re held for pleasure, they’re the balls that I like best/My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right/It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.”
This ditty is reminiscent of a far more famous filthy song, The Ball O’ Kirriemuir. You will recall the four-and-twenty virgins who came doon frae Inverness and when the ball was over there were four-and-twenty less. The ballad has many verses, almost all unprintable here, describing orgiastic behaviour worthy of a rock singer.
The song is apparently based on a ball at Kirriemuir which was in reality a pretty staid event. Over the years versifiers with vivid imaginations have speculated on how various trades people and residents might have behaved. We can’t do the verse about the village pervert who was only there to watch, but might get away with the village masochist. He was there, begging for a blow; the sadist merely looked at him and cruelly answered, No.
For a town whose motto is Jamais Arriere (never behind), Kirriemuir appears somewhat backwards at coming forward in the matter of exploiting its AC/DC connection. The town museum had an exhibition of Bon Scott memorabilia last year but there is little sign of ongoing catering for the increasing number of AC/DC fans who wend their way to Kirriemuir.
The location of Bon Scott’s family home, which would be a logical place of pilgrimage for rockers, is kept something of a secret. The current residents don’t relish the prospect of a constant stream of visitors to their door. The shop which once housed the Scott family bakery is now a clothing store and AC/DC aficionados are directed to it. The company specialises in T-shirt printing and embroidering but has shied away from doing Bon Scott items for fear of infringing copyright.
Now, if I were a Kirriemarian entrepreneur, I would be selling gingerbread in the shape of AC/DC’s striking logo. There would be Bon Scott T-shirts, kilts, bagpipes (he was a piper as well as a rocker) and sporrans. There would even be Bon Scott Big Haggis Balls.
There is a precedent. For last year’s exhibition, a local confectioner did a statue of Bon Scott in rock. There were also sticks of the stuff lettered with the words Let There Be Rock. The only AC/DC merchandising I saw on my wee trip to Kirrie was a Bon Scott engraved whisky glass – which is appropriate since he liked a drink.
Actually, drink was the death of him. He was found dead in the back seat of a car in London in 1980, having choked on his own vomit after a night on the tiles. It was a kind of Scottish, Australian, rock singer way to go. Kirriemuir is twinned with the French town of Volvic, renowned for its mineral water. If Bon had stuck to the Volvic, he might have been at next week’s unveiling. Then, in July, he would have been 60 and qualified for his bus pass.
The initiative to honour Bon came from Dave Milne, a rock fan who is a member of the Kirriemuir community council. The concept was born over a few pints with some fellow devotees of AC/DC. “I had the idea when we had the beer goggles on,” Dave admits, “but the morning after it still seemed like a good thing to go for.”
What pleases Dave Milne most is the way the youth of Kirriemuir have became involved in the Bon Scott memorial day. Seven local bands will play at the concerts in the town hall after the unveiling of the stone. There is a lively association called DD8 Music, named after the town’s postcode, dedicated to nurturing talent and ensuring that the quiet of Kirriemuir is occasionally rent with rock.
Dave Milne and his fellow rockers have been working on the Bon Scott project for a year. They appear to have sparked off a bit of memorial stone mania in Kirriemuir.
Three eminent Kirriemarians have been fast-tracked to be remembered ahead of Bon Scott. Paving stones were unveiled last Saturday in memory of Sir JM Barrie, Sir Charles Lyell and Sir Hugh Munro. Lyell was a botanist and geologist and mentor of Charles Darwin. Munro gave his name to those Scottish hills over 3000ft that climbers are so keen to bag.
So, when Bon Scott’s Caithness stone is installed, he will find himself surrounded by three old barts. It may be the Kirriemuir establishment’s way of keeping the rocker in his place.
We will leave the last words on Bon Scott to Glenn Baker, an Australian rock writer who knew the man and said: “Bon really was a sweet man. He was warm, friendly and uncommonly funny. He did not breathe fire, pluck wings off flies or eat children whole. And while his daunting stage persona of lascivious leers and blood curdling howls was by no means fraudulent, it was most certainly a professional cloak that could be worn at convenient moments.”
Bon was a caring man. His advice to Angus Young, lead guitarist with AC/DC, was: “Whatever I do, you don’t.” Angus is the wild-looking guy who wears a school uniform and thrashes about the stage. But he’s a quiet guy offstage who prefers a cup of tea to anything stronger.
As does his brother Malcolm, AC/DC rhythm guitarist. Angus and Malcolm were both born in Glasgow. Maybe we should do a plaque for them as well.
cheers shedsrus, that's the 1st decent pic of binoche I've ever seen :) She looks a lot better with longer hair
cheers shedsrus, that's the 1st decent pic of binoche I've ever seen She looks a lot better with longer hair
She's ace :sex: 
:D
Steve Campbell wrote: OK...greenland it is...if the track is still installed....i'll check.
No Bhutan I fear.
Glacier speedway Greenland: fantasy track by Greenland GPL player.
bloody hell, despite starting at the back of the grid on a track I've barely driven before, AND using a setup for Spa Francorchamps with a few transmission tweaks...I managed to win. Had a tough time with Sir Jack Brabham, they don't call the cunt black jack for nothing, he NEARLy had me off. Last 2 laps were a nightmare with at least 3 cars with mechanical trouble cruising round hoping to pick up points....rear ended two of them, one of whci bumped me down to 2nd for a lap....morons.
So where next?
(steve's on FIRE at the wheel tonight....not Nicki Lauda style tho)
good moring you lot. just woke up with another splitting headache. when will that crap stop?
come on people inspire me. Where shall i race.
So far tonight I have raced silverstone, Monza and Glacier and won all of them with no mechanical OR fuckwitt related retirements.
NOOLigan wrote: good moring you lot. just woke up with another splitting headache. when will that crap stop?
Same time I start sleeping right?
SHEDSRUS wrote: Chorley
Hmm, I have Thornham which is a round the houses track somewhere in Engerland, apart from that the closest track I have to Chorley is probably Oulton Park in Chessire.....both are hideous in 1967 cars.
Steve Campbell wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: good moring you lot. just woke up with another splitting headache. when will that crap stop?
Same time I start sleeping right?
nah its not you.
NOOLigan wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: good moring you lot. just woke up with another splitting headache. when will that crap stop?
Same time I start sleeping right?
nah its not you.
not really what I meant..i meant...fuck knows.
Gonna do one for Ron....Bathurst, Mount Panorama, a true aussie legend....killed at least 2 f1 drivers with HEART ATTACKS!!!!
(it's either that or one of Germany's sadistic tracks and I'm in no mood)
Steve Campbell wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: good moring you lot. just woke up with another splitting headache. when will that crap stop?
Same time I start sleeping right?
nah its not you.
not really what I meant..i meant...fuck knows.
i can handle your crap. :D
well thanks alot.evening all :hatoff:
i've been into town tonight and everyone was really serious.maybe they should get a shed and chill the fuck out/
all these young people ,so desperate to get across that they are into The Killers
ahhh reminds me of being 16 again and going out in my New Order 1984 Summer tour t shirt to try and prove soemthing heh heh the innocence of youth,bless
I used to have the poster circa 1987....dunno WTF happened to it....like most of my NO stuff, destroyed by an unbeliever probably.
i was with some mates near barcalona in summer 83(ish) and new order were on in an ampi-theatre in barca--couldnt get there but when leaving i climbed and nicked the wall flyer..where's that gone lol. all all drifts away
Steve Campbell wrote: I used to have the poster circa 1987....dunno WTF happened to it....like most of my NO stuff, destroyed by an unbeliever probably.
cambo are you in chatroom?
was still in chatroom at 4.30. no-one in, its not a problem because i was in there all this year anyway alone,until it became trendy.so this is much better now.nice n sleezy does it.ha. i am sneeking around outside your sheds wishing i had one myself
it would seem there's actually a time between australia,uk.and everywhere else when no-one is on this site.i can tell you its now,5.20 england time.i can run wild now then
NOOLigan wrote: good moring you lot. just woke up with another splitting headache. when will that crap stop?
Sorry to hear that, Ron. That's an awful way to start the morning...
:(
Shed Peel wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: good moring you lot. just woke up with another splitting headache. when will that crap stop?
Sorry to hear that, Ron. That's an awful way to start the morning...
:(
HI :)
bansheeman wrote:
Shed Peel wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: good moring you lot. just woke up with another splitting headache. when will that crap stop?
Sorry to hear that, Ron. That's an awful way to start the morning...
:(
HI :)
I'm beginning to think that you are not sober, bansheeman.
Steve Campbell wrote: Gonna do one for Ron....Bathurst, Mount Panorama, a true aussie legend....killed at least 2 f1 drivers with HEART ATTACKS!!!!
(it's either that or one of Germany's sadistic tracks and I'm in no mood)
do as peter brock in a holden V8 commodore. he won that the bathurst 1000 about 9 times. 10 times if you cout theat time in th e2 liters.
Shed Peel wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: good moring you lot. just woke up with another splitting headache. when will that crap stop?
Sorry to hear that, Ron. That's an awful way to start the morning...
:(
thanks M. I'm much better now. I even survived work quite well.
Stand in yer Shed, they are great for curing headaches. The same way that Pyramids sharpen Razor Blades :)
SHEDSRUS wrote: Stand in yer Shed, they are great for curing headaches. The same way that Pyramids sharpen Razor Blades :)
the rain on the tin roof won't help.
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ah crap. i just googled that.
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