SHED UP AND POST
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Morning/Evening Shedheads...
What has happened to the this place - someone has been stealing all the posts... Careful or the shed may collapse! Disappointed to hear talk of serious discussion in the Shed - good job we have a green-fingered Moderator to sort this nonsense out... Would anyone care to enlighten me on the despicable deeds which seem to have been perpetrated in the Chatroom? It sounds like a dark and deangerous place! 
SHEDi xxx
Time for Shed wrote: Ground and Ground
I just can't help thinking What you've done to me You built me a Shed and tore it right down In front of me And you think you know what's going on You keep telling me my gardens wrong I don't care about your needs 'Cause if you mess with me I'll give yer garden weeds
The greehouse you see was on sale you see It's for plants to be grown, take to events to be shown And the Ivy grows wild And the gates needs to be oiled
You think I am lazy, but what can I do I saving myself, and my money To buy and build a shed, yeah it's true (I save my money, baby) Now you can't tell me to put ronseal on You spout off at me, like you are my mom What does your lawn need, that special grass seed Now you really know? cause yer grass don't grow
The greehouse you see was on sale you see It's for plants to be grown, take to events to be shown And the Ivy grows wild And the gates needs to be oiled
The greehouse you see was on sale you see It's for plants to be grown, take to events to be shown And the Ivy grows wild And the gates needs to be oiled
Superb, Mike... Maybe we should comission Saville to produce a sculpture of Mick for the cover?
SHEDi xxx
Superb, Mike... Maybe we should comission Saville to produce a sculpture of Mick for the cover?
Quality 
Time for Shed wrote:
Superb, Mike... Maybe we should comission Saville to produce a sculpture of Mick for the cover?
Quality
Bound to be a classic, an abstract sculpture of an ABSTRACT lifeform 
Shedkey
Once in a while I weed till ten So why won't you let me grow clover There's just some nettles in your lawn But sometimes we can't find the mower
Maybe we could find a fork Eliminate the need for work We'd do everything we said A party in the garden shed
We could break every tool Anytime we wanted to Don't be afraid to dig instead Let's defend the garden shed
I want to be out on the grass Instead of on my lazy ass Tell me I'm wrong, you know you oughta Plant a tree and I will water
Maybe we could find a hoe To turn the soil and help things grow Recreate for me and you A pergola just for two
We could break every tool Anytime we wanted to Don't be afraid to dig instead Lets defend the garden shed
Elevate those little seeds Eliminate the nasty weeds
SHEDi xxx
Steve Campbell wrote:
Time for Shed wrote: Groo Bag ? Great for the Garden !
Not quite....but I wonder if you can compost old PC's? :D
Groo the wanderer? Hes quality 
Edit: Spacing
Not so bad, Sheddo... Summer has officially started for me now - no more exams to administer, exam groups go on study leave very soon, weather's good and FA Cup final is only 48 hours away...
SHEDi xxx
Sadly, not... I have a class in a minute, so will have to actually do some work... 
- it's a hard life...
SHEDi xxx
I shall speak to School management and demand that they change the timings of lessons to fit in with when you're in the Shed, Fay... Bloody inconsiderate of them to make it this way, if you ask me... 
SHEDi xxx
SHEDimon wrote: Would anyone care to enlighten me on the despicable deeds which seem to have been perpetrated in the Chatroom? It sounds like a dark and deangerous place!
SHEDi xxx
It's not a dark and dangerous place... just be careful with whom you talk shed, and you'll be fine
Steve Campbell wrote:
Time for Shed wrote: Groo Bag ? Great for the Garden !
Not quite....but I wonder if you can compost old PC's? :D
hmmm, and if so, how many turns in the compost heap are required?
Good morning fellow Sheds!
It's another beautiful day here... I think another walk outside in the fields is in order...
Shed Peel wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Time for Shed wrote: Groo Bag ? Great for the Garden !
Not quite....but I wonder if you can compost old PC's? :D
hmmm, and if so, how many turns in the compost heap are required?
Once every 20 mins for winboxen once every 20 months for penguin boxen.
Still no nearer the cause of the trouble either. Left it off while I slept this morning and it failed instantly, then got all nice again. Both HD's when interrogated with smart tools, report that they had traumatic childhoods with a lot of errors logged in their first few hours of life (that would be some ganch turning his newly modified PC off and on while screwing up an installation) and plain saling ever since. none of the engineering telltales have tripped on either drive. I even disconnected the older drive this morning as my system does not live on it, just mp3's and stuff, and the new drive did the same failure. Given that the AGP slot on the mobo is right and wonky too, I think there is either a crack in the board or perhaps something behind it shorting it, it's all i can think of. Although I cannot discount the power supply. It's deeply frustrating. I have a plan tho. if I recompile my linux kernel with EVERTYHING enabled as a module, or at least everything that is in the wndows machine. Then if the current linux box finally dies I can transplant it's mind into the body of the windows one, I use grub as a bootloader and it's easily hacked at runtime to account for the moving of device numbers.
frustrated of bangor.
Got home from work earlier and in the garden Everything had gone green:) Lovely
But i'm finding that the lawn requires a weekly mow this year.I'm not very happy about that:\ohwell: I only mowed 3 times in total ALL last summer.Already this year i have mowed it that amount of times and it's not even flamimg June yet!
What's going on???? Do you find this problem too? too much rain followed by hot sunny days?
I may have to patio it over at this rate.That'll teach em.
I was thinking today - how about some Shed badges for the New Order summer dates?? What do you think? there could be a picture of a shed with soemthing like "NEW ORDER SHEDKINGS 2006" written on it.Or "Barney's Mowers"
Any other ideas welcome:D
Unfortunately i don't have the resources to pay for a batch but maybe we could club together
In other news, sorry to see Boro get stuffed last night.Sevilla realy were a superior side weren't they:\ohwell:
Commissarations to Boatraceface
laters dudes
Just cooking up a Pork Chop here.May have to get a bottle of wine to supplement .
What are you having? 
sPOKE TO DODGY tonight!Diggy i mean.He is FINE TIME.having a beer in my front GARDEN.Son is on the decks.PIZZA and GARLIC BREAD for snack.May have some GOOD news soon!
Evening SHEDHEADS
NEW SHED THREAD TONIGHT 9pm
Is this a watershed POST then?
Steve Campbell wrote:
Shed Peel wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Time for Shed wrote: Groo Bag ? Great for the Garden !
Not quite....but I wonder if you can compost old PC's? :D
hmmm, and if so, how many turns in the compost heap are required?
Once every 20 mins for winboxen once every 20 months for penguin boxen.
Still no nearer the cause of the trouble either. Left it off while I slept this morning and it failed instantly, then got all nice again. Both HD's when interrogated with smart tools, report that they had traumatic childhoods with a lot of errors logged in their first few hours of life (that would be some ganch turning his newly modified PC off and on while screwing up an installation) and plain saling ever since. none of the engineering telltales have tripped on either drive. I even disconnected the older drive this morning as my system does not live on it, just mp3's and stuff, and the new drive did the same failure. Given that the AGP slot on the mobo is right and wonky too, I think there is either a crack in the board or perhaps something behind it shorting it, it's all i can think of. Although I cannot discount the power supply. It's deeply frustrating. I have a plan tho. if I recompile my linux kernel with EVERTYHING enabled as a module, or at least everything that is in the wndows machine. Then if the current linux box finally dies I can transplant it's mind into the body of the windows one, I use grub as a bootloader and it's easily hacked at runtime to account for the moving of device numbers.
frustrated of bangor.
Oh dear. Well, at least you have a good shed plan! It's a pity it wasn't the windows box that died...
Hello everyone.
Thought it was gonna be a bad day today from the start, cos I was sat on the bus talkin to the mintest person then the bottle of lucozade I bought in the petrol station decided to explode all over me when I opened it....so that was pretty annoying, funny though
Got to school and it was actually a pretty good day, aside from the fact I smelt of lovely orange lucozade. Scored a mint goal in football, in off the post from a free kick check me out :D Also did a really class save diving down to my left, it was special. Can't wait to play again tomorrow.
Decided to ask around a few of my mates to see if anyone can sing at all, and I got a few of my mates that think they can, so when the band gets some stuff or at least nails some covers I reckon it would be good to give them a shot at singing, like an audition, then I can just rip them apart like Cowell 
Hope all is well....just about to go and buy my tea from the chippy 
Still can't get over what happened in the shedroom with a certain Comrade and a certain Coz-ster 
State of Love and Trust wrote: Hello everyone.
Thought it was gonna be a bad day today from the start, cos I was sat on the bus talkin to the mintest person then the bottle of lucozade I bought in the petrol station decided to explode all over me when I opened it....so that was pretty annoying, funny though
Got to school and it was actually a pretty good day, aside from the fact I smelt of lovely orange lucozade. Scored a mint goal in football, in off the post from a free kick check me out :D Also did a really class save diving down to my left, it was special. Can't wait to play again tomorrow.
Decided to ask around a few of my mates to see if anyone can sing at all, and I got a few of my mates that think they can, so when the band gets some stuff or at least nails some covers I reckon it would be good to give them a shot at singing, like an audition, then I can just rip them apart like Cowell
Hope all is well....just about to go and buy my tea from the chippy
Still can't get over what happened in the shedroom with a certain Comrade and a certain Coz-ster
Yer an evil wee bugger aren't ya
Even better, get the old fella to sit in on the audition to, A. put the shits up them. And B. spot wanker traits, he's worked with a lot of bands, some of whom have quite objectionable singers tho I can't think of any names off hand ;)
PS...coulda been worse, the lucazade could have rendered the mint companion orange and sticky too ;)
True that the lucozade could have covered her instead of me....I'm glad it didn't, but she would still look really really really really mint even if it did 
