The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers......

The most wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things. Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs. They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! But the most wonderful things about Tiggers is, I'm the only one. Oh, III'm the only one!

T.I.G.G ERRR = TIGGER

You are a complete nutter, fantastic. Beware though, you may well get blasted for posting utter shite, if you do, retreat to the Shed, where all will be appreciated.

i doubt very much that this lady Smurf has blue skin. an imposter? a current NOOLEr who's logged on as someone new????

J.A.K wrote: i doubt very much that this lady Smurf has blue skin. an imposter? a current NOOLEr who's logged on as someone new????

Well if they really had blue skin- they'd probably be dead, or close

Er, the Shed may be too conservative for this type of lunacy - try the Chatroom instead...

SHEDi xxx

J.A.K wrote: i doubt very much that this lady Smurf has blue skin. an imposter? a current NOOLEr who's logged on as someone new????

I hate to disappoint - but I am indeed a newy!! Does paranoia run through those veins????

Lucyjane wrote: You are a complete nutter, fantastic. Beware though, you may well get blasted for posting utter shite, if you do, retreat to the Shed, where all will be appreciated.

But there is shite, and there is good shite -

Or even paranoia!!! I get the impression that you have been a lurker for a while though, judging by certain comments made on previous threads. You seem to be "aware" of certain individuals

Lucyjane wrote: Or even paranoia!!! I get the impression that you have been a lurker for a while though, judging by certain comments made on previous threads. You seem to be "aware" of certain individuals

Always be prepared !

Bonzette wrote:

J.A.K wrote: i doubt very much that this lady Smurf has blue skin. an imposter? a current NOOLEr who's logged on as someone new????

Well if they really had blue skin- they'd probably be dead, or close

true

Smurfy wrote:

Lucyjane wrote: Or even paranoia!!! I get the impression that you have been a lurker for a while though, judging by certain comments made on previous threads. You seem to be "aware" of certain individuals

Always be prepared !

maybe its the "ette" when you put your mouse on the smurfgirl, that's the dead giveaway.

now, where have I seen "ette" before?

J.A.K wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

Lucyjane wrote: Or even paranoia!!! I get the impression that you have been a lurker for a while though, judging by certain comments made on previous threads. You seem to be "aware" of certain individuals

Always be prepared !

maybe its the "ette" when you put your mouse on the smurfgirl, that's the dead giveaway.

now, where have I seen "ette" before?

You are so wrong - you do not know of me - yet?

J.A.K wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

Lucyjane wrote: Or even paranoia!!! I get the impression that you have been a lurker for a while though, judging by certain comments made on previous threads. You seem to be "aware" of certain individuals

Always be prepared !

maybe its the "ette" when you put your mouse on the smurfgirl, that's the dead giveaway.

now, where have I seen "ette" before?

Hold up a minute.

I got enough things to do now i've joined my "how to be a good english parent" classes, than try and pretend to be 2 people????

WTF?

Must be a fan???

Was that whole parenting comment on the other thread addressed at you! If it was...would probably include me an' all. Lots of preparation for Liverpool then!!!

Lucyjane wrote: Was that whole parenting comment on the other thread addressed at you! If it was...would probably include me an' all. Lots of preparation for Liverpool then!!!

J.A.K wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

Lucyjane wrote: Or even paranoia!!! I get the impression that you have been a lurker for a while though, judging by certain comments made on previous threads. You seem to be "aware" of certain individuals

Always be prepared !

maybe its the "ette" when you put your mouse on the smurfgirl, that's the dead giveaway.

now, where have I seen "ette" before?

FFS Kershaw, we know you like Bonz, but yer starting to get obsessed mate, seeing her face on every street corner, hearing her voice on the wind, seeing her post under other names.

FFS smurfette is the wee blue lassie's correct name, you insane scouser ;)

Oi I am original - and it's Smurfy by the way!!!:) :) :)

Smurfy wrote: Oi I am original - and it's Smurfy by the way!!!:) :) :)

yeah, we know YOU are smurfy, I was pointing out that in the excellent television cartoon show about self same wee blue buggers, her name was smurfette, thereby proving K.A.K is out of his loaf. QED

Steve Campbell wrote:

Smurfy wrote: Oi I am original - and it's Smurfy by the way!!!:) :) :)

yeah, we know YOU are smurfy, I was pointing out that in the excellent television cartoon show about self same wee blue buggers, her name was smurfette, thereby proving K.A.K is out of his loaf. QED

What about the excellence of wee Tiggers???? They are wonderful things you know - and go bouncy, bouncy, bouncy!!:D

SHEDimon wrote: Er, the Shed may be too conservative for this type of lunacy - try the Chatroom instead...

Please, don't!

Awwwww Maya, we'll all still love you, even if there IS another giberingly insane woman in the room ;)

Steve Campbell wrote: Awwwww Maya, we'll all still love you, even if there IS another giberingly insane woman in the room ;)

I never said you wouldn't

Steve Campbell wrote: Awwwww Maya, we'll all still love you, even if there IS another giberingly insane woman in the room ;)

And you love it, don't ya, don't ya, don't ya??

Steve Campbell wrote:

Smurfy wrote: Oi I am original - and it's Smurfy by the way!!!:) :) :)

yeah, we know YOU are smurfy, I was pointing out that in the excellent television cartoon show about self same wee blue buggers, her name was smurfette, thereby proving K.A.K is out of his loaf. QED

way Ste!! no way!

our kid who's 23 grew up with the Smurfs, including that twat Gargamel, aka Dastardly. so i know.

eh!!! less of the K. more of the J

Smurfy wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Awwwww Maya, we'll all still love you, even if there IS another giberingly insane woman in the room ;)

And you love it, don't ya, don't ya, don't ya??

Newbie my arse, bet you are someone we all know well pretending to be someone else hee hee

Smurfy wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Smurfy wrote: Oi I am original - and it's Smurfy by the way!!!:) :) :)

yeah, we know YOU are smurfy, I was pointing out that in the excellent television cartoon show about self same wee blue buggers, her name was smurfette, thereby proving K.A.K is out of his loaf. QED

What about the excellence of wee Tiggers???? They are wonderful things you know - and go bouncy, bouncy, bouncy!!:D

Nobody seen the Tigger Movie? Tigger is 'the onliest one' after all...

LOL ooooooh get you! My dear girl there are woman of quite extraordinary insanity frequenting this website, you'll need to be a basket case just to get noticed, never mind loved

SISTER SHED wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Awwwww Maya, we'll all still love you, even if there IS another giberingly insane woman in the room ;)

And you love it, don't ya, don't ya, don't ya??

Newbie my arse, bet you are someone we all know well pretending to be someone else hee hee

I think Aunt May is right as usual ;)

What makes you think it's a woman? Could well be JSB in disguise

Steve Campbell wrote:

I think Aunt May is right as usual ;)

6th sense never lies

Steve Campbell wrote: LOL ooooooh get you! My dear girl there are woman of quite extraordinary insanity frequenting this website, you'll need to be a basket case just to get noticed, never mind loved

ey - I might just have to show my face at a gathering soon!! :D

its a fella.

SISTER SHED wrote: What makes you think it's a woman? Could well be JSB in disguise

Hey I thought my gender was agreed yesterday (just how can I prove it - hee hee?)- 100% woman!

Oh the wonderful thing about Tiggers is, Tiggers are wonderful chaps. They're loaded with vim and vigor. They love to leap in your lap. They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy, Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is....... III'm the only one!

Always been more of an Eyoar (sp?) man myself.

Smurfy wrote:

SISTER SHED wrote: What makes you think it's a woman? Could well be JSB in disguise

Hey I thought my gender was agreed yesterday (just how can I prove it - hee hee?)- 100% woman!

easy!

if you've got nice two lumps of fat on your chest, post a pic.

she's taken off her xxx signiture.

J.A.K wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

SISTER SHED wrote: What makes you think it's a woman? Could well be JSB in disguise

Hey I thought my gender was agreed yesterday (just how can I prove it - hee hee?)- 100% woman!

easy!

if you've got nice two lumps of fat on your chest, post a pic.

Perhaps not in an open forum eh (but I do have piccies already on my phone - hehe).

Smurfy wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

SISTER SHED wrote: What makes you think it's a woman? Could well be JSB in disguise

Hey I thought my gender was agreed yesterday (just how can I prove it - hee hee?)- 100% woman!

easy!

if you've got nice two lumps of fat on your chest, post a pic.

Perhaps not in an open forum eh (but I do have piccies already on my phone - hehe).

Laters Smurfy.

I'm out of here for a bit.

Smurfy wrote: Oh the wonderful thing about Tiggers is, Tiggers are wonderful chaps. They're loaded with vim and vigor. They love to leap in your lap. They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy, Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is....... III'm the only one!

Er.....

Bonzette wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

SISTER SHED wrote: What makes you think it's a woman? Could well be JSB in disguise

Hey I thought my gender was agreed yesterday (just how can I prove it - hee hee?)- 100% woman!

easy!

if you've got nice two lumps of fat on your chest, post a pic.

Perhaps not in an open forum eh (but I do have piccies already on my phone - hehe).

Laters Smurfy.

I'm out of here for a bit.

Seeya Bonzy - be good!

She always is :D

The most wonderful thing about Smurfies, is Smurfies are wonderful things. Their chests are very much filled out, and they like to test out bed springs. They are naughty, horny, friendly, bouncy, Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! But the most wonderful thing about Smurfies, IIIIs I'm the only one.

Oh I am the only one

definitely a geezah ;)

I agree, sorry Smurfy!!

Smurfy wrote: The most wonderful thing about Smurfies, is Smurfies are wonderful things. Their chests are very much filled out, and they like to test out bed springs. They are naughty, horny, friendly, bouncy, Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! But the most wonderful thing about Smurfies, IIIIs I'm the only one.

Oh I am the only one

Had me worried for a moment...!

Steve Campbell wrote: definitely a geezah ;)

Smurfy wrote: The most wonderful thing about Smurfies, is Smurfies are wonderful things. Their chests are very much filled out, and they like to test out bed springs. They are naughty, horny, friendly, bouncy, Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! But the most wonderful thing about Smurfies, IIIIs I'm the only one.

Oh I am the only one

Oh fuckinell. ere we go again

and a housemartins fan too (fun fun fun)

Steve Campbell wrote: definitely a geezah ;)

Maybe somebody should Google 'andrea clarke ilt training'......just to be sure!

That's very naughty

Steve Lea wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: definitely a geezah ;)

Maybe somebody should Google 'andrea clarke ilt training'......just to be sure!

ooooh last of the great detectives - got a nice mac for flashing?????:D

Well it is her email address Jem ;)

OK, the email and the person are real, but that means nothing, it could still be "Andrea"'s 49 yrold truck driver brother logged in as her.

Anyway, I hope she turns out true, there's ALWAYS room for one more gibbering female on here

Steve Campbell wrote: Well it is her email address Jem ;)

OK, the email and the person are real, but that means nothing, it could still be "Andrea"'s 49 yrold truck driver brother logged in as her.

Anyway, I hope she turns out true, there's ALWAYS room for one more gibbering female on here

oi - less of the 49

Steve Campbell wrote: Always been more of an Eyoar (sp?) man myself.

Yeah, i agree and she's obviously not right in the head.

... And nor am i!

Smurfy wrote:

Steve Lea wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: definitely a geezah ;)

Maybe somebody should Google 'andrea clarke ilt training'......just to be sure!

ooooh last of the great detectives - got a nice mac for flashing?????:D

Well you dont read your sodding e-mail do yer?!

Dont do macs, pc for me...:D

Steve Lea wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: definitely a geezah ;)

Maybe somebody should Google 'andrea clarke ilt training'......just to be sure!

210 Church Road, Leyton. is that the geezer?

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Yeah, i agree and she's obviously not right in the head.

... And nor am i!

J.A.K wrote:

Steve Lea wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: definitely a geezah ;)

Maybe somebody should Google 'andrea clarke ilt training'......just to be sure!

210 Church Road, Leyton. is that the geezer?

OI mate

Steve Lea wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

Steve Lea wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: definitely a geezah ;)

Maybe somebody should Google 'andrea clarke ilt training'......just to be sure!

ooooh last of the great detectives - got a nice mac for flashing?????:D

Well you dont read your sodding e-mail do yer?!

Dont do macs, pc for me...:D

Well some people might get the address a bit wrong!!!:)

J.A.K wrote:

Steve Lea wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: definitely a geezah ;)

Maybe somebody should Google 'andrea clarke ilt training'......just to be sure!

210 Church Road, Leyton. is that the geezer?

for fuck's sake Kershaw way to welcome the newbie.

Dude, this is not cool.

thanks for puutin me straight then.

J.A.K wrote: thanks for puutin me straight then.

4 years in Borstal couldn't do that

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

J.A.K wrote: thanks for puutin me straight then.

4 years in Borstal couldn't do that

Quite the reverse in fact, all boys together and all :D

WHY! did I have to look in this thread

Now I'll be singing that Tigger song all day

Thanks Smurfy

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: WHY! did I have to look in this thread

Now I'll be singing that Tigger song all day

Thanks Smurfy

Sorry mate - Iv'e had this in my head for 2 weeks - save meeeeee!:)

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: WHY! did I have to look in this thread

Now I'll be singing that Tigger song all day

Thanks Smurfy

It will make a change from "Happy Birthday" today though won't it?!

Steve Lea wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: WHY! did I have to look in this thread

Now I'll be singing that Tigger song all day

Thanks Smurfy

It will make a change from "Happy Birthday" today though won't it?!

We could do "Happy Birthday to TIGGER!". Then again perhaps not. :)

There is a place for all this shite, and it ain't here. Get in the fookin' shed!