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ever do the wild thing at work?

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  • of course! 3 (23%)

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Define 'wild thing' :evil4:

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Assuming your meaning is rude, NO!

My colleagues all have three heads, so rohypnol would have to be involved.

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I work for my self - no employees, so . . .

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CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I work for my self - no employees, so . . .

every day then?

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ChrissMari wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I work for my self - no employees, so . . .

every day then?

at least!:lol:

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I work with blokes only:(

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Boatraceface wrote: I work with blokes only:(

So........??? What's your excuse?? :evil4:

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Nearly... but we lost our bottle!

If you're the deputy PM of Britain you can do it at work as much as you want and still keep your job!

:ignore:

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CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I work for my self - no employees, so . . .

sly wank in the bogs then?

:rofl:

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at work??? how the hell would I get her drunk first???

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Ways to redeem yourself on NOOL number 13: post a flirty sexual thread LOL

At my place of gainful employment, the options are a bunch of horrid chav pigs or Leanne and she's far too much the lady for a quicky in the gents (with me anyway :D )

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J.A.K wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I work for my self - no employees, so . . .

sly wank in the bogs then?

:rofl:

Thats me sussed:wink3:

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Steve Campbell wrote: Ways to redeem yourself on NOOL number 13: post a flirty sexual thread LOL

no way I posted it to annoy.. :(

don't need redemption from a bunch of cnuts

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Pat McCrotch wrote: at work??? how the hell would I get her drunk first???

roofie in the coffee

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ChrissMari wrote:

Pat McCrotch wrote: at work??? how the hell would I get her drunk first???

roofie in the coffee

ahhhhh...the voice of wisdom speaks again!!!

:D

or should I just ask if you would like a cup of this coffee that Stephanie just brewed???

:shrug:

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ChrissMari wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Ways to redeem yourself on NOOL number 13: post a flirty sexual thread LOL

no way I posted it to annoy.. :(

don't need redemption from a bunch of cnuts

LOL...henry Kissinger with tits. :banghead: anyway I never said you SOUGHT it did i.

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Steve Campbell wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Ways to redeem yourself on NOOL number 13: post a flirty sexual thread LOL

no way I posted it to annoy.. :(

don't need redemption from a bunch of cnuts

LOL...henry Kissinger with tits. :banghead: anyway I never said you SOUGHT it did i.

true dat

actually someone who's blog i read posted this same question so i was curious

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considering my job...erm, NO!

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ChrissMari wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Ways to redeem yourself on NOOL number 13: post a flirty sexual thread LOL

no way I posted it to annoy.. :(

don't need redemption from a bunch of cnuts

LOL...henry Kissinger with tits. :banghead: anyway I never said you SOUGHT it did i.

true dat

actually someone who's blog i read posted this same question so i was curious

Oh, and count me among the cunts please.

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AgentWood wrote: considering my job...erm, NO!

no hot male teachers at your school???

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AgentWood wrote: considering my job...erm, NO!

you need a gig in a college teaching the football team to read :D Sorted :thumb:

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Pat McCrotch wrote:

AgentWood wrote: considering my job...erm, NO!

no hot male teachers at your school???

one. :blush:

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AgentWood wrote:

Pat McCrotch wrote:

AgentWood wrote: considering my job...erm, NO!

no hot male teachers at your school???

one. :blush:

so the possibility does exist???

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AgentWood wrote: considering my job...erm, NO!

every boy's dream! :evil4: :evil4:

I know there were teachers when i wasin school knocking each other off.

I imagine it's even more frowned upon now though

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No chance at our place. Cameras everywhere. I know of a couple (male and female) who were 'asked to resign' for simply going into a handicapped loo after hours and remaining in there for a good 20mins or so. Who's to say what they were up to? Said cameras also recorded (and then were used in a subsequent prosecution) of a bloke in flats opposite our building who would regularly expose himself at his window to the female head of our SAP team.

Mind, I know someone here who was dustbin-linered when he sent a joke email to the wrong person (our email system fills names out using intellisense so you can make mistakes) and they complained. His feet never touched the ground.

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Al Jarvis wrote: No chance at our place. Cameras everywhere. I know of a couple (male and female) who were 'asked to resign' for simply going into a handicapped loo after hours and remaining in there for a good 20mins or so. Who's to say what they were up to? Said cameras also recorded (and then were used in a subsequent prosecution) of a bloke in flats opposite our building who would regularly expose himself at his window to the female head of our SAP team.

Mind, I know someone here who was dustbin-linered when he sent a joke email to the wrong person (our email system fills names out using intellisense so you can make mistakes) and they complained. His feet never touched the ground.

I'm pretty sure that's what would happen here.. minus the cameras

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CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I work for my self - no employees, so . . .

Same here.

So I play loud music, and drink beer everyday in my office! :spit:

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Rian wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I work for my self - no employees, so . . .

Same here.

So I play loud music, and drink beer everyday in my office! :spit:

Guinness pint glass here in my hand at the moment! :beer:

Its filled with fruit juices tho:cry: often have to drive to a customer at 5 minutes notice, so no being drunk on the job here:(

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No, no, no. That's one of the golden rules in my book.

Emma

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CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

Rian wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I work for my self - no employees, so . . .

Same here.

So I play loud music, and drink beer everyday in my office! :spit:

Guinness pint glass here in my hand at the moment! :beer:

Its filled with fruit juices tho:cry: often have to drive to a customer at 5 minutes notice, so no being drunk on the job here:(

What kind of a job do you have?

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Rian wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

Rian wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I work for my self - no employees, so . . .

Same here.

So I play loud music, and drink beer everyday in my office! :spit:

Guinness pint glass here in my hand at the moment! :beer:

Its filled with fruit juices tho:cry: often have to drive to a customer at 5 minutes notice, so no being drunk on the job here:(

What kind of a job do you have?

Here: Me Job Thats what I do

What about you?

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it never came up. i would never do it awork anyway.

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Shed Peel wrote: No, no, no. That's one of the golden rules in my book.

Emma

Good rule. :thumb:

Pity I learned it the hard way. :evil4:

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Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Shed Peel wrote: No, no, no. That's one of the golden rules in my book.

Emma

Good rule. :thumb:

Pity I learned it the hard way. :evil4:

Don't piss in yer nest!
:evil4:

Comrade, you should have some interesting memoirs I suspect..

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Not during working hours.............

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I never wanted to fuck anyone I worked with.

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Fay wrote: I never wanted to fuck anyone I worked with.

You should try f@*king someone, getting them a job where you work and then breaking up - I recommend this to everyone for the ultimate head f@*k! :(

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Smurfy wrote:

Fay wrote: I never wanted to fuck anyone I worked with.

You should try f@*king someone, getting them a job where you work and then breaking up - I recommend this to everyone for the ultimate head f@*k! :(

:uhoh: :crazy:

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Smurfy wrote:

Fay wrote: I never wanted to fuck anyone I worked with.

You should try f@*king someone, getting them a job where you work and then breaking up - I recommend this to everyone for the ultimate head f@*k! :(

There's a story there!

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Smurfy wrote:

Fay wrote: I never wanted to fuck anyone I worked with.

You should try f@*king someone, getting them a job where you work and then breaking up - I recommend this to everyone for the ultimate head f@*k! :(

Couldn't you just transfer to another branch of McDonald's?! :shrug:

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

Fay wrote: I never wanted to fuck anyone I worked with.

You should try f@*king someone, getting them a job where you work and then breaking up - I recommend this to everyone for the ultimate head f@*k! :(

Couldn't you just transfer to another branch of McDonald's?! :shrug:

you'd think.

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ChrissMari wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

Fay wrote: I never wanted to fuck anyone I worked with.

You should try f@*king someone, getting them a job where you work and then breaking up - I recommend this to everyone for the ultimate head f@*k! :(

Couldn't you just transfer to another branch of McDonald's?! :shrug:

you'd think.

:lol: oh I wondered when you'd come crawling out from under your rock :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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Smurfy wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

Fay wrote: I never wanted to fuck anyone I worked with.

You should try f@*king someone, getting them a job where you work and then breaking up - I recommend this to everyone for the ultimate head f@*k! :(

Couldn't you just transfer to another branch of McDonald's?! :shrug:

you'd think.

:lol: oh I wondered when you'd come crawling out from under your rock :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

um, right :nuts: :rolleyes:

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never at my work.

have at an ex's once. on her bosses desk.

:thumb:

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eeeeeewwwww, hope you cleaned up afterwards :D

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CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

Rian wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

Rian wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I work for my self - no employees, so . . .

Same here.

So I play loud music, and drink beer everyday in my office! :spit:

Guinness pint glass here in my hand at the moment! :beer:

Its filled with fruit juices tho:cry: often have to drive to a customer at 5 minutes notice, so no being drunk on the job here:(

What kind of a job do you have?

Here: Me Job Thats what I do

What about you?

Computer consultant, salesman and technician. I also install the compter that I've sold.

Very free and nice. And no boss, except for my wife. :shrug:

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Rian wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

Rian wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

Rian wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: I work for my self - no employees, so . . .

Same here.

So I play loud music, and drink beer everyday in my office! :spit:

Guinness pint glass here in my hand at the moment! :beer:

Its filled with fruit juices tho:cry: often have to drive to a customer at 5 minutes notice, so no being drunk on the job here:(

What kind of a job do you have?

Here: Me Job Thats what I do

What about you?

Computer consultant, salesman and technician. I also install the compter that I've sold.

Very free and nice. And no boss, except for my wife. :shrug:

Same here, wife & kids tell me when I can work & when i have to stop.

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