The Shed

Welcome to the Garden of Eden, complete with Shed.

We will have some new Shed Concepts on this Shed thread starting with ;

Top 3 things to keep in a Shed

Mine.

1. BBQ Coal
2. Watering Can
3. Garden Table Umbrella

let me be the first poster in here.

1 lawnmower 2 wheel barrow 3 spade

Welcome Ron

Time for Shed wrote: Welcome Ron

thanks diggy.

Lawn Strimmer Buckets Tools

1. Soil grill
2. dunk tank for big plants. 3.rotavator

2. dunk tank for big plants.

Sounds like an ORB track

Garden of Eden??

Well ,would you Adam & Eve it!!!!????

Well ,would you Adam & Eve it!!!!????

Ace

when i the first official shed nude day?

when i the first official shed nude day?

JULY 1st

i have a video for you all taped on my new phone.

oh boy you'll love it

Beer EX WIVES corpses TROWEL:D

I have a video for you all taped on my new phone.

Please explain

in the garden of eden honey ....... .

ChrissMari wrote: i have a video for you all taped on my new phone.

oh boy you'll love it

of you building your shed?

What's all this about HP SAUCE moving their factory to Holland?

set yer videos folks ,4.10am ITV -Britains Best Back Gardens:D

set yer videos folks ,4.10am ITV -Britains Best Back Gardens

Cheers, Hard Drive recorder Set

Time for Shed wrote:

set yer videos folks ,4.10am ITV -Britains Best Back Gardens

Cheers, Hard Drive recorder Set

ahm thanks mike. i try and spend as little time as possible doing the gardening. there are better things in life.

Shedkeeper wrote: What's all this about HP SAUCE moving their factory to Holland?

Excuse my ignorance but where's the factory now?

Excuse my ignorance but where's the factory now?

Eng Er Land

later dudes. i'm off to work. thank god it is friday.

My Top 3 things to have in my state-of-art waterproof shed:

1. Instruments
2. Recording gear
3. Microphone

speaking of which, did you get my mail. check yer spam foldeer, small domains like mine tend to find themselves sent there by default.

My shed houses:

1. Robomower + his new blades
2. Seeder
3. Car cover

1. Two turntables & a microphone
2. YooHoo chocolate drink
3. Jennifer Morrison (Dr. Cameron from "House")

I spend much time in the shed.

Old Abba albums Unused wedding gifts Granny's ornaments

MY VIDEO GIFT TO THE SHED PLEASE WATCH

MY VIDEO GIFT TO THE SHED PLEASE WATCH

MY VIDEO GIFT TO THE SHED PLEASE WATCH

That's brilliant - shedabulous!!

Superb Video ChrissMari :D

Morning all

No exams today, got all my best teachers so I reckon there will be a lot of going outside and playing football

Not buying a lucozade today after yesterday's explosion incident, gonna go for a red bull

To be posted elsewhere soon - but a short preview for shedders. EDIT: Now the thread is here

Heart and Soul

By mil

The punk movement of late ‘70s Manchester was infectious. Rebellion was the order of the day: and music was the weapon of choice. The ability to play an instrument was secondary when forming a band – above all you needed spirit. Joy Division were like everyone else, making it up as they were going along, learning how to play, write and perform. So how do you show that in film? Simple. Apply the same principle to the film – capture the spirit above all. “I hope the film will be emblematic of Joy Division’s approach to music,” says Michael Shamberg, co-producer of the new Joy Division film Enigmatic. “The spirit should be there. To try to represent something your work has to reflect the essence of the source.” “Punk was a reaction against the overproduced mainstream which becomes nothing more than an opiate to the masses. Rock music should be like good poetry – something which both celebrates and challenges. [It] is like a friend’s response to being offered a tribute to his work: ‘Being celebrated in times like ours is like giving autographs on the deck of the Titanic.’ “ The story of Joy Division has been told, analysed and deconstructed at length. Many music fans worldwide lament what might have been had lead singer and lyricist Ian Curtis not committed suicide on the eve of the first Joy Division American tour. Shamberg’s history with the band (carrying on under a different name, New Order) begins shortly after, when he filmed their New York concert Taras Shavenko in 1981, and went on to produce the majority of their music videos. With a myriad of Joy Division projects being produced, including Control (in production, based on Touching From a Distance by Ian’s widow Deborah, directed by Anton Corbjin) and several other documentaries, Shamberg, director Carol Morley (The Alcohol Years) and co-producer by Natasha Dack (Tiger Lily Films) have chosen a unique approach to their film. “It’s just the way I work – to go against the grain and question the tradition. I had the idea of finding people in Beijing and taking them to Manchester, a kind of a road movie. And through them we learn the story of Joy Division. Not the complete story, or the ‘official’ story, but perhaps a truer story in the spirit of making a film in the way Joy Division made music.” According to Shamberg, it’s essential that a film about an artist should be made like an artist, and demands an understanding of how they work. “They were not writing Top 40 hits at the time, nor should [Corbjin] shoot a commercial film. You must know that musicians often tell lies in interviews. They tell stories because they get bored saying the same things over and over. And that’s part of the charm.” Accuracy, then, becomes a tricky concept when considering this and another important factor in music; interpretation. “Maybe that’s why I chose to see it through other characters. I would not admit to knowing everything. The film would truly reflect my journey of discovery. It may be a misreading – just as one might hear one work in a song for years and one day discover it was a different work – but it’s valid either way. The original understanding is as true as the discovered one. In fact, it gives more life to the song because it's how we interpret it. That is how art works. You get it – and that’s the important thing. Now, how do you convey that?” As well as developing Enigmatic, Shamberg has been building a website ( www.kinoteca.net ) which contains the ‘making of’ story behind each New Order music video. The recent release New Order: A Collection contains all their music videos and two new clips for Ceremony and Temptation. For all the videos Shamberg produced, he handpicked video directors who were given total creative freedom for their film, which by no means had to include the band. The result is several interpretive, fantastic short films, such as Jonathan Demme’s The Perfect Kiss and Robert Frank’s Run. All very different, very artistic and very New Order. “Traditionally, record companies make a video to promote a single which, in turn, promotes an album,” explains Shamberg. “It is the album which makes money, not the single. New Order and Factory often put out singles which were “stand alone” – not on an album. So the choices were a bit random at first. Confusion (1983) was probably chosen because it was an event of sorts: happening in New York with hip-hop producer Arthur Baker. So it was as much a document as a music video.” “When making that video, my interest was to make it a kind of social realist document to reveal the making of the track on different levels. The band does not mime, and would not do so at the time. So the next video, The Perfect Kiss, was the band singing live and was quite expensive. Making videos was not a routine of Factory, but something fun and interesting to do.” Like most things at Factory records, perhaps it didn’t make sense from a marketing perspective, but it did preserve the integrity of the musicians themselves. “While the band was very democratic, they were also lazy. That is not a derogatory observation, but rather a compliment. They did what they did best: make music. And live a life of rock and roll. They handled their videos, like their artwork by Peter Saville, by giving Peter and I control rather than the record company.” Even after 25 years of working with the band, and years after the end of Factory Records, New Order continue to work in their own way, putting out albums with Saville cover art and allowing Michael Shamberg to produce films and videos where possible. According to Shamberg, there is only one thing that keeps an artist creating. “Passion. For example, the last time I worked for New Order it was for the video Crystal directed by Johan Renck. I ended up “executive producing” the video where I did little more than stand around and observe. I like Johan and we got along well, and I made good money, but it was very unsatisfying and I stopped working with the band until I could once again do what I wanted.” The music of Joy Division tells their story, and their sound reflects and captures their city, their time, and their lives. The lyrics chronicle Ian’s state of mind, from the miserable to the desperate, from ‘Isolation’ to ‘Love will tear us Apart’. It is this spirit, together with the meaning and passion people got from Joy Division’s music that Shamberg hopes to capture in Enigmatic. “Ian’s lyrics are powerful, and when you see him perform in even the most trashy archive available, his performance is unique and engaging…we feel that he let himself go to the edge and not hide what so many of us do. In a sense he lived for some of us, those who share in the beauty and the horror of the magic of Joy Division.”

morning sHEDHEADS

Top 3 things I would keep in my shed:

1. Pearl Jam
2. Kelly Brook
3. Harley Davidson Night Train

Looks like you were on a road to Shed heaven there,ChrisMari

All the shedheads are up early this morning

mil wrote: To be posted elsewhere soon - but a short preview for shedders.

Heart and Soul

By mil....

Ace article Mil! Really, quite good writing! Can't wait to see it published. Thanks for the preview!

Hope I wasn't too serious for the SHED...

Comrade, do you have a Shed?

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

mil wrote: To be posted elsewhere soon - but a short preview for shedders.

Heart and Soul

By mil....

Ace article Mil! Really, quite good writing! Can't wait to see it published. Thanks for the preview!

Hope I wasn't too serious for the SHED...

Ta so much for that, champers, I'll post it in a thread on Digital Republic, and I'll delete the post here in a few hours! Limited Preview! Should be posted on NOISE soon with any luck and I'll send it to some street press here, so with any luck I'll be published! Heaps of thanks to M Shamberg for partaking in an email interview!

Top 3 things in my shed:

1. BBQ
2. Tools
3. Bike

Lovely to be in the Garden Of Eden during this period of glorious weather... Looking forward to plenty great new Shed ideas... Great article btw, M!

SHEDi xxx

Time for Shed wrote: have some new Shed Concepts on this Shed thread starting with ;Top 3 things to keep in a Shed. 2. Watering Can

certainly a watering can. Nice idea Time For. past Shed thread had superb 24 SHEDS. Decades, Isolation, and think. Passover.. + other JD tunes. Mil nicely written article- luck with all the publishing plans, great quality there.

1. Lawn Chairs. 2. Lawn Mower. 3. sheet of burlap for the clippings. bonus 4. Big sharp sheers. Loved simple gardening and miss it terribly being in an apartment for this time being..

respect to all who have written, + of course, aced exams this last week.

fook what a crap day at work. i should have been here in the shed instead. glad i'm mere now.

Never mind Ron... At least it's the weekend now... (for you anyway...) Any plans?

SHEDi xxx

my sister in law from melbourne will visit me. some stuff around the house, some shopping, and going out tomorrow night.

Nice... I've got footie tonight after work, then the FA Cup Final tomorrow (Come On You Irons!) and then playing cricket in Oxford on Sunday... Really looking forward to it...

SHEDi xxx

Hi Sheders,

Good day at work for me - didn't have to deal with too many bloody customers wanting something done yesterday.

Weekend will be good for me too - not doing much for once. Don't have go cook for guests, staying in to watch the FA cup Saturday night, then my beloved Crows on Sunday. Yippee.

Fay wrote: Hi Sheders,

Good day at work for me - didn't have to deal with too many bloody customers wanting something done yesterday.

Weekend will be good for me too - not doing much for once. Don't have go cook for guests, staying in to watch the FA cup Saturday night, then my beloved Crows on Sunday. Yippee.

Who've the Crows got this weekend? And who will you be cheering for in the 'soccer'?

SHEDi xxx

SHEDimon wrote:

Fay wrote: Hi Sheders,

Good day at work for me - didn't have to deal with too many bloody customers wanting something done yesterday.

Weekend will be good for me too - not doing much for once. Don't have go cook for guests, staying in to watch the FA cup Saturday night, then my beloved Crows on Sunday. Yippee.

Who've the Crows got this weekend? And who will you be cheering for in the 'soccer'?

SHEDi xxx

OMG Shedi, you're here!!

Crows have got Kangaroos - on paper we should win hands down but as you know, things don't always turn out that way. Not sure who I'll go for in the cup yet - I like Liverpool and Harry Kewell but I don't really mind who wins. Just glad bloody Chelsea aren't in it.

Oh Shedi - gone again? You are elusive!! Yes, you will have to do something about those damn timetables :)

No, I have Year 11 at the moment (just about to do their GCSEs) - they're a re doing practice exam papers so I can sit and play around on the laptop, but occasionally have to go and answer a question or something...

SHEDi xxx

What subject/s do you teach?

Mostly German, bit of French and will be teaching some Spanish as well next year...

SHEDi xxx

You'd be well in with Ron then?

Will see you later sheders - the kitchen is beckoning. Making pizza for tea tonight, the old stomach's growling.

Fay wrote: You'd be well in with Ron then?

i'm not letting him in me. :D

Ron and I often end up posting in German on here, and sometimes we even do that in the German forum! There was a phase a while ago when I was trying to teach Cozzie a bit of German - I'd post amusing phrases and she'd record them on her audioblog...

SHEDi xxx

Fay wrote: What subject/s do you teach?

This is far too sensible for the shed

I don't have a shed at the moment but when I do I want it to have;

1. Tea making equipment.
2. A waterproof PC with broadband.
3. A wastepaper basket.

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Fay wrote: What subject/s do you teach?

This is far too sensible for the shed

Apologies - by way of pennance I shall go away and create a new set of Shed lyrics....

SHEDi xxx

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Fay wrote: What subject/s do you teach?

This is far too sensible for the shed

Sorry Missy Jem, is this better?

So Shedi, do you teach Shedish?

Fay wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Fay wrote: What subject/s do you teach?

This is far too sensible for the shed

Sorry Missy Jem, is this better?

So Shedi, do you teach Shedish?

schuppenisch.

Fay wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Fay wrote: What subject/s do you teach?

This is far too sensible for the shed

Sorry Missy Jem, is this better?

So Shedi, do you teach Shedish?

Turnip

We're back to Shedanigans.

Fay wrote: We're back to Shedanigans.

hey barnette.

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: We're back to Shedanigans.

hey barnette.

Hey Ron, I'm just going to slip to the back of the shed and change my name. That's the second great baptism you've given me!!

Barnette wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: We're back to Shedanigans.

hey barnette.

Hey Ron, I'm just going to slip to the back of the shed and change my name. That's the second great baptism you've given me!!

no worries there.

SHEDimon wrote:

Fay wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Fay wrote: What subject/s do you teach?

This is far too sensible for the shed

Sorry Missy Jem, is this better?

So Shedi, do you teach Shedish?

Turnip

A Turnip for the books :p

Do you like my new name Missy?

Barnette wrote: Do you like my new name Missy?

top stuff. you did change it.

they say a change is a good as a holiday

Barnette wrote: Do you like my new name Missy?

Yes but i might start getting you confused with Bonzette. I'm a bit stupid like that you see :D

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Barnette wrote: Do you like my new name Missy?

Yes but i might start getting you confused with Bonzette. I'm a bit stupid like that you see :D

I'm sure you'll cope.

As long as you keep your avatar non-Arsenal related, we should be fine

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: As long as you keep your avatar non-Arsenal related, we should be fine

There's no chance of that - I might put my cocky on there next - but then we don't want to get her confused with Alfie :)

I'm thinking of changing my name AND my avatar soon, especially after the earlier thread! Get your 'cocky' up!! Fnnnarr fnnnarr

We'll have to start a new thread - Cocky's Rule.....

Well we could, but i might be doing Alfie a disservice (because he's a grey)!

We could have "PARROT WARS"!! Although how we'd do it, what with you living 1000's of miles away, i don't know :\ohwell:

Parrot wars in the shed - cool.....:)

This really is a silly shed.

Feathers will fly

You've outwitted my bird brain there.

Johnny , can we have a Shed game tomorrow?

Don't worry, i'm sure you can claw back your wit

good night. see you all in a few short hours.

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Don't worry, i'm sure you can claw back your wit

only on WING and a prayer. Or maybe you should BRANCH out?

see ya

Time for Shed wrote: Johnny , can we have a Shed game tomorrow?

Would be rude not to

Steve Campbell wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Don't worry, i'm sure you can claw back your wit

only on WING and a prayer. Or maybe you should BRANCH out?

OMG - it get's worse, can't keep up with you two - Birds of a feather.........

So, who has the apple this time?

dunno it probably still is the sanake.

Barnette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Don't worry, i'm sure you can claw back your wit

only on WING and a prayer. Or maybe you should BRANCH out?

OMG - it get's worse, can't keep up with you two - Birds of a feather.........

Jem which of us should be offended by this?

Steve Campbell wrote:

Barnette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Don't worry, i'm sure you can claw back your wit

only on WING and a prayer. Or maybe you should BRANCH out?

OMG - it get's worse, can't keep up with you two - Birds of a feather.........

Jem which of us should be offended by this?

Take your pick :D

SISTER SHED wrote:

Time for Shed wrote: Johnny , can we have a Shed game tomorrow?

Would be rude not to

Can we have a estimated start-time, so I can be sure I'm there? My Shed Point is looking a little lonely at the moment... And if I do win, it may be a good sign for the Hammers tomorrow afternoon...

SHEDi xxx

Shed Peel wrote: So, who has the apple this time?

Errrrrm, well since woman is the source of all evil in the christian mythology....it's be you, Jem, Maya or Fay as the females around at the moment. Actually there is a lot to be seen in the Christian "mind" from the Eden BS....t's not "Evil" that Eve unleashes....it is "the knowlege of good and evil", any wonder that to this day the fear and hate science.

SHEDimon wrote:

SISTER SHED wrote:

Time for Shed wrote: Johnny , can we have a Shed game tomorrow?

Would be rude not to

Can we have a estimated start-time, so I can be sure I'm there? My Shed Point is looking a little lonely at the moment... And if I do win, it may be a good sign for the Hammers tomorrow afternoon...

SHEDi xxx

10 am?

Kind Regards,

The official Johnny's PR

SHEDimon wrote:

SISTER SHED wrote:

Time for Shed wrote: Johnny , can we have a Shed game tomorrow?

Would be rude not to

Can we have a estimated start-time, so I can be sure I'm there? My Shed Point is looking a little lonely at the moment... And if I do win, it may be a good sign for the Hammers tomorrow afternoon...

SHEDi xxx

what a devoted Shed-mate! :) I like your Shed spirit, Shedi!

Isn't it "who's got the pair - oops I mean pear".:D

SISTER SHED wrote:

SHEDimon wrote:

SISTER SHED wrote:

Time for Shed wrote: Johnny , can we have a Shed game tomorrow?

Would be rude not to

Can we have a estimated start-time, so I can be sure I'm there? My Shed Point is looking a little lonely at the moment... And if I do win, it may be a good sign for the Hammers tomorrow afternoon...

SHEDi xxx

10 am?

Kind Regards,

The official Johnny's PR

Just returned from sitting on his knee, I imagine? How does it feel to work under Johnny, M?

SHEDi xxx

Barnette wrote: Isn't it "who's got the pair - oops I mean pear".:D

Good one!

Steve Campbell wrote:

Shed Peel wrote: So, who has the apple this time?

Errrrrm, well since woman is the source of all evil in the christian mythology....it's be you, Jem, Maya or Fay as the females around at the moment. Actually there is a lot to be seen in the Christian "mind" from the Eden BS....t's not "Evil" that Eve unleashes....it is "the knowlege of good and evil", any wonder that to this day the fear and hate science.

I do not fear nor hate science....

"Shed blinded me with science..."

SHEDimon wrote:

How does it feel to work under Johnny, M?

Mike could easily ban you cause of what that line starts like, you know

Shed Peel wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Shed Peel wrote: So, who has the apple this time?

Errrrrm, well since woman is the source of all evil in the christian mythology....it's be you, Jem, Maya or Fay as the females around at the moment. Actually there is a lot to be seen in the Christian "mind" from the Eden BS....t's not "Evil" that Eve unleashes....it is "the knowlege of good and evil", any wonder that to this day the fear and hate science.

I do not fear nor hate science....

"Shed blinded me with science..."

Erm not chicks...crazy godsquadies

SISTER SHED wrote:

SHEDimon wrote:

How does it feel to work under Johnny, M?

Mike could easily ban you cause of what that line starts like, you know

When you've laid you hands upon him...

SHEDi xxx

Hey, Shedi, sorry but the Saints played Geelong tonight and lost by 18 points.

Barnette wrote: Hey, Shedi, sorry but the Saints played Geelong tonight and lost by 18 points.

Not a problem, so long as the Hammers win tomorrow...

SHEDi xxx

Good Luck fella, although i'm rooting for Liverpool sorry.

Hope it's a good game - think it will start here about 11pm so I'll fall asleep if it's crap.

LOL...I just got the mailserver back online....and my own linux machine had anther seizure.

It's like spinning plates here these days.

that's the big problem with linux, the Os outlives the hardware.

Hey Cambo, do you follow V8 supercars enough to know who the drivers are?

Barnette wrote: Hey Cambo, do you follow V8 supercars enough to know who the drivers are?

Sadly not, I was much more a fan of Aussie touring cars, don't even know if that still exists these days

Shed Less

There was a time some years before When I couldn't open my shed door The reason was I'd lost the key And with it lost my liberty

I looked hard To find the key down there 'mongst the weeds And even in the packets of seeds I spent a lifetime while the flowers grew And I can't even find the key

Can't get free Why don't you look for me It's not quite right to be With shed, without key

I knew that I could not exit You knew that you didn't give a shit No fork or spade would dig before A ten foot shed with a locked door

But you know I go through every part of mind To think of where that key I might find And I don't know why I even spoke Because the fcuking handle's broke

Can't get free Why don't you look for me It's not quite right to be With shed but without key

Can't get free Why don't you look for me It's not quite right to be With shed but without key

I looked hard To find the key down there 'mongst the weeds And even in the packets of seeds I spent a lifetime while the flowers grew And I can't even find the key

SHEDi xxx

Steve Campbell wrote:

Barnette wrote: Hey Cambo, do you follow V8 supercars enough to know who the drivers are?

Sadly not, I was much more a fan of Aussie touring cars, don't even know if that still exists these days

I'd have to ask about the touring cars, not being very car racing "savvy". Was going to post a picture of my daughter and one of the drivers - Jamie Whincup - he won the last race in Adelaide. Anyhow, still might post it when I get around to it.

Well, it's time to lay down the tools. Night to all.

Sweet (pea) dreams Barnette.

I'm off to the pub

Night, Barni (?!)...

SHEDi xxx

Night John Boy

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Night John Boy

Speaking of which, where is Ron Boy? Usually say goodnight to him around this time...

SHEDi xxx

naht misseh

SHEDimon wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Night John Boy

Speaking of which, where is Ron Boy? Usually say goodnight to him around this time...

SHEDi xxx

I think he is in dreamland already. :)

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Good Luck fella, although i'm rooting for Liverpool sorry.

Good on yer!

Always liked Bolton....

Time for Shed wrote: Johnny , can we have a Shed game tomorrow?

I have some dreadful news folks.I have (fcuck knows why!!!) agreed to do overtime tommorrow morning 7-12.This is a very rare thing for me.I have only done it once before this year.

So i won't be around tommorrow morning.And when i get home around midday i have to go in to town and get some things done before the FA Cup Final.

So i can't HOST the game.But if you want i can take a photo tonight of an object and email it to whoever wants to host the game.Let me know.I will be back in the shed later on this evening after i have gone round to livegigsonline with a baseball bat and trashed their pathetic little operation.Taking particualr pleasure in caving in the head of Forbes Hamilton ,the boss.I just got fobbed off by the woman on the phone saying she's just a messenger and Forbes isn't around at the moment ,he will call you back.Like fuck he will.Cunt

Superb Lyrics Dave :D

Johnny, I could host a "What's in the Shed Game" tomorrow with your blessing.

I could use my shed, I would be honoured.

A Celebrity Shed

May I host the Shed game?

Time for Shed wrote: Superb Lyrics Dave :D

Johnny, I could host a "What's in the Shed Game" tomorrow with your blessing.

I could use my shed, I would be honoured.

A Celebrity Shed

May I host the Shed game?

Cool!!! host it in your shed ,Mike

It will make a change.Maybe we can set up a rota system .Diffrent peeps can take it in turn each week to host the game.Takes a bit of the work off me then:)

Cool!!! host it in your shed ,Mike

I will try and do it justice.

All I will host it when you are YOU KNOW WHERE :D

Time for Shed wrote:

And I will host it when you are YOU KNOW WHERE :D

MAYA ask where you are going!

Truly AWFUL day ang i nearly LOST THE PLOT.So as a REWARD i am going out on the PISS.Seeya later everyone. Rocket MICK

Have a good un Mick :D

Cheers CHIEF SHEDDER

any of you brew the bevvie in your shed??

any of you brew the bevvie in your shed??

I don't , but have thought about giving it a go, any tips, websites etc ?

Time for Shed wrote:

any of you brew the bevvie in your shed??

I don't , but have thought about giving it a go, any tips, websites etc ?

Cheaper at Tesco and slightly more interesting!

Apart from the queue on a Saturday morning, it's much quicker too!

I'm so bored!!!

State of Love and Trust wrote: I'm so bored!!!

Corrie's on isn't it?

corrie sucks!!!

Gardeners World is on now ( from Malvern ) on BBC 2

SHED wrote: MAYA ask where you are going!

I have no idea myself

The weather's a bit funny tonight isn't it? ahh well, Nice Weather For Ducks i suppose:D

That looks like a complicated Shed

YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Time for Shed wrote: Comrade, do you have a Shed?

Comrade lives in an apartment, so no. He does, however, have two storage lockers, which serve the functions of a shed. Well, three storage lockers, but the management don't know about that...

Mike, what time is kick-off for Celebrity Shed tomorrow? Can't wait for the important game - been looking forward to it for ages, I know it's an outside chance but I reckon a surprise victory might be on the cards... And the FA Cup Final is on later as well...

SHEDi xxx

Time for Shed wrote:

A possible design for the Shedheads T-Shirts for Liverpool?

SHEDi xxx

A possible design for the Shedheads T-Shirts for Liverpool?

Great Idea, we must get some Shed Head T-Shirts

SHED GAME - 9:30am Tomorrow

Time for Shed wrote:

A possible design for the Shedheads T-Shirts for Liverpool?

Great Idea, we must get some Shed Head T-Shirts

SHED GAME - 9:30am Tomorrow

Rockin' - will definitely be be there...

SHEDi xxx

QUEEN OF THE SHED

top 3 shed items (bit late)

1.) Lawnmower 2.) Tools 3.) BBQ

Will try to be here for the shed game tomorrow

Hope yer can make it Dave

Percy Thrower wrote: QUEEN OF THE SHED

Wonder what her kids think when she talks about their 'Uncle Lemmy'?

Percy Thrower wrote: Hope yer can make it Dave

But you aint bothered if i do? Oh, nice!

Sheddo wrote:

Percy Thrower wrote: Hope yer can make it Dave

But you aint bothered if i do? Oh, nice!

Percy may just be confusing his Sheddos and SHEDis... Too much time spent out in the garden under the hot sun...

SHEDi xxx

But you aint bothered if i do? Oh, nice!

PLEASE make it

Is that better :D

Outside Loo Security is very important :D

Chris - is there any rhyme or reason to your image searches?

SHEDi xxx

SHEDimon wrote: Chris - is there any rhyme or reason to your image searches?

No.

Why?

Keep it coming

This is what the Shed is all about :D

Christopher Owens wrote:

SHEDimon wrote: Chris - is there any rhyme or reason to your image searches?

No.

Why?

Just interested... I's good stuff - more, please...

SHEDi xxx

Percy Thrower wrote:

But you aint bothered if i do? Oh, nice!

PLEASE make it

Is that better

:D

Christopher Owens wrote:

Well found that man!

Christopher Owens wrote:

The best yet!!! That'll have to go up in my classroom to give those little fuckers something to think about...

SHEDi xxx

Ouch.

The best yet!!! That'll have to go up in my classroom to give those little fuckers something to think about

Best put mine in the Shed then!

Sheddo wrote:

Ass to mouth action?

As The CHORLEY ROCKET would say - Superb !

How about some pix of JB and/or other eye candy for the shed?

In need of new plots?

As requested by Shed Peel:

Shed Peel wrote: How about some pix of JB and/or other eye candy for the shed?

Here's some eye candy for ya, Mrs. Peel. NOOL's very own Trev, in all his splendour...

Well, just for you Emma...

I snuck up on jack for that one :D

SHEDimon wrote:

I have an idea for an episode of Dr Who FFS.....EWWWWWWW horrid creatures.

Percy Thrower wrote:

Sheddo wrote: Well, just for you Emma...

I snuck up on jack for that one :D

Yeah not as good as the one I took of you though:

a picture of the best shed inside our shed.

Jack, before he shaved his beard.

Figure this is more what Peely had in mind?

I'm off to Shed, err I mean Bed

Great Shed Thread this

Remember Shed Game tomorrow 9:30 am

Night night, Mikey Mike

Christopher Owens wrote:

ah, Rick Astley! you're having a laff, Chris, I hope?

Andy, yesterday:

morning you lot. what's up with all these pics?

Peely wanted eye candy....

Shed Peel wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

ah, Rick Astley!

Sorry...who?

Sheddo wrote:

Shed Peel wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

ah, Rick Astley!

Sorry...who?

I think Chris is having a laff.

Rick Astley was a pop star in the 1980s.

Jack, barely 2 minutes ago.

Shed Peel wrote:

Sheddo wrote:

Shed Peel wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

ah, Rick Astley!

Sorry...who?

I think Chris is having a laff.

Rick Astley was a pop star in the 1980s.

Indeed.

We’re no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve know each other for so long Your heart’s been aching But you’re too shy to say it Inside we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it

And if you ask me how I’m feeling Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up Give you up, give you up Never gonna give Never gonna give, give you up Never gonna give Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand

(* repeat 3 times)

Christopher Owens wrote:

Indeed.

We’re no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve know each other for so long Your heart’s been aching But you’re too shy to say it Inside we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it

And if you ask me how I’m feeling Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up Give you up, give you up Never gonna give Never gonna give, give you up Never gonna give Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand

(* repeat 3 times)

Ah, I know the guy

Rick Astley was recently introduced to Michael Stipe by Neil Tennant at an Elton Jon party.

How camp can you get?

Christopher Owens wrote: Rick Astley was recently introduced to Michael Stipe by Neil Tennant at an Elton Jon party.

How camp can you get?

Not much more id imagine. need Graham Norton there

Sheddo wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Rick Astley was recently introduced to Michael Stipe by Neil Tennant at an Elton Jon party.

How camp can you get?

Not much more id imagine. need Graham Norton there

Christopher Owens wrote:

Sheddo wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Rick Astley was recently introduced to Michael Stipe by Neil Tennant at an Elton Jon party.

How camp can you get?

Not much more id imagine. need Graham Norton there

okay, I said eye CANDY... not eye HORROR. :)

Now that is eye candy! Thanks Ron! :)

Shed Peel wrote: Now that is eye candy! Thanks Ron! :)

for you anything.

Evening Ron, Morning Everyone !

moring Mike. after last weeks" exceptional game. i wonder what is in store for us today. waiting in anticipation.

Last weeks game was a classic ,

I agree. But this weeks should be ok I HOPE

i've just gone back to see what 9.30 your time is. that is like in 20 minutes.

ok i won't move.

i've just gone back to see what 9.30 your time is. that is like in 20 minutes.

9:30am my time is in 1hr 15 mins

Todat's Shed game will come from Diggy Mike's Shed

Games starts at 9:30am UK time

If anyone has any questions about the Shed I am happy to answer them

Percy Thrower wrote:

i've just gone back to see what 9.30 your time is. that is like in 20 minutes.

9:30am my time is in 1hr 15 mins

time enough to get my weekly pizza. i didn't want to rush it after just coming home from my weekly big shop.

What yer think of the Shed Ron ?

What Pizza have got Ron?

great shed.

i think i'll order in a meat lovers today, so i'll stay in anyway.

I think i'll order in a meat lovers today, so i'll stay in anyway.

Get some crushed chilli's for it, and a beer

I have just sent Rocket Mick a text to remind him about the Game

An Item has been placed inside the shed

on the dot. wow.

your tesco club points card?

a picture of Julliette Binoche.

Just me and you Ron, but at least you can practice.

You may find this item in the Kitchen

a tea pot?

a toaster?

do i need the practice?

Close, you may use this item after you have made a cup of tea

a sugar pot a garbage bin?

What do you have with a cuppa tea ?

a biscuit.

ok so what is the answer

a biscuit tin?

A chocolate digestive

Well Done Ron !

thanks Mike, but what is that?

You have a policeman with a cup of tea, Mike?

SHEDi xxx

Are there any chocolate digestives in the tin?

SHEDi xxx

It's a biscuit barrel

nice one.

Are there any chocolate digestives in the tin?

Hang on

No

Percy Thrower wrote:

Are there any chocolate digestives in the tin?

Hang on

If there are can I have half a point? Delayed from joining the start of the game by having to help Mrs SHEDi dye her hair...

SHEDi xxx

Percy Thrower wrote: No

Are they Tesco Value broken biscuit bits then? They look fairly crumby!

SHEDi xxx

i win again. lol

BBAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

:angry2::angry2::angry2::angry2::angry2::angry2::angry2: Can't believe I missed this one.

Christopher Owens wrote: BBAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

:angry2::angry2::angry2::angry2::angry2::angry2::angry2: Can't believe I missed this one.

Morning, Chris...

SHEDi xxx

Morning Shedi.

Good luck in today's final.

Right, where's our glamorous assistant, sorry, where's Maya, with the updated Shed Game statistics?

SHEDi xxx

Christopher Owens wrote: Morning Shedi.

Good luck in today's final.

Thank you - feeling nervous already - butterflies in the old stomach, although that could just be last night's dodgy kebab!

SHEDi xxx

Next Shed Game 10:30am

Percy Thrower wrote: Next Shed Game 10:30am

Feck's sake. I'm gonna miss that one as well. Family matters.

Good luck everyone.

And where's The Shedkeeper?

what in 15 minutes time?

Percy Thrower wrote: Next Shed Game 10:30am

Just like Tesco - 2 for the price of 1! That should relieve the monotony of writing a job application letter...

SHEDi xxx

SHEDimon wrote:

Percy Thrower wrote: Next Shed Game 10:30am

Just like Tesco - 2 for the price of 1! That should relieve the monotony of writing a job application letter...

SHEDi xxx

nothing like writing a claim against the selection criteria to numb the brain. :(

good luck with the application.

There is an item in the Shed

a video cassette?

No

An empty wine bottle?

a toy?

A bacon sandwich?

Alix?

I f there are can I have half a point? Delayed from joining the start of the game by having to help

I have consulted the rule book, and you may have 1/2 a point.

The item is New Order related

Hurrah! Let's make it 1 1/2 now...

SHEDi xxx

A New Order T-Shirt?

Not Alix , Maya but good thinking, especially after last weeks game.

mrs diggy?

Not a T-Shirt

Green melodica?

Johnny? The having to work thing was just a ruse?

retro?

Not a Melodica, not Johnny

Not a cd, but it is New Order related

Is it a record?

Is it a book?

Not a record

a new order poster?

Not;

A Poster T-Shirt CD Record Melodica

new order story?

academy vid?