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Doctor? wrote:

State of Love and Trust wrote: Sky Sports News :bow:

Sport and mint presenters :thumb: :shades:

You'd love Leanne mate :thumb: Better keep her the hell away from you, I doubt she'd jump a 16/17 yrold, but the whole famous dad thing might go to her head LOL

If Leanne looks like Georgie Thompson from Sky Sports News, I think it's for the best :nod: :laugh:

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well she scrubs up good, I mean she doesn't wander round lookin like that, but neither does yon bint there either :D But, tall, blonde and shapely with an exceptional smile.

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Doctor? wrote: well she scrubs up good, I mean she doesn't wander round lookin like that, but neither does yon bint there either :D But, tall, blonde and shapely with an exceptional smile.

"yon bint" :laugh:

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State of Love and Trust wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

State of Love and Trust wrote: Sky Sports News :bow:

Sport and mint presenters :thumb: :shades:

You'd love Leanne mate :thumb: Better keep her the hell away from you, I doubt she'd jump a 16/17 yrold, but the whole famous dad thing might go to her head LOL

If Leanne looks like Georgie Thompson from Sky Sports News, I think it's for the best :nod: :laugh:

We want to see the famous Leanne!:food:

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I recommend everyone puts on SKY SPORTS NEWS RIGHT NOW and drools over georgie :food:

Sky channel 408 :thumb:

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I have no nice pics of her (the only ones I have are bad, really bad, they look as much like her as that thing Digi posted of Jem back in January looks like the real Missy...the one Owens used as his avatar.) And even If I did have them, I wouldn't post them cos she is a shy wee thing...and she'd kick ma ballix in.

Jack: shoulda been "thon bint" really, but to Engerlish eyes it would read as a typo :D

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I'm still waiting for the day when Kirsty Gallacher comes back to Sky Sports, and they stick her and Georgie on together. Ratings would go through the roof!!! :clap:

:food:

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Kirsty is a filthy greasy gyppo bitch whore. Would'nt do her with a bag of stolen dicks even wearing a lead condom and a blondfold. Sorry Jacko ;)

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Doctor? wrote: Kirsty is a filthy greasy gyppo bitch whore. Would'nt do her with a bag of stolen dicks even wearing a lead condom and a blondfold. Sorry Jacko ;)

Nah man who cares she's hot :clap:

That pairing would even make cricket news interesting :laugh: :crazy:

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Doctor? wrote: Kirsty is a filthy greasy gyppo bitch whore. Would'nt do her with a bag of stolen dicks even wearing a lead condom and a blondfold. Sorry Jacko ;)

She's a fine specimen :food: What's your hang up with her Cambo?:scratch:

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He's just bitter that if he tried it on with Kirsty he would get rejected :evil4:

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'koff...I been rejected by better than that.

my hang up? She is common as MUCK, pigshit thick and ugly and greasy.

Maybe I have some odd idea about her from Kirsty's home videos (you;ve been framed for the even dumber), I dunno, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Doctor? wrote: 'koff...I been rejected by better than that.

my hang up? She is common as MUCK, pigshit thick and ugly and greasy.

Maybe I have some odd idea about her from Kirsty's home videos (you;ve been framed for the even dumber), I dunno, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

NO!! What are you on?? Are you a raving homo?? Dude, she is not ugly:

:food:

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Doctor? wrote: 'koff...I been rejected by better than that.

my hang up? She is common as MUCK, pigshit thick and ugly and greasy.

Maybe I have some odd idea about her from Kirsty's home videos (you;ve been framed for the even dumber), I dunno, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Well,you could be in a minority of 1 there fussy fella... I don't watch "you've been framed" but can't imagine her as you describe her..Does she wear a fat suit in it or summut? Munter she aint :nono: :food:

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OK, that's a GOOD pic of her, but even in that her baps are quite obviously HORRIBLE, squigy bags of lard.

Seriously tho I am well known for having odd taste in women, more in terms of what I do NOT like than having any weird likes. It's been mentioned before that any girl hearing "you are really beautiful" from me should imeadiately dip her face in acid if she ever wants to attract a proper man.

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State of Love and Trust wrote:

Doctor? wrote: 'koff...I been rejected by better than that.

my hang up? She is common as MUCK, pigshit thick and ugly and greasy.

Maybe I have some odd idea about her from Kirsty's home videos (you;ve been framed for the even dumber), I dunno, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

NO!! What are you on?? Are you a raving homo?? Dude, she is not ugly:

:food:

I bloody concur :food:

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Me and BRF = :shades:

Cambo = :thumbdown: (In this situation)

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Maybe, but i'd rather be wrong that put any part of me in that crooked ( potentially evil) gob of hers.

And she has dead eyes. :D

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Doctor? wrote: Maybe, but i'd rather be wrong that put any part of me in that crooked ( potentially evil) gob of hers.

And she has dead eyes. :D

Dude!! She's fuckin hot!! :love2:

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Boatraceface wrote: Well,you could be in a minority of 1 there fussy fella...

Minority of two at least.

Cant stand that woman meself either, not sure why, I've always liked a good slapper:blush:, but there's something about her that makes me :barf:

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Doctor? wrote: Maybe, but i'd rather be wrong that put any part of me in that crooked ( potentially evil) gob of hers.

And she has dead eyes. :D

Evil looking with DEAD EYES - thats it!

Also have a problem with that one who used to go around with HugeGrant - the girl with the stapled dress. Also some evil/dead/unreal thing about her

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Doctor? wrote: Maybe, but i'd rather be wrong that put any part of me in that crooked ( potentially evil) gob of hers.

And she has dead eyes. :D

You are gunna have to lower your absurdly strange standards if you are going to pull a bird Cambo:nod:

I don't believe for one second you would knock her back,if she were to say"Come on Cambo lad,let's make sweet Lynux together"

She has lovely eyes too:nod:

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Okay how about me and BRF take you two on in a STREET FIGHT?? thats the only way to settle this! :evil4:

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CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Maybe, but i'd rather be wrong that put any part of me in that crooked ( potentially evil) gob of hers.

And she has dead eyes. :D

Evil looking with DEAD EYES - thats it!

Also have a problem with that one who used to go around with HugeGrant - the girl with the stapled dress. Also some evil/dead/unreal thing about her

So to reiterate...Are New Order a Gay band?:laugh:

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State of Love and Trust wrote: Okay how about me and BRF take you two on in a STREET FIGHT?? thats the only way to settle this! :evil4:

No we settle this like gentlemen..

10oz gloves:nod:

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Off out to pick up a Pizza...Thanks for the Kirsty pics.Most welcome:food:

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Boatraceface wrote:

State of Love and Trust wrote: Okay how about me and BRF take you two on in a STREET FIGHT?? thats the only way to settle this! :evil4:

No we settle this like gentlemen..

10oz gloves:nod:

:thumb: Sounds good to me :thumb:

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Digital Mike Binoshed wrote: Juliette meet's Digital Mike

:food: They are coming thick and fast,better go before any impromptu pant bulges set in:uhoh: :thumb:

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State of Love and Trust wrote: Okay how about me and BRF take you two on in a STREET FIGHT?? thats the only way to settle this! :evil4:

OK, i'm bloody good at running away tho:D

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