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SHED wrote: Meat and potato pie and peas and a GLASS of VIMTO.Live LIFE to the PADDY and MAX! Chorley FM Cummin in yer ears and SHEDS!:hat:

glad you are enjoying life. i'm about to turn in myself.

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Night RON.Afternoon SHEDDERS.Back to work NOW but will do FCUK ALL!:evil4:

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YO rocket MICK :thumb:

one of my FRIENDS from SCHOOL is coming over today. gonna watch some DVDS, probably PULP FICTION cos he's never seen it :eek:

:nonono: EVERYONE should watch PULP FICTION it should be the LAW :thumb:

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Must have seen it 20 times at least. Top movie, used to be my favourite at the time :nod:

I'll be watching The Shining later. Class!

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What do DVDs have to do with yer shed?

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Plain Lazy wrote: Must have seen it 20 times at least. Top movie, used to be my favourite at the time :nod:

I'll be watching The Shining later. Class!

That makes an unusal amount of sense to me, I could really see you as some strange Tarantino hottie like ;)

PS...14K, I'm feelin cool, and NT4 is WinDos NT to it's friends if it has any. (got into the habbit of always saying NT4 cos under the hood XP is NT5)

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Doctor? wrote:

Plain Lazy wrote:

I'll be watching The Shining later. Class!

That makes an unusal amount of sense to me, I could really see you as some strange Tarantino hottie like ;)

Tee Hee! Cheers, matey :wink:

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Sheddo's in the shed!

Miss me? :D

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Sheddo wrote: Sheddo's in the shed!

Miss me? :D

Not with my new telescopic sight and laser aimer set ;)

bout ye :D

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Cut the grass today for the first time since last OCTOBER.This is because since my little dog died i had NOT the INCENTIVE to cut the grass anymore!But now it is done.Afternoon SHEDHEADS.I hope to be around later!:thumb:

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Doctor? wrote:

Sheddo wrote: Sheddo's in the shed!

Miss me? :D

Not with my new telescopic sight and laser aimer set ;)

I did wonder what this red dot on my chest was...

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Afternoon groovers! Wish I'd played the Shed Game last night instead of watching the footy in the pub... The pre-tournament nerves are kicking in already for me... Don't know why I get so het up about bloody England, but it makes me a right pain to be around during major championships... :laugh:

SHEDi xxx

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Morning fellow Sheds!

Apparently, someone thought I looked unhappy. The bloke said "Smile, it's a beautiful day."

And I said "It is" and I smiled...

and later, I thought to myself "too bad I'm spending it in a steel building..." :laugh:

Ah well...

Emma

:read:

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I've always been a big fan of that chap in my avatar's alleged attitude to such things as relayed by a BBC director.

"good morning" "is it? yes, YES I suppose it IS!!" :lol:

and use it whenever possible.

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:abovelol:

Sadly, haven't found a 'Make Your Own Hawaiian Shirt' page yet...

SHEDi xxx

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I propose that The Beautiful South are given the order of the SHED.

I have just played " When Romance is Dead" from the new CD Superbi , and this is the first verse;

You'll know when romance is dead Your make up in a toolbox somewhere in the SHED His face is unshaven, the grass overgrown From the SHED to the bed, is a web you call home

I kid you not :bow:

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Not to mention their classic tune "Old Shed Eyes Is Back"... :thumb:

SHEDi xxx

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Eveing all,morning Ron

Beauutiful South sing from shed to bed???:eek: :laugh: :clap:

Cambo is back at work ,blimey!

Drinking Serbian coffee here,nice

:nod:

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Just trying to think of any other songs that mantion sheds... :confused2:

There is a great verse from one of the tracks on the last Belle & Sebastian album, part of which I'm using as a signature at the mo...

"Another sunny day, I met you up in the garden You were digging plants, I dug you, beg your pardon I took a photograph of you in the herbaceous border It broke the heart of men and flowers and girls and trees"

:clap: , but no shed... :(

SHEDi xxx

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Hmmm, well there's:

Shed Seven (!)... REM - Gardening At Night (though the lyrics don't mention sheds)

but the absolute king of them all, which I can't believe I hd forgotten about:

Nick Drake - Man In A Shed

Well there was a man who lived in a shed Spent most of his days out of his head For his shed was rotten let in the rain Said it was enough to drive any man insane When it rained He felt so bad When it snowed he felt just simply sad.

Well there was a girl who lived nearby Whenever he saw her he could only simply sigh But she lived in a house so very big and grand For him it seemed like some very distant land So when he called her His shed to mend, She said I'm sorry you'll just have to find a friend.

Well this story is not so very new But the man is me, yes and the girl is you So leave your house come into my shed Please stop my world from raining through my head Please don't think I'm not your sort You'll find that sheds are nicer than you thought.

:bow: Here endeth the sermon...

SHEDi xxx

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I particularly like the last line "You'll find sheds are nicer than you thought." A modified version would be ideal if there are going to be Shedhead T-Shirts for the October gigs...

"You'll find Shedheads are nicer than you thought." :laugh:

SHEDi xxx

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Gnome Alone wrote: Nick Drake - Man In A Shed

For his shed was rotten let in the rain Said it was enough to drive any man insane When it rained He felt so bad When it snowed he felt just simply sad.

Well there was a girl who lived nearby Whenever he saw her he could only simply sigh

That it made to the recording stage.. :skeptic:

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Doctor? wrote: cool, and NT4 is WinDos NT to it's friends if it has any. (got into the habbit of always saying NT4 cos under the hood XP is NT5)

ACE . nice work for making back. ..!

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Good evening shedheads.

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