The Shed

Digital Mike Binoshed wrote: I'm also in the Shed, and also feel like shit

Cheer up MIKE

Where is the CHORLEY ORACLE?

I was about to say "is there anyone here who's not a miserable cunt".....shoulda counted on feckin sunshine girl Shaddup ya cheery bollox, the sun's splitting the trees and I have to go to bed. :(

Vampire

Digital Mike Binoshed wrote: I'm also in the Shed, and also feel like shit

i'm sorry you still feel like crap. its off to bed for me now.

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Vampire

Very offensive thing to call a timelord that

And this from the creature that is "Dr Hicks and Missy Jem", by day a hard working contributor to society, but each night...Kimi Raikonen with boobs.

(I'm hoping here that even the non f1 heads will have read of the mighty kimi in the press over the years, he is a legend....not least at monaco last weekend where his car exploded and instead of going back to the pits, he went to his boat, got his race kit off, and found a huge drink...world champion material for sure)

For now, dear shed siblings, I bid you fairwell and slink off to my dank pit. Doubtless be posting from work, but can't get in chatshed :(

Doctor? wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Vampire

And this from the creature that is "Dr Hicks and Missy Jem", by day a hard working contributor to society

Erm, i work for the Council...

ROCKET OUT OF WORK. And i can't SIGN on for another 10 days! SO HAPPY DAYS. Holiday Don't USE slug pellets because despite what they may say they DO kill HEDGEHOGS.So get an HEDGEHOG and it will kill them for you!

I tried that before, but the slugs are so big, they ate the hedgehog, spikes an all

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: I tried that before, but the slugs are so big, they ate the hedgehog, spikes an all

So just walkk into the SHED naked and they will die HAPPY!

I'll be sure to try that! Better watch out for sunburn though, the forecast is...

[orange]SCORCHIO!!![/orange]

SHED wrote: ROCKET OUT OF WORK. And i can't SIGN on for another 10 days! SO HAPPY DAYS. Holiday Don't USE slug pellets because despite what they may say they DO kill HEDGEHOGS.So get an HEDGEHOG and it will kill them for you!

YO MICK

YO Jack

I'm bored so I'm going for a WALK

Might pop in at TESCO on the way

good for YOU and nice to see you are USING capitals in a MINT way!

Me too:

POLO EXTRA STRONG MURRAY SOFT

Might pop in at TESCO on the way

Don't forget yer clubcard

Or your money, you don't get Clubcard points on stolen goods. Think on.

I don't actually have a CLUBCARD

Am I even old enough to HAVE one? They always ASK me if I do, I just always say NO

How old are you again?

17 in SEPTEMBER

I would have thought you could get one at 16.

Make sure you get an application form when you go, let us know how you go on.

How exciting, your first ever clubcard points

MIKE-thanks for THE BEAUTIFUL SHED(SOUTH) album.Arrived this afternoon.Will play it whilst enjoying a beer tonight!

Monster fooking thread, this

Sheds on a Plane wrote: Monster fooking thread, this

SHEDS DEAD

Sheds on a Plane wrote: Monster fooking thread, this

Soon to be featured in the Guinness Book Of Records... Just look under House And Garden: Sheds - Worldest Biggest... Back at my folks for a couple of days - just been going through a load of old MP3s on the computer - found a load of NO live stuff I'd forgotten about, some MINT gigs, just burnt a load to CD and sticking them onto tape to listen to in the car...

SHEDi xxx

MIKE-thanks for THE BEAUTIFUL SHED(SOUTH) album.Arrived this afternoon.Will play it whilst enjoying a beer tonight!

Let me know what you think of Track 9, it is class I think

I'm back from TESCO

What did you buy? Have you been accepted for a Clubcard? How Soon Is Now?

SHEDi xxx

Did the Bird on Checkout 3 have big tits ?