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And it's not pissing rain all over the whole UK LOL.

Well I'm living in Ron's timezone more or less....that's my excuse.

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If anyone wants a 9pm SHED let me know, just nipping out to the GArden :)

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Digital Mike Binoshed wrote: If anyone wants a 9pm SHED let me know, just nipping out to the GArden :)

sounds GOOD to me DIGGY :thumb:

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Suits me brother Digi. I need something to fill my life for a while after such a FUCKING AWESOME episode of The Dr....ROFLMFAO, that'll keep the wee fuckers awake tonight MUUUUHAHAHAHAHA.

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Doctor? wrote: Always preferred THIS version myself....

No Sleep til Belfast 5 years on were still the same Fucking useless with the same old name Bored of this life and you are too Thought that we'd try something new Now weve decided to rap tonight But all we came up with was this ol shite Inflammable material planted in my head It`s a suspect device that's left 2000 dead

No Sleep til Belfast No sleep til Belfast

See the boys drink boots of lager Fuck the car, into the Lagan See the hoodlums scream and rock Act like you dont give a fuck Henry, Dolphin, Jake, Ali All together we're SLF Now youre ready to feel the noise Listen to the Stiff Little Beastie Boys

No Sleep til Belfast No Sleep til Belfast Alright Henrys gonna wheel some hot guitar at ya No Sleep til Belfast No sleep til Belfast No Sleep til Belfast No Sleep `til the Ulster Hall

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :bow:

Sunday night. Heading up to St Pauls. Have a few drinks. Gonna get really ballsed. Putting on ma Burbury and ma Henry Lloyd Try and tap a score off ma da or ma mummy.

Raking it down the Monagh. Gonna give it a spin. Gonna get Janty. God knows where he's been. Knowing him probably doing the pension books. He took them off a granny after a few right hooks.

Like wha. And here be's me. Mate who you looking at? I'll bottle yee. Like wha. And here be's me. Gonna watch the Angelis on RTE.

Heading up the Rock, in a black hack. Gonna do a runner when I get to the top. Janty, Paudy, Micky and Marty too Gonna go to Turf and sniff some glue.

I tried for a wee bird with a really short skirt. Her boy came round. Sure didn't he get hurt? We bottled him and stabbed him and stole his phone. Bought half an ounce for a really big cone.

Like wha. And here be's me. Mate who you looking at? I'll bottle yee. Like wha. And here be's me. Gonna watch the Angelis on RTE.

Stacy. She's only 14. She's the one that everybody's seen. Now she has a baby and a big orange face. Kicked out of St.Louises for being a disgrace.

Standing at the offlicense looking a swall. She's in her pyjamas with the pram and all. She's got no money and she needs a job. Aye right. Here here here.

Like wha. And here be's me. Mate who you looking at? I'll bottle yee. Like wha. And here be's me. Gonna watch the Angelis on RTE.

Getting up early to go to the brew. Have to sign on and get my DLA too. Gonna visit ma brother up in Magaberry. Got lifted back in March for an armed robbery.

The Provies shot him once. It wasn't really fair. They just don't like him Cause he's got ginger hair.

Belfast's crap. You can't do nothing. I'll steal a Seacat and go to Scotland.

Like wha. And here be's me. Mate who you looking at? I'll bottle yee. Like wha. And here be's me. Gonna watch the Angelis on RTE.

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Evening dudes

Great to see yer shed ,MICK:clap: :thumb: Nice one

Jack, the shed was busy alst night.There were a few games.

What a lovely day it's been.But the neighbours were blasting out David Gray and Robbie Willimas at their barbecue :nonono: :nono: what crap

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Should have blasted some Depeche, Johnny.:thumb:

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Flaming June wrote:

Jack, the shed was busy alst night.There were a few games.

I know I was here :lol:

But when there's not a game on, the shed is eerily quiet :shrug: :(

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Christopher Owens wrote: Should have blasted some Depeche, Johnny.:thumb:

they are still out there.Maybe i'll blast out Crystal:idea:

that'll show em!:nod:

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Flaming June wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Should have blasted some Depeche, Johnny.:thumb:

they are still out there.Maybe i'll blast out Crystal:idea:

that'll show em!:nod:

:thumb:

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Flaming June wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Should have blasted some Depeche, Johnny.:thumb:

they are still out there.Maybe i'll blast out Crystal:idea:

that'll show em!:nod:

:thumb:

:thumb: :thumb:

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Or try this.

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So it's not only Norder that NY audiences are static for?

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:abovelol: :clap:

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I thought there was gonna be a shed game at 9pm :cry:

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Was there not meant to be a game this evening? Feel a serious urge to go outside and get some fresh air ( albeit polluted by the cackles of drunken wee girls and their chavs), but wouldn't wanna miss a game.

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:\ohwell: I thought there was gonna be a game too?????

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Doctor? wrote: I've got it....cos Engerland didn't lose today, the country is at a standstill ;)

How dare you!! thats six wins in a row now you know!:evil4:

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patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Doesn't anyone else have a shed who could instigate a game?

Um.... my Dad does but he's not registered on here I'm afraid :laugh:

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patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I've got it....cos Engerland didn't lose today, the country is at a standstill ;)

How dare you!! thats six wins in a row now you know!:evil4:

You mean since we wiped our holes on you LOL :D

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I'll pick a random pic if you want and you can try and guess what it is......?

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New game..... Name 10 things you may find in a shed(no silly answers) the person who has the most not doubled items wins? I know stupid game but I'm bored

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Doctor? wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I've got it....cos Engerland didn't lose today, the country is at a standstill ;)

How dare you!! thats six wins in a row now you know!:evil4:

You mean since we wiped our holes on you LOL :D

Errrr,yeah :banghead:

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Master Of Puppets wrote: I'll pick a random pic if you want and you can try and guess what it is......?

Eddie Vedder?? Bass? Rachel? :evil4:

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Plain Lazy wrote:

Master Of Puppets wrote: I'll pick a random pic if you want and you can try and guess what it is......?

Eddie Vedder?? Bass? Rachel? :evil4:

OK - I HAVE SELECTED A PICTURE OF AN ITEM

IT IS NONE OF THE ABOVE

GUESS AWAY

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Much better idea Jack. let us know when you ready for guesses

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