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Quite the podium aint it Ronno, me and Aunt May.

I would have beaten Ron possibly had I not been sitting here totally rocking out to lark's tongues in aspic part 2 by king crimson.

Speaking of crimson, there's some Giles Giles and Fripp lyrics I need to find for this place.

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i got one yeh.

I was just about to say we don't get the same ads you do.

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is it a beer?

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is it a Hawaiian shirt?

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weed killer

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Is it an item from your bathroom and if so, is it a toothpaste? :laugh:

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NOOL tshirt

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is it a hunting vest?

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stupid shorts stupid shirt stupid hat A picture of Missy jem (emma you can have my linux machine when i am gone )

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did you get those viking stickers aleady?

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You are on a roll, Ron! :bow:

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lol. thanks guys.

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that was too easy.well done Ron:thumb:

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Doctor? wrote: stupid shorts stupid shirt stupid hat A picture of Missy jem (emma you can have my linux machine when i am gone )

is this your last will and testament?

if so, I have to have notarized witness signatures..haha

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HAve to be up early , cya later dudes, don't forget yer Hawaiian shirts for Liverpool :D

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Early one Sunday, well any way, early for me, As I slid from by double-bed, what could I see? Standing outside as the night turned to dawn, There was a man who I didn't know, digging my lawn. Was it her husband, I pondered, or was he a crook, Why was he taking car numbers down in a book? I started to ring, and I rung ninety-nine, Nein, you must not, she said. She was half-German, half out of bed, Which half was which didn't have to be said, Turning her head, her face was red.

"He is my husband," she whispered, I started to sweat, Just my luck when I'd only done this for a bet. Standing outside as the night turned to dawn, There was a man who I didn't know, digging my lawn.

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thanks for hosting Diggy and Johnny.

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SHEDimon 12 pints Nooligan 10 pints Rocket Mick 9 pints Cambo 9 pints Jack 9 pints Shed Peel 8 pints Diggy 7 pints Maya 6 pints REN 3 pints Sheddo 2 pints PSAS 2 pints Barney Army 1 pint Boatraceface 1 pint Duroc 1 pint Shug 1 pint Mil 1 pint JT 1 pint Col 1 pint Minx 1 pint Johnny 1 pint

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P4 in the championshed standings hmmmmmmm.

We should declare a champion in april 07, and all regular shedsters should perhaps contribute a quid or 5 to a prize fund :D

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thanks for keeping score M.

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My shed crew just held this out to me

P4 S45 RMK -00.0 JHK +00.0 PUSH

(45 is the estimated number of weeks until apr 07)

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almost time i headed off to work. so see you all later.

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And now for a Peely moment, here's a song (now translated to English) that was featured on one of my favorite Avengers episodes... Please, Dave, if you'd like to make this a shed song, go ahead and do your magic....

Emma :thumb:

My Love, My Rose (Mein Liebe, Mein Rose)

Every time I'm awake, I think of you My love, my beautiful rose I think of your smile I think of your eyes I think of those happy hours.

Every time we kiss, I'm helpless My love, my beautiful rose Helpless in your arms Helpless of your charms Helpless when you're near.

I'm so in love, I love you I'm the slave of your desires You appear in my dreams Young and tender rose.

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oh what a lovely Rose. :thumb:

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