The Shed
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Minx wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: save the shed.
What? What did I miss? That'll teach me to stay out late and over sleep.....
for some reason, I doubt that...
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
Minx wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: save the shed.
for some reason, I doubt that...
Well ok.... but it will teach me to check other threads before coming in to say good morning!!!
I don't see what all the hostility is about? if you don't like what's in the shed and you're afraid of spiders then stay out. no one is being forced to read anything.
(They're not are they?? is there something I should know about???I can make tea for any hostages if required.)
Christopher Owens wrote: http://www.neworderonline.com/Forums/MessageList.aspx?ThreadID=31459
Aye, it'd been pretty quiet and friendly for a while... I do resent the statement that none of the people who post here are going to be going to the October gigs... Mike, Mick, Johnny, Maya, me, Cambo, Jack at the very least... C'est la vie...
SHEDi xxx
Well the Blackpool gig will be my first new order gig.
What can I say I'm a late starter.
I'm sure it wont be my last though;
And just because I haven't seen them live doesn't mean I don't love the music.... I love jimmy Hendrix too.... but there's bugger all chance of me seeing him?!?
Minx wrote: Well the Blackpool gig will be my first new order gig.
Aye, Wembley will be my first, but I'm just not a gig going person... I think the problem is that everyone has their own criteria for being a 'fan' - number of gigs, number of posts here, number of live CDs/DVDs, etc. - too easy to criticise people who don't match your own credentials... I mean I've been a fan far longer than some who have seen far more gigs and/or own far more NO-related stuff than me, but then others have been there from the very beginning and have seen JD, etc.
You'd think we'd all be singing from the same (NO) hymn sheet, but...
SHEDi xxx
Very wise words, Minx and Gnome.
I might be able to make Wembley (but I'm not holding my breath) and that'd be my first NO gig. Around the time of the Brixton and Manc gigs last year, I was accused by someone (can't remember who) of not being a fan because I couldn't afford to make it over. 
Who cares? I know that one user hasn't seen them in ages, and doesn't want to because he thinks they're shite now. Each to their own.
Don't sweat it... Some people seem to think that you're not a proper NO fan unless you go to all the gigs- obviously a shed full of sloppy excreation!
Craig W wrote: Don't sweat it... Some people seem to think that you're not a proper NO fan unless you go to all the gigs- obviously a shed full of sloppy excreation!
Craig W wrote: Don't sweat it... Some people seem to think that you're not a proper NO fan unless you go to all the gigs- obviously a shed full of sloppy excreation!
Loved your alternative option for that NOOL poll, Craig... Exactly how it should be...
SHEDi xxx
Anyone in here gonna kill me at the next gig then? Should I report that cunt to greater Manc police?
Doctor? wrote: Anyone in here gonna kill me at the next gig then? Should I report that cunt to greater Manc police?
They don't trust Irish people after the bomb ten years ago.
When I was at Download, I ran into a Manc lad who, after discovering where I'm from, said 'I was in the city centre that day.'
I said 'I wasn't, so I don't give a fuck.'
Walked off after that, funnily enough.
Christopher Owens wrote:
Doctor? wrote: Anyone in here gonna kill me at the next gig then? Should I report that cunt to greater Manc police?
They don't trust Irish people after the bomb ten years ago.
When I was at Download, I ran into a Manc lad who, after discovering where I'm from, said 'I was in the city centre that day.'
I said 'I wasn't, so I don't give a fuck.'
Walked off after that, funnily enough.
brilliant!!!
Christopher Owens wrote:
Doctor? wrote: Anyone in here gonna kill me at the next gig then? Should I report that cunt to greater Manc police?
They don't trust Irish people after the bomb ten years ago.
When I was at Download, I ran into a Manc lad who, after discovering where I'm from, said 'I was in the city centre that day.'
I said 'I wasn't, so I don't give a fuck.'
Walked off after that, funnily enough.
See I'd have said "you telling me you preferred the OLD Arndale Centre....ungrateful ballixes"
Doctor? wrote:
See I'd have said "you telling me you preferred the OLD Arndale Centre....ungrateful ballixes"
*watches Cambo being chased by beer bellied Mancs angry at the logic used there.
Christopher Owens wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
See I'd have said "you telling me you preferred the OLD Arndale Centre....ungrateful ballixes"
*watches Cambo being chased by beer bellied Mancs angry at the logic used there.
HEY I don't have a beer belly!!!
But do u like yer new Arndale centre better ;)
Owens....what about..... "I was in the city centre that day"...."really? most people leave when they get a bomb warning"
Doctor? wrote:
Owens....what about..... "I was in the city centre that day"...."really? most people leave when they get a bomb warning"
*I get shot at by beer bellied Mancs and 30 year old mums barracade the end of the street with their 60 kids. I am fucked.
Thanks Cambo.
Don't like arndale centre past or present Don't like shopping And I worked there once....Can't say I like working much either.
Minx wrote: Don't like Don't like shopping either.
I win the fiver...I said she was a bloke :D
Sorry Minx 
Christopher Owens wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Owens....what about..... "I was in the city centre that day"...."really? most people leave when they get a bomb warning"
*I get shot at by beer bellied Mancs and 30 year old mums barracade the end of the street with their 60 kids. I am fucked.
Thanks Cambo.
Oh but you CAN'T ram the barricade, it's all women and children......
Small ones, and the factories that mass produce them!! Perfect ramming target if you ask me :D
Doctor? wrote:
Minx wrote: Don't like Don't like shopping either.
I win the fiver...I said she was a bloke :D
Sorry Minx
I'M ALL WOMAN got piccys to prove it lol
Was gonna scan my birth certificate in to here...
but me and the computer don't get on too well!
Minx wrote:
Don't post owt that could be used to identify you to the Shed Extermination Squad... 
SHEDi xxx
Leave Me A Gnome wrote:
Minx wrote:
Don't post owt that could be used to identify you to the Shed Extermination Squad...
SHEDi xxx
Don't worry I'm a ready for 'em....
Got ma dibber freshly sharpened
and ma strimmer oiled
I'm just gonna go and pick some flowers and go all hippy on anyone who threatens me - make love, not war! 
SHEDi xxx
Doctor? wrote: But do u like yer new Arndale centre better ;)
Owens....what about..... "I was in the city centre that day"...."really? most people leave when they get a bomb warning"
The old Arndale centre was bloody awful- good riddance to the consumer rabbit warren- although it would have been better to have gone up in a planned, controlled explosion rather than an act of terrorism that miraculously managed not to kill anyone.
Not happy with just that; they tried blowing up my home town of Warrington as well- Bastards!- That time they took a couple of kiddies too...
Yeah, deeply uncool that one.
Well I mean in reality it's all deeply uncool but not half as bad as when folks get hurt. But it's OK, they're all politicians being paid from your taxes now, so don't worry ;)
