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[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:
Percy Thrower wrote: Slow down with the post's Ren, once you reach 100 we come to your house, murder you and bury you in a shallow grave, which we piss on each night in a bizarre ritual of song, dance and hard drug abuse.
It's true. And you don't want to KNOW what happens at 150.
can you skip the murder bit until ive enjoyed the "bizarre ritual of song, dance and hard drugs" sounds like a good night 
REN wrote:
can you skip the murder bit until ive enjoyed the "bizarre ritual of song, dance and hard drugs" sounds like a good night
Oh I don't mean murdered, do I.
What is it again..?
How come yer posting Bollocks again Col?
Oh and welcome to the Shed !
Have you got a Shed ?
Here's mine;
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:
Percy Thrower wrote:
It's true. And you don't want to KNOW what happens at 150.
You have to give Col £40
And suck my cock
This new computer is FABULOUS! I'm gonna be knackered in the morning.
Top spec - it's got RAM, ROM and RIM
But we have RON and REN:D
Oh and RM
Percy Thrower wrote:
come AGAIN?
You will if yer try this
Col sent it me
ive put it in my favorites just incase!!!
I always try to post bollocks, Mike - you know that. My computer's been fucked - hopeless at coming on here.
The arrival of my new computer will see a massive increase in the bollocksness of my posting.
I'm also going to try being a bit more agressive and rude to all the knobheads on here (ie everyone) 
I've got a shed on my balcony. The wife put it there before she fucked off and left me. I'm going to knock it down and take it to the tip just as soon as I can be arsed.
I'm not posting a picture of it because I HATE it.
I have issues with that shed
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: I always try to post bollocks, Mike - you know that. My computer's been fucked - hopeless at coming on here.
The arrival of my new computer will see a massive increase in the bollocksness of my posting.
I'm also going to try being a bit more agressive and rude to all the knobheads on here (ie everyone)
I've got a shed on my balcony. The wife put it there before she fucked off and left me. I'm going to knock it down and take it to the tip just as soon as I can be arsed.
I'm not posting a picture of it because I HATE it.
I have issues with that shed
Then SHALL WE TAKE A TRIP with your WIFE and DUMP her at THE tip! 
REN wrote:
Percy Thrower wrote:
come AGAIN?
You will if yer try this
Col sent it me
It's quite comprehensive - even better than thehun.com.
Cheers mike
Don't do that, Col... It's a scary, scary place... Mike, will this be the first floodlit Shed game? And will it be live on Sky Sports?
SHEDi xxx
Mike, will this be the first floodlit Shed game? And will it be live on Sky Sports?
It would be great if we could get the Shed Game on telly !
The possibilities are endless...
Pro-Celebrity Shed... Shed In Need Charity Special... Guest Presenters from the world of TV Gardening...
SHEDi xxx
Morning Ron - just in time for a new Shed game... Evening kick-off... Well morning for you... 20 minutes time, I think...
SHEDi xxx
She's alright 
