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Minx wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Minx, it seems you and the universe are on good terms just now, put in a good word for me please :D

Will do Doc, to be honest I reckon it's got to be your turn soon. Hope so:thumb:

I hope so, between sick, sore, being robbed by my work, probably getting sacked for calling them all the theives of the day (in writing), and people here using me as cheap entertainment, I reckon I've earned a bit of luck.

Jack, you don;t have to enter a D.O.B. but if you do, that's how the Birthday announcer works.

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Doctor? wrote:

Minx wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Minx, it seems you and the universe are on good terms just now, put in a good word for me please :D

Will do Doc, to be honest I reckon it's got to be your turn soon. Hope so:thumb:

I hope so, between sick, sore, being robbed by my work, probably getting sacked for calling them all the theives of the day (in writing), and people here using me as cheap entertainment, I reckon I've earned a bit of luck.

I've never given you a facial, Doc! :lol:

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Doctor? wrote:

Jack, you don;t have to enter a D.O.B. but if you do, that's how the Birthday announcer works.

And I just noticed that it can be reset. :evil4:

My very own TARDIS, if you will. :thumb:

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Was doing email responses in work last week, had a guy who sent a mail on the 21st of June, asking how he should apply for his passport, listing his date of travel as 15th of June.

My boss refused to allow me to reply....

"under current Govt. legislation a passport is not required for travel by TARDIS".

Miserable bugger.

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ello douchebags

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Doctor? wrote: Was doing email responses in work last week, had a guy who sent a mail on the 21st of June, asking how he should apply for his passport, listing his date of travel as 15th of June.

My boss refused to allow me to reply....

"under current Govt. legislation a passport is not required for travel by TARDIS".

Miserable bugger.

:rofl: Your boss is such a spoil sport

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ghost rider wrote: ello douchebags

Erm...ello colostomy bag,

(is this how we are greeting each other now.....Did I miss a memo???)

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ahhh i see the birthday thing now.

my birthday will come up on september 27th.

17 :clap:

and i expect a THREAD.:hat: :nod:

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Even Flow wrote: ahhh i see the birthday thing now.

my birthday will come up on september 27th.

17 :clap:

and i expect a THREAD.:hat: :nod:

Ah, to be disappointed at so young an age... :evil4:

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Even Flow wrote: ahhh i see the birthday thing now.

my birthday will come up on september 27th.

17 :clap:

and i expect a THREAD.:hat: :nod:

Two days after mine. :thumb:

Think I'll be re-setting mine for a little TARDIS adventure. :nod:

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Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Even Flow wrote: ahhh i see the birthday thing now.

my birthday will come up on september 27th.

17 :clap:

and i expect a THREAD.:hat: :nod:

Ah, to be disappointed at so young an age... :evil4:

:finger: :lol:

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by the way comrade, BILL MURRAY is the MAN!!!

not too sure about that Cozzie Johansson though :evil4:

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Even Flow wrote: by the way comrade, BILL MURRAY is the MAN!!!

not too sure about that Cozzie Johansson though :evil4:

I can assure you she's NOT the man.

She's the woman. :evil4:

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Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Even Flow wrote: by the way comrade, BILL MURRAY is the MAN!!!

not too sure about that Cozzie Johansson though :evil4:

I can assure you she's NOT the man.

She's the woman. :evil4:

:abovelol: :evil4:

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:birthday: Jack

Just in case I forget....lol

what's got you thinking about your birthday? are you making plans already?

:shades:

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Minx wrote:

ghost rider wrote: ello douchebags

Erm...ello colostomy bag,

(is this how we are greeting each other now.....Did I miss a memo???)

just trying to bring it back into the vernacular.

:snowflakes:

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Minx wrote: :birthday: Jack

Just in case I forget....lol

what's got you thinking about your birthday? are you making plans already?

:shades:

Actually yeah. my dad is getting me driving lessons for my birthday, and im gonna do a 5 day intensive course so i can drive asap.

i saw a book that u need to revise to pass the theory test and bought it the other day. i cant wait to start driving :shrug: so i wanted to start looking at it early :shrug:

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Evening all! It's ages since I've been in the Shed in the evening! Congrats on yr good day and windfall, Minx! :jump: :\party: for Jack in a couple of months, :fingerscrossed: for some luck for Steve asap, and, well, I'm not sure what to wish you Comrade... :evil4:

SHEDi xxx

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ghost rider wrote:

Minx wrote:

ghost rider wrote: ello douchebags

Erm...ello colostomy bag,

(is this how we are greeting each other now.....Did I miss a memo???)

just trying to bring it back into the vernacular.

:snowflakes:

Kenny Everett as Syd Snott sorry the qoute went over my head at first.

:lol: :thumb:

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Even Flow wrote:

Minx wrote: :birthday: Jack

Just in case I forget....lol

what's got you thinking about your birthday? are you making plans already?

:shades:

Actually yeah. my dad is getting me driving lessons for my birthday, and im gonna do a 5 day intensive course so i can drive asap.

i saw a book that u need to revise to pass the theory test and bought it the other day. i cant wait to start driving :shrug: so i wanted to start looking at it early :shrug:

Wot you gonna do for a car, Jack? :shades:

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Gnome-some Tonight wrote: Evening all! It's ages since I've been in the Shed in the evening! Congrats on yr good day and windfall, Minx! :jump: :\party: for Jack in a couple of months, :fingerscrossed: for some luck for Steve asap, and, well, I'm not sure what to wish you Comrade... :evil4:

SHEDi xxx

Stamina. :evil4:

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Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

Minx wrote: :birthday: Jack

Just in case I forget....lol

what's got you thinking about your birthday? are you making plans already?

:shades:

Actually yeah. my dad is getting me driving lessons for my birthday, and im gonna do a 5 day intensive course so i can drive asap.

i saw a book that u need to revise to pass the theory test and bought it the other day. i cant wait to start driving :shrug: so i wanted to start looking at it early :shrug:

Wot you gonna do for a car, Jack? :shades:

"Borrow" my dad's new one. :evil4:

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SHEDi Cheers Babes.:thumb:

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Even Flow wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

Minx wrote: :birthday: Jack

Just in case I forget....lol

what's got you thinking about your birthday? are you making plans already?

:shades:

Actually yeah. my dad is getting me driving lessons for my birthday, and im gonna do a 5 day intensive course so i can drive asap.

i saw a book that u need to revise to pass the theory test and bought it the other day. i cant wait to start driving :shrug: so i wanted to start looking at it early :shrug:

Wot you gonna do for a car, Jack? :shades:

"Borrow" my dad's new one. :evil4:

:rofl:

Attaboy! :thumb:

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Nah actually Comrade I think he's gonna get me a random car when I pass my test, cos I'm such a great son. :laugh: :crazy:

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Even Flow wrote: Nah actually Comrade I think he's gonna get me a random car when I pass my test, cos I'm such a great son. :laugh: :crazy:

I think so too. ;)

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Happy bday, Jack, ya little scamp.

Why aren't you out getting drunk?

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before my dad took me for driving lessons, he said he would only do so if i stop dyeing my hair.

Any restrictions, Jack?

off course, my dad is a book binder.

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Don't worry about the theory test Jack; as long as you actually read the highway code it's about as easy as those telly phone in questions:lol:

Edit: a friend of mine failed it 3 times before thinking "maybe I should have a look at the book" :confused2: :nuts:

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Burt Reynolds wrote: Happy bday, Jack, ya little scamp.

Why aren't you out getting drunk?

LOL its not actually my birthday!! :crazy:

Im just planning ahead to september! :shrug:

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