Shed Peel wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: Hows the book coming on Commie?..
I got a publisher for mine this week
and you were coy when I asked you about that book. :p
Too feckin right. Dont wanna ruin the hip image. 
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Burt Reynolds wrote:
SHED wrote: 1000 POSTS for BURT
But C'mon Shed.. only wankers make a song and dance about these things.
I'm sure i haven't posted too much bollocks in those 1000 yet. It will come.
Like the EMERGENCY SERVICES-i think MAYBE 999 are BOLLOCKS and ONE i didn't LIKE!
Burt Reynolds wrote: Hows the book coming on Commie?..
I got a publisher for mine this week
Sounds like I'll need to stop by the chatroom sometime then. Book was just approved, need to get started soon. Hence, the new ibook coming my way. 
What are you writing, Burt? Iatolas and Dented Lorries?
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Shed Peel wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: Hows the book coming on Commie?..
I got a publisher for mine this week
and you were coy when I asked you about that book. :p
Too feckin right. Dont wanna ruin the hip image.
You will need to autograph my copy of your book, then!
Well done!
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: Hows the book coming on Commie?..
I got a publisher for mine this week
Sounds like I'll need to stop by the chatroom sometime then. Book was just approved, need to get started soon. Hence, the new ibook coming my way.
What are you writing, Burt? Iatolas and Dented Lorries?
Its ummm... a historical reference book, Commie. Will sit in public libraries after I'm powder, I'm sure.
Not a best seller. 
Shed Peel wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Shed Peel wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: Hows the book coming on Commie?..
I got a publisher for mine this week
and you were coy when I asked you about that book. :p
Too feckin right. Dont wanna ruin the hip image.
You will need to autograph my copy of your book, then!
Well done!
It'll be feckin expensive and feckin boring, Emma.. Make a good doorstop.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Shed Peel wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Shed Peel wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: Hows the book coming on Commie?..
I got a publisher for mine this week
and you were coy when I asked you about that book. :p
Too feckin right. Dont wanna ruin the hip image.
You will need to autograph my copy of your book, then!
Well done!
It'll be feckin expensive and feckin boring, Emma.. Make a good doorstop.
Sounds like my Mac Plus.
LOL... I just checked the word count. 158,892. About half finished.
Trust me.. you dont want it.
Burt Reynolds wrote: LOL... I just checked the word count. 158,892. About half finished.
Trust me.. you dont want it.
Hey, can you imagine loads of NOOLers coming to your book signing?
We could sing shed songs....
Shed Peel wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: LOL... I just checked the word count. 158,892. About half finished.
Trust me.. you dont want it.
Hey, can you imagine loads of NOOLers coming to your book signing?
No.. I can imagine a load of coffin-dodgers and bag-ladies popping in for a cup of tea, if i had one.
I plan to remain largely anonymous, cos I'll get requests to talk to shite historical groups in the evenings. A waste of good drinking time.
I was invited into the shed by Jack....I was expecting some sort of "private fun"...but instead I get this! How disappointed I am....
yes jack
special_kay wrote: I was invited into the shed by Jack....I was expecting some sort of "private fun"...but instead I get this! How disappointed I am....
yes jack
YES kay 
THIS is a friend from SCHOOL. 
special_kay wrote: I was invited into the shed by Jack....I was expecting some sort of "private fun"...but instead I get this! How disappointed I am....
yes jack
LOL.. private fun... hey kay... you must be special.
special_kay wrote: I was invited into the shed by Jack....I was expecting some sort of "private fun"...but instead I get this! How disappointed I am....
yes jack
Imagine MY disappointment then, to see NOOl turned into shite...
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
special_kay wrote: I was invited into the shed by Jack....I was expecting some sort of "private fun"...but instead I get this! How disappointed I am....
yes jack
Imagine MY disappointment then, to see NOOl turned into shite...
Oi Commie... looking at the words under yer photo.
Is Cozzie your 'little sex dwarf'?
If it's excitement you want, Special_Kay, just wait until all the "Good Mornings" and "Good Nights" begin...
Burt Reynolds wrote:
special_kay wrote: I was invited into the shed by Jack....I was expecting some sort of "private fun"...but instead I get this! How disappointed I am....
yes jack
LOL.. private fun... hey kay... you must be special.
I see what you did there!
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
special_kay wrote: I was invited into the shed by Jack....I was expecting some sort of "private fun"...but instead I get this! How disappointed I am....
yes jack
Imagine MY disappointment then, to see NOOl turned into shite...
Oi Commie... looking at the words under yer photo.
Is Cozzie your 'little sex dwarf'?
Have you clicked on the link?
special_kay wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
special_kay wrote: I was invited into the shed by Jack....I was expecting some sort of "private fun"...but instead I get this! How disappointed I am....
yes jack
LOL.. private fun... hey kay... you must be special.
I see what you did there!
Marvellous. I prefer Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: If it's excitement you want, Special_Kay, just wait until all the "Good Mornings" and "Good Nights" begin...
OI if you don't like it, take a HIKE bozo
special_kay wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
special_kay wrote: I was invited into the shed by Jack....I was expecting some sort of "private fun"...but instead I get this! How disappointed I am....
yes jack
LOL.. private fun... hey kay... you must be special.
I see what you did there!
Burt's just keeping it real! Welcome, Kay!
Even Flow wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: If it's excitement you want, Special_Kay, just wait until all the "Good Mornings" and "Good Nights" begin...
OI if you don't like it, take a HIKE bozo
When I leave, I'll be sure to say "Goodnight all."
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
Even Flow wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: If it's excitement you want, Special_Kay, just wait until all the "Good Mornings" and "Good Nights" begin...
OI if you don't like it, take a HIKE bozo
When I leave, I'll be sure to say "Goodnight all."
Don't.
NOBODY cares
I prefer Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes too, but that doesnt really fit into the surname "Kay", does it?
Even Flow wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
Even Flow wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: If it's excitement you want, Special_Kay, just wait until all the "Good Mornings" and "Good Nights" begin...
OI if you don't like it, take a HIKE bozo
When I leave, I'll be sure to say "Goodnight all."
Don't.
NOBODY cares
Funny, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking when I popped in...
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
Even Flow wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
Even Flow wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: If it's excitement you want, Special_Kay, just wait until all the "Good Mornings" and "Good Nights" begin...
OI if you don't like it, take a HIKE bozo
When I leave, I'll be sure to say "Goodnight all."
Don't.
NOBODY cares
Funny, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking when I popped in...
go right ahead and POP OUT then!
nah only kiddin
special_kay wrote: I prefer Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes too, but that doesnt really fit into the surname "Kay", does it?
You ain't Peter Kay, or Jamirocquai, are ya?
