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The shed has many clever people.

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NOOLigan wrote: i shall turn in very soon, so i'll probably make it.

I don't think I shall make it but I want to be up earlyish as channel 10 have got the top 100 video hits of all time on I think Saturday and Sunday so I want to tape it. Should be some good ones.

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State of Love and Trust wrote: Tidal waves don't beg forgiveness

Where's this from, Jack? Very good... :thumb:

SHEDi xxx

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NOOLigan wrote: i shall turn in very soon, so i'll probably make it.

Night, Ron boy...

SHEDi xxx

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Barnette wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: i shall turn in very soon, so i'll probably make it.

I don't think I shall make it but I want to be up earlyish as channel 10 have got the top 100 video hits of all time on I think Saturday and Sunday so I want to tape it. Should be some good ones.

for the past year or so i really can't sleep in anymore. that's what a death in the family does to you.

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SHEDimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: i shall turn in very soon, so i'll probably make it.

Night, Ron boy...

SHEDi xxx

wait till i say good night dave boy.

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Not sure I'm with you there Ron?

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Barnette wrote: So Ron, what time do we have to be up for a shed game? Would be about 5 in the morning, wouldn't it?

Put it this way, in 6 hours and 45 minutes time (ish)

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Yeah, too damn early!! Too cold in the shed at that time of the morning.

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Barnette wrote: Yeah, too damn early!! Too cold in the shed at that time of the morning.

turn the heater on.

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ok now i shall bid you all good night.

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Night Ron boy, sleep tight.

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SHEDimon wrote:

State of Love and Trust wrote: Tidal waves don't beg forgiveness

Where's this from, Jack? Very good... :thumb:

SHEDi xxx

Pearl Jam - Man Of The Hour

One of their most beautiful songs I love it.

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fook i think i'm going to have a headache tomorrow. :beer2:

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NOOLigan wrote: fook i think i'm going to have a headache tomorrow. :beer2:

Schoenen Kater!

SHEDi xxx

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Good morning fellow Sheds!

Hopefully I'll finally be able to make my first Shed game later today! :thumb:

Emma

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Morning Miss Peel - actually it's nearly morning here and time for bed at 11.48pm. :sleep:

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Barnette wrote: Morning Miss Peel - actually it's nearly morning here and time for bed at 11.48. :sleep:

Good night, then, Barnette! I hope you have pleasant dreams! :)

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Thanks Emma - Barney would certainly make my dreams pleasant.

Hey, make sure you win the shed game - one up for the girls!!

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The sad tale of an elderly horticulturalist who can no longer manage their garden...

Dig Up

Now that I have got your spade This lawn of mine can be relaid It was brown and yours was grassy And I always knew that you were arsey By the shed you had a hydrangea But in the end it was in danger Can you see your own dark home? It's dying by a lonely gnome

Oh, how I cannot mow your lawn for you I said, oh, how I cannot mow your lawn for you

As we get old, we lose our trees Pruning back the blackberries I feel so low, dob't think I oughta Sometimes in life we overwater Don't let anybody tell you that shrubs are good Cause they're just dead wood Don't let anybody tell you what you should grow Cause it's not that way and...

Oh, how I cannot mow your lawn for you I said, oh, how I cannot mow your lawn for you We were fun and we had cred And life was just an open shed I said oh, oh, how I cannot mow the lawn for you

You helpd me and I was keen This lawn of mine it was so green The grass was a little lusher... I strimmed it all before, I strimmed it all before I can't strim it any more The lawn was green, the sky was blue Guess who cut the grass for you

Oh, how I cannot mow the lawn for you I said, oh, how I cannot mow the lawn for you We were fun and we had cred And life was just an open shed I said oh, oh, how I cannot mow the lawn for you... Oh, how I cannot mow the lawn for you I said oh, oh, how I cannot mow the lawn for you We were fun and we had cred...

SHEDi xxx

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Great start to SHED weekend there with DIG UP.:clap: :clap: :evil4:

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Don't forget to get the mud from your wellies. You're not walking that in the bloody house.

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It appears the bloke opposite has had a new shed delivered and it looks an absolute beaut... May have to pop over later for a quick look!!! Terrible isn't it - coveting thy neighbour's shed!

SHEDi xxx

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Just spoken to Diggy - three shed games this evening so don't be late! And apparently they're going to be the most fiendish yet!

SHEDi xxx

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SHEDimon wrote: Just spoken to Diggy - three shed games this evening so don't be late! And apparently they're going to be the most fiendish yet!

SHEDi xxx

:eek: :eek: :eek:

And im forewarned, therefore unlikely to miss them!! Can it be true??:eek:

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Stuff yea Big Brother Look whats on the Beb!!!!

9pm
9:00 pm Have I Got a Shed Game for You Regulars SHEDimon and SHED are joined by guest host Percy Thrower , Sheddo and NOOLigan.
9:30 pm The Smith and Jones Sketchbook Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones are reunited to present the very best of ten series of Smith and Jones, plus new updated versions of their famous head to head routines.

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Sheddo wrote:

SHEDimon wrote: Just spoken to Diggy - three shed games this evening so don't be late! And apparently they're going to be the most fiendish yet!

SHEDi xxx

:eek: :eek: :eek:

And im forewarned, therefore unlikely to miss them!! Can it be true??:eek:

Aye, couldn't bear to see anyone miss out after last night's action... Diggy says we have to ask questions to get clues...

SHEDi xxx

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REN wrote: Stuff yea Big Brother Look whats on the Beb!!!!

9pm
9:00 pm Have I Got a Shed Game for You Regulars SHEDimon and SHED are joined by guest host Percy Thrower , Sheddo and NOOLigan.
9:30 pm The Smith and Jones Sketchbook Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones are reunited to present the very best of ten series of Smith and Jones, plus new updated versions of their famous SHED to SHED routines.

:abovelol:

SHEDi xxx

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SHEDimon wrote:

Sheddo wrote:

SHEDimon wrote: Just spoken to Diggy - three shed games this evening so don't be late! And apparently they're going to be the most fiendish yet!

SHEDi xxx

:eek: :eek: :eek:

And im forewarned, therefore unlikely to miss them!! Can it be true??:eek:

Aye, couldn't bear to see anyone miss out after last night's action... Diggy says we have to ask questions to get clues...

SHEDi xxx

Well diggy is a bit easier to guess ('cept for me cos im not a learned in the NO trivia etc as you guys). Its like Room 101 was much harder with Nick Hancock, so the Shed game was much harder with Johnny. (No offense mike :thumb: )

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