The Shed

All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should Right now, Lick it good suck this pussy just like you should My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack,

My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it Don't stop, just do, do it Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga all over your face and stuff slow head show me so much love the best head comes from a thug the dick good dick big and long slow fuckin til the crack of dawn on the edge makin faces n stuff Through the night, making so much love Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good Lick this pussy just like you should Right now, lick it good Lick this pussy just like you should

[Chorus] My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G's But fuck that nigga, get on your knees A bitch like me moans and screams Thug misses know what I mean At the club so fresh, so clean Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me So hot in the line, on green With a unit on my face, so mean I gotta pick which nigga I need to suck a thug nigga satisfy me Try me nigga I'll make you see them bitches aint got shit on me

So, lick it now, lick it good Lick this pussy just like you should Right now, lick it good Lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack

So, lick it now, lick it good Suck this pussy just like you should Right now, lick it good Suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack

owens, why are you posting total crap?

Because it's better than your crap.

mine is not crap. i suggest you do a bit of reading.

That's a personal opinion of yours.

Anyway, isn't this thread all about posting crap?

Christopher Owens wrote: That's a personal opinion of yours.

Anyway, isn't this thread all about posting crap?

it would be nice if it was at least reasonably interesting.

NOOLigan wrote:

it would be nice if it was at least reasonably interesting.

Once again, that's a personal opinion. Some of your posts don't interest me, but I don't take you to task for that.

wind yer necks in the pair of you afore i tan yer hides.

Doctor? wrote: wind yer necks in the pair of you afore i tan yer hides.

Eye'll knack yer ballicks in, Cambo.

Christopher Owens wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

it would be nice if it was at least reasonably interesting.

Once again, that's a personal opinion. Some of your posts don't interest me, but I don't take you to task for that.

so it is.

check this out. then you'll understand.

Thank you very much for the suggestion.

Now why didn't you do that in the first place, instead of telling me I post crap?

Christopher Owens wrote: Thank you very much for the suggestion.

Now why didn't you do that in the first place, instead of telling me I post crap?

you mean that wasn't crap?

Since you have explained which book it comes from, I can now look at the book and judge the context.

Posting it randomly on this thread, not explaining them and then taking me to task over my posts does make your posts look like crap.

Hah! I'll never post in the Shed again, but the undisputed two biggest posters of crap on this board arguing with each other about posting crap.

Fantastic!

Liam in the shed. well i never.... .

you just couldn't resist spewing you ususal lot of poison could you.

oh how petty.

What the fuck is this world Running to? You didn't Leave a message At least I could have Learned your voice one last time. Daily minefield This could be my time How 'bout you? Would you hit me? Would you hit me?

All the bills go by And initiatives are taken up By the middle There ain't gonna be any middle any more And the cross I'm bearing home Ain't indicative of my place Left the porch Left the porch

Hear my name Take a good look This could be the day Hold my hand Walk beside me I just need to say...

Hear my name Take a good look This could be the day Hold my hand Lie beside me I just need to say What can I take? I just want to be I know that i would not ever touch you Hold you Feel you Ever hold Never again

Uncle Liam wrote: Hah! I'll never post in the Shed again, but the undisputed two biggest posters of crap on this board arguing with each other about posting crap.

Fantastic!

Oh the irony! The all-time biggest poster of boring crap appointing himself as moderator, slagging anybody else who posts.

He knows who I mean.

I am back. I had to go to the loo.

Now I think I'll log off to have breakfast. then I will go to the store.

Uncle Liam wrote: Hah! I'll never post in the Shed again, but the undisputed two biggest posters of crap on this board arguing with each other about posting crap.

Fantastic!

It's nice to see I have my own stalker who follows my every post.

Next thing he'll start talking about my MySpace page...

I have sent an email. so I haven't had breakfast yet. but i will have breakfast now.

Then I will go to the store. I will be back later.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: I have sent an email. so I haven't had breakfast yet. but i will have breakfast now.

Then I will go to the store. I will be back later.

thanks for keeping me informed comrade! let me know what you get from the store!

i'm just about to go get in the shower, right after i have made a cup of tea. after that i think i will laugh at juventus for getting relegated (hopefully).

Still don't get this place

FrogChorus wrote: Still don't get this place

So? I don't get why orange jam is called marmalade.

Christopher Owens wrote:

FrogChorus wrote: Still don't get this place

So? I don't get why orange jam is called marmalade.

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "marmalade" appeared in English in 1480, borrowed from French marshmelo which, in turn, came from the Portuguese marmelada. Originally, according to the root of the word, which is marmelo or quince, a preserve made from quinces was intended. There is no truth whatsoever to the common belief that the word derives from "Marie malade", referring to Mary, Queen of Scots, because she used it as a medicine for upset stomach.

Does that SHED any light on the matter?

It does. Thanks for that.

What is the price of love?

Welcome the singing FROGGIE! Just heard from the VIKINGS gloating about sitting at a bar in the sun waiting for NEW ORDER to play about 23:00 tonight whilst i was in my garden CUTTING THE GRASS!Good evening to all those who cannot make the SPANISH gigs.Probably be very quiet round these parts this weekend.My PC is still down but hoping for better news soon. Regards ROCKET MICK

not at rocket.

Christopher Owens wrote: It does. Thanks for that.

What is the price of love?

Heavy price of love

"A young couple in Uttar Pradesh is paying a heavy price for falling in love. The two have been locked in a mental asylum after the girl's brother went to a court to state that his sister was not mentally stable."

Well, for this couple at least, love comes at a heavy price.