Random questions

Having to carry out a survey on by far the filthiest house in the World (and no, i'm not exaggerating). This involved crawling around on the floor, pulling up floorboards, avoiding the rat-sized beetles and spiders and cat pooh dotted about on the shiny carpet.

I went in work with a hangover and to this day i don't know how i stopped myself retching (which was a Godsend considering the tenant was hovering over me the whole time). Amazingly avoided catching fleas, which lots of my colleagues have fallen prey to.

When i'd finished, I got in my car and decided baby wipes weren't enough, I had to shoot home for a quick shower. Ugh, the memory alone is making me itch. :dead:

Tidying/Cleaning a 15yr old's bedroom! Yuk.

worked in a Bank once. horrible.

banks are cunts. even when you've been with them for years they still wanna shaft you.

Were you trying to walk out with the cash drawer?

The location of some of our sites makes them somewhat susceptible to seagull poo. I’ve heard some awful stories about men having to deal with it.

Thankfully, I’ve been spared that.

The most unpleasant job I had was on a metal refinery. The gasses that came off the process were treated by bubbling through water, which rapidly turned to acid as it cleaned the air.

Going into the furnace room meant you had to breathe the untreated air – one of the most painful experiences of my life. Wouldn’t go near the place without full breathing apparatus now, but you do daft things when you’re young and nobody else on the site gave a shit. I did two days in there and coughed up blood for a week. Niice!

Most unpleasant so far has been that I worked for a Real Estate company that had an owner who did not have a clue on how to run a business.

Psy

Crawling in a stope on Vaal Reefs gold mine, one of the deepest in the world at close to 3000m below surface. The ambient temperature is upwards of 70C, humidity is 100% and the noise from the rock drills will deafen you in ten minutes unless you wear earplugs.

Thing is you've got to be able to hear because at those depths you get rockbursts where stresses in the rocks are so high that they literally explode out of the face in front of you. The only sign that one is coming is when the rock starts 'pinging' and then you crawl as fast as you can until you get to a raise line where you can stand up and run....

:rip:

EVERY job.I HATE work.END OF..........

Steve Campbell wrote: When I'm cuddling someone special.

That would be my choice.

Er, not with you, Cambo.

mossy wrote: thank you all for your responces !

time for another random question !

Tell me about the most unpleasant job you've ever done ...?

Working at the carwash. Used to cost me more in gas to get to work than I was taking home.

Boss was a total cnut on top of it all. Only good part about the job was winding him up.

that would have to be when i was a ceramic tiler. demolishing old bathrooms. mould and other crap there. yuck.

I worked as a nanny down in Atlanta for about 4 days - the kids were just too much ! and I hate cleaning bathrooms .

Jem-ewe! Wino-lol :) J.A.K.-sympathies Diamond-yikes ! Psylocke Smith -sympathies Geoff-interesting ! SHED- so true Comrade- hee hee

Thank you all once again !!! Time for another random question !!!

If you could be a creature of sea what would you be ???

i once had to stab Crabs in the mouth and into there brain to kill them, i didn't really enjoy that, since that day i've had a fear of cooking live shellfish

NOOLigan - interesting :) was destruction fun ? (besides yucky mold )

dolphins seem to enjoy them selves much of the time, so I'll go with that.

mossy wrote: NOOLigan - interesting :) was destruction fun ? (besides yucky mold )

it was fun yes, but also hard work. Nothing beats taking a sledge hammer to a wall.

not that I'm normally destructive.

Patrick - I give you most unpleasant job award ! poor little critters & poor you !

:) non destructive dolphin you are ! :)

mossy wrote: :) non destructive dolphin you are ! :)

you didn't play the shed game.

After a terribly unsuccessful gig in belfast, We were out drinking until 8am, and had to go back and move the sound rig back to the hire shop by 11. I'd been wearing my big ass DM's non stop for 2 days by this stage and the skin had GONE from my feet when I took them off for a brief hour in bed. And so with a WORLD class Hangover I sat with my head out the car window to stop from being ill, while my feet were red raw and screaming agony at me. We got to belfast and the bastard crusties that ran the place didn;t turn up til 1230 [1]...whereupon We had to de-rig the stage and I had to hump ENORMOUS speakers, like 6 ft high down 4 floors worth of stairs, in the self same Dm's I might add. Don't think I moved for a month afterwards and all my mates could do was call me lazy and make fun of me. Bastards.

[1] should have incurred us an extra days rental which would have been great as we'd already basically lost money on the night. But the sound hire guy just said "those crusty cunts do that all the time, I'll put it on their account" LOL.

Awe !!!! I missed- shed ? boo.... Misunderstood time I guess ....poo...

mossy wrote: Awe !!!! I missed- shed ? boo.... Misunderstood time I guess ....poo...

Lucky you, Mossy, the shed is shite.

I'm a Waltons type of girl ! Shed sounds fun !!

What's a Walton's type of girl, Mossy?

Aside from that bit of confusion, if the Shed sounds like fun, you'll prolly be quite happy there with NOOL's dullest.

Now that Chatroom, that's fun. They say....

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: What's a Walton's type of girl, Mossy?

Aside from that bit of confusion, if the Shed sounds like fun, you'll prolly be quite happy there with NOOL's dullest.

Now that Chatroom, that's fun. They say....

thanks Comrade.

You'd know all about making the shedroom, uhm "interesting".

oh boys .... i will try shed someday and if it makes you feel better comrade - i have a thingy for christopher walken ! ( lol ) and maybe will have a chat someday - now tell me if u could be a sea creature what would ya be ? ! :)

mossy wrote: oh boys .... i will try shed someday and if it makes you feel better comrade - i have a thingy for christopher walken ! ( lol ) and maybe will have a chat someday - now tell me if u could be a sea creature what would ya be ? ! :)

Wowie wow wow!

Off the top of my head, without putting any thought into it, a seahorse. :)

seahorse good !!

Oki I'm out for awhile - :)

random question still is

If you could be a creature of the sea - what would you be ?!!

Dolphin...yep, smartest creature in the world. And delicious!...