How's this for taking it seriously...Silverstone are installing extra diamond screens so people can come to qually on saturday and ignore the amazing brittish built cars whizzing by them in favour of watching Engerland get beaten by..well whoever they're playing as long as they are better than N Ireland.
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Barnette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Speaking of whic....How much would you pay to see te FA-allstars vs the Aussie Rules allstars....LOL...there's a game that needs "adaggio for strings" as a soundtrack.
Mmmmmmm, interesting concept. Of course the big Aussie rules boys would obliterate them :D
you can just hear the English footballers tho "oooh girls ahm not goin out there today, you can' get a decent pedicure anywhere in this country and have you SEEN my hair"
Steve Campbell wrote: No I said I cannot IMAGINE anything making me hapier. It could just mean I have a poor imagination.
(or one that is completely caught up in visualising a variety of spectacular exits for red cars)
I bet that's not true.
I bet you imagined something FAR more exciting before you got out of bed this morning.
I know I did. My arm still hurts a bit ![]()
i just saw what the schu did. that really sucks. ![]()
even if he had stalled, he could have parked the car a bit more out of the way.
NOOLigan wrote: i just saw what the schu did. that really sucks.
even if he had stalled, he could have parked the car a bit more out of the way.
yeah but you can see exactly what happens, he bumps the gully under the wall of the rascasse cafe, not the wall, it just hops the wheel a bit and costs him...oooooooh, what, 0.05s? corrects it...THEN just let's go. The complete giveaway was the way he steered if so that he didn't bend anything as he ran it up against the other wall. Not the first time he has done this either. Austria 2001, he spun at turn one, and then got the car recovered, drove it accross the racing line and jumped on both pedals to stall it, block the track and force a red flag and restart so he cuold get another go.
Col...yer probably right, but I've got my racing head on, no time for such frivolity now :D
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: Get off yer high (prancing) horse!
You love him really!
You tell him!![]()
This is no place for a picture from your webcam of some bint shitting on your bed.
Course I love Schu when he is being schu.....like he was in the last couple of races, a proper mad bastard, elastic band round the cock, racer. But he DOES get away with too much cheating sorry, but he does, just the way McRon did in 98 and 99.
And FWIW, I still lay Jerez97 at piglet villeneuve's door. (well that's me baned from NOOL when spotty reads that).
Honestly right now I'm thinking.,..."right let's get the glamour and the precision over with and get some fuckin silverstone happening". Man Copse corner is meant to be FLAT this year, I'm waching from behind the sofa.
PS...I am on no manner of equine mount at all, irrespective of it's predisposition to dancing, or indeed it's height above sea level......I LOVE a good bit of cheating....I just think this one is lame as hell, cos....well....cos I've done the same thing in GAMES! that's how lame it is, a pot head pixie with a playstation/PC worked it out...and the (ahem) "greatest driver ever" ( forgetting of coure that fangio and moss et al, actaully controlled their own car and weren't just ballast for the computer to lug round).....decided to actually USE it, at the most important race of the year.
It's poor....provocatively poor.
Mmm...
I'm normally an apologist for all things Schumacher but I've just seen the post-qual interview...
He pretended not to be sure of the name of the corner he broke down on. EVERYONE knows the name of that corner. He's LYING. Badly.
Not that it makes him a bad person - he tried to cheat and he got caught and now he has to spend three hours driving around in circles thinking about it.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Barnette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Speaking of whic....How much would you pay to see te FA-allstars vs the Aussie Rules allstars....LOL...there's a game that needs "adaggio for strings" as a soundtrack.
Mmmmmmm, interesting concept. Of course the big Aussie rules boys would obliterate them :D
you can just hear the English footballers tho "oooh girls ahm not goin out there today, you can' get a decent pedicure anywhere in this country and have you SEEN my hair"
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This ain't no nancy boy.

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: Mmm...
I'm normally an apologist for all things Schumacher but I've just seen the post-qual interview...
He pretended not to be sure of the name of the corner he broke down on. EVERYONE knows the name of that corner. He's LYING. Badly.
Not that it makes him a bad person - he tried to cheat and he got caught and now he has to spend three hours driving around in circles thinking about it.
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Yup. FFS...most people know the table number of the one in the corner there never mind the name of the corner/cafe. I saw a simmillar thing in BTCC once....plato rammed thompson at the hairpin at Oulton, then coming up over the top of the hill thompson just offed him, hollywood stylee, into the armco at like 110mph......then pleaded completely amnesia about it....pathetic...if he'd just said "big nose rammed me so I tried to kill the cunt" I'd have respected him.
Barnette wrote: This ain't no nancy boy.
regardless of whatever filth is coursing through that sewer of a female brain of yours....yup...that guy looks like he'd pick Beckham up, snap him in half and drink his bone marrow :D
I say bring back "superstars" a daft tv show where guys from different sports compete to see who is fittest/best. F1 drivers used to beat everyone else while drunk LOL ( no really)
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:
Barnette wrote:
This ain't no nancy boy.
Wasn't he in the Village People?
Fiver says you wouldn't say that to his face :D
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: A tenner says I would
Bender.
Well I didn't realise it would be a chat up line, sorry ;)
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: Just seen the interview again.
"I think it's called Rascasse"
Does he win £40?
yup ...in prize money when he finishes 22nd ;)
(ok, i think we all know there wont be 22 finishers but u get my drift)
Steve Campbell wrote:
Barnette wrote: This ain't no nancy boy.
regardless of whatever filth is coursing through that sewer of a female brain of yours....yup...that guy looks like he'd pick Beckham up, snap him in half and drink his bone marrow :D
You have such a way with words!!
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Not half bad that one, tho I can't imagine you enjoyed it much through your hangover.
ROLL ON SILVERSTONE....in the absence of Spa, probably the best track this year.
Do they really need drivers, i thought the they could be raced from the Pit's like Scalectrix.
It would be more intersting, we would have more crashes :D
a tv audeience as large as that for the W/C final. ME Ferdie Schumacher (muuuhahahah) and the THOUSANDS of scantily clad hotties who fill the place each year.
