Gillespie's Guide to Getting Off It

This week's NME is really rather good.

Festival warm-up issue, with free tabloid-sized guide to the summer.

Best bit is Bobby Gillespie's guide to getting f**ked up.

Surely a candidate for the best-researched article ever written!

ive just been reading this nme festival guide.saw bobby's expert view,tee hee . bloody hell how many festivals are there nowadays ? bloody hundreds of them in there. there's one that would have been a right laugh but too late because its this weekend - glastonbudget - tribute act fest,the jamm,clone roses,pink fraud,robbing williams,fucking great names,and the real chas and dave are on . anyway i am at v festival this year but next year i'll be going GLASTONBUDGET

Any scans available? Cheers.