Barney Army in his shed

I sense trouble...

/me danders off whistling "the girl from iponena"

That is bloody funny though.

strange post.

I've met you Jon lad, you seemed as meek as a mouse, fair play, no worries. You seemed ok.

I tend to mix with more socially adept characters....each to his own eh?

whats yer problem?

Barney Army wrote: strange post.

I've met you Jon lad, you seemed as meek as a mouse, fair play, no worries. You seemed ok.

I tend to mix with more socially adept characters....each to his own eh?

whats yer problem?

I'm pretty sure it was meant for comic value only.(I Really hope so, Can't be doing with all this drama....I don't like soap operas

Minx wrote: I Really hope so, Can't be doing with all this drama....I don't like soap operas

Get real Lady, you keep tryin to fan the flames.

We all love a good ruck....

If you think that's a shed, no wonder your in there.

You are without doubt one of the funniest fuckers on here BA..don't mind saying.

You still full of fuck???

MSN ALERT!!!!

Boaty, Missy Jem here, we've all tried mailing you today but your address is buggered!

Email us, we need to arrange Blackpool!

My address aint buggered its hownow_885@msn.com Just tell me where the sesh commences,and I'll be there.

How do I access Bonzy's email if it does'nt even let me view her profile? I'll mail you Jem

Boatraceface wrote: My address aint buggered its hownow_885@msn.com Just tell me where the sesh commences,and I'll be there.

careful fella, give your whereabouts away and it may not just be your email that gets buggered..... given your history

Being a Gay Icon can really hamper a red blooded fella

Barney Army wrote: strange post.

I've met you Jon lad, you seemed as meek as a mouse, fair play, no worries. You seemed ok.

I tend to mix with more socially adept characters....each to his own eh?

whats yer problem?

to quote yer own "hook,line.."

Boatraceface wrote: You are without doubt one of the funniest fuckers on here BA..don't mind saying.

You still full of fuck???

Johnny? Are you taking umbridge with me?Get hold of yourself,touchybollox. Regardless of anything posted over the last few days BA has give me a some laughs with his posts,What of it?....I am looking at a computer screen I know neither of you,and am not about to form alliegences with anyone I don't know.If your drawing battle lines then it does'nt concern me.But you might want to think twice before you start with me....

(Boat you've prob got my works address - mail jemma_claireuk@yahoo.co.uk)

Cue Spam - how are you all anyway?

Bonzette wrote: (Boat you've prob got my works address - mail jemma_claireuk@yahoo.co.uk)

Does'nt work! Right carry on this is

I'll tell you my plans for Blackpool now tho.... getting wrecked and watching New Order

Boatraceface wrote: Johnny? Are you taking umbridge with me?Get hold of yourself,touchybollox. Regardless of anything posted over the last few days BA has give me a some laughs with his posts,What of it?....I am looking at a computer screen I know neither of you,and am not about to form alliegences with anyone I don't know.If your drawing battle lines then it does'nt concern me.But you might want to think twice before you start with me....

Boaty, basically we all can't wait to meet you you're a very honest guy.

I'll try again Monday

Missy Jem

Johnny, don't point that guuuun at meee...

Actually,thinking about it,BRF why are you ,a decent honest guy,supporting that potential psycho ,BA, who slags off NOOLERS like Emma Peel and Nooligan?

Flaming June wrote: Actually,thinking about it,BRF why are you ,a decent honest guy,supporting that potential psycho ,BA, who slags off NOOLERS like Emma Peel and Nooligan?

Johnny, you're a sound lad. I've met you, so I know you're a sound lad. Can we drop this though, please? I obviously know BA a lot better than I know you though so it's obvious which way I'm gonna fall on this one. Perhaps BA should temper it, but starting a thread slating him, and continuing to slate him ain't gonna help matters, is it.

Like I said, BA should temper it. And so should you. I'm sat here with his Mrs for fcuks's sake so this is all a bit galling for her.

It would be nice to think we could all go to Liverpool and beyond without looking over our shoulders...

Al Jarvis (diplomat).

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote: 'kin hell.

Never seen so many handbags on here tonight

I've never used that smiley before, but needs must (MJ)

A)I have'nt seen BA slag Nooligan or Emma Peel! b)I don't give a rats tits anyway and c)What support are you on about?

I'm my own man,with a real life, who makes an effort not to get emotionally involved in Nooland...Your letting yourself down a little now...Its only the internet.

Edit:To Johnny

Bonzette wrote:

Flaming June wrote: Actually,thinking about it,BRF why are you ,a decent honest guy,supporting that potential psycho ,BA, who slags off NOOLERS like Emma Peel and Nooligan?

Johnny, you're a sound lad. I've met you, so I know you're a sound lad. Can we drop this though, please? I obviously know BA a lot better than I know you though so it's obvious which way I'm gonna fall on this one. Perhaps BA should temper it, but starting a thread slating him, and continuing to slate him ain't gonna help matters, is it.

Like I said, BA should temper it. And so should you. I'm sat here with his Mrs for fcuks's sake so this is all a bit galling for her.

It would be nice to think we could all go to Liverpool and beyond without looking over our shoulders...

Al Jarvis (diplomat).

Fine, i apoligise,sorry.As long as BA doesn't start any more threads slagging Emma Peel and Nooligan and shedheads.Which he has done in the past

His thread was fuckin' hilarious, though.....

Bonzette wrote: Boaty, basically we all can't wait to meet you you're a very honest guy.

I'll try again Monday

Missy Jem

How could I refuse?:D Be great to meet as many as possible

Where is the meet??

Boatraceface wrote:

I'm my own man,with a real life, .

Edit:To Johnny

what, and i haven't got a real life? so that mortgage i have to pay is just an illusion or something?

Johnny, cut it out. Don't start a fight with BRF.

Go to bed and get the drink out of your system.

Flaming June wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Flaming June wrote: Actually,thinking about it,BRF why are you ,a decent honest guy,supporting that potential psycho ,BA, who slags off NOOLERS like Emma Peel and Nooligan?

Johnny, you're a sound lad. I've met you, so I know you're a sound lad. Can we drop this though, please? I obviously know BA a lot better than I know you though so it's obvious which way I'm gonna fall on this one. Perhaps BA should temper it, but starting a thread slating him, and continuing to slate him ain't gonna help matters, is it.

Like I said, BA should temper it. And so should you. I'm sat here with his Mrs for fcuks's sake so this is all a bit galling for her.

It would be nice to think we could all go to Liverpool and beyond without looking over our shoulders...

Al Jarvis (diplomat).

Fine, i apoligise,sorry.As long as BA doesn't start any more threads slagging Emma Peel and Nooligan and shedheads.Which he has done in the past

Point taken. If he starts then I can't defend him.

Al.

Flaming June wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

I'm my own man,with a real life, .

Edit:To Johnny

what, and i haven't got a real life? so that mortgage i have to pay is just an illusion or something?

Just stop it J! I did'nt say that,or even imply! You misunderstand.Its a little trivial to me, is what i'm saying.

just gotta laugh..

bit weird though.

You didnt waste any time getting a thumb on yer head did you Jonny

Barney Army wrote:

You didnt waste any time getting a thumb on yer head did you Jonny

Oh i dunno.... i've got to the grand old age of 38 without becoming "under the thumb" .Result,from where i'm standing

why can't we all just get along

Flaming June wrote:

Oh i dunno.... i've got to the grand old age of 38 without becoming "under the thumb" .Result,from where i'm standing

Nice one, but have you mastered the art of letting a chick think you are?

I havent, I always get bubbled :\ohwell:

Plenty of time yet though

Egos.

Though I've seen worse on other boards.

FUCKING HELL.WHAT THE FUCK is this about,u lot should of been in CHORLEY tonight!

Barney Army wrote:

Flaming June wrote:

Oh i dunno.... i've got to the grand old age of 38 without becoming "under the thumb" .Result,from where i'm standing

Nice one, but have you mastered the art of letting a chick think you are?

One chick thought she had me under, once.But i pulled a surprise and escaped

SHED wrote: FUCKING HELL.WHAT THE FUCK is this about,u lot should of been in CHORLEY tonight!

Something you wanna tell us Mick?

SHED wrote: FUCKING HELL.WHAT THE FUCK is this about

Nothing really, just thought i'd start on Barney Army for a laugh

SHED wrote: FUCKING HELL.WHAT THE FUCK is this about,u lot should of been in CHORLEY tonight!

WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST BE LIKE MICK? THAT WOULD BE SO MINT

Christopher Owens wrote: Egos.

Though I've seen worse on other boards.

O'here-Egos! Which Board? The Cure

Master Of Puppets wrote:

SHED wrote: FUCKING HELL.WHAT THE FUCK is this about,u lot should of been in CHORLEY tonight!

WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST BE LIKE MICK? THAT WOULD BE SO MINT

I'm like Mick. Long-lost twins, we are.

SHED wrote: FUCKING HELL.WHAT THE FUCK is this about,u lot should of been in CHORLEY tonight!

Oi! You should be with the London / Luton / Bolton Order in Norf london tonight. We know the score.

AJ.

Er, except I haven't been on the piss for seven hours.

I caused MAYHEM tonight but there was NO BLOOD.Hell fire the first £40 of BEER went down a TREAT and then i had to go for for a TAXI.Pizza and and beer now,let us CHILL!

Flaming June wrote:

SHED wrote: FUCKING HELL.WHAT THE FUCK is this about

Nothing really, just thought i'd start on Barney Army for a laugh

Well you got one You timing is raw,tho definatly!

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Er, except I haven't been on the piss for seven hours.

11hrs for some of us.

Al J.

Bonzette wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Er, except I haven't been on the piss for seven hours.

11hrs for some of us.

Al J.

11 hrs and how many tatts?

Pshhhtttt..

not too keen on Coors though, but its the last can. So it will have to do.

Boatraceface wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Er, except I haven't been on the piss for seven hours.

11hrs for some of us.

Al J.

11 hrs and how many tatts?

How many fcuking grammes.

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Er, except I haven't been on the piss for seven hours.

11hrs for some of us.

Al J.

11 hrs and how many tatts?

How many fcuking grammes.

A Proper honest to goodness bender then Here's to the next 11 hours

For youz that is...I'll be sleeping :\ohwell:

Baby sitting now waiting up for MRS BRF. Middlesbrough musiclive festival my turn tommorrow.Proper sesh assured!

Loads and loads of bands,16 stages I believe.Probably all shite... But its what you make of it...Actually I'm looking forward to seeing the Upper Room.The headliners are Ocean Colour Scene,and the weather forecast is favourable.

Master Of Puppets wrote:

SHED wrote: FUCKING HELL.WHAT THE FUCK is this about,u lot should of been in CHORLEY tonight!

WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST BE LIKE MICK? THAT WOULD BE SO MINT

LOL...you didn't see what a pile of cunts Mick got us all called mate LOL. (mainly me tho)

Apparently I was on MSN with him and DIGI plotting awful things to say. Really...i was told that.....and that we're ALL cunts. LOL

Hope you all enjoy yer pre-gig meets, looks like I'll be arriving late under a blanket.

Doctor? wrote:

Master Of Puppets wrote:

SHED wrote: FUCKING HELL.WHAT THE FUCK is this about,u lot should of been in CHORLEY tonight!

WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST BE LIKE MICK? THAT WOULD BE SO MINT

LOL...you didn't see what a pile of cunts Mick got us all called mate LOL. (mainly me tho)

Apparently I was on MSN with him and DIGI plotting awful things to say. Really...i was told that.....and that we're ALL cunts. LOL

Hope you all enjoy yer pre-gig meets, looks like I'll be arriving late under a blanket.

Will do!

Rocket does rule though!

No problems here:)

So who WAS i conspiring with?

Just Digi the cunt then?

Doctor? wrote: So who WAS i conspiring with?

Just Digi the cunt then?

What's Diggy got to do with anything?

Not a clue what you're on about mate? Never mentioned Diggy to you at all.

Stop bringing people into this.

My problem is with you, and you only.

Be a bigger man and sort this out by e-mail.

But by airing our problems in public, you have confirmed what kind of person you are.

No need was there?

you don;t recall calling Mick a cunt and digi a cunt? You don;t recall thinking I was insulting you because MICK had already started on you? I have the Emails, I can post them unless you admit what you said.

"you're ALL a bunch of cunt" I believe was your exact phrase.

BTW, you're the only person who knew who I was talking about. until you posted.

I did mail you, you ignored me.

Doctor? wrote: you don;t recall calling Mick a cunt and digi a cunt? You don;t recall thinking I was insulting you because MICK had already started on you? I have the Emails, I can post them unless you admit what you said.

"you're ALL a bunch of cunt" I believe was your exact phrase.

BTW, you're the only person who knew who I was talking about. until you posted.

I did mail you, you ignored me.

Steve,

Everyone knows how i felt that night- it was here for all to see, but you are pulling names out and making it individual.Because I made the reference "you". Not really on is it mate?

Send people e-mails I've sent you?

Barney Army was right all these weeks about you- CAN'T BE TRUSTED and YOu know as well as I do, that you're being a dick.

I know who my friends are.

Don't bother posting back- you can e-mail me if you have anything else to say. This ends here.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Doctor? wrote: "you're ALL a bunch of cunt" I believe was your exact phrase.

You are all a bunch of cnuts though.

Er, who we talking about again?!

Just me and i AM. BAd day to have a HANGOVER though.Hope you are well AL. Is Johnny in GERMANY now?

So he has STAMINA to match his money too.What a great combination.I don't KNOW how he does it at HIS age!

is cambo fighting with bonzette now?!? whats goin on!!

I apoligise profusley for my antics last night.I was pissed out my head and had been verbally attacked quite a bit by certain people i was out with in the afternoon.I was in a bad fuckked up mood.I had been annoyed at some thing's BA had been saying on here lately and felt like giving him a taste of his own medicine.Load of bollocks really though eh?

Apoligies to BRF ,too

Told you a nihgt out with that lot would go weird mate ;)

Master Of Puppets wrote: is cambo fighting with bonzette now?!? whats goin on!!

NO, i just pissed her off for the 2nd time in 3 days without meaning to. She's right I am a dick.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Flaming June wrote: I apoligise profusley for my antics last night.I was pissed out my head

You count yourself lucky. I had a couple of cheeky beers with Bonz, Jem and Dave ... woke up this morning ... I've HAD A FCUKING TATTOO!

At least you can rub yours off!!!

GREAT-everyone has MADE up now i hope.LEATHAL combination is NOOL and BEER.Will stay sober today though.Have a great weekend everyone. Regards Rocket Mick

Flaming June wrote: I apoligise profusley for my antics last night.I was pissed out my head and had been verbally attacked quite a bit by certain people i was out with in the afternoon.I was in a bad fuckked up mood.I had been annoyed at some thing's BA had been saying on here lately and felt like giving him a taste of his own medicine.Load of bollocks really though eh?

Apoligies to BRF ,too

Apologies accepted by me,don't sweat it Johnny Anyone can take a funny turn.Bit wide the mark having a pop at me perhaps.Nice that you're man enough to admitt it tho!Respect for that.

I have no issues with anyone here personally,and I'm off out to see some bands and get slaughtered today..Won't give any of it a second thought...Mind its always a possibility i'll come on here at 2am and kick off for fuck all much myself.Just for the crac Love yers and leave yers peeps,bye for now

NOOL'ers meet up in Liverpool. :D

I love that film

Apologies here too. I don't know what I was thinking...

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Master Of Puppets wrote:

SHED wrote: FUCKING HELL.WHAT THE FUCK is this about,u lot should of been in CHORLEY tonight!

WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST BE LIKE MICK? THAT WOULD BE SO MINT

I'm like Mick. Long-lost twins, we are.

Bonzette wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Er, except I haven't been on the piss for seven hours.

11hrs for some of us.

Al J.

...Because I'm not like Mick-- he works.

Shug wrote: I'd just like to say that LIAM IS A CUNT.

Do you say that in your sleep Shug?

Please note Rocket Mick, bottom left, when he was in his thirties

You Bastard, I've spilt my wine

Pot Head Pixie wrote:

Please note Rocket Mick, bottom left, when he was in his thirties

You Bastard, I've spilt my wine

What WAS it?

Rawnsley

£4.99 from £9.99 in Tesco

You going to Liverpool ?

SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice wine eh!

Yeah, not bad at all!:)

No, only Wembley & Wolves for me 'fraid. Other dates clash with work/holidays.

However.........

Wembley is 'touch and go' at present........

aaawwwwwww