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Apart from the usual suspects who are always causing trouble, this board seems to have descended into a great big mutual appreciation soceity. And quite frankly it knocks me (and I daresay most people who have a brain) sick.

Can we cut it out and start acting at least reasonably normal?

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Uncle Liam wrote: Apart from the usual suspects who are always causing trouble, this board seems to have descended into a great big mutual appreciation soceity. And quite frankly it knocks me (and I daresay most people who have a brain) sick.

Can we cut it out and start acting at least reasonably normal?

You want us all to bash the shit out of each other, Liam?

I dunno. What's 'the norm'?

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:wtf: Just let people be

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Minx wrote: :wtf: Just let people be

What? let people be. your one of the worst. Starting threads saying how great people are you've never met or even had a meaningful conversation.

Whats all that about?

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Liam's way of saying the Foo Fighters were shit, and that Ashcroft will be shit as well.

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Uncle Liam wrote:

Minx wrote: :wtf: Just let people be

What? let people be. your one of the worst. Starting threads saying how great people are you've never met or even had a meaningful conversation.

Whats all that about?

:laugh: he's off.

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Christopher Owens wrote: Liam's way of saying the Foo Fighters were shit, and that Ashcroft will be shit as well.

And you can piss off as well.

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Uncle Liam wrote: Apart from the usual suspects who are always causing trouble, this board seems to have descended into a great big mutual appreciation soceity. And quite frankly it knocks me (and I daresay most people who have a brain) sick.

Can we cut it out and start acting at least reasonably normal?

Thank fcuk, it was getting dull around here since the last major ruck (Jarvo's Vampires thread) fizzled out, I was wondering when the next bone of contention would appear! :evil4:

Cheers Liam, I'm going to sit back with a tin of lager and hope this one reaches 7 pages within the hour :lol: :nod:

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Uncle Liam wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Liam's way of saying the Foo Fighters were shit, and that Ashcroft will be shit as well.

And you can piss off as well.

Which means: 'Yes, but I'm not telling you.'

It's great fun winding you up.:thumb:

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Uncle Liam wrote:

Minx wrote: :wtf: Just let people be

What? let people be. your one of the worst. Starting threads saying how great people are you've never met or even had a meaningful conversation.

Whats all that about?

Er, Liam. Remind me who you keep referring to as 'the wife' even though you've never met. :uhoh: :nod:

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[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Apart from the usual suspects who are always causing trouble, this board seems to have descended into a great big mutual appreciation soceity. And quite frankly it knocks me (and I daresay most people who have a brain) sick.

Can we cut it out and start acting at least reasonably normal?

Thank fcuk, it was getting dull around here since the last major ruck (Jarvo's Vampires thread) fizzled out, I was wondering when the next bone of contention would appear! :evil4:

Cheers Liam, I'm going to sit back with a tin of lager and hope this one reaches 7 pages within the hour :lol: :nod:

:abovelol:

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Liam's way of saying the Foo Fighters were shit, and that Ashcroft will be shit as well.

And you can piss off as well.

Which means: 'Yes, but I'm not telling you.'

It's great fun winding you up.:thumb:

Fish in a barrel comes to mind.

Maybe you and I should start a tedious debate on NI, that should amuse him.

I will open with a well reason adult statment.

yous started it LOL

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well hello liam. nice to hear from you again.

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Doctor? wrote:

Fish in a barrel comes to mind.

Maybe you and I should start a tedious debate on NI, that should amuse him.

I will open with a well reason adult statment.

yous started it LOL

Now see here, Mr. Cambo. The time has come... for you... to go.

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote:

Minx wrote: :wtf: Just let people be

What? let people be. your one of the worst. Starting threads saying how great people are you've never met or even had a meaningful conversation.

Whats all that about?

Er, Liam. Remind me who you keep referring to as 'the wife' even though you've never met.

:rofl:

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Uncle Liam wrote:

Minx wrote: :wtf: Just let people be

What? let people be. your one of the worst. Starting threads saying how great people are you've never met or even had a meaningful conversation.

Whats all that about?

:abovelol: Exactly my point just let me be let every other fucker be FYI threads I've started have been hello(about me who i have known all my life funnily enough?!?) And about Britain(where I have lived all my life and therefor feel justified to talk about.) And a tongue in cheek one about Jack cos he was moaning about all the best and worst threads.(Which is just cheekiness/silliness.) Now I shall let you be

let you be the silly billy you so obviously are happy at playing at.

HUGS Minx

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Fish in a barrel comes to mind.

Maybe you and I should start a tedious debate on NI, that should amuse him.

I will open with a well reason adult statment.

yous started it LOL

Now see here, Mr. Cambo. The time has come... for you... to go.

LOL

the subtlest version of "huns fuck off" I ever read :D

See Jarvo's abandoned the wooden spoon and gone straight for the top of the range Kenwood chef tonight. :evil4:

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Minx wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote:

Minx wrote: :wtf: Just let people be

What? let people be. your one of the worst. Starting threads saying how great people are you've never met or even had a meaningful conversation.

Whats all that about?

:abovelol: Exactly my point just let me be let every other fucker be FYI threads I've started have been hello(about me who i have known all my life funnily enough?!?) And about Britain(where I have lived all my life and therefor feel justified to talk about.) And a tongue in cheek one about Jack cos he was moaning about all the best and worst threads.(Which is just cheekiness/silliness.) Now I shall let you be

let you be the silly billy you so obviously are happy at playing at.

HUGS Minx

He has a point though. You can shut the fcuk up till you allow us access to 'that' other picture of yours you used to have available.

I think that's what Liam was driving at. :skeptic:

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Doctor? wrote: See Jarvo's abandoned the wooden spoon and gone straight for the top of the range Kenwood chef tonight.

Fcuk it, I've got bugger all planned at work the morrow and half of the office are out. Might as well create some reading material for myself. :nod:

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Minx wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote:

Minx wrote: :wtf: Just let people be

What? let people be. your one of the worst. Starting threads saying how great people are you've never met or even had a meaningful conversation.

Whats all that about?

:abovelol: Exactly my point just let me be let every other fucker be FYI threads I've started have been hello(about me who i have known all my life funnily enough?!?) And about Britain(where I have lived all my life and therefor feel justified to talk about.) And a tongue in cheek one about Jack cos he was moaning about all the best and worst threads.(Which is just cheekiness/silliness.) Now I shall let you be

let you be the silly billy you so obviously are happy at playing at.

HUGS Minx

He has a point though. You can shut the fcuk up till you allow us access to 'that' other picture of yours you used to have available.

I think that's what Liam was driving at. :skeptic:

Interesting choice of words... :lol:

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Minx wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote:

Minx wrote: :wtf: Just let people be

What? let people be. your one of the worst. Starting threads saying how great people are you've never met or even had a meaningful conversation.

Whats all that about?

:abovelol: Exactly my point just let me be let every other fucker be FYI threads I've started have been hello(about me who i have known all my life funnily enough?!?) And about Britain(where I have lived all my life and therefor feel justified to talk about.) And a tongue in cheek one about Jack cos he was moaning about all the best and worst threads.(Which is just cheekiness/silliness.) Now I shall let you be

let you be the silly billy you so obviously are happy at playing at.

HUGS Minx

He has a point though. You can shut the fcuk up till you allow us access to 'that' other picture of yours you used to have available.

I think that's what Liam was driving at. :skeptic:

:abovelol:Hhhhmmm methinks that's what you are driving at.

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Doctor? wrote: See Jarvo's abandoned the wooden spoon and gone straight for the top of the range Kenwood chef tonight.

Fcuk it, I've got bugger all planned at work the morrow and half of the office are out. Might as well create some reading material for myself. :nod:

OK, but leave me on the bench this time. I've fucked up enough for one week already :D

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Doctor? wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Doctor? wrote: See Jarvo's abandoned the wooden spoon and gone straight for the top of the range Kenwood chef tonight.

Fcuk it, I've got bugger all planned at work the morrow and half of the office are out. Might as well create some reading material for myself. :nod:

OK, but leave me on the bench this time. I've fucked up enough for one week already :D

You've fucked up enough for a lot more than one week, sunshine. :nod: :lol:

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Al Jarvis wrote:

You've fucked up enough for a lot more than one week, sunshine. :nod: :lol:

:nod: :(

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Doctor? wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

You've fucked up enough for a lot more than one week, sunshine. :nod: :lol:

:nod: :(

:lol:

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Doctor? wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

You've fucked up enough for a lot more than one week, sunshine. :nod: :lol:

:nod: :(

Or have you though, reeaallly?! I'm sure some of your lot set up little tiffs online just to keep the rest of us entertained. :skeptic: :nod:

Easties has fcuk all on this site.

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Only 2 pages after half an hour? Come on people, pick up the pace! :nono:

I'm expecting alot more rattles being thrown out of the pram than this poor show!

Who are we laying odds on starting the first "I'll fuck off then" thread then blatantly not (nor ever having the intention of) actually doing it?

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Could it be that we have decided to let people be? There doesn't seem to be a kneeling down and praying smiley

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[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote: Only 2 pages after half an hour? Come on people, pick up the pace! :nono:

I'm expecting alot more rattles being thrown out of the pram than this poor show!

Who are we laying odds on starting the first "I'll fuck off then" thread then blatantly not (nor ever having the intention of) actually doing it?

Ally, why don't you make the effort to throw your handbag?

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Minx wrote: Could it be that we have decided to let people be? There doesn't seem to be a kneeling down and praying smiley

:rip:

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Christopher Owens wrote: Ally, why don't you make the effort to throw your handbag?

Don't be silly Christopher, I'm a bloke so I don't own one :bag:

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[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Ally, why don't you make the effort to throw your handbag?

Don't be silly Christopher, I'm a bloke so I don't own one :bag:

:uhoh:

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

Minx wrote: Could it be that we have decided to let people be? There doesn't seem to be a kneeling down and praying smiley

:rip:

Didn't want to use that in case anyone took it the wrong way and saw it as a threat or something....tippy toe... tippy toe:rolleyes:

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Minx wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Minx wrote: Could it be that we have decided to let people be? There doesn't seem to be a kneeling down and praying smiley

:rip:

Didn't want to use that in case anyone took it the wrong way and saw it as a threat or something....tippy toe... tippy toe:rolleyes:

Sorry, Minx, how tall did you say you were again?!

I just had to ask.

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Sorry, Minx, how tall did you say you were again?!

I just had to ask.

:confused2: :eek3:

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Minx wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Sorry, Minx, how tall did you say you were again?!

I just had to ask.

:confused2: :eek3:

What, you actually Don't Know?! :skeptic:

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argh why do people come and start arguments out of nowhere and then just fuck off? :confused2: :crazy:

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Minx wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Sorry, Minx, how tall did you say you were again?!

I just had to ask.

:confused2: :eek3:

From what I've read on here, not having met, he's into height the way the rest of us are into curves. :lol:

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Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Sorry, Minx, how tall did you say you were again?!

I just had to ask.

:confused2: :eek3:

From what I've read on here, not having met, he's into height the way the rest of us are into curves. :lol:

Nope, you've read me all wrong.

I'm into both. :nod:

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Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Sorry, Minx, how tall did you say you were again?!

I just had to ask.

:confused2: :eek3:

From what I've read on here, not having met, he's into height the way the rest of us are into curves. :lol:

Oi Jarvo.. Peter Crouch or Michael Owen, tomorrow?:laugh:

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Well I'm the right height with my heels on the rest of the time I feel too short. (woman's logic):crazy:

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Master Of Puppets wrote: argh why do people come and start arguments out of nowhere and then just fuck off? :confused2: :crazy:

He can't handle the intensity.:evil4:

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Master Of Puppets wrote: argh why do people come and start arguments out of nowhere and then just fuck off? :confused2: :crazy:

He can't handle the intensity.:evil4:

Obviously.

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Sorry, Minx, how tall did you say you were again?!

I just had to ask.

:confused2: :eek3:

From what I've read on here, not having met, he's into height the way the rest of us are into curves. :lol:

Oi Jarvo.. Peter Crouch or Michael Owen, tomorrow?:laugh:

Rooney. Now, if only he could grow his hair. :uhoh:

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Master Of Puppets wrote: argh why do people come and start arguments out of nowhere and then just fuck off? :confused2: :crazy:

Why do people fcuk off?! It's just a little something most of us have to attend in the morning which keeps us away from here all through the night.

It's called work, Jack. And it's a fcuking nightmare I can tell you. You'll get to learn all about it one day. :nod:

I only came on here to write a Wilson/Saville review from tonight's talk and, er, well, it'll give me something to do instead tomorrow. Suffice to say, met a couple of faces from here, heard Wilson/Saville tell some nice anecdotes, sat in the boozer with some lovely people after, including an interesting chat with Cerysmatic John who had even more anecdotes to tell. Er, and then I came home. Borng really.

Right, it's 1am, I've got shit to do dead early, so best fcuk off now whilst I've got a fighting chance.

As Esterhaus was wont to say, "Hey, let's be careful out there."

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Master Of Puppets wrote: argh why do people come and start arguments out of nowhere and then just fuck off? :confused2: :crazy:

That's probably the whole point?...Wind them up and watch them go?:nonono:

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Minx wrote:

Master Of Puppets wrote: argh why do people come and start arguments out of nowhere and then just fuck off? :confused2: :crazy:

That's probably the whole point?...Wind them up and watch them go?:nonono:

Nah Al I reckon this ones right.

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Sorry, Minx, how tall did you say you were again?!

I just had to ask.

:confused2: :eek3:

From what I've read on here, not having met, he's into height the way the rest of us are into curves. :lol:

Nope, you've read me all wrong.

I'm into both. :nod:

You ever think of having your legs shortenned to broaden your menu? :D

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Doctor? wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Sorry, Minx, how tall did you say you were again?!

I just had to ask.

:confused2: :eek3:

From what I've read on here, not having met, he's into height the way the rest of us are into curves. :lol:

Nope, you've read me all wrong.

I'm into both. :nod:

You ever think of having your legs shortenned to broaden your menu? :D

How fookin' tall is he? :lol:

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Somethin' to think about, Al... :lol:

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Maybe arsekissing is just the new fighting? I mean this seems to be fizzling out pretty quickly - 3 pages... :wtf:

SHEDi xxx

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just exactly what is wrong with behaving in a reasonably civil manner.

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NOOLigan wrote: just exactly what is wrong with behaving in a reasonably civil manner.

Nothing for Liam to feed on :D

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:sleep:

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kiss my arse:D

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Uncle Liam wrote: Apart from the usual suspects who are always causing trouble, this board seems to have descended into a great big mutual appreciation soceity. And quite frankly it knocks me (and I daresay most people who have a brain) sick.

Can we cut it out and start acting at least reasonably normal?

You fuckin' northerners can never be happy without some misery and pissing in someone else's beer.

There, is that better? :)

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Doctor? wrote: Well if he was 4 ft 6 every chick on earth would be a lanky fantasy to him :D

care to comment shug? :evil4:

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hibster wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Well if he was 4 ft 6 every chick on earth would be a lanky fantasy to him :D

care to comment shug? :evil4:

You want me to say I enjoy looking up to a big pair of tits don't ya!?!

You're a short arse an all.....and yer goin bald :shades:

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote:

Minx wrote: :wtf: Just let people be

What? let people be. your one of the worst. Starting threads saying how great people are you've never met or even had a meaningful conversation.

Whats all that about?

Er, Liam. Remind me who you keep referring to as 'the wife' even though you've never met. :uhoh: :nod:

four words al: mind. your. own. business. if liam and i end up getting along or not it's no business of yours, so why do you care? just continue hating me in private, let others decide for themselves what they think of me when they meet me, and we'll be just fine. :nod:

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AgentWood wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote:

Minx wrote: :wtf: Just let people be

What? let people be. your one of the worst. Starting threads saying how great people are you've never met or even had a meaningful conversation.

Whats all that about?

Er, Liam. Remind me who you keep referring to as 'the wife' even though you've never met. :uhoh: :nod:

four words al: mind. your. own. business. if liam and i end up getting along or not it's no business of yours, so why do you care? just continue hating me in private, let others decide for themselves what they think of me when they meet me, and we'll be just fine. :nod:

I was wondering when you'd show up :D

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she's back!!

:bow: :laugh:

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