Bad things about Gigs

Right,

people who dress in white shirts (particualrly the ones with blue lines going down) and jeans should be BANNED from going to gigs. Inspirals in Oldham last night, not only is there the worlds worst ever DJ present, ("Inspirals will be on very shortly, so get your drinks in!" a full 50 minutes before they came onstage, and every three minutes until the gig started) but there were these lads dancing to whatever was on like they were a strange mix of yer gran dancing to Karma Chamaleon and Eddie the Eagle. What twats. Especially the one who said "Is there a band on here tonight?" on his way in.

Next. A special mention to the slut who kept on accusing Alex on groping her, even though he had a drink in each of his hand. Not to mention she was a fucking dog. This caused Alex to move, and because he moved, as soon as there was a crowd surge this girl fell on her arse and started crying. Of course, as a result of this, Cath, Nick the Taxi Driver and myself had to listen to this story over and over again.

on a related note, Teenage girls should be BANNED from going to any proper gigs. They all hang around down the front, and as soon as it starts, they cant cope and cause inconvenience for everyone by having to push there way out and be carried out, usually kicking someone in the face. So far this year this has happenned at Manc V Cancer, The Ordinary Boys, Upteen Morrissey gigs, two Foo fighters Gigs, Editors and no doubt a few more. A right royal pain in the arse.

Security at gigs can fuck off as well. 90% of the time these people are just being complete CUNTS. At least the ones last night realised they were in a losing battle and gave up after two songs.

Anyone else who has similar experience should post here.

Oh yeah, and those goths who hang around gigs and just stand there looking glum (you know who you are) should fuck off, take that eyeliner off and get a haircut.

When you lose a shoe in the throng,and wait behind until the place clears and there are 7 shoes on the floor and not one of them is yours,is pretty shite.

Or when you drop a gurner on the floor,like I did at a Charlatans gig at Newcastle Mayfair when I was much younger,and scramble round at people's feet with a lighter looking for it...Also,lack of clean breathable air in a tightly packed moshpit,that forces you to take breaks from said moshpit!

Sticky gunky floors that make a huge sucking/ripping noise when you lift your foot up a tiny bit - they really piss me off - like trying to dance/bob/mosh/etc on fucking treacle.

Blokes who dance holding their ciggies aloft - and yes, sooner or later someone is going to get their eyeball singed. Stupid inconsiderate twats!

No ventilation when the temperature rises - another thing I can't stand.

Come to think of it most gig environments are really serious disaster zones waiting to happen. Lots of times I've done them in the past everyone has to squeeze through just one exit to get out. Not good. There has to be a new compulsory law / health and safety legislation governing this in the future but I doubt it will happen until a terrible tragedy unfolds first.

Uncle Liam wrote: Right,

people who dress in white shirts (particualrly the ones with blue lines going down) and jeans should be BANNED from going to gigs. Inspirals in Oldham last night, not only is there the worlds worst ever DJ present, ("Inspirals will be on very shortly, so get your drinks in!" a full 50 minutes before they came onstage, and every three minutes until the gig started) but there were these lads dancing to whatever was on like they were a strange mix of yer gran dancing to Karma Chamaleon and Eddie the Eagle. What twats. Especially the one who said "Is there a band on here tonight?" on his way in.

Next. A special mention to the slut who kept on accusing Alex on groping her, even though he had a drink in each of his hand. Not to mention she was a fucking dog. This caused Alex to move, and because he moved, as soon as there was a crowd surge this girl fell on her arse and started crying. Of course, as a result of this, Cath, Nick the Taxi Driver and myself had to listen to this story over and over again.

on a related note, Teenage girls should be BANNED from going to any proper gigs. They all hang around down the front, and as soon as it starts, they cant cope and cause inconvenience for everyone by having to push there way out and be carried out, usually kicking someone in the face. So far this year this has happenned at Manc V Cancer, The Ordinary Boys, Upteen Morrissey gigs, two Foo fighters Gigs, Editors and no doubt a few more. A right royal pain in the arse.

Security at gigs can fuck off as well. 90% of the time these people are just being complete CUNTS. At least the ones last night realised they were in a losing battle and gave up after two songs.

Anyone else who has similar experience should post here.

Oh yeah, and those goths who hang around gigs and just stand there looking glum (you know who you are) should fuck off, take that eyeliner off and get a haircut.

More casual misogyny there than in any other single post of yours, Liam. Quite an achievement.

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Sticky gunky floors that make a huge sucking/ripping noise when you lift your foot up a tiny bit - they really piss me off - like trying to dance/bob/mosh/etc on fucking treacle.

Blokes who dance holding their ciggies aloft - and yes, sooner or later someone is going to get their eyeball singed. Stupid inconsiderate twats!

No ventilation when the temperature rises - another thing I can't stand.

Come to think of it most gig environments are really serious disaster zones waiting to happen. Lots of times I've done them in the past everyone has to squeeze through just one exit to get out. Not good. There has to be a new compulsory law / health and safety legislation governing this in the future but I doubt it will happen until a terrible tragedy unfolds first.

I understand your point but do we really want health and safety doing their thing in a gig environment..... Can you even imagine?!?

Do you think maybe it's just that your getting too old and sensible for it now?

Minx wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Sticky gunky floors that make a huge sucking/ripping noise when you lift your foot up a tiny bit - they really piss me off - like trying to dance/bob/mosh/etc on fucking treacle.

Blokes who dance holding their ciggies aloft - and yes, sooner or later someone is going to get their eyeball singed. Stupid inconsiderate twats!

No ventilation when the temperature rises - another thing I can't stand.

Come to think of it most gig environments are really serious disaster zones waiting to happen. Lots of times I've done them in the past everyone has to squeeze through just one exit to get out. Not good. There has to be a new compulsory law / health and safety legislation governing this in the future but I doubt it will happen until a terrible tragedy unfolds first.

I understand your point but do we really want health and safety doing their thing in a gig environment..... Can you even imagine?!?

Do you think maybe it's just that your getting too old and sensible for it now?

Sensible????? Have you seen some of this fellas posts???

Bad things about gigs:

1. When they're on during the week. Don't venues and organisers realise most of us have jobs to go to in the morning? IMO, all gigs should be on Fridays and Saturdays.
2. The fact that tickets always sell out so quickly.
3. Having to leave early.
4. Gig Bitches (i.e. people who've come purely to slag off the band). I've seen these people at gigs before and they really piss me off. Why come to see a band you don't like and then sit and slate them? What's the point?

Yeah, i can't understand why they do gigs on a school night. The audience would be much better if they felt they could have a few drinks with no work the day after.

I hate people who invade your space. Alright it's crammed at the front, but even at the back, i always seem to get some really tall bloke come stand right in front of me.

Moody women who tick you off for invading their space!

Boatraceface wrote: Moody women who tick you off for invading their space!

:mad4: I'll be bringing my rolling pin to Blackpool!

Only you would make Shug look tall Hicksy.

(did you find a working net elsewhere mate or actually remember any of my sage wisdom? LOL...dunno why I'm even asking now I read it).

Worst thing about gigs now that I am an old unhealthy wanker is the lack of ventilation, not only does this caue insane temperatures, but n000 heaving bawling toe-rags reduces the available oxygen far too much. If you can hump 30KW of PA round the country you can put a coupla fuckin huge fans in the truck :D

Oh, and fog machines, much as I totally believe that all anyone needs is 3 fogs and a strobe....the fog oil is DEATH to vocal chords, sing along to the band in a cloud of it and next day you are croaking....even seen it hit Barney a few times, like he needs encouragement to split notes.

People!

Uncle Liam wrote: Right,

people who dress in white shirts (particualrly the ones with blue lines going down) and jeans should be BANNED from going to gigs. Inspirals in Oldham last night, not only is there the worlds worst ever DJ present, ("Inspirals will be on very shortly, so get your drinks in!" a full 50 minutes before they came onstage, and every three minutes until the gig started) but there were these lads dancing to whatever was on like they were a strange mix of yer gran dancing to Karma Chamaleon and Eddie the Eagle. What twats. Especially the one who said "Is there a band on here tonight?" on his way in.

Next. A special mention to the slut who kept on accusing Alex on groping her, even though he had a drink in each of his hand. Not to mention she was a fucking dog. This caused Alex to move, and because he moved, as soon as there was a crowd surge this girl fell on her arse and started crying. Of course, as a result of this, Cath, Nick the Taxi Driver and myself had to listen to this story over and over again.

on a related note, Teenage girls should be BANNED from going to any proper gigs. They all hang around down the front, and as soon as it starts, they cant cope and cause inconvenience for everyone by having to push there way out and be carried out, usually kicking someone in the face. So far this year this has happenned at Manc V Cancer, The Ordinary Boys, Upteen Morrissey gigs, two Foo fighters Gigs, Editors and no doubt a few more. A right royal pain in the arse.

Security at gigs can fuck off as well. 90% of the time these people are just being complete CUNTS. At least the ones last night realised they were in a losing battle and gave up after two songs.

Anyone else who has similar experience should post here.

Oh yeah, and those goths who hang around gigs and just stand there looking glum (you know who you are) should fuck off, take that eyeliner off and get a haircut.

The post of someone who's bitter that they're not the only person at a gig, and that other people like the band that he's going to see.

Shug wrote: Jarvo's elbows. Gary Mac and Our Kid trying to Stage Dive in reverse. Gary Mac and Our Kid going topless. All these half wits with them Hawaiin T-Shirts. People in shorts. People who cannae sing who sing along to every word whilst jumping up and down all over the place. Tall people. People who wear sunglasses inside. Sweaty People. Too many people at the front meaning I can't even reach into me pocket for a fag. Too many people at the front meaning I spill beer being held in both hands. Celebrity fans who are miserable cunts when you say hello. People who don't say Thanks when you've just picked them up from the floor and Liam.

Celebrity fans????? Are you talking about Alex?????

And you missed out security bastards at Ally Pally who wouldn't let you light up a ciggy!

Christopher Owens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Right,

people who dress in white shirts (particualrly the ones with blue lines going down) and jeans should be BANNED from going to gigs. Inspirals in Oldham last night, not only is there the worlds worst ever DJ present, ("Inspirals will be on very shortly, so get your drinks in!" a full 50 minutes before they came onstage, and every three minutes until the gig started) but there were these lads dancing to whatever was on like they were a strange mix of yer gran dancing to Karma Chamaleon and Eddie the Eagle. What twats. Especially the one who said "Is there a band on here tonight?" on his way in.

Next. A special mention to the slut who kept on accusing Alex on groping her, even though he had a drink in each of his hand. Not to mention she was a fucking dog. This caused Alex to move, and because he moved, as soon as there was a crowd surge this girl fell on her arse and started crying. Of course, as a result of this, Cath, Nick the Taxi Driver and myself had to listen to this story over and over again.

on a related note, Teenage girls should be BANNED from going to any proper gigs. They all hang around down the front, and as soon as it starts, they cant cope and cause inconvenience for everyone by having to push there way out and be carried out, usually kicking someone in the face. So far this year this has happenned at Manc V Cancer, The Ordinary Boys, Upteen Morrissey gigs, two Foo fighters Gigs, Editors and no doubt a few more. A right royal pain in the arse.

Security at gigs can fuck off as well. 90% of the time these people are just being complete CUNTS. At least the ones last night realised they were in a losing battle and gave up after two songs.

Anyone else who has similar experience should post here.

Oh yeah, and those goths who hang around gigs and just stand there looking glum (you know who you are) should fuck off, take that eyeliner off and get a haircut.

The post of someone who's bitter that they're not the only person at a gig, and that other people like the band that he's going to see.

The post of someone who has no idea what they are talking about. But of course, you prefer stupid sit down gigs like KT Tunstall, dont you?

Uncle Liam wrote:

The post of someone who has no idea what they are talking about. But of course, you prefer stupid sit down gigs like KT Tunstall, dont you?

That was a standing gig.

You've reinforced the idea that you haven't got a clue about what you're talking about. Like when you said Killing Joke are a goth band.

Boatraceface wrote: When you lose a shoe in the throng,and wait behind until the place clears and there are 7 shoes on the floor and not one of them is yours,is pretty shite.

Or when you drop a gurner on the floor,like I did at a Charlatans gig at Newcastle Mayfair when I was much younger,and scramble round at people's feet with a lighter looking for it...Also,lack of clean breathable air in a tightly packed moshpit,that forces you to take breaks from said moshpit!

great point about the shoes thing.it happened to me,bunnymen at blackburn.except there was 5 shoes and one of them was mine,although it was very flat

Gropers who take advantage of you being squished with your arms in the air. Some think it's an opportunity to become a supportive bra!!!!

The girl in front of me during Doves at Manc Aid was accusing me of pushing her.Um, i wasnt.It was the person behind me pushing .And it's a fcukin mosh pit anyway! Stupid bitch

Flaming June wrote: The girl in front of me during Doves at Manc Aid was accusing me of pushing her.Um, i wasnt.It was the person behind me pushing .And it's a fcukin mosh pit anyway! Stupid bitch

He's right you know Its a moshpit of people avin it!Not a place to go and negotiate borders and territory.

The worst thing about a gig is usually the people complaining about the gig (therefore ruining it for the people who aren't as fussy) aka Liam.

Its clear,you and Liam really hit it off Jack!

I notice Liam's been quick in replying to my comments. Not!!

Christopher Owens wrote: I notice Liam's been quick in replying to my comments. Not!!

Would you share a pint of your druid fluid Chris?

No, Liam actually HAS A LIFE AND DOESNT SIT BY HIS COMPUTER ALL DAY and has been out seeing Inspiral Carpets again.

Apoligies to anyone who was expecting me to sit in on a saturday night and argue with a teenager and pretend goth.

Boatraceface wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: I notice Liam's been quick in replying to my comments. Not!!

Would you share a pint of your druid fluid Chris?

Uncle Liam wrote: No, Liam actually HAS A LIFE AND DOESNT SIT BY HIS COMPUTER ALL DAY and has been out seeing Inspiral Carpets again.

Whoope whoope whoo.

Uncle Liam wrote: Apoligies to anyone who was expecting me to sit in on a saturday night and argue with a teenager and pretend goth.

And your proof that I'm a 'pretend goth'?

Or is this post saying 'Inspiral Carpets were the biggest load of balls and I've decided to post this instead of admitting they were shite?'

Uncle Liam wrote: No, Liam actually HAS A LIFE AND DOESNT SIT BY HIS COMPUTER ALL DAY and has been out seeing Inspiral Carpets again.

Apoligies to anyone who was expecting me to sit in on a saturday night and argue with a teenager and pretend goth.

I haven't been sat here all day either. I went to see my girlfriend, and just to clarify, she doesn't live in America and yes I have met her.

Even Flow wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: No, Liam actually HAS A LIFE AND DOESNT SIT BY HIS COMPUTER ALL DAY and has been out seeing Inspiral Carpets again.

Apoligies to anyone who was expecting me to sit in on a saturday night and argue with a teenager and pretend goth.

I haven't been sat here all day either. I went to see my girlfriend, and just to clarify, she doesn't live in America and yes I have met her.

Similar story here...but popped down the local,got home about 11,and found a thread full of gurners calling themselves boat race face!

Why does everyone assume me and ChrissMari are an item?

Uncle Liam wrote: Why does everyone assume me and ChrissMari are an item?

I think you assumed that yourself.

Uncle Liam wrote: Why does everyone assume me and ChrissMari are an item?

I never

Uncle Liam wrote: Why does everyone assume me and ChrissMari are an item?

Why does Liam appear to be the sort of person who only grows a set of balls when in front of a computer?

C'mon Liam is nasty,but like a pantomine baddy

Prefer him to be blunt than I would James

Christopher Owens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Why does everyone assume me and ChrissMari are an item?

Why does Liam appear to be the sort of person who only grows a set of balls when in front of a computer?

Oh fuck off. You're the most tedious inane twat on this messageboard (and you have some major league company). For all his obnoxious views, Liam is a decent guy in the flesh (and there's a lot of it!).

To reiterate: Fuck. Off.

Christopher Owens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Why does everyone assume me and ChrissMari are an item?

Why does Liam appear to be the sort of person who only grows a set of balls when in front of a computer?

Never met him then Chris, no pretence, what you see is what you get,

BTW Liam, I would have a word with those assuming you and CM are an "item"

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Why does everyone assume me and ChrissMari are an item?

Why does Liam appear to be the sort of person who only grows a set of balls when in front of a computer?

Oh fuck off. You're the most tedious inane twat on this messageboard (and you have some major league company). For all his obnoxious views, Liam is a decent guy in the flesh (and there's a lot of it!).

To reiterate: Fuck. Off.

My oh My it's good to be back!!!

well... I couldnt have put it better myself.

I would like to associate myself with the Doctors comments.

lucyjane wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Why does everyone assume me and ChrissMari are an item?

Why does Liam appear to be the sort of person who only grows a set of balls when in front of a computer?

Oh fuck off. You're the most tedious inane twat on this messageboard (and you have some major league company). For all his obnoxious views, Liam is a decent guy in the flesh (and there's a lot of it!).

To reiterate: Fuck. Off.

My oh My it's good to be back!!!

{Puts on Grant Mitchell accent]: "You fackin' LAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVV it!!!!!!"

Uncle Liam wrote: well... I couldnt have put it better myself.

I would like to associate myself with the Doctors comments.

Would that be the Doctor or the doctor?? Not like you to agree with Mr Campbell

lucyjane wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Why does everyone assume me and ChrissMari are an item?

Why does Liam appear to be the sort of person who only grows a set of balls when in front of a computer?

Never met him then Chris, no pretence, what you see is what you get,

BTW Liam, I would have a word with those assumimg you and CM are an "item"

Irony is a wonderful thing. Stupidity isnt. Neither is ignorance. What more can i say?

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Oh fuck off. You're the most tedious inane twat on this messageboard (and you have some major league company).

To reiterate: Fuck. Off.

How nice to see that you think so highly of me. I can happily say that your post describes you. I've noticed on a couple of occasions you've popped up and called me a cunt for no reason. Do I annoy you that much that the very sight of my name makes you break out in anger? How easily annoyed you are.

And Liam, aren't you ducking the question I asked about evidence that I'm a 'pretend goth'?

Chris Why not tell us why you are a goth, no nastiness intended, just wondering what the "make up" of a goth is these days, compared to when I was your age

Uncle Liam wrote: Why does everyone assume me and ChrissMari are an item?

yea,how many chriss have you liam? as for carpets,was the lead singer tom with them.i saw him with his new band recently in an accy indie club and they were really really boring and terrible,he surely must be back with carpets

thats the first, last and only time I will ever use that smiley! and well deserved!

You gonna share tips in Liverpool then?

lucyjane wrote: Chris Why not tell us why you are a goth, no nastiness intended, just wondering what the "make up" of a goth is these days, compared to when I was your age

But I'm not a goth.

That's the point. Liam simply assumed that I was because I like a few goth bands, and he keeps repeating the idea.

Did the Carpets play UNIFORM Liam? An all time beaut!

Sadly, No. blistering 75 minute set though. Greatest hits all the way. Clint Boon gave me a Stella.

Roll on Nottingham!

And Newcastle. And Sheffield.

Christopher Owens wrote:

lucyjane wrote: Chris Why not tell us why you are a goth, no nastiness intended, just wondering what the "make up" of a goth is these days, compared to when I was your age

But I'm not a goth.

That's the point. Liam simply assumed that I was because I like a few goth bands, and he keeps repeating the idea.

I thought you were Peagan Druid:\ohwell:

So all this time and all this Goth boy crap is just nonsense then? Apologies if we have all assumed then that you are indeed a Goth and that you walk around in a Matrix style type world. I take it that your musical tastes are far more varied and that you ....

1. Do not wear make up,
2. Do not possess a black long leather coat,
3. Do not have piercings (other than ears)
4. Do not wear stupid built up shoes (that those who are old enough to remember will know as blocker boots!!) and
5. Do not hang around with clones in a shopping arcade?

If you can answer no to all of these, you may be in with a chance

Boatraceface wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

lucyjane wrote: Chris Why not tell us why you are a goth, no nastiness intended, just wondering what the "make up" of a goth is these days, compared to when I was your age

But I'm not a goth.

That's the point. Liam simply assumed that I was because I like a few goth bands, and he keeps repeating the idea.

I thought you were Peagan Druid:\ohwell:

Wrong info, I'm afraid.

lucyjane wrote: So all this time and all this Goth boy crap is just nonsense then? Apologies if we have all assumed then that you are indeed a Goth and that you walk around in a Matrix style type world. I take it that your musical tastes are far more varied and that you ....

1. Do not wear make up,
2. Do not possess a black long leather coat,
3. Do not have piercings (other than ears)
4. Do not wear stupid built up shoes (that those who are old enough to remember will know as blocker boots!!) and
5. Do not hang around with clones in a shopping arcade?

If you can answer no to all of these, you may be in with a chance

I can safely say NO to all those answers.

Goths??? Is it 1983??? Have i missed something????

Boatraceface wrote: Did the Carpets play UNIFORM Liam? An all time beaut!

highjacking thread because dont know your msn boat, but my sister is planning a move to a town called CROOK !!! do you know of it ?

Dont worry about hijacking Grant. This thread was hijacked long ago when Jack and Chris decided it would be much more fun to talk about me instead.

Boatraceface wrote: C'mon Liam is nasty,but like a pantomine baddy

I've seen him in the bar at Jbs before MANC AID.he reminded me of some kind of fictional cartoon schoolboy.Like Billy Bunter but not quite him... can't quite put my finger on who he reminded me of.Was ammusing though

Owens is not a Goth I swear it.

In fact he's rather a long way from BEING a goth.

And Dr F.....there are off the shelf prepakaged goths everywhere now who listen to shit heavy metal ...how can you miss them?

Flaming June wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: C'mon Liam is nasty,but like a pantomine baddy

I've seen him in the bar at Jbs before MANC AID.he reminded me of some kind of fictional cartoon schoolboy.Like Billy Bunter but not quite him... can't quite put my finger on who he reminded me of.Was ammusing though

SO ARE YOU THE SCHOOL BULLY

Doctor? wrote: .

And Dr F.....there are off the shelf prepakaged goths everywhere now who listen to shit heavy metal ...how can you miss them?

bansheeman wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Did the Carpets play UNIFORM Liam? An all time beaut!

highjacking thread because dont know your msn boat, but my sister is planning a move to a town called CROOK !!! do you know of it ?

erm....No,as it goes

Edit: I know of a Garth Crook

Boatraceface wrote:

bansheeman wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Did the Carpets play UNIFORM Liam? An all time beaut!

highjacking thread because dont know your msn boat, but my sister is planning a move to a town called CROOK !!! do you know of it ?

erm....No,as it goes

Edit: I know of a Garth Crook

CANT SEE GARTH LIVING ROUND YOU

MSN - BANSHEEMANO@HOTMAIL.COM bring your fav horse

Doctor? wrote: Owens is not a Goth I swear it.

In fact he's rather a long way from BEING a goth.

And Dr F.....there are off the shelf prepakaged goths everywhere now who listen to shit heavy metal ...how can you miss them?

Aren't they Emu's or summat????

I hate bands that wear Leather Trousers

Digital Mike wrote: I hate bands that wear Leather Trousers

Hooky did 'em for long enough. OGWT at Hacienda for one.

Hooky did 'em for long enough. OGWT at Hacienda for one.

True, ok i will say it, i Hate Depeche Mode

....and I'm sure Fat Bobs lot wore 'em at some stage.

All seated gigs, hate them. Have been to a few though Duran Duran, Ryan Adams x2, Richard Ashcroft & Suzanne Vega. Crap bar facilities Venues that don't allow you to take drink into the arena Tall folk Folk with flegs Crap gigs - PJ Harvey, Clap your hands say yeah, The Thrills, Ian Brown & Turin Brakes

Mike, what's the girls name in that pic you posted?!?!?!

Jeff, her name is Bobette

Boatraceface wrote: C'mon Liam is nasty,but like a pantomine baddy

OH NO HE ISN'T!

I shagged a goth once

I like everything about gigs.

I especially like feeling really hot (I kept my coat on at the front in Brixton academy).

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: I shagged a goth once

I like everything about gigs.

I especially like feeling really hot (I kept my coat on at the front in Brixton academy).

A Diamond a Dozen wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: C'mon Liam is nasty,but like a pantomine baddy

OH NO HE ISN'T!

OH YES HE.....No he isn't he's just an arse:moon: sometimes

Minx wrote: :moon:

All together...

IT'S BEHIND YOU!

Even Flow wrote:

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: I shagged a goth once

I like everything about gigs.

I especially like feeling really hot (I kept my coat on at the front in Brixton academy).

Same reaction here, Jack.

I was just about to say...SEATED GIGS.Beat me to it.Last seated gig was HUMAN LEAGUE at the Apollo. SEATED? It was though everyone who used to have a lopsided hairdo had lost the use of their bloody legs. Suzanne shouted out"So you're not watching Hear'Say tonight then..you've come to watch a proper band!" Followed by seconds later Joanne completely singing out of tune.BLESS!

I swear (a lot) NO SHIT,some tart came roung the stalls serving ice-cream and fcuking Kia-Ora!

I think Chris should post his mug-shot on here.Come on lad!

My other gripe is tickets always come on sale when most fans are at work and can't get to phone,leaving cnuts who buy them up to sell them on E-Bay.

I think this is a classy thread. Very entertaining but a bit harsh on each other.

Right, gigs. People who bring FUCKING BLANKETS DOWN THE FRONT and lay them down as their zones at open air gigs. Complete cunts. That really fucks me off.

Segragated standing at open air gigs that stops you getting down the front.ie golden circle shit. That completely fucks me off!

People behind you who are fucking tiny who whinge "I can't see...." Well FUCK OFF THEN!

People at the front of the barrier on the barrier who won't LET YOU GET TO THE FUCKING BARRIER with their stupid fucking elbows!

And oh those cunts who say hello to everyone and leave the pub early to get into the venue to get right to the very front 3 hours before New Order come onstage.

Ah. I see a problem with that last one. Shit. :bag:

the golden circle as a concept has to be the worst thing ever introduced to the proper fan of a band

plastic ale pots

having to introduce yourself by, or being introduced by, your fuckin NOOL name at the meet up

Barney Army wrote: having to introduce yourself by, or being introduced by, your fuckin NOOL name at the meet up

what?!?

You mean Barney Army isn't your real name? :(

Uncle Liam wrote: Oh yeah, and those goths who hang around gigs and just stand there looking glum (you know who you are) should fuck off, take that eyeliner off and get a haircut.

that's a little bit harsh..

Even Flow wrote: [You mean Barney Army isn't your real name? :(

nah, its Hugh Order, but that sounds silly

Stand and deliver!

I'm interrupting this thread to tell you that I am now going to get drunk in the sun with a man called Bob.

:sun: :bob:

I know this isn't relevant or interesting to any of you, but I'm telling you anyway because I'm happy about it.

Maybe you could find the time to be happy for me.

:happyforbiggy:

I will re-interrupt this thread to let you know how it went later, if I am able to do so.

I've met Bob, and i am extremely happy for you (if not a little jealous).

He's GORGEOUS

:happyforbiggy:

Have fun.

I'll further hijack it by saying I've already fucked up 3 people's trips to Roskilde (on account of them being retards) in the last 2 days, and that i REALLY do not want to hear from ANYONE from this site n the next couple of days, I never want to have to say "no you are NOT going to see NO cos you are a fucking retard who can't do something as simple as look at the date on their passport."