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Thought this might be worth mentioning here as well as in the Customer Service section:

Just a suggestion...

I received my NOOL 'Movement' shirt, after ordering it XXl (my usual size in UK) forgetting that many Americans are, to put it politely, on the 'Ultra Large' size.

I ended up giving it away to my girlfriend (5'4 3/4") who is now wearing it as a LOOONG SLEEVED nightdress, that reaches to mid-calf... (seriously, if she'd let me, I'd post a pic!)

It may be worthwhile stating that sizes may differ - i.e.

US 'Small' = EU 'Large'

US 'Medium' = EU 'XL'

US 'Large' = EU 'XXL'

US 'XL' = 'EU 'XXXL'

US 'XXL' = EU 'TENT'

US 'XXXL' = EU 'Wedding Marquee'

Well, perhaps not quite, but you see what I mean...

Cheers anyway guys, at least NOOL got a bit more funds :thumb:

So, it may well be worth enquiring before deciding on the size you order... :nod:

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Shite innit? I've had to write off two of the shirts I bought from NOOL as they are massively too big for me now (they were too big when I was 15 stone, now I'm 12 stone they can be worn as tents!).

It would be very helpful if in future the shop could indicate the chest measurement in inches (or centimetres)

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S'pose I was just lucky with my original NOOL T-shirt though Tim... I think I'll be wearing that on Saturday, rather than the 'Movement' one :nod:

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Chris Nash wrote: I ended up giving it away to my girlfriend (5'4 3/4") who is now wearing it as a LOOONG SLEEVED nightdress, that reaches to mid-calf... (seriously, if she'd let me, I'd post a pic!)

Have you shrunk her?!

She was 6" taller than that, last I saw?! :eek3:

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Hey hey El Jarvo's here!

Measure your women!

Drink your beer!

:crazy:

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I thought this thread was going to about something a lot more intimate! And I assume the real reason you won't post that photo is for fear of the effect it might have on Mick's libido, eh Chris??!!

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Have you all tried leaving those shirts in the dryer for, say, 24-48 hrs?
Good info to know in case I order a NOOL shirt myself. Especialy as I am only 10 stone.

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Chris Nash wrote: Thought this might be worth mentioning here as well as in the Customer Service section:

Just a suggestion...

I received my NOOL 'Movement' shirt, after ordering it XXl (my usual size in UK) forgetting that many Americans are, to put it politely, on the 'Ultra Large' size.

I ended up giving it away to my girlfriend (5'4 3/4") who is now wearing it as a LOOONG SLEEVED nightdress, that reaches to mid-calf... (seriously, if she'd let me, I'd post a pic!)

It may be worthwhile stating that sizes may differ - i.e.

US 'Small' = EU 'Large'

US 'Medium' = EU 'XL'

US 'Large' = EU 'XXL'

US 'XL' = 'EU 'XXXL'

US 'XXL' = EU 'TENT'

US 'XXXL' = EU 'Wedding Marquee'

Well, perhaps not quite, but you see what I mean...

Cheers anyway guys, at least NOOL got a bit more funds :thumb:

So, it may well be worth enquiring before deciding on the size you order... :nod:

I wouldn't say it's that extreme. I'm an American male who is 5'6 and 125lbs and a small fits me just fine or occasionally a medium, if it's a jacket. Perhaps a US large equals a EU XL?

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(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: I thought this thread was going to about something a lot more intimate! And I assume the real reason you won't post that photo is for fear of the effect it might have on Mick's libido, eh Chris??!!

DREAMS NEVER END I used to be a BOY SCOUT and loved making TENTS!:lol:

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Forgive me Chris, but I believe I posted the exact size of the t-shirt in the original thread.. this time we printed the chart to make sure this wouldn't happen...

:(

Can be seen here

Small 18/28 Medium 20/29 Large 22/30 X-Large 24/31 2X-Large 26/32 3X-Large 28/33 4X-Large 30/34

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I'd say about 8 inches in speaking with some of you all...

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:abovelol: :ignore:

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ChrissMari wrote: I'd say about 8 inches in speaking with some of you all...

8 inches... That's tall for a gnome... :nod:

SHEDi xxx

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Spotnick wrote: Forgive me Chris, but I believe I posted the exact size of the t-shirt in the original thread.. this time we printed the chart to make sure this wouldn't happen...

:(

Can be seen here

Small 18/28 Medium 20/29 Large 22/30 X-Large 24/31 2X-Large 26/32 3X-Large 28/33 4X-Large 30/34

The problem being that no shirt manufacturer works it out like that - they give chest size in inches, not halve it and leave it up to the individual to try and work out why the system is different!

I'd suggest for the future that rather than a diagram showing the chest across in inches as above, it would be better to put the actual size in inches, i.e. 36, 38, 44 etc. That's the system that the entire world is familiar with! (I know it's not that difficult to multiply the width dimension by two to come up with the figure you need, but this system is not very transparent as evidenced by several people being caught out!)

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Gnome-some Tonight wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: I'd say about 8 inches in speaking with some of you all...

8 inches... That's tall for a gnome... :nod:

SHEDi xxx

:rofl:

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El Jarvo wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: I ended up giving it away to my girlfriend (5'4 3/4") who is now wearing it as a LOOONG SLEEVED nightdress, that reaches to mid-calf... (seriously, if she'd let me, I'd post a pic!)

Have you shrunk her?!

She was 6" taller than that, last I saw?! :eek3:

No Al - Tricia's coming to Liverpool with me but we split up a while ago. New G/F is a fair bit shorter and nowhere near as blonde! *lol*

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(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: I thought this thread was going to about something a lot more intimate! And I assume the real reason you won't post that photo is for fear of the effect it might have on Mick's libido, eh Chris??!!

Martin - Tricia would happily pose in that shirt, but the new girl wouldn't... And as for Mick - well, he's welcome to try chatting up Tricia. He'd better buy her a few pints first! :nod:

P.S. Looking forward to seeing you in Liverpool mate !

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Chris Nash wrote: No Al - Tricia's coming to Liverpool with me but we split up a while ago. New G/F is a fair bit shorter and nowhere near as blonde! *lol*

Oh right, that's a shame, sorry to hear that.

Does she need a shoulder to cry on?! :food:

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oldmonkey wrote: The problem being that no shirt manufacturer works it out like that - they give chest size in inches, not halve it and leave it up to the individual to try and work out why the system is different!

I'd suggest for the future that rather than a diagram showing the chest across in inches as above, it would be better to put the actual size in inches, i.e. 36, 38, 44 etc. That's the system that the entire world is familiar with! (I know it's not that difficult to multiply the width dimension by two to come up with the figure you need, but this system is not very transparent as evidenced by several people being caught out!)

Actually we got that chart on Gildan's website.

And no, not everybody in the world because I don't know anything about that ;) Always seem S/M/L/XL/XXL, not sizes in inches to be honest ;)

But I admit we have to make it more clear.

If people find their t-shirts to be way too large, WenOrder did order extra shirts to sell in the shop, so if you didn't wear it, I'm pretty sure he could arrange an exchange... if you manage to catch him though, he's pretty busy.

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El Jarvo wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: No Al - Tricia's coming to Liverpool with me but we split up a while ago. New G/F is a fair bit shorter and nowhere near as blonde! *lol*

Oh right, that's a shame, sorry to hear that.

Does she need a shoulder to cry on?! :food:

*lol* neither of us doing any crying mate, just fizzled out - still good friends (or wouldn't be going to gig together!)

Just both looking forward to the piss up and seeing mates. Oh, and there's some band called 'New' something... :scratch:

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oldmonkey wrote:

Spotnick wrote: Forgive me Chris, but I believe I posted the exact size of the t-shirt in the original thread.. this time we printed the chart to make sure this wouldn't happen...

:(

Can be seen here

Small 18/28 Medium 20/29 Large 22/30 X-Large 24/31 2X-Large 26/32 3X-Large 28/33 4X-Large 30/34

The problem being that no shirt manufacturer works it out like that - they give chest size in inches, not halve it and leave it up to the individual to try and work out why the system is different!

I'd suggest for the future that rather than a diagram showing the chest across in inches as above, it would be better to put the actual size in inches, i.e. 36, 38, 44 etc. That's the system that the entire world is familiar with! (I know it's not that difficult to multiply the width dimension by two to come up with the figure you need, but this system is not very transparent as evidenced by several people being caught out!)

Just put 2 and 2 together and realised where I went wrong - thought the measurements as shown in the diagram were total chest size - mine is 42" so I went for the larger size... D'oh! :\ohwell:

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Chris Nash wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: I ended up giving it away to my girlfriend (5'4 3/4") who is now wearing it as a LOOONG SLEEVED nightdress, that reaches to mid-calf... (seriously, if she'd let me, I'd post a pic!)

Have you shrunk her?!

She was 6" taller than that, last I saw?! :eek3:

No Al - Tricia's coming to Liverpool with me but we split up a while ago. New G/F is a fair bit shorter and nowhere near as blonde! *lol*

Sorry to hear that too CHRIS.I thought you TWO made a PERFECT pair.As for me well i LOST MY HEART to LOVELY girl who i have been with now ,on and off for 10 years.Which is longer than both my marriages nearly!I don't THINK she will ever put up with me FULL time again and i don't blame her.But LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE it.Hope i see you at some stage SAT though. REGARDS Rocket Mick-it's the SHED or the GIRL! :love:

PS the T-shirts for NEWORDERONLINE fitted perfect but i don't LIKE purple anymore. See i am almost on TOPIC for ONCE!:rolleyes:

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SHED wrote:

Chris Nash wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: I ended up giving it away to my girlfriend (5'4 3/4") who is now wearing it as a LOOONG SLEEVED nightdress, that reaches to mid-calf... (seriously, if she'd let me, I'd post a pic!)

Have you shrunk her?!

She was 6" taller than that, last I saw?! :eek3:

No Al - Tricia's coming to Liverpool with me but we split up a while ago. New G/F is a fair bit shorter and nowhere near as blonde! *lol*

Sorry to hear that too CHRIS.I thought you TWO made a PERFECT pair.As for me well i LOST MY HEART to LOVELY girl who i have been with now ,on and off for 10 years.Which is longer than both my marriages nearly!I don't THINK she will ever put up with me FULL time again and i don't blame her.But LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE it.Hope i see you at some stage SAT though. REGARDS Rocket Mick-it's the SHED or the GIRL! :love:

PS the T-shirts for NEWORDERONLINE fitted perfect but i don't LIKE purple anymore. See i am almost on TOPIC for ONCE!:rolleyes:

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

let me get my violin. rocket,Great to see your soft side.

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Chris Nash wrote:

*lol* neither of us doing any crying mate, just fizzled out - still good friends (or wouldn't be going to gig together!)

Just both looking forward to the piss up and seeing mates. Oh, and there's some band called 'New' something... :scratch:

Almost too bad, otherwise we would have the extra hot pictures of the Get Ready covers you did :wink:

:lol:

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ChrissMari wrote: I'd say about 8 inches in speaking with some of you all...

Ah but it's not the length,it's the GIRTH!

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monty wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: I'd say about 8 inches in speaking with some of you all...

Ah but it's not the length,it's the GIRTH!

Mine's only 4 inches....................................wide :thumb:

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monty wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: I'd say about 8 inches in speaking with some of you all...

Ah but it's not the length,it's the GIRTH!

that's what people with small penises ALWAYS say!!!

:ignore:

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Jeff White should know best :abovelol: :evil4:

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yeah, but at least I can lick my eyebrows!!!

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The only activity you do surely :evil4:

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Maya, I freaking HATE you...or love you...I can't decide!

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:thumb: This thread has finally gone in a direction appropriate to the title... Good job, guys!

SHEDi xxx

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: yeah, but at least I can lick my eyebrows!!!

fancy a guest from florida?!? :evil4:

anyhoo...i bought a medium (i think?) and it fits me on the large side. and i'm not a tiny girl! (5'9, not un-well-endowed.) i thought i'd err on the side of caution this time considering the full burqa i bought the first time around.

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monty wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: I'd say about 8 inches in speaking with some of you all...

Ah but it's not the length,it's the GIRTH!

Yes - 8" circumferance - thats about right! :evil4:

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AgentWood wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: yeah, but at least I can lick my eyebrows!!!

fancy a guest from florida?!? :evil4:

why, you into watching guys lick their brows???

:laugh:

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