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With all this Hot weather I thought it appropriate to open ;
THE GREENHOUSE
The Shed has been closed, must be by either POPE, NICOS, JEFF or TIM, and fair play I say. It was not set up for personal digs ( good pun ) at each other, but to put the silly stuff on one thread.
So we now have the Greeenhouse can we all get along please ?
Mike
hot house flowers?
I didn't close the other one, I was busy deleting some posts in some other thread...
so play nice, or I'll have to delete more often...
it's actually sad to see the shed moving further and further down the list. and there's nothing you can do about it!
Digital Mike wrote: Greenhouse has one rule
No slagging off other people
Oi! Greenhousekeeper....what's yer address??
Morning MIKE-thanks for the other BADGE.Maybe we should just use this THREAD for a few days only and then close.Won't be around much this week anyway but get some credit back on phone THURSDAY.Hope things are going well for you lot!Have a nice day.No THROWING stones and tantrums please.I have GOt to read this! 
GREENMAN:p
Digital Mike wrote: Greenhouse has one rule
No slagging off other people
The second rule of The Greenhouse is - you DO NOT talk about The Greenhouse.
Does this mean you lot will be having new t-shirts made for the October gigs?
"Talking even more shite since someone burnt me shed down"
Shug wrote: Does this mean you lot will be having new t-shirts made for the October gigs?
"Talking even more shite since someone burnt me shed down"
Ness Order wrote: What's the point of this thread?? I don't get it!
Makes us 2.
Calling a friend instead..... 
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me as her body once did All five horizons revolved around her soul As the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn Ooh, and all I taught her was everything Ooh, I know she gave me all that she wore And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds Of what was everything Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed Everything...
I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by some kids at play I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin round my head I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning How quick the sun can, drop away And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass Of what was everything All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad turned my world to black Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I will be...yeah... I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why Can't it be, can't it be mine?
Hey Ultramega, shouldn't you call yourself Happy Jack? By the way, did you dad name that song after you? Stupid question, maybe, but after all, this is the greenhouse.
I am now guessing that The Greenhouse is where you can spout crap, in response to the need to get rid of too much rubbish on this forum??!! 
The idea is to put silly stuff on one thread, daft banter really. Then people who don't wanna read it, can avoid it, much the same way I avoid CURE threads. I thought the Shed worked quite well, however Personal abuse between Noolers has killed it.
Can't we all get along?
Now as Mick ( Chorley Oracle ) has stated now that we are in the Greenhouse, people should not throw stones 
Wasn't me who closed the Shed either, though it crossed my mind with all the ranting abuse going on in here yesterday. I figured it's Digital Mike's baby, so he can moderate it when he likes. I just warned them to knock off the stupid other threads attacking one another.
Right, I’ve been quiet in the shed recently mainly because of the amount of shite posted on there but bear in mind this is not aimed at Comrade or Cozmonite only but some of the regulars who post in the shed on daily bases as well.
I guess someone had to do it
Comrade – act your age, no need really for the rest of us to go through 10 pages or so just to find out there’s nothing interesting to read except for you and some other posters bitching over nothing really. Try emails or msn, that way you keep it more private and less boring for the rest of us.
The same applies to Ron – stop posting ‘time for bed’ and posts of that kind, the truth is (no matter how cruel it may sound) we don’t really care since we’re all here to read something interesting and funny; if you’re really dying to let others know that it’s time for your bed/work/whatever, please do it on msn or in emails instead. Just cause you’re allowed to post crap in this particular thread it doesn’t mean you can turn it into a private msn chat.
Owens- cut down with the silly pictures, you sill sod! Some of us don’t have the broadband and it usually takes forever to open the page.
Um, that’s all I can think about at the mo…
No offence meant and please try not to reply to this post in order to avoid never ending argument. Feel free to email me if you're having any problems with what I've said on here.
Well it's gonna be a pain to keep it nice in here.......pass me the windowleen.
Mind 'tis handy if you like salad; What's that leafy one in the corner?..... new type of fancy lettuce?
NICE
Mrs. Brightside wrote:
Owens- cut down with the silly pictures, you sill sod! Some of us don’t have the broadband and it usually takes forever to open the page.
:finger:
The Greenhouse?? With this weather you should have named it The Pool .Or The Jacuzzi.Actually Jacuzzi would be a bit gay so forget that.The Beach??
I can't get the Liverpool torrent to play in dbmusicconverter or whtever it's called!! 
Any chance of sending me the cd Mike? :D Cheers
Mrs. Brightside wrote: I guess someone had to do it
Beautiful and tough.
Maya can moderate me anytime.
so what is the Greenhouse version of "shedheads"?
Need to think of a name.
"The Greenhouse Effect." 
Sounds like a boyband
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: when the GREENHOUSE closes, will the SHED be back?
Surely there'll be a tent for the holidays??
SHED wrote: Morning MIKE-thanks for the other BADGE.Maybe we should just use this THREAD for a few days only and then close.Won't be around much this week anyway but get some credit back on phone THURSDAY.Hope things are going well for you lot!Have a nice day.No THROWING stones and tantrums please.I have GOt to read this!
GREENMAN? Hopefully yr not encroaching on my good name, sir, or I may be forced to have my lawyers investigate. Any compensation shall be reduced to LIQUID assets (i.e. 
), please distribute them to the needy in Chorley as you see fit. Thank you and good day for your interest in this matter. 
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: i don't have a greemhouse.
is that the OZ version of a greenhouse Ron?
notice top left pic. it must be some secret gardening term
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: i don't have a greenhouse.
is that the OZ version of a greenhouse Ron?
damn. i wasn't going to post before i had my forst coffee anymore. lol
NOOLigan wrote:
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: i don't have a greenhouse.
is that the OZ version of a greenhouse Ron?
damn. i wasn't going to post before i had my forst coffee anymore. lol
is that the OZ version of a first coffee Ron?
Hey Doc (leaf)
How's it all going?
You will be pleased to hear I'm feeling very mellow tonight,:)
It's TOO hot to sleep 
And I'm bored.:\ohwell:
Where is the love Where is the love Where is the love That everyone is talking of Where is the love Where is the love That everyone is dreaming of Come to bed Come to bed Come to bed I cannot sleep in all this heat Come to bed Come to bed This terror's all within my head Don't be deceived, no land in sight We're all adrift in this dark night We float on seas of disbelief While singing songs of pain relief Shake my body - release my soul Punish my senses - lose control This body's young but my spirit's old Scatter my ashes and let my feelings go Where is the love Where is the love Where is the love That everyone is talking of Where is the love Where is the love That everyone is dreaming of Don't be deceived, no land in sight We're all adrift in this dark night We float on seas of disbelief While singing songs of pain relief Shake my body - release my soul Punish my senses - lose control This body's young but my spirit's old Scatter my ashes and let my feelings go Shake my body - release my soul Punish my senses - lose control
Minx wrote:
Sick, sore, too hot and as yet unpaid (since 29th may now). Apart from that I'm cool :D
Doctor? wrote:
Minx wrote:
Sick, sore, too hot and as yet unpaid (since 29th may now). Apart from that I'm cool :D
Sorry to hear that you haven't managed to get your pay sorted yet; and that you are still suffering. :Hug:
On a lighter note your jelly babies have disappeared...or is that just on my computer
i've just managed to have a small car accident. i should have stayed home. i ran up a towbar. crap. it'll cost me $500 in excess to have it fixed.
no damage to me or even the other car. just the ego is a bit bruised.
i thought it'd be a good idea to go and order the shadowplayers dvd. bastard shop wanted a deposit.
Glad you are ok
A friend of mine had a small crash, the car was barely damaged but it must be 2/3 months on now and she's still suffering a lot of pain with whiplash. Although when two kids decided to crowd surf right over her at a concert last month it didn't help.
Digital Mike wrote:
The Shed has been closed, must be by either POPE, NICOS, JEFF or TIM, and fair play I say.
It's not me, that's for sure.
What if Morrissey steps inside? Will be shove gladiolas up his arse? And if Depeche Mode start fooling around, will it become their Secret Garden?
Minx wrote:
On a lighter note your jelly babies have disappeared...or is that just on my computer
LOL, me broadband died yesterday, got slower and slower and then died. The modem has not been able to connect since, it's as if there is no carrier signal there, but the ISP checked the line and said it was fine. We plugged a borrowed modem direct into the phone jack, but that failed too, so we are now waiting on BT sorting it...yawn. Can only post from work.
PS....the jelly babies are hosted on slightlynarrow.co.uk, hence them being gone.
Spotnick wrote:
Digital Mike wrote:
The Shed has been closed, must be by either POPE, NICOS, JEFF or TIM, and fair play I say.
It's not me, that's for sure.
Jeff was doing a lot of deleting around the same time. I wasn't online Monday night, though had I been I would probably have done exactly the same thing!
Saw something horrific this morning and before 9am!! FHM girls podium dancing wearing thong leotards on London Bridge - that isn't the bad bit.
The bad bit was being eye level with bikini line with flesh coloured fabric patches (with crimped edges) over the area - maybe had a waxing accident with. 
I've never been to a pole/lap/podium dancing place, but I wonder if this is normal??? Maybe she would get away with it in the dark??!
Ness Order wrote: FHM girls podium dancing wearing thong leotards on London Bridge
Why don't I live in London
Ness Order wrote: Saw something horrific this morning and before 9am!! FHM girls podium dancing wearing thong leotards on London Bridge - that isn't the bad bit.
The bad bit was being eye level with bikini line with flesh coloured fabric patches (with crimped edges) over the area - maybe had a waxing accident with.
I've never been to a pole/lap/podium dancing place, but I wonder if this is normal??? Maybe she would get away with it in the dark??!
May have been 'modesty patches' as used by underwear models? I've only known the use of these for covering nipples til now, but maybe it's a variation?
possibly because too much would show thru the outfit in daylight?
Guess they will just airbrush out any crimped edged fabric patches.
fine, I'm off for a shower....
grrr...then work...
anybody know the winning lottery numbers for tonight?
Ness Order wrote: Saw something horrific this morning and before 9am!! FHM girls podium dancing wearing thong leotards on London Bridge - that isn't the bad bit.
The bad bit was being eye level with bikini line with flesh coloured fabric patches (with crimped edges) over the area - maybe had a waxing accident with.
I've never been to a pole/lap/podium dancing place, but I wonder if this is normal??? Maybe she would get away with it in the dark??!
Covering up tattoos I would think. Lads mags don't like birds with tats! Amazing what difference one vowel can make 
oldmonkey wrote:
Covering up tattoos I would think. Lads mags don't like birds with tats! Amazing what difference one vowel can make
Consonant surely?
James Thomas wrote:
oldmonkey wrote:
Covering up tattoos I would think. Lads mags don't like birds with tats! Amazing what difference one vowel can make
Consonant surely?
Tit for tat Jimbo
oldmonkey wrote:
Ness Order wrote: Saw something horrific this morning and before 9am!! FHM girls podium dancing wearing thong leotards on London Bridge - that isn't the bad bit.
The bad bit was being eye level with bikini line with flesh coloured fabric patches (with crimped edges) over the area - maybe had a waxing accident with.
I've never been to a pole/lap/podium dancing place, but I wonder if this is normal??? Maybe she would get away with it in the dark??!
Covering up tattoos I would think. Lads mags don't like birds with tats! Amazing what difference one vowel can make
No one would have that area tattooed surely!!!
Its cold outside And the paints peeling off of my walls Theres a man outside In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out And Im wondering what Im doing in a room like this Theres a knock on the door And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now Im alone Now I can think for myself About little deals And *issues* And things that I just dont understand Like a white lie that night Or a slight touch at times I dont think it meant anything to you
So I open the door Its the `friend that Id left in the hallway Please sit down A candle lit a shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask But, are `friends electric? Mines broke down And now Ive no one to love
So I find out your reason For the phone calls and smiles And it hurts And Im lonely And I should never have tried And I missed you tonight So its time to leave You see this means everything to me
oldmonkey wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
Digital Mike wrote:
The Shed has been closed, must be by either POPE, NICOS, JEFF or TIM, and fair play I say.
It's not me, that's for sure.
Jeff was doing a lot of deleting around the same time. I wasn't online Monday night, though had I been I would probably have done exactly the same thing!
I actually know it's WenOrder now, per request of Cozzie.
Spotnick wrote:
oldmonkey wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
Digital Mike wrote:
The Shed has been closed, must be by either POPE, NICOS, JEFF or TIM, and fair play I say.
It's not me, that's for sure.
Jeff was doing a lot of deleting around the same time. I wasn't online Monday night, though had I been I would probably have done exactly the same thing!
I actually know it's WenOrder now, per request of Cozzie.
guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
Salad humour for the greenhouse.....
What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?
99 times out of 100 you get an onion with long ears. But, 1 time out of 100, you'll get a piece of ass that makes your eyes water!
A very old one now.....
What do you put in a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone.
I know awful joke
A woman's vegetable garden is growing like mad, but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting pretty tired of it.
So she walks over to her neighbor's and asks, "Your tomatoes are always red, while mine are always green. How do you do it?"
He replies, "Well, this may sound absurd, but here's what you do. After dark, go out into your garden and take off all your clothes. When the tomatoes see you they'll get embarrassed and blush. Tomorrow they'll all be red, you'll see."
Well, what the heck, she figures. So she does it.
The next day her neighbor asks her how it went.
"So-so," she said, "The tomatoes are still green, but you should see the size of my cucumbers now ."
Minx wrote: A woman's vegetable garden is growing like mad, but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting pretty tired of it.
So she walks over to her neighbor's and asks, "Your tomatoes are always red, while mine are always green. How do you do it?"
Her neighbor says, "Well, this may sound absurd, but here's what you do. After dark, go out into your garden and take off all your clothes. When the tomatoes see you they'll get embarrassed and blush. Tomorrow they'll all be red, you'll see."
Well, what the heck, she figures. So she does it.
The next day her neighbor asks her how it went.
"So-so," she said, "The tomatoes are still green, but the cucumbers are all 4 inches longer."
Last one for now
A married woman was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, during one passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp-- only to discover a cucumber in his hand.
"Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past five years!?!"
"Honey, let me explain!"
"Why you impotent louse!" she screamed. "You sneaky son of a prick!"
"Speaking of sneaky..." he interrupted, "would you care to explain our three kids?"
Minx wrote: Last one for now
A married woman was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, during one passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp-- only to discover a cucumber in his hand.
"Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past five years!?!"
"Honey, let me explain!"
"Why you impotent louse!" she screamed. "You sneaky son of a prick!"
"Speaking of sneaky..." he interrupted, "would you care to explain our three kids?"
A dystopian family.
Minx wrote: A woman's vegetable garden is growing like mad, but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting pretty tired of it.
So she walks over to her neighbor's and asks, "Your tomatoes are always red, while mine are always green. How do you do it?"
He replies, "Well, this may sound absurd, but here's what you do. After dark, go out into your garden and take off all your clothes. When the tomatoes see you they'll get embarrassed and blush. Tomorrow they'll all be red, you'll see."
Well, what the heck, she figures. So she does it.
The next day her neighbor asks her how it went.
"So-so," she said, "The tomatoes are still green, but you should see the size of my cucumbers now ."
I liked it better before you edited it.
hey mr.shellshocker. Always wanted to point out our connection. I'm originally from your sister city, buffalo. Not very often see them represented here and its nice to know that somebody loves NO there.
jonathan wrote: hey mr.shellshocker. Always wanted to point out our connection. I'm originally from your sister city, buffalo. Not very often see them represented here and its nice to know that somebody loves NO there.
Awesome!
I went to college in Buffalo and lived there for several years (working in a restaurant! :( ) after I graduated. Buffalo is where I discovered New Order, so I owe the Queen City a great debt of gratitude. Unfortunately, most of my best Buffalo friends have moved elsewhere, so I don't have much of an excuse to visit these days. I was always curious how many Buffalo/Rochester NOOLers are out there. Not many from what I can tell. I also wonder if any of my former Buffalo mates are on this site! No good way to search for a specific person or city on this site, though.
oldmonkey wrote: Is it true about those Buffalo gals?
hmm...i really don't know what your referring too... that their overweight
Shellshocker wrote:
jonathan wrote: hey mr.shellshocker. Always wanted to point out our connection. I'm originally from your sister city, buffalo. Not very often see them represented here and its nice to know that somebody loves NO there.
Awesome!
well its true that buffalo's population has been reduced in half over the past 30 yrs. I visit still as much of my family still lives there. Its depressing as nothing has change since the 10 yrs.,since i've last live there. Unfortunately, its a dying city and nothing seems to get better.
hopefully debt won't for me to relocated there. Don't get me wrong, i love it, but it reminds me too much of past failures.
can anyone clear things up for me with regards to future shed games, as the shed is no more and you can clearly see in through the glass of a greenhouse, making it a bit of a dull game as you will be able to see the object in the greenhouse...
unsure if this subject has already come up on this thread Ive been away.... typical go away for a while and they change evrything...
Digital Mike wrote:
Next SHED game 9:30am Saturday
i could never figure out these different time zones! what time is that in the states?
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: woohoo SHED game!
Are we gonna start doing GREENHOUSE GAMES as well?!?
Anyone got a greenhouse?
If a man is alone in the greenhouse and speaks, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
Minx wrote: http://www.freethegnomes.com
Pah can't work out how to put piccys from this site in
They have free the gnome pants and everything
jonathan wrote:
Shellshocker wrote:
jonathan wrote: hey mr.shellshocker. Always wanted to point out our connection. I'm originally from your sister city, buffalo. Not very often see them represented here and its nice to know that somebody loves NO there.
Awesome!
well its true that buffalo's population has been reduced in half over the past 30 yrs. I visit still as much of my family still lives there. Its depressing as nothing has change since the 10 yrs.,since i've last live there. Unfortunately, its a dying city and nothing seems to get better.
hopefully debt won't for me to relocated there. Don't get me wrong, i love it, but it reminds me too much of past failures.
Yes, it is a dying city. And yes, the chicks there are fat.
Mostly good memories for me even though I probably had more failures there than successes. I guess I'm just a nostalgic type of person. I always long for the "good old days", even when they weren't so good.
Minx wrote:
sooo, if a man is alone in the greenhouse and speaks, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
this guy is dead wrong! in fact, he best keep his mouth shut!
SALFORD STAR! wrote:
Minx wrote:
"I'm sure my Swedish Leb's up there somewhere..."
Nice one star.... I think you'll win the caption competition
jonathan wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: Is it true about those Buffalo gals?
hmm...i really don't know what your referring too... that their overweight
That they go round the outside!
So wrong just so funny I was 
also someone has a version of that "head on apply directly to the forehead" using Zidane's head butt! Now THAT is funny...
Digital Mike wrote: Mick would never do Brown Shorts
LOL
MIKE-my PC has NO speakers attached so i MISSED your NUDGE.Regards Rocket Mick
See if you can tell what's wrong with this Wikipedia entry
not as much fun as a shed game...:(
Is it that she got an actor award rather than an actress award?
Crap...somebody had to go fix it
After the first sentence, the person writing the entry left his phone number for "the real Jennifer Garner" to call him
Now...now it's just another dull Wikipedia entry about an actress I would sleep with given the opportunity
it could have, at least, had a pic of her!
i think she's cute, but i still insist she has a big forehead!
Or alternately if reversed;
what the wife wears for the first couple years of marriage,
then the next couple of years, etc til granny pants :shudder:
blackpool 06 fu-ma Candidate
Posts: 3 Member Since: Wed, Nov 30 2005
Today - 3:07:31 PM
from barnsley fan for over 20 years long lonly journy meet up fans get pissed and fuck up blackpool see all you mad peoplr there ps dont know if anyone will read this not very brite with tecnologe or spelling
best post ever on nool.
i can relate to this.
NO I wouldn't have thought so Ron,
At least you have a shed.
I have Not got a green house Nor a shed.....:(
Minx wrote: Morning Mike. havin my usual Strong coffee and a cigarette for brekkie How are you?
better be careful there. apparently we are not allowed to say things like good night and such like here anymore.
NOOLigan wrote:
Minx wrote: Morning Mike. havin my usual Strong coffee and a cigarette for brekkie How are you?
better be careful there. apparently we are not allowed to say things like good night and such like here anymore.
The rule was no fighting,
Anything else was just suggestions.... that's what I thought.
I'm sure I will be corrected if I am wrong.
NOOLigan wrote: does this qualify as a greenouse? that's only about half of the back of my house.
Thank you thats very interesting.
No, that was the SHED.
Anyway, i've got a question for you. Someone in Scouseland was telling me that on your profile you list your occupation as "Author," I checked this myself. So what works have you published? Anything in the pipeline? And what do you actually write? And what does "Author (Belfast)" mean?
Uncle Liam wrote: No, that was the SHED.
Surely this still performs the same tasks as the SHED?
Uncle Liam wrote: Anyway, i've got a question for you. Someone in Scouseland was telling me that on your profile you list your occupation as "Author," I checked this myself. So what works have you published? Anything in the pipeline? And what do you actually write?
Why thank you for noticing. It's nice to see that people talk about me even when I'm not about.
I admit that I have not got any work published, and that I have only recently classed myself as an author. I have completed a book of short stories and poems, and am currently in the process of looking for a publisher.
Uncle Liam wrote: And what does "Author (Belfast)" mean?
Must have been a typo.
Care to share any work?
Oh and Ronald. I would hardly consider this to be "picking fights." And anyway, at least if i was, i'm not boring absolutely everybody shitless like some people.
Uncle Liam wrote:
Oh and Ronald. I would hardly consider this to be "picking fights." And anyway, at least if i was, i'm not boring absolutely everybody shitless like some people.
Christopher Owens wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Care to share any work?
Look on my MySpace page.
What's the book called Chris? Sacrifice of the Lambs?? Close encounters of a druid kind?? Pagean Shorts? How to breed pigs and sacrifice them? Knowing me,knowing goth? Starsky and Goth? The druids of Hazzard?
Giz a clue?
NOOLigan wrote: oh Liam. stop picking fights. LOL
I hardly think asking a genuine question is picking fights, I found it rather interesting to know what Chris is doing, as the last time I noticed, he had just given up at crappy WHSmiths.
Just because Liam is a Cnut doesn't mean everything he says has a nasty intention
Reading the last few posts has given me a thought, I'm not very good at being confrontational. I always give people the benefit of the doubt, thinking if they do write or spout angry bo**ocks, they're are obviously a bit wound up or messed up.
Maybe I am missing something by being non aggressive. I suppose as long as I'm not supressing anything it doesn't matter?!
I've decided I like the freedom of The Greenhouse!
Howdy folks!
Bloody hell... One week away... You don't know what you got till it's gone... They paved over the Shed and put up a Greenhouse...
Good to be back though... Germany was hot and German... Which is a good thing... Didn't want to come back, especially not to the continuing saga of the SHEDimobile's illness... Now, the Germans - they know how to do sheds, will post photographic evidence as soon as I've uploaded photos...
SHEDi xxx
Oh, and would anyone care to elaborate on the 'Right, You Bastards' thread... How and why was the peace of SHEDtopia spoiled? 
SHEDi xxx
ok if anyone gets bored go to my myspace cos i put a few REALLY MINT videos and a REALLY MINT song on there.
videos might take a while to load cos i think sumthin is up with youtube but oh well
SHEDimon wrote: Oh, and would anyone care to elaborate on the 'Right, You Bastards' thread... How and why was the peace of SHEDtopia spoiled?
SHEDi xxx
All you need know is that Ron and Comrade had a big swedge over cyberlove and such other nonsenses. Combined age of 88 and acting like a pair of twelve year olds. Something to do with Cozmonite's honour. Frightening. They are all on a yellow card. Someone else closed the Shed before the "Bastards" message though.
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IRON MAIDEN singer and qualified pilot BRUCE DICKINSON airlifted 200 British citizens who had fled war torn Beirut, Lebanon back to the UK yesterday (20JUL06). The 47-year-old flew a Boeing 757 to Cyprus where he picked up the evacuees and flew them back to London's Gatwick Airport. A colleague says, "He was only too keen to get involved and help. "He has a strong interest in the welfare of people caught up in international conflicts and cares about what is going on."
oldmonkey wrote:
SHEDimon wrote: Oh, and would anyone care to elaborate on the 'Right, You Bastards' thread... How and why was the peace of SHEDtopia spoiled?
SHEDi xxx
All you need know is that Ron and Comrade had a big swedge over cyberlove and such other nonsenses. Combined age of 88 and acting like a pair of twelve year olds. Something to do with Cozmonite's honour.
Bollocks. It had nothing to do with cyberlove.
Frightening. They are all on a yellow card.
Again, bollocks. You left one of the main contenders off the yellow card. Two if you count your own contributions to peace in the forums.
Someone else closed the Shed before the "Bastards" message though.
At last the truth.
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: DICKINSON AIRLIFTS BEIRUT EVACUEES
IRON MAIDEN singer and qualified pilot BRUCE DICKINSON airlifted 200 British citizens who had fled war torn Beirut, Lebanon back to the UK yesterday (20JUL06). The 47-year-old flew a Boeing 757 to Cyprus where he picked up the evacuees and flew them back to London's Gatwick Airport. A colleague says, "He was only too keen to get involved and help. "He has a strong interest in the welfare of people caught up in international conflicts and cares about what is going on."
Very cool I have newfound respect for Iron Maiden. Walking the walk.
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: ok if anyone gets bored go to my myspace cos i put a few REALLY MINT videos and a REALLY MINT song on there.
videos might take a while to load cos i think sumthin is up with youtube but oh well
I took the X-Men quiz. Cool stuff. I'm the Beast. LOL
You scored as Beast. Beast is an intelligent, politcal spokesman for the X-Men. He has a Ph.D in Genetics and is well versed in literature. He may look like a blue fuzzy monster, but deep down he's very benevolent and logical. Powers: Enhanced strength and agility
Was a tie-breaker with Cyclops but..
You scored as Iceman. Iceman is a very powerful but volitile X-man. His ego and reluctance to follow orders means that he often clashes with Cyclops. Despite being immature sometimes, he's very popular with the ladies and is an extremely powerful X-Man. Powers: Can lower the temperature in areas around him. Basically, he has a near limitless ability to freeze things and make massive amounts of ice
I'll take that one
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: beast is indeed cool
but not as cool as wolverine
Wolverine is my favorite too, but I guess I would've had to lie to score as him. I do think I'm like him in some ways, like being a loner at heart. I could have answered some of those questions could've gone a bit differently, though. I think Wolverine was scored 3rd for me behind Cyclops, who actually used to bye my favorite X-Man till I switched to Wolverine. I hope they do a good job on the Wolverine movie!
FrogChorus wrote: Was a tie-breaker with Cyclops but..
You scored as Iceman. Iceman is a very powerful but volitile X-man. His ego and reluctance to follow orders means that he often clashes with Cyclops. Despite being immature sometimes, he's very popular with the ladies and is an extremely powerful X-Man. Powers: Can lower the temperature in areas around him. Basically, he has a near limitless ability to freeze things and make massive amounts of ice
I'll take that one
You stud.
Shellshocker wrote:
FrogChorus wrote: Was a tie-breaker with Cyclops but..
You scored as Iceman. Iceman is a very powerful but volitile X-man. His ego and reluctance to follow orders means that he often clashes with Cyclops. Despite being immature sometimes, he's very popular with the ladies and is an extremely powerful X-Man. Powers: Can lower the temperature in areas around him. Basically, he has a near limitless ability to freeze things and make massive amounts of ice
I'll take that one
You stud.
Fair dos to yer man Dickinson for his effort to help out
Just going through some of me Liverpool pics i didnt post
Check out yer bass bins,
i'm telln yer
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: DICKINSON AIRLIFTS BEIRUT EVACUEES
IRON MAIDEN singer and qualified pilot BRUCE DICKINSON airlifted 200 British citizens who had fled war torn Beirut, Lebanon back to the UK yesterday (20JUL06). The 47-year-old flew a Boeing 757 to Cyprus where he picked up the evacuees and flew them back to London's Gatwick Airport. A colleague says, "He was only too keen to get involved and help. "He has a strong interest in the welfare of people caught up in international conflicts and cares about what is going on."
lots of respect to Brucie
anyone about?
i'm really hot and bored and not tired in the slightest :\ohwell:
Top 10 posters in the past 24 hours
i cant fucking believe this
i just opened my itunes and its fucking empty.
i still got the files on my comp, but its gonna take me fucking ages to get them all in itunes agen.
FUCK.
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: i cant fucking believe this
i just opened my itunes and its fucking empty.
i still got the files on my comp, but its gonna take me fucking ages to get them all in itunes agen.
FUCK.
you could use it as a clear out operation, Jack..:)
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: i cant fucking believe this
i just opened my itunes and its fucking empty.
i still got the files on my comp, but its gonna take me fucking ages to get them all in itunes agen.
FUCK.
Well at least you wont have time to be bored now
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: No response from Liam?
Interesting.
Response about what?
Go to page 7 of this thread.
Christopher Owens wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: Who's that?
Anal Discharge?
Old lady next door used to get that...
Naa Chris... used to be like that Little Britain sketch but with semi-solids.
I remember an unfortunate incident at the local shop...
Just got shown a really funny site - classic films condensed to thirty seconds, and
acted by bunnies!
P.S.Scroll down pass the adverts.
http://www.angryalien.com/
Brokeback mountain, Jaws and War of the worlds are the ones that made me laugh most.
It is roasting. And why can't computers be instant. All of the promises and Temptations of a zillion websites and still. Has anybody seen hide or hair of Dr. ? Campbell. Or many of the other classic posters of this breezy NOOL site. 
BoatSHEDS . Perhaps more suitable for the Northern Hemisphere summertime than a Greenhouse.
Cool. Hi Ron. Double :cool2; for the iTunes [orange]Ultramega [/orange] 0K. - almost OJ from the Punk band Orange Juice.. like seeing the Just played lists good fun. pehaps we could ask the Greenskeeper and the Chorley Rocket what they think of a name change. ?! The idea of being in a Greenhouse. urg. Any good for a simpley new or olde Shed.
Christopher Owens wrote: Going to see them tomorrow!!!
hope you paid no more than 3.99 for that!
Minx wrote: Just got shown a really funny site - classic films condensed to thirty seconds, and acted by bunnies!
P.S.Scroll down pass the adverts.
oh damn, that took up 45 min of my time!!! the reservoir dogs was good!!!
NOOLigan wrote: well i've been sick for most of the past week.
doses of vitamin c and chicken soup! hope ya feel better! i've been good, thanks! still unemployed, but good!
never been present during a SHED game.
Thought there was talk of one soon of did i dream that?
Viking Boat Race -Channel 4 now
oh ,actually i think its nearly over:\ohwell:
Just checked again -its on for another hour.
Ah.... its full of Cambridge and Oxford plumbs
Just helping a mate out now.Took Shirley to LIVERPOOL today but i was well HUNG over from last nights trip into TOYTOWN CHORLEY
Johnny wrote: i have placed an item in my shed
GET REAL -it is a GREENHOUSE and we can see it!
Sorry , the Green house is not as organised as the Shed.
We will try for 9:30am tomorrow morn :D
Minx wrote: sugar puffs
Well done minx i guess i made it easy for brits with the "tell em about the honey,mummy" " line (its from the old tv advert for Sugar Puffs
for those non brits)sorry
Mrs. Brightside wrote: I see the shed game has become a British thing. That's me out then
ok let me find an international object.give me 5 mins
Johnny wrote:
Mrs. Brightside wrote: I see the shed game has become a British thing. That's me out then
ok let me find an international object.give me 5 mins
Johnny wrote:
Mrs. Brightside wrote: I see the shed game has become a British thing. That's me out then
ok let me find an international object.give me 5 mins
Next time you place an item, make sure you instantly let us lot know whether it's a British thing only or not otherwise I refuse to play the game in vain
d13 was first with sander but i dont know who wins because Minx said electrical sander
d13 i guess
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in the greenhouse
bd dum bmp
