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El Jarvo wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: MAYA!!!
bwahahahahaha
To "do Maya" could have two possible interpretations in the English language.
One, would be to fcuk her. Two, would be to kill her.
Which one's your preference?!
Or, do you intend to actually do both?!
Then, if so, in which order?!
which order would bring about the most disgust in the minds of my fellow NOOLers???
Surely the 'before you die' is redundant?
What things are you planning on doing _after_ you die?
I suppose 'stop being so pedantic' would have to feature on my list.
Boatraceface wrote:
J.A.K wrote: make a Will.
Kill a Will Will Smith to be precise
Hated him as ALI
You ingrate! Don't you remember he saved all our asses in Independence Day?? 
Shellshocker wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
J.A.K wrote: make a Will.
Kill a Will Will Smith to be precise
You ingrate! Don't you remember he saved all our asses in Independence Day??
Don't forget BOOM BOOM shake the room...
Fuck off Will,if we want the room shaking we'll get a bouncy castle,you knob
Yeah, he's had some bad movies, and some derivative rap songs, but at least you don't have to bleep out every other word when he raps.
Shellshocker wrote: Yeah, he's had some bad movies, and some derivative rap songs, but at least you don't have to bleep out every other word when he raps.
No,but the mute button comes in handy.
So I met Hooky and I've seen NO twice. Just need to meet the rest of the gang.
I need to drive this:
That looks incredible
can't really think of anything else right now.
Sean Stuart wrote: I need to drive this:
That looks incredible
Wow... I'm definitely doing this soon.
Mr disco (99) wrote:
Sean Stuart wrote: I need to drive this:
That looks incredible
Wow... I'm definitely doing this soon.
You probably live closer. My drive to that place is like 14 hours:(
Sean Stuart wrote: You probably live closer. My drive to that place is like 14 hours:(
I do. I just might do it this weekend. 
Read a few books by Dickens (no, that's not a set-up for a nasty joke, he's a major literary figure that I might want to read to expand my own world view) 
Plus...I mean, the guy's named "Dickens" 
Interzone wrote: I'd say shag Ian Curtis, but unfortunately that can't possibly be on the agenda.
This should be on the "things you must do after you die"surely?
Besides you'd need a good lawyer,or cunning necra's stealth, and decent spade
Before I snuff I'm going to retire at 50 and be minted,doing what the fuck I want,with my own time forever,hopefully...
Which will be probably be going to exotic climes,and a not an inconsiderable amount of drinking beer and taking drugs...Sounds class already!
Boatraceface wrote:
Interzone wrote: I'd say shag Ian Curtis, but unfortunately that can't possibly be on the agenda.
Besides you'd need a good lawyer,or cunning necra's stealth, and decent spade
Its amazing the amount of fans who don't even know that he has been a pile of ashes for awhile and that he was cremated. I think Ian was the sexiest man alive when he was alive but if other girls don't think so that's fine with me :D
Mr disco (99) wrote:
I do. I just might do it this weekend.
Oh MAN! I'm green with jealousy. If you go, let me know how it is, and for god's sake, take pictures!!!
Are you gonna go on 2 wheels or four and what do ya drive?
I belong to a Mazda Protege club up here in Canada, the Toronto Protege Club (www.toprotege.com). Some of us love to go on cruises, here's the one I organized last year here:Fall Cruise 2005
I'm in the white protege 5 in the lead. That's my other car, I drive a 98 protege sedan.
Sean Stuart wrote:
Mr disco (99) wrote:
I do. I just might do it this weekend.
Oh MAN! I'm green with jealousy. If you go, let me know how it is, and for god's sake, take pictures!!!
Are you gonna go on 2 wheels or four and what do ya drive?
I belong to a Mazda Protege club up here in Canada, the Toronto Protege Club (www.toprotege.com). Some of us love to go on cruises, here's the one I organized last year here:Fall Cruise 2005
I'm in the white protege 5 in the lead. That's my other car, I drive a 98 protege sedan.
Neat. Some nice scenery there. Reminds me a little of when I drove out to Muir woods and Muir beach in Marin county in California. Some of the most gorgeous road scenery I've ever seen there.
I drive a 2006 Toyota Corolla... not a sports car by any means, but the car is only a small part of the fun of driving. :)
I'll let you know if I go.
nice to see a couple of petrol heads from the other side of the pond!
this is my poison..
still gotta replace the front tyres from this years visit :\ohwell:
Barney Army wrote: nice to see a couple of petrol heads from the other side of the pond!
this is my poison..
still gotta replace the front tyres from this years visit :\ohwell:
Ah, the Nurburgring. 
Someday...
Skydiving Climb a mountain Listen to a lot of music and to be able to make a top 100 favourite records list Have a bath in one of my favourite drinks [apple tango maybe?] Go to Las Vegas [doing that next summer, hopefully] Play on stage a few more times with my band/try and get into the music industry Be an astronaut Acid Wake up drunk over 50 miles away from home
All I can think of right now. :/
See the following bands live:
Radiohead, New Order, The Who (even though it's 2/4ths the original lineup), Jonathan Richman, Lou Reed, Bob Dylan
Of course, this would be the line-up at Trevstock 2006
Get yer tickets now! It'll make Altamont look like a turn on Disneyland's Small World after All ride :p
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I wanna kill Trevor!!!
You and the IRA, the NSA, the NBA, the National Socialists, the Communists, the Chartists, the Evolutionists, the Fundamentalists, the Methodists, the Baptists, the Southern Baptists, the Southern confederacy, the Articles of Confederacy, the Gestapo, the KGB, the CIA, the FBI, the Better Business Bureau, and MADD. 
I got a lot of enemies 
