'Sir' Bob Gandalph has cancelled his gigs in Italy because only 45 people turned up to the first night.
The jumped-up one-hit-wonder arrived on stage, saw the 'crowd' and minced back to his hotel.
He then made a garbled statement about the lack of ticket sales being a result of some sort of conspiracy, rather than the fact that he's shit.
He'll be back in Italy soon to give a free concert. If that fails he plans to offer to pay people a tenner and put on a free bar and dancing girls.
What a dick 
Reality calling Mr. Geldof...
