ASHTRAY OF DOOM
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Is this where the fags hang out, then? 
Afternoon Mike, evening(?) Ron! How's things?
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote: Is this where the fags hang out, then?
Snorri xxx
oh yeh. same same. had a bit of a crap month, but things are ok now. 
Aye, seems like ages since I was on here - was in Germany for a week, then back home for a few days but busy getting ready for holiday, then away for a fortnight... Spent a few days in Vienna for the first time since I lived there Nice to be back though...
Snorri xxx
NOOLigan wrote: yeh welcome back Snorri. so you speak german with an austian accent.
A bissl... :D
Snorri xxx
Anyone want to play a game?
You have to guess what part of myself I injured after the pub last night.
No prizes, just a bidda fun.
Diamond White wrote: Anyone want to play a game?
You have to guess what part of myself I injured after the pub last night.
No prizes, just a bidda fun.
Your pride?
oooohhh dirty old ashtray thrown at the back of the head.
woo count me in
did you injure your peni?
It has nothing to do with ashtrays.
Snorri, I am not offering a prize.
Perhaps the Moderators would be prepared to offer something though.
Diamond White wrote: Anyone want to play a game?
You have to guess what part of myself I injured after the pub last night.
No prizes, just a bidda fun.
Septum?
did you feel a ladys breast and get beaten by her large muscular black husband? ohh sorry your married!! ha ha sorry
you wernt shiting blood were you....you poor bugger. tis a frightening thing.
i would love to stick around for this game. but its nearly 11.00pm and im so freking tired
good nite
Alright, I'll announce the result.
It was the bridge of my nose - grazed in a collision with a wall. I look bloody rediculous.
Boaty wins 'cos he was closest.
an Ashtray of Doom. 
with snorri back. Boat race where have you been. Diggy M.,ROCKET,.. Good God..
bloody goof!! do ya have a sticking plaster over top, for added sex appeal?
i feel sorry for you actually he he
Diamond White wrote: Mick's here
Mick, when are you going to change your name back?
Snori's changed his back.
My profile is fcuked so i CAN'T! But SHED is nice!
SHED wrote:
Diamond White wrote: Mick's here
Mick, when are you going to change your name back?
Snori's changed his back.
My profile is fcuked so i CAN'T!
but you'd want to....
Betraaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROCKET MICK wrote:
I want to fcuk but I CAN'T find a girl who'll shag me!
Diamond White wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote:
I want to fcuk but I CAN'T find a girl who'll shag me!
says COLIN
SHED wrote:
Diamond White wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote:
I want to fcuk but I CAN'T find a girl who'll shag me!
Diamond White wrote:
SHED wrote:
Diamond White wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote:
I want to fcuk but I CAN'T find a girl who'll shag me!
Diamond White wrote:
SHED wrote:
Diamond White wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote:
I want to fcuk but I CAN'T find a girl who'll shag me!
me too but he snores
Nobody's perfect!
True.
Tee Hee
SHED wrote:
Diamond White wrote:
SHED wrote:
Diamond White wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote:
I want to fcuk but I CAN'T find a girl who'll shag me!
:evil:
what happened to the glorious ashtray-of-the doom? its a poorly rinsed ashtray. with no chain smokers, and no sad old gamblers. im left at the pokie machines with no coins left. poos. every one has left the tavern, and gone back to their trailer park homes. comon back ya bastards
Hey, I just thought of a really great joke!
One of you says "Hey, look at that picture: you must have a double"
And I say "thanks, I'll have a brandy and coke!"
Brilliant!
(It would work just as well with a gin and tonic, or even a whisky, but I think it would spoil it with something unusual like a brandy and ginger because people would be thinking about the unusual drink and might miss the excellent joke.)
Do I win £40?
Diamond White wrote: Mick's here
Mick, when are you going to change your name back?
Snori's changed his back.
Well, I went away for a week and when I came back somebody had nicked the bloody Shed... 
I suppose I could try HUTCHimon, but it's just not the same... 
Snorri xxx
what are you listening to ya wankers. start smoking im listening to 'PORNO FOR PYROS--'bali eyes
soggy wet cigarete butts, poo, wees, bottle cap in the ashtray. i had to go out today to get some inspiration, by the form of a film at the cinema, i had a nice coffee while watching it , by the way i saw possibly the greatest most beautiful movie ever, called..'AS IT IS IN HEAVEN' .
does this mean the formaly dormant ashtray is alive again. im lookin like a real loser hanging out here alone hoping for replys to my shit talk.
i make forums die,:D not to mention poisioning the very life force of negativity in threads.
KERAZY SHITE matey mate. non lineal conciuosness time it is in my part of the galaxy.
do you ever feel like stabing people?
Johnny wrote: WHATS GOING ON????!!!! I DEMAND ANSWERS!!!
There are no answers in the Ashtry of Doom...
Snorri xxx
Latest Community Members futureimage Papa Bendi ROCKET MICK esponjacinzenta paperhankie madcyril poulus Burai Victor Alava andy sketch in verse
Seems like i'm in GOOD company!
are you going to crack out the kerazy shite? or are you biding your time for beter conditions , better results.
have i got this straight? ,,ok,,you are intentionaly humerous and i am unintentionaly humerous. so a majority laughs with you, and the majority laughs at me? well thats what the pope/god of forum, says to the punters.
ROCKET MICK wrote: Latest Community Members futureimage Papa Bendi ROCKET MICK esponjacinzenta paperhankie madcyril poulus Burai Victor Alava andy sketch in verse
Seems like i'm in GOOD company!
i hope you are in good company, 10 points for the origional names of the members . 20 creativity points i will allocate to each soul added to the NOOL .i will give them that for starters,,,,,HMMM 'future image' is a good one and that 'andy sketch in verse' sounds like a dashing lad , by his creative name, creativity is creation we become a whole new force in the universe when we are co-creators of ourselves (and user names)
krisna wrote: are you going to crack out the kerazy shite? or are you biding your time for beter conditions , better results.
have i got this straight? ,,ok,,you are intentionaly humerous and i am unintentionaly humerous. so a majority laughs with you, and the majority laughs at me? well thats what the pope/god of forum, says to the punters.
I can't speak for everyone, but I know that I'm not alone in laughing at your posts for all the wrong reasons. Your ramblings come across as nonsenical, especially when you seem to feel the need to assert just how wonderfully "spiritual" you are somewhere in every post. Pretentiously spouting a lot of trite stream-of-consciousness aphorisms doesn't exactly make you appear the deepest or most realistic of thinkers; it recalls the sort of bollocks-infused mumblings of an acid-tripper for whom every tiny action supposedly holds some key to divine and fluidly shifting form of enlightenment, but who appears to outsider eyes as yet another failed seeker perpetually lost in the minutae of some hedonistic wankery. Speaking as someone who knows a thing or two about pretension (as the lot of you veterans can probably attest), I can say that I'm all for incoherent babblings, but for [insert sundry deities here] sake, get over yourself with the condescending spiritualistic talk and the bubbly positivism. The rest of us don't all have our heads in the clouds of whatever you seem to be on. Perhaps a nice snug commune out in the country (with no electricity for computers!) would be a better fit for your sort.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
I can't speak for everyone, but I know that I'm not alone in laughing at your posts for all the wrong reasons.
how can you say that?
ahhh, the NOOL email/MSN mafia strikes again? 
that is, unless you regularly meet with fellow NOOLers in which case I stand corrected.
Get yer head out of yer arse.
Noodleman wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
I can't speak for everyone, but I know that I'm not alone in laughing at your posts for all the wrong reasons.
how can you say that?
ahhh, the NOOL email/MSN mafia strikes again?
that is, unless you regularly meet with fellow NOOLers in which case I stand corrected.
Get yer head out of yer arse.
The off-board network has spoken. I have no control over public opinion. That's why I don't speak for EVERYONE, as I've said before, only those I've spoken to. Can't you read?
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
The off-board network has spoken. I have no control over public opinion. That's why I don't speak for EVERYONE, as I've said before, only those I've spoken to. Can't you read?
well keep the views of the 'off-board network' off the fuckin board.
Post as an individual.
Like a fuckin school playground this sometimes.
'off-board network'
oh ok. i was just trying to be funny. i was aware that im not like some people here, and i kind knew that my kind of humour is pretty lame and that when people dont reply to certain things it means that im pretty lame, i was quite fond of you up to now, i am quite the normal person in real life, spirtuality is a silent thing to me, im just being a bit silly but still trying to explain afew things that are important to me. when im being positive here i just want to bring sometHing a bit warmer to the conversation in the threads, i thought it was harmless
sorry pope, board..
Noodleman wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
The off-board network has spoken. I have no control over public opinion. That's why I don't speak for EVERYONE, as I've said before, only those I've spoken to. Can't you read?
well keep the views of the 'off-board network' off the fuckin board.
Post as an individual.
Like a fuckin school playground this sometimes.
'off-board network'
Yeah, I said "off-board network" in jest, you got me. 
Everything I said above is my own "individual" opinion and no one else's. I just know I'm not alone in laughing. That's all. Back to the shadows of the "off-board network" with me now.
edit: And Krisna, you're fine by me. I'm just a cranky twat.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
Everything I said above is my own "individual" opinion and no one else's.
alright! the ashtray is a heatin up! the pope made me cry, for my tender age im a specialy talented spirtual healer, the shite i post on here is nothing compared to the compasion and empathy i apply in REAL life, i must admit i always felt i was from a distant star system.
hey holiness the pope. can you do something for me? can you look outside at the sky- at day time and see if you can see the black dots and clear dots darting around .
im serious have a look,,, this is the universal energyfield
kristi.
krisna wrote: alright! the ashtray is a heatin up! the pope made me cry, for my tender age im a specialy talented spirtual healer, the shite i post on here is nothing compared to the compasion and empathy i apply in REAL life, i must admit i always felt i was from a distant star system.
hey holiness the pope. can you do something for me? can you look outside at the sky- at day time and see if you can see the black dots and clear dots darting around .
im serious have a look,,, this is the universal energyfield
kristi.
Do you like Alejandro Jodorowsky's movies? I bet you'd love them. (I do.)
krisna wrote: hey holiness the pope. can you do something for me? can you look outside at the sky- at day time and see if you can see the black dots and clear dots darting around .
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i get that too.The optician says it something that you get with age.
krisna wrote:
hey holiness the pope. can you do something for me? can you look outside at the sky- at day time and see if you can see the black dots and clear dots darting around .
im serious have a look,,, this is the universal energyfield
Ah right.
I used to see the universal energyfield every time I headed a wet football when I played pub league footy.
I just thought it was poor technique :\ohwell:
Noodleman wrote:
krisna wrote:
hey holiness the pope. can you do something for me? can you look outside at the sky- at day time and see if you can see the black dots and clear dots darting around .
im serious have a look,,, this is the universal energyfield
Ah right.
I used to see the universal energyfield every time I headed a wet football when I played pub league footy.
I just thought it was poor technique :\ohwell:
You're not taking this seriously are you?
Noodleman wrote: I just thought it was poor technique :\ohwell:
Sure it wasn't 'lurve technique'?
Snorri xxx
krisna wrote:
hey holiness the pope. can you do something for me? can you look outside at the sky- at day time and see if you can see the black dots and clear dots darting around .
im serious have a look,,, this is the universal energyfield
kristi.
According to science, those are specks of gel and debris called "floaters" drifting around in the eye near the retina., appearing against low-contrast backgrounds like clear skies and blank walls. But go ahead and believe whatever you like. I looked "within myself," and all I found was more evidence that I'm no more than flesh and blood.
i suggest that you read some 'Alice baily' the 'tibetan' who chaneled through her knows everything-ever. esoteric exoteric. the thing is that i didnt form any ideas from what i read, nothing has ever coloured my theorys and my perception of the whole, i follow where i am, and found alot more than i could have ever imagined. its a beautiful place i live inside somewhere so pure and loving i find the earth very hostile, i concider peace and light as real and fear and darkness as illusion. why else would we come to be?
kristi. Do you like Alejandro Jodorowsky's movies? I bet you'd love them. (I do.)
hey i beter check them out aye bro.
its funny thing how you said all you found is flesh and blood, because that is what i have found hard to connect to being grounded. the dense physical body the believe it or not has a energetic double thats called the etheric body, its composed of billions of energetic threads, and nadis. its our physical,emotion and mental aspects of ourselves that diffentriates us from one another, this is the first three levels of the human energy field, and the dense physical plane, emotional(astral) and the lineal lower mental mind that are right beside each other and influence each other, the mind is closely related to the emotional state. we have will with the solar plexus chakra, emotional-grattification-sexuality 2nd chakra , and the base chakra which has the basic survival instict with its function. we are by becoming into form gathering experience for individuating as the creator of ourselves mastering each plane of conciousness
El Topo - Book of the Film by Alejandro Jodorowsky
I'd recommend reading Antonin Artaud as well.
then we have the upper chakras that develop later in the stage of evolution . the heart chakra becomes activated to the point of it being almost the bigest virture that this universe has and by far mans greatest pleasure and virtue.thurther by all encompassing love (celestial concioussness, by experiencing the astral nature of life it opens themselves to the buddic plane(love aspect) that exists mysteriuosly in the center of this solar system at present and eminates from the great bear pleides,(why would we say that stars/suns dont eminate anthing else than combustion and heat?)we dont know surely!.the will the emotional and base chakra delelops desire to exist and desire for self, the throat chakra (expression creation) and the other chakras infact have always had use for any man but its the creation from experience that starts the creation desire in the core of a person its firstly done with the spoken expression of self -the throat chakra, then the head centers 3rd eye alta major pineal gland and pituatry. this is when one is awaken to a sense of infinity and love and wisdom knowledge and the whole concepts of all concioussness
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: El Topo - Book of the Film by Alejandro Jodorowsky
I'd recommend reading Antonin Artaud as well.
cheers pope, your quite nice to me now, i know that we are all unique beings and im particuly facinated by people and how they work. its beautiful. i came here to dispurse pain , in anyway possible (to earth i mean), just being with someone and listening and validating what they say to something greater than their turmoil, is a wonderful thing, call it the will of god, god aint a man.
i will checkit out. i will go to it. you can see im not at all intellectual. im just know some truths that even words or theorys dont do justice.
and i love people
antonin auytard, i love poetry, i couldnt ever write it but incredible stuff i felt inspired about this man, how did you come to find his work and the such?. i read the antonin site with much pleasure thank you pope my favorite poet is ella wella wilcox,she was from the late 1800's and her poetry is still relevent today. i found one of her books at a secondhand bookshop a while ago,i sometimes read it on a windy hill or something crazy like that.
on EL.... i read the movie script with the pictures, what year was that movie made?! its very intriging i must say, how did you get into that one? if you dont mind answering me that very cool. pope
El Topo was made in 1970, but you might actually like The Holy Mountain (1972) more because it's more of a how-to guide for reaching enlightenment. Both are finally coming out on DVD sometime fairly soon. They were unavailable before that, except as bootlegs. Any weird cult movie intrigues me, and these are some of the weirdest I've come across.
I encountered Artaud first in a class on theatre aesthetics and we studied "The Theatre and its Double" in relation to Nietzsche's "The Birth of Tragedy." Then I went off into Artaudland and started reading lots of his stuff.
thats incredible, your amazing. i would love to see those movies, i would be game for dvds. have you seen the classic 'pi' film festival movie? ('pi' as in the mathematical symbol) cant find it on the computer key board funily enough. it pretty excellent.
Yes, I have both Pi and Requiem for a Dream. I'm very much looking forward to Aronofsky's new one "The Fountain." Trailer for it looks quite good. Lovers co-existing simultaneously in three different time periods 500 years apart.
another thing, your profile is wonderfuly writen (the new order stuff) so you do a bit of writing do you? the abuse you blasted at me prior to this the (paragraph-spectacular.) was writen so well, it was powerful, and i saw where you were coming from, i wanted to leave imediately. yet i sense it was effortless for you, and you carried on with your day not giving it another thought. its very true to say i dont make sense, i have always had tremendos trouble with putting things into words, i struggled at school with writen stuff i had messy writing and the whole school system wasnt suited to my learning style and my purpose, i guess a anthropothigist (stiner school) would have been easier for me to develop my highly creative side. so if you write at your computer, do you think about what you are going to write or do you go "somewhere else" and without thinking... it is easier to write something? im aware when im expresing from myself alot of things come from outside me, i merge with something greater and it is actualy sublime to be creating whatever there
i cant write for shit, im often aware of my crown chakra being very wide open and taking in concioussness faster than i can assimilate it with the other auric bodies, i get confused at times to the point of complete inertia, its this miracle of will that brings me out of this stagnation and into action to reconcile the other field levels its a like a pull of evolution and memory or wisdom that saves me(of course this requires restructuring and reallignment of the various chakras and levels that are torn ) when i fear from this constant uncertainty , contrast between the light and the dark and a sense of well being, there is alot of conflict between being a physical being and a spirtual entity that is so pulling because that sense of liberation is outstandingly greater than anything. i found alot of answers through the study and observation of the human energy field. on the earth plane its a habitual response for my energy field to try and leave the earth plane, and go to the higher levels of my field. i hav no control over this, it called the schizoid response.
ooooooooh something else about the universal energy field. it pulsates, at 20 cycles a minute. it is much slower on cloudy days than faster moving sunny days. it comes closer to you actual body when you watch it for a while. i see it enter rooms, and enter our pranic triangles on the back and front of our body. it goes into the plants and trees. its the very corsest enegy there is. the human energy field is of structured nets and formless but contained energetic matter.it on the other hand is very subtle, i have very good higher sensory perception, i hav e developed this greatly, its is right to say you sometimes have to be at a certain frquency or at a certain concioussness or in a dimension from alter your perception to see the energetic 'phenomina' i see peoples guides and angels, elementals the whole lot. were certainly not alone, i would rather be part of a whole equal greater thing than be alone in my insignificant self. i think there is a person who is from another dimension standing in close proxmidity to you right now.
Noodleman wrote:
krisna wrote:
hey holiness the pope. can you do something for me? can you look outside at the sky- at day time and see if you can see the black dots and clear dots darting around .
im serious have a look,,, this is the universal energyfield
Ah right.
I used to see the universal energyfield every time I headed a wet football when I played pub league footy.
I just thought it was poor technique :\ohwell:
your adorable noodlemun. well when you exersise physicaly, it raises the concoiusness, and the breathing "pranayama ' has alot to do with this, right in the back of the throat when you rasp the breath it activates the pitutitry gland, and this gland secretes a particular hormone that induces states of concioussness, a classic thing is that cactus the hippies use in the deserts it does this its actually composed of the same homone that this gland produces! note that. any medicine ect. effects various levels of our aura (medicine for physical alilments effects the 5th template level of our aura where the energetic template of all our organs lie, its the plan for the physical body to follow suit.) and medicine to do with the mind effects the emotional mental field levels dirrectly. with drugs you get a sense of the spirtual and its forced and unatural you speed up evolution , by 'burning' the webs between the chakras ans the energy goes from the base to the crown chakra in a way that you feel temporarily enlightened, but it leaves various damage and varies from peorson to person, some people are fine but they do become quite fucked up. ie. some people i have seen that do meth. so everybody go for a run and you may be able to see more of the subtle energetic matter, i find walking in general a good way of being as vital as i am spirtualy macthing what i feel physicaly, and thats pretty blissful, heaven meets earth yea? ha ha this is a cool and funny cosmic shed sesion join in the sesh!!
Diamond White wrote:
krisna wrote:
Blah blah blah
Why don't you shut it?
Diamond White, you post complete bollocks.
If I ever meet you I'll probably hit on you.
Do I win £40?
Diamond White wrote:
krisna wrote:
Blah blah blah
Why don't you shut it?
$80 dollars for you thats pounds converted to nz dollars, ohhh twice as rich in nz. you dont realise how much joy i get from posting my brains everywhere. diamond white hows the nose? i hope its all healed up! you stupid fuck.he hehe, i might shut up this phase in the thread and you will all be glad. ive got an assignment i have to do , about the seven rays, of the constitution of man. of his personality ray , soul ray,mind quaility ray,emotional ray and physical body type ray. i have to make a questionare for my 'clients'. to determine what ray cycle they are at and to intwine this with the present ray 7 influence on earth, (order and cerimonial, organiseational ray. awesome going to the city today to seek me fortune- with a supermarket trolley now diamond white you abandoned the ashtray, does this mean your back with your party god ways?
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
Diamond White wrote:
krisna wrote:
Blah blah blah
Why don't you shut it?
Diamond White, you post complete bollocks.
If I ever meet you I'll probably hit on you.
Do I win £40?
blame it on bolivia, although i dont know if you can claim anything that has any relevence to being a new zealand character trait with me, im from outerspace, and pretty happy with myself, as long as you dont be mean or cruel
