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Maybe getting a pair ain't such a bad idea after all......hmmmmm.....something to think about. Only concerned for your well-being and safety.

IMPORTANT INFO FOR THE LADIES

JHC

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sounds a bit sus to me. next they'll be making bullet proof vests out of silicone.

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MY GOD, THAT IS A NEWS FLASH AND A HALF!

:deal:

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ok...:rolleyes:

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She was lucky, but I'm not getting those things in me because I'm satisfied being flat chested and thin all over. Men shouldn't encourage women to get these things...it's sexist to do so.:thumbdown: :nono:

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leather_girl wrote: She was lucky, but I'm not getting those things in me because I'm satisfied being flat chested and thin all over. Men shouldn't encourage women to get these things...it's sexist to do so.:thumbdown: :nono:

Hey, now! I was only concerned for all women's safety and well being. Is that sexist?:angel2:

JHC

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It's nice that you're concerned about women's safety, but encouraging women to consider breast implants to be safe is a no-no. You could simply wear a very good bulletproof jacket if you didn't want to be dead or injured.

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maybe implants are CHEAPER than a good bulletproof vest...

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Men encouraging women to wear breast implants as a substitute for bulletproof jackets is a sexist, idiotic thing to say, and it's pathetic how so many straight men think like this. How would you men feel if us women encouraged you to get implants near your crotch instead of wearing bulletproof clothing? Or if women encouraged men getting breast implants to protect yourself? :thumbdown: :nono: :nonono:

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this has to be the funniest thead in ages. :rofl: :rofl:

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: maybe implants are CHEAPER than a good bulletproof vest...

Not to mention aesthetically pleasing:nervous:

leather_girl wrote: Men encouraging women to wear breast implants as a substitute for bulletproof jackets is a sexist, idiotic thing to say, and it's pathetic how so many straight men think like this.

Ummmm.....all straight men think like this....concerned of women's well-being that is.:love2:

JHC

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68Pontiac wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: maybe implants are CHEAPER than a good bulletproof vest...

Not to mention aesthetically pleasing:nervous:

leather_girl wrote: Men encouraging women to wear breast implants as a substitute for bulletproof jackets is a sexist, idiotic thing to say, and it's pathetic how so many straight men think like this.

Ummmm.....all straight men think like this.

JHC

No, only sexist, idiotic straight men think like this. No wonder I loathe many straight men...too many of them are too stupid, sexist, and immature. (I actually have more gay male friends than straight male friends, by the way!)

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leather_girl wrote: No, only sexist, idiotic straight men think like this. No wonder I loathe many straight men...too many of them are too stupid, sexist, and immature. (I actually have more gay male friends than straight male friends, by the way!)

Well I think gay men are already spoken for. Maybe venturing onto the the other side of the fence might be worth considering?

JHC

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Ummmm.....all straight men think like this....concerned of women's well-being that is.:love2:

A non-sexist man who is truly concerned for a woman's well being and safety against bullets would recommend a bulletproof jacket, not breast implants. It may have saved the woman described in the article, but saying that women should get implants instead of grabbing for the bulletproof clothing is loads of garbage.

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68Pontiac wrote:

leather_girl wrote:

68Pontiac wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: maybe implants are CHEAPER than a good bulletproof vest...

Not to mention aesthetically pleasing:nervous:

leather_girl wrote: Men encouraging women to wear breast implants as a substitute for bulletproof jackets is a sexist, idiotic thing to say, and it's pathetic how so many straight men think like this.

Ummmm.....all straight men think like this.

JHC

No, only sexist, idiotic straight men think like this. No wonder I loathe many straight men...too many of them are too stupid, sexist, and immature. (I actually have more gay male friends than straight male friends, by the way!)

Well I think gay men are already spoken for. Maybe venturing onto the the other side of the fence might be worth considering?

JHC

I only loathe straight men that are idiotic and sexist. I love straight men who are not idiotic and sexist, and I do have a few straight male friends who are intelligent, gentlemanly, and non-sexist. I'm comfortable with who I am, thank you very much, but the big breast worshipping of some stupid straight men irritates the crap out of me. I'm glad none of my straight male friends are like you.

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ffs it is just a story about something that stopped a bullet. it could have just as easily been a book or an ipod.

L G you really don't notice a piss take do you?

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leather_girl wrote:

I only loathe straight men that are idiotic and sexist. I love straight men who are not idiotic and sexist, and I do have a few straight male friends who are intelligent, gentlemanly, and non-sexist. I'm comfortable with who I am, thank you very much, but the big breast worshipping of some stupid straight men irritates the crap out of me. I'm glad none of my straight male friends are like you.

Ahhh.. that's were I'm different, I'm real flesh and bone.

JHC

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:rofl: that has to be the most embarrassing way possible to be saved from a rocket!

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Tempted wrote: :rofl: that has to be the most embarrassing way possible to be saved from a rocket!

Rocket and tits in a thread?:bow: :bow:

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68, just in case you go anywhere dangerous check these out obviously concerned for your safety in a purely staraight way you understand?

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leather_girl wrote:

(I actually have more gay male friends than straight male friends, by the way!)

so you're a munter then :laugh:

you'd be called a Fag Hag round 'ere.

as well as 'shit for brains'

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NO THATS NOT THE SPIRT OF THE PLACE. we need some more acceptance and grattitude. you obviously dont come from the mountains, dont betray yourself to fit in with this culture mrnoodle man. its poos.

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Interesting insinuation that gay men don't think with their cock. :rolleyes:

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krisna wrote: NO THATS NOT THE SPIRT OF THE PLACE. we need some more acceptance and grattitude. you obviously dont come from the mountains, dont betray yourself to fit in with this culture mrnoodle man. its poos.

Spirt?:spit:

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PHD wrote:

krisna wrote: NO THATS NOT THE SPIRT OF THE PLACE. we need some more acceptance and grattitude. you obviously dont come from the mountains, dont betray yourself to fit in with this culture mrnoodle man. its poos.

Spirt?:spit:

its poos? :spit::spit:

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krisna wrote: NO THATS NOT THE SPIRT OF THE PLACE. we need some more acceptance and grattitude. you obviously dont come from the mountains, dont betray yourself to fit in with this culture mrnoodle man. its poos.

no I dont come from the mountains.

but I suggest you climb up a very big one.

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you know what i mean. well the vibe of the place isnt as nasty as what noodleman made out.. its all in good humour ..i know

i have spirt.. im spirtual, were all of differing frequencies of physics, new order is a spirted band..i know im not wrong here i feel so uplifted by new order

:smoking:

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Noodleman wrote:

krisna wrote: NO THATS NOT THE SPIRT OF THE PLACE. we need some more acceptance and grattitude. you obviously dont come from the mountains, dont betray yourself to fit in with this culture mrnoodle man. its poos.

no I dont come from the mountains.

but I suggest you climb up a very big one.

nice lookin bowl of noodles there. make em yourself?

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we have green hills at the back of my house. i climb those . and watch sunsets

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JAK=hilarious!!!!!!!!!!:abovelol:

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J.A.K wrote:

nice lookin bowl of noodles there. make em yourself?

'fraid not.

Mine tend to come out looking like these...

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no im very fond of you, i dont think any of you are poo .

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does the city suck ass to live in, know any buddists?

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A lot of spirtin' going on here.:brow:

On the plus side that pot noodle's making me hungry.

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i meant poos as in america, i love americans but they are of a different culture. than the humble kiwi..get what i mean??

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here's the world cup babe of the summer.

note: she's not Japanese.

get me a pair of chopticks and a snorkel. check out the dinner plate belly.

:slobbermouth:

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good nite john and mrnoodleman. by the way that is a good name mate. peace its late here, going to bed :sleep: noodleman we need to talk about your culture soon on a thread .im interested

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I'm dribbling...

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krisna wrote:

noodleman we need to talk about your culture soon on a thread .im interested

football, beer, new order & women .... in that order.

thats about it really :\ohwell:

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this is still a fookin funny thread. :lol:

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PHD wrote:

Tempted wrote: :rofl: that has to be the most embarrassing way possible to be saved from a rocket!

Rocket and tits in a thread?:bow: :bow:

Hell i get a MENTION at LAST!:evil4:

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NOOLigan wrote: this has to be the funniest thead in ages. :rofl: :rofl:

This thread wouldn't have been nearly as funny if leather_girl had a sense of humour! :lol: :laugh:

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Shellshocker wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: this has to be the funniest thead in ages. :rofl: :rofl:

This thread wouldn't have been nearly as funny if leather_girl had a sense of humour! :lol: :laugh:

she needs to post a pic in her Nagoya Grampus Eight shirt.

i urge you leather girl. please do it! my beady eyes await with interest. :lol:

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J.A.K wrote:

Shellshocker wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: this has to be the funniest thead in ages. :rofl: :rofl:

This thread wouldn't have been nearly as funny if leather_girl had a sense of humour! :lol: :laugh:

she needs to post a pic in her Nagoya Grampus Eight shirt.

i urge you leather girl. please do it! my beady eyes await with interest. :lol:

Really? I'd pictured her as a Urawa Red Diamonds supporter.

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krisna wrote: good nite john and mrnoodleman. by the way that is a good name mate. peace its late here, going to bed :sleep: noodleman we need to talk about your culture soon on a thread .im interested

ahm hint. he's not from China.

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hmmm....maybe I should only encourage Isreali women to get the implants....

since that's one of the few places that get hit by rockets on a regular basis...

so leather girl, you just don't go and get those implants...

there, does that mean I am a gay man now???

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: hmmm....maybe I should only encourage Isreali women to get the implants....

since that's one of the few places that get hit by rockets on a regular basis...

so leather girl, you just don't go and get those implants...

there, does that mean I am a gay man now???

Actually you have North Korean rockets pointed at Japan as we speak.....might be a good precautionary measure for LG.

JHC

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it's indebitable...

what???

indebitable...

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SHED wrote:

PHD wrote:

Tempted wrote: :rofl: that has to be the most embarrassing way possible to be saved from a rocket!

Rocket and tits in a thread?:bow: :bow:

Hell i get a MENTION at LAST!:evil4:

:abovelol: :clap:

I've heard about having bazookas to defend yourself,but come on!! We we need is some FEM-BOT tecnology......

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NOOLigan wrote:

krisna wrote: good nite john and mrnoodleman. by the way that is a good name mate. peace its late here, going to bed :sleep: noodleman we need to talk about your culture soon on a thread .im interested

ahm hint. he's not from China.

YES BUT HE IS!

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krisna wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

krisna wrote: good nite john and mrnoodleman. by the way that is a good name mate. peace its late here, going to bed :sleep: noodleman we need to talk about your culture soon on a thread .im interested

ahm hint. he's not from China.

YES BUT HE IS!

He's as Chinese as Princess Street!!

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what? lying noodle man??, he seemed like a dodgy cunt anyway.

i thought those noodles looked like authentic chinese noodles in a polystyrene cup.

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krisna wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

krisna wrote: good nite john and mrnoodleman. by the way that is a good name mate. peace its late here, going to bed :sleep: noodleman we need to talk about your culture soon on a thread .im interested

ahm hint. he's not from China.

YES BUT HE IS!

you know you can open up profiles here. :wink: it is none other than my old sparring partner.

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this thread is hilarious. :laugh:

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NOODLEMAN? Is he a MARVEL character? Does he have special powers? Can he unravel himself into an innocent Pot Noodle and smuggle himself through security?

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hey you men. you do know reasearch(crap reasearch if any) says that men who were breast feed as babies are 'breast men' this is the question i submit to you to answer. so is it true?

:love: = breast = muma dear.

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krisna wrote: hey you men. you do know reasearch(crap reasearch if any) says that men who were breast feed as babies are 'breast men' this is the question i submit to you to answer. so is it true?

:love: = breast = muma dear.

Well I was breast fed, but am quite a strong leg guy. Don't get me wrong, every aspect of the woman's body is to be adored like a Rembrant (hopefully not like a Picasso).

JHC

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yeah?? thats interesting,

i would say a ripe peach breast would be alot better than a silicone filth pillow ..ha haha

what your got fine tastes? in cars ,women? would this describe you? mmmm verging on materialistic and shallow. but your cool with me . everybody has deepness, we are all one after all, all physics and differing frequencies.

and i love crysler valliant cars (1971 model). in the classic bronze colour. i like a beaten up old beast of a car. easily the coolest ride in the street

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v. funny thread indeed; for the women now, since all men have "armadillos in their trousers"

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krisna wrote: yeah?? thats interesting,

i would say a ripe peach breast would be alot better than a silicone filth pillow ..ha haha

what your got fine tastes? in cars ,women? would this describe you? mmmm verging on materialistic and shallow. but your cool with me . everybody has deepness, we are all one after all, all physics and differing frequencies.

and i love crysler valliant cars (1971 model). in the classic bronze colour. i like a beaten up old beast of a car. easily the coolest ride in the street

As for the breast, it's all about proportions. Some girls are great with small peaches, as you say, and would look terrible with large ones. Some have the frame for large ones and need them to be proportional. So it depends on the woman.

Yeah, I can see how my choices can be percieved as materialistic and shallow...oh, well, guess I have to deal with that one, as I'm not giving up my love for either anytime soon.

The Valiant is a cool little car. Most US cars went to crap in the 70's, but the Valiant was still cool to drive. The straight six was ok, but I'd drop a large gas guzzler in there for obnoxious amounts of power.

JHC

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if noodle man is not chinese,... thats so funny:abovelol:

i have a thing about eastern culture becoming like the west. ahhh well....noodle man must have just seemed like he was chinese, the way his comments went, like he was out of kilter with the whole thing , from another country, kind of clueless and tainted at the same time by trying to fit in. i want to visit china, its a pitty he isnt chinese actualy, i was about to ask for some photos of his location

i imagined noodleman was about 15-16 years old, with cartoon porn and crap. ha haha

GO TO THE MOUNTAINS.. MAJESTIC NOODLE-DECIPLE. FIND YOUR EVERLASTING SPIRIT.. OOOOOOMMMMMMMM

:abovelol:

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krisna wrote: noodle man must have just seemed like he was chinese, the way his comments went, like he was out of kilter with the whole thing , from another country, kind of clueless and tainted at the same time by trying to fit in. i imagined noodleman was about 15-16 years old, with cartoon porn and crap. ha haha

I would say that just about sums me up perfectly.

ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, ying tong tiddle aye ho....

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Surprised Mike hasn't been in here on about 38EEs again! I'll take a good C or maybe a D anytime ta very much. Or at least I would have when I had the choice!

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krisna wrote: noodle man.... was out of kilter with the whole thing , from another country, kind of clueless and tainted at the same time by trying to fit in.

You are very perceptive Kristi! :evil4:

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oldmonkey wrote:

You are very perceptive Kristi! :evil4:

cheeky twat :nosmile:

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