IMPORTANT ALERT FOR THE WOMEN!!!!

J.A.K wrote:

nice lookin bowl of noodles there. make em yourself?

'fraid not.

Mine tend to come out looking like these...

no im very fond of you, i dont think any of you are poo .

does the city suck ass to live in, know any buddists?

A lot of spirtin' going on here.

On the plus side that pot noodle's making me hungry.

i meant poos as in america, i love americans but they are of a different culture. than the humble kiwi..get what i mean??

here's the world cup babe of the summer.

note: she's not Japanese.

get me a pair of chopticks and a snorkel. check out the dinner plate belly.

:slobbermouth:

good nite john and mrnoodleman. by the way that is a good name mate. peace its late here, going to bed noodleman we need to talk about your culture soon on a thread .im interested

I'm dribbling...

krisna wrote:

noodleman we need to talk about your culture soon on a thread .im interested

football, beer, new order & women .... in that order.

thats about it really :\ohwell:

this is still a fookin funny thread.

PHD wrote:

Tempted wrote: that has to be the most embarrassing way possible to be saved from a rocket!

Rocket and tits in a thread?

Hell i get a MENTION at LAST!

NOOLigan wrote: this has to be the funniest thead in ages.

This thread wouldn't have been nearly as funny if leather_girl had a sense of humour!

Shellshocker wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: this has to be the funniest thead in ages.

This thread wouldn't have been nearly as funny if leather_girl had a sense of humour!

she needs to post a pic in her Nagoya Grampus Eight shirt.

i urge you leather girl. please do it! my beady eyes await with interest.

J.A.K wrote:

Shellshocker wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: this has to be the funniest thead in ages.

This thread wouldn't have been nearly as funny if leather_girl had a sense of humour!

she needs to post a pic in her Nagoya Grampus Eight shirt.

i urge you leather girl. please do it! my beady eyes await with interest.

Really? I'd pictured her as a Urawa Red Diamonds supporter.

krisna wrote: good nite john and mrnoodleman. by the way that is a good name mate. peace its late here, going to bed noodleman we need to talk about your culture soon on a thread .im interested

ahm hint. he's not from China.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: hmmm....maybe I should only encourage Isreali women to get the implants....

since that's one of the few places that get hit by rockets on a regular basis...

so leather girl, you just don't go and get those implants...

there, does that mean I am a gay man now???

Actually you have North Korean rockets pointed at Japan as we speak.....might be a good precautionary measure for LG.

JHC

SHED wrote:

PHD wrote:

Tempted wrote: that has to be the most embarrassing way possible to be saved from a rocket!

Rocket and tits in a thread?

Hell i get a MENTION at LAST!

I've heard about having bazookas to defend yourself,but come on!! We we need is some FEM-BOT tecnology......

NOOLigan wrote:

krisna wrote: good nite john and mrnoodleman. by the way that is a good name mate. peace its late here, going to bed noodleman we need to talk about your culture soon on a thread .im interested

ahm hint. he's not from China.

YES BUT HE IS!

krisna wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

krisna wrote: good nite john and mrnoodleman. by the way that is a good name mate. peace its late here, going to bed noodleman we need to talk about your culture soon on a thread .im interested

ahm hint. he's not from China.

YES BUT HE IS!

He's as Chinese as Princess Street!!

what? lying noodle man??, he seemed like a dodgy cunt anyway.

i thought those noodles looked like authentic chinese noodles in a polystyrene cup.

krisna wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

krisna wrote: good nite john and mrnoodleman. by the way that is a good name mate. peace its late here, going to bed noodleman we need to talk about your culture soon on a thread .im interested

ahm hint. he's not from China.

YES BUT HE IS!

you know you can open up profiles here. it is none other than my old sparring partner.

this thread is hilarious.

NOODLEMAN? Is he a MARVEL character? Does he have special powers? Can he unravel himself into an innocent Pot Noodle and smuggle himself through security?

hey you men. you do know reasearch(crap reasearch if any) says that men who were breast feed as babies are 'breast men' this is the question i submit to you to answer. so is it true?

= breast = muma dear.

krisna wrote: hey you men. you do know reasearch(crap reasearch if any) says that men who were breast feed as babies are 'breast men' this is the question i submit to you to answer. so is it true?

= breast = muma dear.

Well I was breast fed, but am quite a strong leg guy. Don't get me wrong, every aspect of the woman's body is to be adored like a Rembrant (hopefully not like a Picasso).

JHC

yeah?? thats interesting,

i would say a ripe peach breast would be alot better than a silicone filth pillow ..ha haha

what your got fine tastes? in cars ,women? would this describe you? mmmm verging on materialistic and shallow. but your cool with me . everybody has deepness, we are all one after all, all physics and differing frequencies.

and i love crysler valliant cars (1971 model). in the classic bronze colour. i like a beaten up old beast of a car. easily the coolest ride in the street

v. funny thread indeed; for the women now, since all men have "armadillos in their trousers"

krisna wrote: yeah?? thats interesting,

i would say a ripe peach breast would be alot better than a silicone filth pillow ..ha haha

what your got fine tastes? in cars ,women? would this describe you? mmmm verging on materialistic and shallow. but your cool with me . everybody has deepness, we are all one after all, all physics and differing frequencies.

and i love crysler valliant cars (1971 model). in the classic bronze colour. i like a beaten up old beast of a car. easily the coolest ride in the street

As for the breast, it's all about proportions. Some girls are great with small peaches, as you say, and would look terrible with large ones. Some have the frame for large ones and need them to be proportional. So it depends on the woman.

Yeah, I can see how my choices can be percieved as materialistic and shallow...oh, well, guess I have to deal with that one, as I'm not giving up my love for either anytime soon.

The Valiant is a cool little car. Most US cars went to crap in the 70's, but the Valiant was still cool to drive. The straight six was ok, but I'd drop a large gas guzzler in there for obnoxious amounts of power.

JHC