Am I a twat?

Well of course I am but.....

I work in a place by the docks that is supposedly haunted. So.......

.....we recorded 70 mins of silence follwed by my voice saying 'get out'. My voice was pitch adjusted, reverse reverb added and slowed down to sound very devil like.

We put it on an MP3 player with speakers plugged into the headphones socket and hid it up in my boss's ceiling whilst he was out of his office. A bit later he came legging into our room, white as a sheet and breathing really fast.

We asked him what was the matter and he just said 'nothing' but hung around for ages.

This is the second boss that we've done it to but this one is a complete wanker so I don't feel guilty.

So am I a twat then?

what are you doing? i'm recording silence you're recording silence? no, i'm recording some twat called anthony wilson, i was recording silence.

Sounds like the perfect way to pass those work hours by...

I don't think you're a twat, that's ACE!!!

Glad i don't work with you though.

No. he's the twat for le

ahhh forget it. gotta dash.

full beam on i think. its dark out there.

So...to finish off. no you are not a twat.

but there's a gaggle of Clive Mendonca's on here who probably are.

J.A.K wrote:

its dark out there.

it is dark...

Thunderbolts and lightning

Very very frightening...

So am I a twat then?

Nae yer a fooking cunt, lol

nice one

Genius move, we should try that on our boss who hides when it thunders :D

of course, putting the mp3 player back there in voice activated dictaphone mode could be a lot more productive :D

That's great! Sure you're a twat, but in a good way.

JHC

lol.......

I'm a kind soul so I'll say naw you're nota twat.....

You are not a twat; you are a potential boss.

do it again tomorrow, but say,

"i've decided you can stay"

Genius... If you are a twat, you're a 'king funny one..

Snorri xxx

I plan on making a series of recordings so hopefully the fucker throws himself out of the window :evil:

I was thinking next of panning the stereo and doing tapping and scraping noises.

Then maybe something like recording my daughter whispering 'we see you' and playing that.

Hopefully by then I will be a proper twat :D

Any ideas welcome by the way

Bob Konkel wrote: do it again tomorrow, but say,

"i've decided you can stay"

I second this.

You are funny.

t

let us know what happens. Sounds kind of cruel but oh well....

Fucking brilliant.

Dude, that's an awesome idea.

I'm totally going to fuck with people by doing this now.

you da man....brother

you have got to mess with peoples minds like what UTAH PHILLIPS said in his stories

methanolcereal wrote: Dude, that's an awesome idea.

I'm totally going to fuck with people by doing this now.

Do you want a copy of the file. I can email it to ya.

Or if anyone else wants it let me know.

Dave Algeo wrote: I plan on making a series of recordings so hopefully the fucker throws himself out of the window :evil:

I was thinking next of panning the stereo and doing tapping and scraping noises.

Then maybe something like recording my daughter whispering 'we see you' and playing that.

Hopefully by then I will be a proper twat :D

Any ideas welcome by the way

How about the slow ticking of a clock and then some eerie chimes... For whom the bell tolls and all that?

Snorri xxx

Dave Algeo wrote: I plan on making a series of recordings so hopefully the fucker throws himself out of the window :evil:

I was thinking next of panning the stereo and doing tapping and scraping noises.

Then maybe something like recording my daughter whispering 'we see you' and playing that.

Hopefully by then I will be a proper twat :D

Any ideas welcome by the way

all well and good Dave, if you can fit it in. but don't forget that's there's still four boxes of paper clips in your office that still need counting before Monday.

Dave Algeo wrote:

Any ideas welcome by the way

What about a swift punch in the throat?

with a dab of reverb obviously.

If your boss gets wise to the prank, you might wind up out on the street a twat for hire.

Hilarious!

Maybe a short delay (between 250-500 ms) with a long trail of repeats (but low volume repeats). Possibly a slight chorus effect too.

fooking legend brilliant idea

mind if i borrow it?

pure genius i say

you deserve a drink or 2

Here ya go

Get Out

This is a fairly dry one.

If anyone wants 'the full monty' then let me know and I will get it on Monday.

Cheers

Dave