When I arrived in work this morning I saw my mate Gordon standing outside our bosses office. For a laugh, I tweaked his nipple a bit so he laughed and the boss wondered what was going on. Nothing serious, just a bit of a laugh.
But when I did the same thing to the young graduate later on, all hell broke loose. I've just had a right bollocking, my boss said if I wasn't leaving tomorrow, I'd be sacked.
Why do young people take everything so seriously? The graduate is normally alright, comes down the pub with us on Friday dinner and comes to nights out and everything.
It's the last fucking time I sit with her in the pub, I tell thee.
