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Google the phrase "(Your first name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results.

'Chris looks like an old woman in that hat, but he's still ready to lick Chastity!'

:crazy:

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Maya looks like an ordinary human child, except that she has silver eyes

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Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Maya looks like an ordinary human child, except that she has silver eyes

:abovelol: :clap:

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Noel looks like an elf - they must have been a fair distance when they saw me i'm over 6 ft tall i'll have you know!

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“Johnny looks like your average emo boy, and that’s what I am, except my cock isn’t exactly average"

EMO? :nono:

I am bigger than average though.That bit is correct

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"John looks like someone out of Deliverance"

Yeah I knew that! Just call me BURT.:bow:

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'Very Private Hobbit Diary: the beginningLooks like Rory might win even WITH magic ring. ... said the little minx, "You seem to have made a mess in your pants, Fido." HUGE embarassment. ... ' :abovelol: ok so it wasn't technically what minx looks like but it was THE funniest on the first page of results:evil4:

And for my real name I got....... 'Em looks a bit like a porn version of Loryn Hill'

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SHIt theres loads for me: On the surface, Conrad looks like a cute kid — like Opie from Mayberry

Good one, Conrad. Looks like someone’s been ingesting too many pesticides

Conrad looks like he just left his barcolounger and got another piece of pie as he stumbles through this dreck

Conrad looks like a surfer and talks like a Midwesterner and smiles like a friendly boy

Conrad looks like he plays in a beer league

or my fave: Conrad looks like any other

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Arek looks like a girl in this pic. Oh jesus :cry:

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Katja looks a bit like Rapunzel.

:laugh:

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Shug looks literally ill.

Some cunt must have spotted me after the Viking tour of Madrd & Barca.

:viking:

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RON! LOOKS LIKE RAIN AGAIN! Hum

All Nooligans hate mornings. We like to sleep in, but me mum comes in at 7.30, she’s my alarm clock. But she can’t tell me what to do, I’m a Nooligan. I’ll sleep in if I wanna. (Well, for a few minutes, until me mum yells.) Then it’s time for Nooligans to eat breakfast. All Nooligans need breakfast so they have enough energy to terrorise all day long. (Well, annoy.) For breakfast Nooligans eat Nutrigrain, iron man food. (Well, if you have it, we don’t so I just go with coco pops. Same thing sort of.) Nooligans catch the bus to school, when a Nooligan gets on the bus everyone shuts up. They’re scared of Nooligans. (Well, they might stop talking for a second. Sometimes…..I think.) Nooligans don’t pay the bus fare either, (Well, we pay most times, only ‘cos they threaten to call mum. Sometimes we don’t pay.) Why should we though? Nooligans own the school. (Well, not the classroom, the teachers own them, and the bigger Nooligans own most of the yard but most Nooligans own at least one tree and half a toilet cubicle. Not always a boys toilet cubicle either.) In lessons Nooligans don’t do anything they don’t wanna. (Well, unless we’ll get into trouble and they’ll call me mum.) We only do work if we wanna and most Nooligans refuse to read. (Well, if they know how to read they refuse.) After school Nooligans terrorise the neighbourhood, we’re the boss of the streets and the alleys and the parks and the shops, (well, sort of), graffiti buildings, (well, we write on them with chalk usually) and nobody is safe when Nooligans rule. (Well, except for women, children and any man who is older than me or looks like he could beat you up.) When Nooligans get home, way past curfew of course, (well, a few minutes late) but never early, mum yells but Nooligans don’t care, they can handle mum, no need to apologise. (Well, as long as she’s not holding a wooden spoon.) It’s tea time, Nooligans don’t eat their greens at tea because they’re already big and strong enough. (Well, if you like ya vegies go ahead and eat ‘em.) Nooligans shower after tea at least one shower a week. (Well, my mum makes me shower every day.) To finish off a day in the life of a Nooligan, watch the most violent TV show on and stay up past you’re bedtime because Nooligans go to bed when they feel like going to bed, not when they’re told. (Well, usually.) And that’s how to be a Nooligan. (Well, a Wanna Be Nooligan.)

looks like nooligan is also a racehorse.

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Lucy looks like she's got a red porcupine sitting on her head.

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"Pour Jean-Philippe, faire l’amour, pour la dernière fois, juste avant la rupture, ressemble à un point de non retour."

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jemma looks like shes trying to find something in that drink

Heh heh, it's from somebody's Myspace. How very apt doncha think.

Sod it, I'm going to have a glass of red, anyone joining me?

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"Dave looks like he is being affectionate, but given that he is really drunk, this is actually a pretty dangerous position for Elise to be in."

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jeff looks like a shroom,

interesting...

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Nate looks like some bum that just crawled off his couch to snowboard, stringy hair, gruff face

:brow:

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Typed my christian & surname in together,and strangely got 3 pictures of P.Diddy/Puff Daddy! :confused2:

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Mine was the same as the pope. Maybe that's cos we have the same first name. :scratch:

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Nicholas looks more like Father Christmas and is associated with Christmas. :clap:

And with quotes (to avoid Google to put a h in my name)

Nicolas looks like "the" great French chain store specialising in wines and spirits.

Nicolas looks like he might turn out to be a good baby

Nicolas looks like he wants to go to the toilet

Nicolas looks like he’s having an heart attack,

Enough :lol:

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You can make this interesting...

Go to Google Image at http://images.google.com

Type your full name and found pictures of what you can actually look like :lol:

Me, I'm a diver or this:

Looking like a 3rd Pet Shop Boys there :lol:

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Spotnick wrote: You can make this interesting...

Go to Google Image at http://images.google.com

Type your full name and found pictures of what you can actually look like :lol:

Me, I'm a diver or this:

Looking like a 3rd Pet Shop Boys there :lol:

we all know you get an image of a German soccer hooligan, who looks remarkably like me, if you do this with my name.

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Your search did not match any documents. :cry:

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"Mark looks like the second coming". That'll do.

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Chrissy looks like Tinkerbelle in denim.

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Paul looks like a demon!

:eek:

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I got two -

K looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth or K looks like I felt after dinner, although she does it better!

:rolleyes:

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i'm in the middle

in me drag rags.

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Isn't that Freddie Mercury on the right?

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Dylan looks like a baddass :evil4: :thumb:

First image in the search is a bit worrying though

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Well if I could ever figure out how to add a picture this might have been fun.

JHC

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hmmm...I'm not quite as bad looking now....

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I didn't know that I was Mr. Angola. My parents never told me that I'm black either.

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:\ohwell: You think you have issues with your parents......

:eek3:

I MUST be adopted:cry:

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Bart : Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!

:evil4:

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Sean looks like a kid who’s been held back a few years since Black is 23 and looks about 30. But I guess you don’t go expecting realism in a movie where ...:confused2:

apparently all my images don't really work:confused2:

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Ric looks like some sort of alien from Mars whenever he bleeds with his read face and his bleached hair.

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"Michael looks like a drag queen in one of Pauls porn videos.":eek: MATRON!

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"Rich looks like a mortal lock to pass out before midnight..."

hmmm, not good for my image

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