Why do you love NewOrderOnline?

I think for me its got fuck all to do with New Order anymore,i probably post on BCD more the DR. Its cos everytime i come on here i`ll get these 3 things:

1. Ill learn something i didnt know.

2. I`ll laugh my head off about something someones posted.

3. Doesn`t matter if your 16 and poor or 50 and loaded,everyone can join in.

(now,when it comes to the "best thread of the year award...")

So a big thank you to everyone who makes it so good on here,Yes even you cunts who ponce about as moderators...

steveone wrote:

So a big thank you to everyone who makes it so good on here

Don't mention it, mate

New ordain you say???? never heard of them....

I come here because if I didn't I'd miss Liam being a grump about my purple lettering.

Also it's true you do learn many random things on here and have a laugh.... It's a great way to kill time and there are some people who seem really cool. Plus I get to talk bollocks outside of the pub which is good for my liver

It's the people that make it special. My mates think I'm weird meeting people off t'internet, but I've tried explaining that you're all complete cocks and a really good laugh.

I also enjoy talking utter drivel.

Mostly because it distracts ceiling peeping tomcats so a bloke can have a private wank..

Boatraceface wrote: Mostly because it distracts ceiling peeping tomcats so a bloke can have a private wank..

coz its summit to do innit.

plus, I've met some really sound people on here, and look forward to meeting a few more.

the actual new order side, I couldn't really give much of a fuck about, unless they are releasing a new record or something.

Admit it Al, you heart it!

Too gay for you?

(You can post that gay train pic again)

Missy Jem wrote: Too gay for you?

(You can post that gay train pic again)

For lasses it's "a ride on the dyke bike", Jem.

more notches on my bedpost!

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Too gay for you?

(You can post that gay train pic again)

For lasses it's "a ride on the dyke bike", Jem.

Ha I'm using that one!!

C-Ro wrote: more notches on my bedpost!

The last two posts just say it all for me!

Missy Jem wrote:

C-Ro wrote: more notches on my bedpost!

El Jarvo wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Too gay for you?

(You can post that gay train pic again)

Nope. I've got a new one. Too Gay!

Gay train is better tho

El Jarvo wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Gay train is better tho

Have you been on it?!

I've been invited once or twice Last stop Pensilgaynia..Choo choo

Speaking of which, did that guy bother you again?

Missy Jem wrote: Speaking of which, did that guy bother you again?

No...He opted to go on a War of the Worlds pilgrimage with some other faggots in the end..

Steve is gonna love that!!

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Gay train is better tho

Have you been on it?!

been on it??? he's the flippin' conductor!!!!

whoo hoo!!!

I reckon I owe somebody a beer...

Have'nt you kissed enough arses today?

You are still paying full fare by the way

shed games.

El Jarvo wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Too gay for you?

(You can post that gay train pic again)

Nope. I've got a new one. Too Gay!

in footy terms.a master craftsman

NOOLigan wrote: shed games.

that's the worst thing about it.

The best thing is the latent homoeroticism.

The worst thing is the rancid odour of Kershie's bell-end.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: The best thing is the latent homoeroticism.

The worst thing is the rancid odour of Kershie's bell-end.

thank you FAGGERS!!

J.A.K wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: The best thing is the latent homoeroticism.

The worst thing is the rancid odour of Kershie's bell-end.

thank you FAGGERS!!

Christopher Owens wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: The best thing is the latent homoeroticism.

The worst thing is the rancid odour of Kershie's bell-end.

thank you FAGGERS!!

indeed!

check out the Spaz in his gay-club avatar.

One thing I do love about pre-gig meet-ups is that they miraculously filter out the real dregs of humanity that often seem to be the dominant species around here.

Funny, that innit???

WITH LOVE: DR HAMILTON SPUNKBUCKET FRADDERS III

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: One thing I do love about pre-gig meet-ups is that they miraculously filter out the real dregs of humanity that often seem to be the dominant species around here.

Funny, that innit???

WITH LOVE: DR HAMILTON SPUNKBUCKET FRADDERS III

I know... very bizarre.

Uncle Liam wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: One thing I do love about pre-gig meet-ups is that they miraculously filter out the real dregs of humanity that often seem to be the dominant species around here.

Funny, that innit???

WITH LOVE: DR HAMILTON SPUNKBUCKET FRADDERS III

I know... very bizarre.

So how come you end up at the pre gig meet ups? Filter not working?

This site's good because you're guaranteed a response from Liam in no time.

the nightly fireside kumbaya singalongs.

Why has noone mentioned the COMMUNITY yet?

Snorri xxx

Christopher Owens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: One thing I do love about pre-gig meet-ups is that they miraculously filter out the real dregs of humanity that often seem to be the dominant species around here.

Funny, that innit???

WITH LOVE: DR HAMILTON SPUNKBUCKET FRADDERS III

I know... very bizarre.

So how come you end up at the pre gig meet ups? Filter not working?

This site's good because you're guaranteed a response from Liam in no time.

That's another thing I like about NOOL - the razor sharp wit. It's like everyone's an intellectual hybrid of Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker.

Fantastic.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

That's another thing I like about NOOL - the razor sharp wit. It's like everyone's an intellectual hybrid of Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker.

Fantastic.

Shaddup.

GOOD God

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Owens, I think Fradders was referring to me, seeing as I think I'm hilarious today...

What an ego.

Boatraceface wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Speaking of which, did that guy bother you again?

No...He opted to go on a War of the Worlds pilgrimage with some other faggots in the end..

Fuckin Martians stopped too far south if you ask me!!

What do I love bout this place? Well it kept me sane ( or more accurately, saner than I otherwise would have been), in my darkest hour this last while. I also rather like the fact that there is always some sod who knows more about ahy subject under the sun.

Doctor? wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Speaking of which, did that guy bother you again?

No...He opted to go on a War of the Worlds pilgrimage with some other faggots in the end..

Fuckin Martians stopped too far south if you ask me!!

What do I love bout this place? Well it kept me sane ( or more accurately, saner than I otherwise would have been), in my darkest hour this last while. I also rather like the fact that there is always some sod who knows more about ahy subject under the sun.

....like SPELLING:p

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: GOOD God

What can I do for you, my SON?

Get ME a WOMAN

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: GOOD God

What can I do for you, my SON?

Get ME a WOMAN

can you spare a rib?

Well i ate 3 at tea!

Love it because you're all mad bastards,you're a bloody good laugh on screen and in public. Any other site would feel like "trainspotting",but this site you'll talk about anything but NO! Met some great friends and look forward to seeing you all next month.

Christopher Owens wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: That's another thing I like about NOOL - the razor sharp wit. It's like everyone's an intellectual hybrid of Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker.

Fantastic.

Shaddup.

Perhaps more a Luv Hate relationship. For those not on Company hours through the Day think of all the things that could get done. Would miss the ever changing pretty avatars, new words etc.s mind.

El Jarvo wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: One thing I do love about pre-gig meet-ups is that they miraculously filter out the real dregs of humanity that often seem to be the dominant species around here.

Funny, that innit???

Er, nope.

Just how many people turned up at the Slaughterhouse uninvited?!

And then next thing you know it's a - woo! - NewOrderOnline - woo! - drink-up! Yey! Woo!

hahah exactly why i left ;)

1. The craziness
2. Community competition
3. The post count is really a safety measure when I navigate through cyberspace.
4. Comparing American culture to British and others to open my mind.
5. NOOL is a utopia for NO/JD fanatics.

C-Ro wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: One thing I do love about pre-gig meet-ups is that they miraculously filter out the real dregs of humanity that often seem to be the dominant species around here.

Funny, that innit???

Er, nope.

Just how many people turned up at the Slaughterhouse uninvited?!

And then next thing you know it's a - woo! - NewOrderOnline - woo! - drink-up! Yey! Woo!

hahah exactly why i left ;)

Yeah, you're a right Kesyer Soze ain't ya? Someone told me you were in the room, pointed over my shoulder; I span round, and, like a flash, you were gone.

Didn't sound like I missed 'owt, given what folk told me afterwards, though.

Do they really say "'Owt" in Stoke?

Anyway, Pipettes on Monday Martin, if one fancies it.

And why spell it 'owt? What's the apostrophe for?

Diamond White wrote: And why spell it 'owt? What's the apostrophe for?

It's just for you, honey pie!!

Li - will probably make the jaunt for the Pipettes, but your kisses are wasted on me.

I love it but i dont love it...

I love it because it's well maintained. I love all people here and the everlasting spirit of post-punk. Hm.