THE WORST TEAM IN THE PREMIERSHIP!

I hope that the Boat (Mikey) passes through here cos now it has to be said - through gritted teeth....

What a sorry spineless mess of a once half-decent team they are!

• Dumped out of the first cup campaign by League Two opposition ferfucksakes.
• Can't even string two decent results together most of the time as it is
• Can't even SCORE in their home games, let alone fucking WIN.
• Their forwards are all fucking crap - ALL OF THEM - can't find the net to save their lives.
• Their defence an' backline is a huge embarrassment.
• Their midfield is pretty flaky as well.
• Most unfit an' injury-prone squad in Christendom.
• The fucking training ground is jinxed full stop an' needs to be razed, relocated an' renamed.
• No fuckers want to sign fer the team cos no one gi's a shit about a piss poor club that nobody likes anyway.
• They may as well shut up shop now fer all I care cos they're a spent force. It'll certainly save me a lot of future heartache an' embarrassment anyrate.

It's not a case of them being a bunch of hasbeens either, because they NEVER WERE in the first place.

And so, to commemorate their inherent crapness, I give you their 20th anniversary birthday cak[e].

Wave Bye Bye to the Premiership, Gibbo & Lamb.....

..agreed you even lost to us!!!! 2-o up aswell

i cant agree. because we are playing there tomorrow and it would be the kiss of death

in Woodgate, easily one of the best centre-halves in the country.

He's just a long haired Thug surely Al?

Must have a Toke then, that will explain his hair !

Woodgate is the class English centre half. Having seen plenty of him and Ferdinand there is no competition in my book, he oozed class from the start and looks even better now. Put him alongside Terry who gets stuck in and plays a different game and England could have the best pairing in years.

Appearance wise he was called Spook at Leeds for his gaunt face.

The ONLY chance Woodgate has of staying fit is to avoid the fuckin' training ground. Period.

ANY Smoggie - no matter how obsessive or casual - will be able to tell yers that that fuckin' Rockclffe Park has to be THE most cursed an' jinxed fuckin' complex in the cosmos.

I mean, 90% of Boro's player's injuries over the last FIVE seasons have occurred DURING FUCKIN' TRAINING! How the hell do yer explain that? I'm fuckin' narked that Gibbo or Lamb haven't even seen fit to persuade the coaching staff that some serious exorcism needs to be instigated to see if that will lift the curse once an' for all - or at least offer some sort of respite, cos it's fuckin' ridiculous.... I always said that they should've called the recent Official Boro FC Biography "Injured In Training" and fuckin' well have done wi' it!

Anyway, one decent centre back doth not a winning team make. Neither does the proliferation of young talent guarantee success (they're not winning many games are they fer frigs sakes?). How we could kill to have a back line as solid an' impenetrable as that of fuckin' Pompey right now, just to atone for all the past embarrassments.... they've become a fuckin' laughing stock these last three seasons, with the defence officially worse than even Sunderland's!

Just watch them lose nil - whatever to Blackburn come tomorra..... it's so fuckin' predictable. They're crap - a sick joke ! The team are finished as far as the top flight is concerned. 18th in the league by Xmas - you watch. They will do what they did last year an' pull off a handful of fluke results against the big guns but then lose pathetically against everybody else.... Even Southgate has now started adopting the worst of them stomach-wrenching cliches that Steve McClueless was spouting - "strength of character", "magnificent", an' all that fuckin bollocks! Gaaaaaaaah!!!

I now have to console meself with the Irish league these days, just to stop mesel from bustin me guts....but even there I can't avoid hearin' about the crap results when they start filterin' through... 20 years since they reopened their shop - an' even now all we've got to show for our efforts is one small cup and a whole legacy of utter crap.

Worst team in the Premiership? My heart just breaks.....

El Jarvo wrote:

Hub[orange]ert Mickle[/orange] wrote: I mean, 90% of Boro's player's injuries over the last FIVE seasons have occurred DURING FUCKIN' TRAINING!

Two words: George. Boateng.

Just two?

I can think of a good few more....

Ugo Ehiogu Ray Parlour Gaizka Mendieta Chris Riggott Stuart Parnaby Mark Viduka Malcolm Christie Tony McMahon

......

The first three above-named may as well start paying rent for the amount of time they're always in the consultancy room.... useless fuckers most of 'em!

Poor Malcolm Christie, used to be a legend at Derby then fucked off for the bright lights of the Premeiership and never been fit since

El Jarvo wrote: Can't agree whatsoever.

Went to Arse vs Boro, in the Boro end, and you made a decent fight of it there. You don't have 1/10th of the flare of a club like the Arse but you've got enough young players to build a future on, and, in Woodgate, easily one of the best centre-halves in the country.

Anyways, (T)W@tford are THE worst team in the Prem.

Ever.

What the fuck do you know about top league footy fella????

You call us 'spastics'.. fair play, stick to what you know.

we call you 'divs' by the way... 'Division' mongs that are usually found supporting England.. with gusto!

You wouldnt know quality football if it bummed you.

You look up at us, we look down on you...

9 posts already !!..not bad for a newbie

El Jarvo wrote: Anyways, (T)W@tford are THE worst team in the Prem.

Ever.

Better than being the worst club in the Championship, though, surely...

Snorri xxx

but you do have Julio..........

Well Hub,another home defeat today, by Blackburn this time, and it's not looking too clever for us short term I must admitt...But Hugh,do you remember the gates locking in 85?I do mate,as a 12 year old Boro daft kid...Look at how far the club has come under Gibbo's stewardship since that total dispair..

This bumpy Jackel& Hyde start is a deffo concern like. Southgate needs to do what he said he was going to do at the start of his tenure,and play a more attacking 4-4-2 fuckin now!Especially at home, his 4-5-1 is embarrassing and shows a total lack of bottle..

Funnily enough,about a fortnight ago we were at Pickering Steam Railway Station taking the little lad on a Thomas The Tank Engine big train,and up walks Mark Viduka with his heavily up-the-duff missus, and his little lad,and he asks my missus where the ticket office is..So I explained to Mrs BRF who he was,and how good a player he is,but,er,he does'nt get his game for Boro! What the fuck is that all about Gareth? 4-4-2 at home would be a good place to start...It just needs to be done now.

Mendieta is a player who is begining to get on my tits.A once top player unbelievably priced at £30 million who you would now gladly swap for Stevie Hawking..Simply does'nt cut the mustard!

I think most people know Boro have the best youth talent around coming through and yet to come through beyond that..But that's all a way off with alot of if's and buts along the way.Not least,the problem of holding on to youth talent with Chelsea on the prowl,that's a long term worry!I could see why Southgate suggested a total ban on agents handling players under 21,with the club's interest in mind.But I thinlk it would be good for the game as a whole too...

And one more thing Hub? Worse than all this for you living in Ireland,I bet all the sudden Sunderland shirts popping up over there are doing you're napper bigtime!

Forget all this Irish League nonsense.No sorry go and enjoy you're football mate,but stop pretending you are not dyed in the wool Boro It's obvious,you would'nt get so irate otherwise...

shall we finish on a song.Right O,to the tune of Agadoo....

Yak-a-boo boo boo for you they pass it through to the left to the right he is lookin bright scoring a chip or punt but for Boro plays like a cunt...

Yakubu would benefit from a stike partner and it would go along way to resolving this mess IMO

Hey BRF.. be thankful you aint a Charlton fan.

Its been seven years in the Premiership, under a highly respected manager, who's taken them from strength to strength with a limited budget, whilst still playing entertaining football, occasionally threatening to get a place in Europe.

Bring in Iain Dowie, give him £10 million to spend, and watch them sink like a stone.

Burt Reynolds wrote: Hey BRF.. be thankful you aint a Charlton fan.

Its been seven years in the Premiership, under a highly respected manager, who's taken them from strength to strength with a limited budget, whilst still playing entertaining football, occasionally threatening to get a place in Europe.

Bring in Iain Dowie, give him £10 million to spend, and watch them sink like a stone.

Dowie and Southgate seem to be molding their respective clubs in their own image..Ugly! No calls for Southgate's head at Boro yet,and I think its too soon for that,but it will come if results don't pick up soon obviously..What about Dowie? Are the crowd getting on his back yet?Second bottom now arn't yers?Below even Watford on goal diff

Typical that just when we start looking good on paper, we startb playing like a bunch of muppets... The Hammers are giving Charlton and Boro a run for their money at the moment...

Snorri xxx

Hub[orange]ert Mickle[/orange] wrote:

I now have to console meself with the Irish league these days, just to stop mesel from bustin me guts....but even there I can't avoid hearin' about the crap results when they start filterin' through... 20 years since they reopened their shop - an' even now all we've got to show for our efforts is one small cup and a whole legacy of utter crap.

That mean you have to follow Bray Wanderers then?

means you have either bottom of the premiership or bottom of the eL Premier division

bansheeman wrote: i cant agree. because we are playing there tomorrow and it would be the kiss of death

...good game.. shame it was spoilt by portugal/argie loving cnuts

Try Everton !

Boatraceface wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Hey BRF.. be thankful you aint a Charlton fan.

Its been seven years in the Premiership, under a highly respected manager, who's taken them from strength to strength with a limited budget, whilst still playing entertaining football, occasionally threatening to get a place in Europe.

Bring in Iain Dowie, give him £10 million to spend, and watch them sink like a stone.

Dowie and Southgate seem to be molding their respective clubs in their own image..Ugly! No calls for Southgate's head at Boro yet,and I think its too soon for that,but it will come if results don't pick up soon obviously..What about Dowie? Are the crowd getting on his back yet?Second bottom now arn't yers?Below even Watford on goal diff

Most of Charlton's problems are due to the crap that Curbishley left Dowie with at the end of last season. Most of Dowie's buys are injured at the moment so by and large the team that's playing now is full of Curbishley players. The team playing at the end of last season would have been a certainty for relegation...now we're just among the front runners! As for entertaining football under Curbs did you see any of our matches in the second half of last season? We even played 4-5-1 at home against Leyton Orient in the FA Cup.

Our main problem is that we never replaced Scott Parker or told Chelski to piss off with their £10 million for him...

Newcastle United were awful at Anfield last week.

they were also by far the worst team at Anfield last season.

Roeder, Terry Mac and Lee Clark. pure genius!

J.A.K wrote: Newcastle United were awful at Anfield last week.

they were also by far the worst team at Anfield last season.

Roeder, Terry Mac and Lee Clark. pure genius!

yeah but they also gave the most exciting match of the week home against everton on sunday.

edge of my seat fun!

(not just because I have both cahill and johnson on my pub league team either)

J.A.K wrote: Newcastle United were awful at Anfield last week.

they were also by far the worst team at Anfield last season.

Roeder, Terry Mac and Lee Clark. pure genius!

Worse than Liverpool? Surely not?

Bonzette wrote:

J.A.K wrote: Newcastle United were awful at Anfield last week.

they were also by far the worst team at Anfield last season.

Roeder, Terry Mac and Lee Clark. pure genius!

Worse than Liverpool? Surely not?

Thought you might get that in before your game tonight..

Liverpool. Car stereo thieving bastards the lot of `em!

there's that worn out old chestnut again!

:snooze:

Jet Stream wrote: Try Everton !

At the moment? Are they really?

Does Phil Stamp still play for the Boro.

Snoopy wrote: Does Phil Stamp still play for the Boro.

No,thank eavens! His boss-eyed Dad tried to snog my mam tho.She was having non of it

J.A.K wrote: there's that worn out old chestnut again!

:snooze:

But its true JAK! Stanley dock wearing shady b`stards! Except you obviously! :D

where's stanley dock?

never ever go down there, unless its for the Summer Tent.

anyway...it looks like it will be soon be West Ham.

we can discount the Blades and Walford. because they're already down.

J.A.K wrote: where's stanley dock?

never ever go down there, unless its for the Summer Tent.

anyway...it looks like it will be soon be West Ham.

we can discount the Blades and Walford. because they're already down.

What about Spurs? They're crapper than we are at the moment...

Snorri xxx

Yes they are..........I need a couple of dozen of these..:bag: