Reading now......
It's 0846hrs
and this is not feckin England ;)
(I'm in the bothersome bit of Ireland)
EDIT: Ermmmm, it's kinda...mmmmm how to say it in yankese....sort of jerks vs dweebs isn't it. Frankly it's only the person with the curtis avatar who made any sense, though your tactic of flinging outright insanity into it worked well. Personally I would either A. Shoot them all, or B. rave at the about thier scrary orwellian school system, or C. steal some of Barney Army's better quots about your country, palm them off as my own, and just watch the headless chickens dance.
I advise that you listen to more New Order and spend more time on NOOL, eventually, you'll forget that such dull fora exist. Of course sooner or later you'll end up as howling as half the inmates here, but by then you'll be partially deaf from too much Hooky in the ears, so you wont be able to hear the normal people talking about you :D
That'll be £40 please for the consultation. See my asociate Mr diamondsinoil or biginwhite or whatever the fuck he calls himself these days...he seems to need that 40 quid like the loch ness monster needs "tree fiddy".
