The gravy train has been derailed :evil4:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061107/ap_on_en_mu/spears_divorce

I'm sorry, but this is hilarious

I bet she's shagging 50 Cent by week's end.

How will the poor girl support herself and her babies now?

What a tragedy, it really is. I guess last week's interview in the NY Post was a total sham. Just like the marriage, apparently.

NY Post

Now, you can understand why I'm not into guys in my age range...

no more sheep for Tabsy.

Not even a female (ram) relative? Oh... so they have horns now.

NOOLigan wrote: no more sheep for Tabsy.

Hey, Brit's back on the market...I won't be eating generic dog food tonight! :D

No sir, it's going to be name-brand!

Taboo # 7 wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: no more sheep for Tabsy.

Hey, Brit's back on the market...I won't be eating generic dog food tonight! :D

No sir, it's going to be name-brand!

Tabbsy and Britney, and Sean Preston and Jayden James, Sittin' in a tree.....

and i thought this marriage was going to last forever and ever. i mean, they seemed so much in love.

Does this mean she's going to make some more records now?

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: What a tragedy, it really is. I guess last week's interview in the NY Post was a total sham. Just like the marriage, apparently.

NY Post

God, that article is so painful to read! Every other word is 'like', like

" You know, this is a hard thing for me, because, it's like, I don't like to, like, either glorify or put myself in a different light than what's being put out right now, you know?"

fit as fuck again is Brits.

i love head-locking thighs like hers.

J.A.K wrote: fit as fuck again is Brits.

i love head-locking thighs like hers.

wrong, just so wrong lol :)

Smurfy wrote:

J.A.K wrote: fit as fuck again is Brits.

i love head-locking thighs like hers.

wrong, just so wrong lol :)

you can watch if you like.

This thing gets more interesting, I suppose. Apparently Brit informed Kevin of her intentions via...... text message.........

Kevin On The Road

u n me r thru?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: u n me r thru?

u b trppn, dawg

no, im seriouslike now

yo, dis sux

get ur grungy ass out by t-day

but what bout my money?

u mean my money? tuff sht

J.A.K wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

J.A.K wrote: fit as fuck again is Brits.

i love head-locking thighs like hers.

wrong, just so wrong lol :)

you can watch if you like.

And Ref!

he gets $10 million via prenup and then he wants support and child custody.

I wonder how long it will take him to spend all the money....

surly he'll be wanting ongoing payments.

I'm sure he'll be rolling in the dough with the sales from his CD, right?

I mean, he's got to be platinum, triple platinum by now, you think?

Taboo # 7 wrote: I'm sure he'll be rolling in the dough with the sales from his CD, right?

I mean, he's got to be platinum, triple platinum by now, you think?

platinum, triple platinum crap, you must mean!

NOOLigan wrote: surly he'll be wanting ongoing payments.

we can only hope she had a good prenup! otherwise, the gravy train shall continue. :dead:

Shed Peel wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: surly he'll be wanting ongoing payments.

we can only hope she had a good prenup! otherwise, the gravy train shall continue. :dead:

silly girl. what was she thinking.

Taboo # 7 wrote: I'm sure he'll be rolling in the dough...

More like rolling the dough, down at the pizza place.

NOOLigan wrote:

Shed Peel wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: surly he'll be wanting ongoing payments.

we can only hope she had a good prenup! otherwise, the gravy train shall continue. :dead:

silly girl. what was she thinking.

She wasn't

NOOLigan wrote:

Shed Peel wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: surly he'll be wanting ongoing payments.

we can only hope she had a good prenup! otherwise, the gravy train shall continue. :dead:

silly girl. what was she thinking.

well, we can only hope someone was thinking for her when they drafted her prenup!

Quite honestly, I am a firm believer that if you can't manage your money, you deserve to have it taken away...

Let's see if Brit falls into that category.

Shed Peel wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Shed Peel wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: surly he'll be wanting ongoing payments.

we can only hope she had a good prenup! otherwise, the gravy train shall continue. :dead:

silly girl. what was she thinking.

well, we can only hope someone was thinking for her when they drafted her prenup!

Quite honestly, I am a firm believer that if you can't manage your money, you deserve to have it taken away...

Let's see if Brit falls into that category.

true. she may well just fall into the white trash category.

infatuation can make you blind and silly.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Kevin is prepared to go the distance in order to do what he feels is necessary to protect and safeguard the children

Oh...so now he is suddenly a devoted father...running out on his first two babies momma, so he could get with Brit...now he wants custody of the kids...laughable...maybe John Cena will accidentally kill him in their "wrestling" match...the world could only get so lucky...

this is the man who ditched his pregnant partner for Brit.

now he want to fight Brit for custody.

Even worse, this happened on a very special day where I know what issues I care about, unlike some celebrity tabloid trash aficionados. This news doesn't come as a surprise to me, anyway. So here's for you Britney: :finger:

She shouldn't have picked K-Fed in the first place. If a man has kids in a previous relationship, I will to find another suitable guy! Surprised that I know a lot about what you need a relationship, and that someone who's five years older doesn't! Britney is indeed trash...

I'm just surprised it took two years for her to realize what a loser he is

I mean, I was here the entire time, and she went with K-Fed instead! :p

Well, that and it must have been the longest ever episode of Punk'd!

"Kevin, you've been punk'd for two years, man!...we are horrible, horrible people"

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: She shouldn't have picked K-Fed in the first place. If a man has kids in a previous relationship, I will to find another suitable guy! Surprised that I know a lot about what you need a relationship, and that someone who's five years older doesn't! Britney is indeed trash...

Bugger..That's me and you over before we got started Cozzie

Has Commrade mentioned his 47 grandchildren?

Boatraceface wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: She shouldn't have picked K-Fed in the first place. If a man has kids in a previous relationship, I will to find another suitable guy! Surprised that I know a lot about what you need a relationship, and that someone who's five years older doesn't! Britney is indeed trash...

Bugger..That's me and you over before we got started Cozzie

Has Commrade mentioned his 47 grandchildren?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: She shouldn't have picked K-Fed in the first place. If a man has kids in a previous relationship, I will to find another suitable guy! Surprised that I know a lot about what you need a relationship, and that someone who's five years older doesn't! Britney is indeed trash...

Bugger..That's me and you over before we got started Cozzie

Has Commrade mentioned his 47 grandchildren?

So Comrade is really Wilt Chamberlain?

Wasn't he famous for his M1 or something?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Wasn't he famous for his M1 or something?

He was known for his ability to score...and he also played basketball, I understand :p

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Thank you, folks. I'll be here all week...

Tabbsy, whatever happened to the flock that you recently met in the barn?

So...back to the original topic.

I guess the Britney Spears sex video is coming out soon. Gross....

I hope that doesn't exist.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I hope that doesn't exist.

i just heard on the news that kevex wants to sell it to the highest bidder.

That's another stupid mistake Brit has made. Can't believe that we're from the same generation, and that I know some things better than her...

The flock abandoned me for a very tall athletic black man called "Comrade Wilt"

As for Ms. Spears' intelligence or lack thereof, she could be a Harvard MBA and as long as someone like K-Fed swept her off her feet, she'd still look stupid. But luckily for all of us...she's as dumb as a post

There are two young kids involved, and from what we've heard of K-Fed since the spilt I think they would be alright without knowing Daddy-O

Brit+ Harvard MBA = product of "Legally Blonde" (never saw the movie, I think it's stupid) and grade inflation

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: never saw the movie, I think it's stupid

What are you basing your review on then?

DUNCE!

Intelligence has nothing to do with matters of the heart, Cozzie.

Run Wilder wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: never saw the movie, I think it's stupid

What are you basing your review on then?

DUNCE!

Diamond, the movie was just stupid, IMHO. Since when do you equate hair color with intelligence? Can't believe there was a movie about that...

Taboo # 7 wrote: Intelligence has nothing to do with matters of the heart, Cozzie.

I understand that the head and heart are separate, but shouldn't Brit be smarter when picking a mate for life?

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: Intelligence has nothing to do with matters of the heart, Cozzie.

I understand that the head and heart are separate, but shouldn't Brit be smarter when picking a mate for life?

damn i so feel like a comment here.