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Come on everybody, what are everyones favourites?

My personal favourite was in January. The whole Barneys Angels nonsense. Certain people took some well deserved stick and i got my own thread with people slagging me off.

anyone else?

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Me and you arguing about Low Life.:laugh:

Then there was the time you said Killing Joke were a goff band.:rofl:

Aaah, memories.:thumb:

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Ahhh...

too many golden ones.

I think my fave had to be the first (of many) Iraqi related threads with EdelBrock.

Respect to Mr Brock though, cos he takes it all very well.:thumb:

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Diggy and I Vs Biznotic Brian and Brian calling me a lost puppy

woof woof

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Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Diggy and I Vs Biznotic Brian and Brian calling me a lost puppy

woof woof

awww memories....

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Whatever happened to him?

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Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Whatever happened to him?

PROBABLY got married:hat:

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When Digi Mike and MICK got into a fight to SEE who'd get to LICK my boots.

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Any argument with Sebastien probably.

Sebastien vs Muffy Sebastien vs oldMonkey

Any other? :evil4:

oh..

Sebastien vs me.. (he wanted to SELL the site, remember?)

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Then there was the time you said Killing Joke were a goff band.:rofl:

Aaah, memories.:thumb:

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John Sludden wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

Then there was the time you said Killing Joke were a goff band.:rofl:

Aaah, memories.:thumb:

:abovelol: :clap:

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Uncle Liam wrote: Come on everybody, what are everyones favourites?

My personal favourite was in January. The whole Barneys Angels nonsense. Certain people took some well deserved stick and i got my own thread with people slagging me off.

anyone else?

Mug!

And Barneys Angels proved it to all those that took it seriously!:shrug:

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Jeff Vs Diggy and Tristan changing his name and his avatar to Diggy Mike's of that time which completely did Jeff's head in ha ha. He deleted all Tristan's posts thinking it was Diggy. Loved it! :p

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no mention of me. good. i'm trying to forget, but for some reason everything seems to so deja vu at the moment.

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I used to love my Saturday night bouts against Owens and Patrick Stewart App Society.Them were days:clap:

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Any thread with Liam taking the piss... :evil4:

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How about...

[black]THE PEOPLE vs Miss LACY[/black]

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Kevin Hewick vs himself?

Turdbox vs me?

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The People vs. Leather Girl

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Jeff Vs Diggy and Tristan changing his name and his avatar to Diggy Mike's of that time which completely did Jeff's head in ha ha. He deleted all Tristan's posts thinking it was Diggy. Loved it!

Your making that up Maya :laugh:

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Everyone vs. Cozzie :evil4:

I don't know that I'd necessarily cite our arguements as "golden moments"...unless of course there was make-up sex after :p

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I don't know that I'd necessarily cite our arguements as "golden moments"...unless of course there was make-up sex after

Good point , well made :D

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I remember me entering this site and giving a room to free the order via ftp - memorable moments, that; and the endless discussion after that. At least one person was right, what I wanted to aim with that. (urghh !!! bad eng-er-lish :banghead: ) :shrug:

|cv|

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Taboo # 7 wrote: Everyone vs. Cozzie :evil4:

I don't know that I'd necessarily cite our arguements as "golden moments"...unless of course there was make-up sex after :p

So who are you gonna pick a fight with Tabbsy? 'cause I'm not aware of any sheep ... er, I take that back... :evil4:

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Seb vs. Tim and Mr. Jarvis vs. AgentWood both made me go :eek:

Tristan posting as Diggy Mike was an interesting concept.

Marty Gray (though I absolutely love his passion) vs. just about everybody, can't remember who specifically though, about the time he signed off.

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vs Sebastien once again... Huntsman vs Sebastien as well.

I think we also had Liv vs Sebastien.

Finally, Sebastien vs anybody pre-2003.

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I'm STILL confused by the Barney's Angels thing, as it really was a big larf to those of us who came up with it.

Of course now there seems to be a whole website full of stalkers so maybe those who started yelling were in the right after all.

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I feel like I've always missed out on all the best arguments!

:cry:

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Burt Reynolds wrote: Ahhh...

too many golden ones.

I think my fave had to be the first (of many) Iraqi related threads with EdelBrock.

Respect to Mr Brock though, cos he takes it all very well.:thumb:

I think it was you that took it well!:evil4:

That was a good one, as I really didn't understand forums like this and probably was the one that got me hooked to the site.

Tagteaming on leather girl was amusing, and the tangle with the good doctor was interesting as well.

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[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Seb vs. Tim and Mr. Jarvis vs. AgentWood both made me go :eek:

al and i: that was a doozy, wasn't it! both times.

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AgentWood wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Seb vs. Tim and Mr. Jarvis vs. AgentWood both made me go :eek:

al and i: that was a doozy, wasn't it! both times.

Now *that's* a classic...Ali-Frazier, move over :nod:

How'd that one resolve itself, anyway? TKO in the final round, or was there a draw declared in the interest of promoting peace in the Middle East? :shrug:

What if a thread about old arguments causes more arguments? Paradox...:skeptic:

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'What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!' ~Agnes Repplier

:evil4:

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Minx wrote: 'What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!' ~Agnes Repplier :evil4:

when did you get smart? :fight:

xoxo

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About the same time you started messing up your posts:p

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Minx wrote: About the same time you started messing up your posts:p

i am having problems posting lately. Lack of practice, i reckon.

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Minx wrote: I'm a tawdry drunken slapper!

We know. You've been telling us since the day you arrived.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Minx wrote: I'm a tawdry drunken slapper!

We know. You've been telling us since the day you arrived.

now that is not very mature.

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NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Minx wrote: I'm a tawdry drunken slapper!

We know. You've been telling us since the day you arrived.

now that is not very mature.

Payback.

She jumped into a fight that wasn't hers, when I was leaving her out of it.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Minx wrote: I'm a tawdry drunken slapper!

We know. You've been telling us since the day you arrived.

now that is not very mature.

Payback.

She jumped into a fight that wasn't hers, when I was leaving her out of it.

Dude, stop already. Enough. Let it die.

But I do have to admit Minx has been throwing around that impression alot to attract attention.....

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EdelBrock wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Minx wrote: I'm a tawdry drunken slapper!

We know. You've been telling us since the day you arrived.

now that is not very mature.

Payback.

She jumped into a fight that wasn't hers, when I was leaving her out of it.

Dude, stop already. Enough. Let it die.

But I do have to admit Minx has been throwing around that impression alot to attract attention.....

EDIT: 1) My initial impression was that your post was terribly one-sided, i.e., she's not an innocent in this.

  1. My secondary impression is that you're right, it needs to die.

  2. I'm struggling with trying to follow my Buddhist teachings, and it's not easy when I'm also refusing to be a punching bag. That was payback, pure and simple and well-deserved, but it isn't in line with what I'm trying to follow.

And I'm still not sure how to follow the eightfold path when the opposite of the eightfold path is the norm for interaction here.

:shrug:

Anyway, you're right, Edelbrock, it needs to die. Not sure anybody else agrees, but that's where I'm leaving it.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Minx wrote: I'm a tawdry drunken slapper!

We know. You've been telling us since the day you arrived.

now that is not very mature.

Payback.

She jumped into a fight that wasn't hers, when I was leaving her out of it.

Dude, stop already. Enough. Let it die.

But I do have to admit Minx has been throwing around that impression alot to attract attention.....

Dude, I wouldn't have commented at all on the impression she's been trying so assiduously to cultivate, EXCEPT that she just couldn't resist getting one more dig in EVEN THOUGH I was behaving courteously towards her.

If you want it to die, cut the one-sided crap and tell HER to let it die, cause your post is mostly one-sided bullshit, Except that last part. :evil4:

EDIT: Of course it needs to die. As long as it's left dead after this, it will die.

Bet it isn't left dead, though. Oh, the injustice....

: poke: : poke:

:twitching: :twitching:

man we need some more expressive smilies!:nod:

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I shall bow to your wisdom Edelbrock. :nod:

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EdelBrock wrote: man we need some more expressive smilies!:nod:

I've often felt the need for a "whistling innocently" smiley. :nod:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Minx wrote: I'm a tawdry drunken slapper!

We know. You've been telling us since the day you arrived.

Wrong again... I have only just become single after a long term relationship. I have posted about feeling like a nun... even your small mind can probably guess what that means.

yes I like attention I've never denied that and I enjoy banter.

Just because a women wears a short skirt and enjoys a laugh and is comfortable with her sexuality does not mean she's a tawdry slapper...

I'm over 30 and a confident woman and much as that appears to scare you resorting to name calling is a little pathetic.

oh and I like to got out and have a drink with my friends too guess that makes me a typical boring drunken Brit:shrug:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Minx wrote: I'm a tawdry drunken slapper!

We know. You've been telling us since the day you arrived.

now that is not very mature.

Payback.

She jumped into a fight that wasn't hers, when I was leaving her out of it.

You're right:eek:
the discussion was between Cozzie and Edel Brock....

I like many other people had my say when it had gotten way beyond that and in the to a few fighting people thread I gave my views without resorting to childish name calling.

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Minx, as I said, that was payback for a nasty little post you made, after I had behaved courteously towards you throughout my fight with OTHER PEOPLE that had nothing to do with you.

Play with fire, burn your fingers kind of stuff.

I'm not going to debate the points of your post, although I think you don't really understand my reasoning-- I think you're taking wild and inaccurate guesses about what it is I'm saying.

And in fact, I'm not going to continue in this fight, for reasons I've already stated above.

If you want to continue fighting, have at it. But I won't be there.

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Minx wrote: You're right:eek:
the discussion was between Cozzie and Edel Brock....

Until Burt saw a chance to bully her once again. You can't have it both ways, Minx.

Minx wrote: and in the to a few fighting people thread I gave my views without resorting to childish name calling.

Minx wrote: apparently there are quite a few people that would happily call you a cunt.....

...you silly little man

...an annoying attention seeking little creep

:skeptic:

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Glad you have learned when to put a stop to things:thumb:

EDIT:- (in response to new post)

I'm not going to debate the points of your post

And in fact, I'm not going to continue in this fight, for reasons I've already stated above.

If you want to continue fighting, have at it. But I won't be there.

Well that lasted all of 2 and a half minutes... Just keep doing those breathing exercises and thinking calm thoughts

Further Edit(in response to edit done)

lol back editing to give the impression of not carrying on the argument:nono: I think people may notice that.

The quotes above were taken from a humorous (subject to opinion) skit and not childish name calling...

It is a fact that there are people who would call you a cunt.

I'm sorry that you find the term silly little man so offensive when you have been called much worse.

Oh and of course creep is a racial slur in your country so I'll take that one back. Sorry for my error.

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Deary deary me....

He even manages to start an argument on a thread about arguments.

Time for some moderation methinks.:nonono:

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Nothing's important enough on here to remember it.

:D

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Minx wrote: I'm a tawdry drunken slapper!

We know. You've been telling us since the day you arrived.

now that is not very mature.

Payback.

She jumped into a fight that wasn't hers, when I was leaving her out of it.

rule 1 to arguing on the internet

"do not explain your unexplainable trolling"

the answer should have been: 'your mom's not very mature'

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ChrissMari...your mom is not very mature...

hmmm...for some reason, I don't feel like I've really said anything...

quite like my other 11,000 posts!!!

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JSB,i dont think he ever posted without offending or arguing with people. Think he's the only one to ever get barred from the site. Wonder what happened to him?

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steveone wrote: JSB,i dont think he ever posted without offending or arguing with people. Think he's the only one to ever get barred from the site. Wonder what happened to him?

he came back as me. :nod:

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steveone wrote: JSB,i dont think he ever posted without offending or arguing with people. Think he's the only one to ever get barred from the site. Wonder what happened to him?

Not true.I'm sure MUFFY,TIM and MYSELF are at least 3!:hat:

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Tim was banned by the establishment and then became the establishment.

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Uncle Liam wrote: Tim was banned by the establishment and then became the establishment.

...always the way with bootleggers. He'll be head of some huge multinational entertainment corporation soon, fronting "piracy is killing music" ads.

:evil4:

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Uncle Liam wrote: Tim was banned by the establishment and then became the establishment.

Almost - I was banned by Seb in July 2002! Still not entirely sure what the offence was. Don't care now either.

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ROCKET MICK wrote:

steveone wrote: JSB,i dont think he ever posted without offending or arguing with people. Think he's the only one to ever get barred from the site. Wonder what happened to him?

Not true.I'm sure MUFFY,TIM and MYSELF are at least 3!:hat:

Huntsman (or was that Cuntsman) was another, as was Jonathan Scott. Didn't Seb go on this spree of banning people who had seen the Order play live, or who were actually contributing something worthwhile to the site?

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Tim wrote: Didn't Seb go on this spree of banning people who had seen the Order play live, or who were actually contributing something worthwhile to the site?

It wouldn't surprise me.

I do remember sometime in 2002 when I first joined the site properly (I'd lurked for years before and known Nic from the Monaco days) I got into an prolonged argument with Seb over ICQ. A day or two after the argument some nutter came on the site and posted random obscenities/threats/etc. Seb assumed it was me using a different account and posted my email on the board so everyone could send "Alistair Murray a message". I even got some abuse from that bloke Muffy who I'd never even spoken to before!

Knowing that it wasn't me I asked for the IP addresses to be compared. Spotnick - being fair minded and not a loopy twat - did this and found the offending IP was North American whereas I obviously post from the UK. Case closed. Seb never apologised and it did leave a bit of a bad taste at the time.

That's probably my own best "worst" argument on NOOL :laugh:

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MONTY The Merciless wrote: How about...

[black]THE PEOPLE vs Miss LACY[/black]

:nod: Ran for about 30 pages, if memory serves.

She was lovely in the end though.Even Cambo felt her vulnrability,and he was a particularly nasty bastard with her at first..which was surprising in itself,as he was going through a phase of relentlessly kissing every other female's arse on here :nod: Nasty pasty he was to her. In Cambo's defence he was quite nice with her when the dust settled.

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Boatraceface wrote:

MONTY The Merciless wrote: How about...

[black]THE PEOPLE vs Miss LACY[/black]

:nod: Ran for about 30 pages, if memory serves.

She was lovely in the end though.Even Cambo felt her vulnrability,and he was a particularly nasty bastard with her at first..which was surprising in itself,as he was going through a phase of relentlessly kissing every other female's arse on here :nod: Nasty pasty he was to her. In Cambo's defence he was quite nice with her when the dust settled.

:spit: remember when Cambo loved Jem.

when? :laugh:

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Jem was one of many.Twas a sickening display of wanton arse-crawling,maybe linked to the divisive Barney's Angels recruitment drive...Or just wanton crawling,dunno.Thank fuck he sorted himself out though.

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Some of the pops taken at you JAK have been a Larf. You never bite though do you? One of the few who know it's only a website.

Liam and Ronald's ongoing simmer is a hoot too:laugh:

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Too True. Harsh words may have been said, but i stand by the fact that I was correct.

:nod:

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J.A.K wrote:

steveone wrote: JSB,i dont think he ever posted without offending or arguing with people. Think he's the only one to ever get barred from the site. Wonder what happened to him?

he came back as me. :nod:

oh give over you farthead!!

caca poopoo

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Uncle Liam wrote: Too True. Harsh words may have been said, but i stand by the fact that I was correct.

:nod:

I'd join in the chorus but it would probably result in a bunch of people who do take the site too seriously saying "I don't take it seriously" and starting another mini row in this thread :P

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Refresh me.Who was JSB?

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Tim wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote:

steveone wrote: JSB,i dont think he ever posted without offending or arguing with people. Think he's the only one to ever get barred from the site. Wonder what happened to him?

Not true.I'm sure MUFFY,TIM and MYSELF are at least 3!:hat:

Huntsman (or was that Cuntsman) was another, as was Jonathan Scott. Didn't Seb go on this spree of banning people who had seen the Order play live, or who were actually contributing something worthwhile to the site?

YES:lol:

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ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Too True. Harsh words may have been said, but i stand by the fact that I was correct.

:nod:

I'd join in the chorus but it would probably result in a bunch of people who do take the site too seriously saying "I don't take it seriously" and starting another mini row in this thread :P

Would'nt that be fun? We all like a bit of a ruck:nod:

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Boatraceface wrote: Refresh me.Who was JSB?

Came on here with vitriol for everybody from the start, then GaryMac gave him a hilarious comeuppance involving JSB's love of pro-wrestling.

Said he was moving to New Jersey, to be closer to his inlaws, so he wouldn't have computer access for a while, and he'd be back online when the move was done. We never heard from him again.

His mam probably took his computer away. :lol:

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Spike disappeared after JSB's move Stateside. Their love must have blossomed and to this day they skip gaily through the fields without a care.

Either that or or JSB can't get his arms out of the gimp suit to type.

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